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5780177 No.5780177 [Reply] [Original]

>When I eat pizza, I don't eat the crusts.

>> No.5780202

People who throw away food like that make me sick.

>> No.5780450

>>5780202
It's a handle, you don't eat handles. If they intended for you to eat it, the toppings would go all the way to the edge.

>> No.5780459

>>5780450
>Using handles
>Not just folding it
ISHYGDDT

>> No.5780472

>>5780450
That's why I just scrape off the cheese sauce and toppings I mean the crust is just a handle for that after all.

>> No.5780478

>>5780450
If it was a handle it wouldn't be made of edible material.

>> No.5780487

>>5780472
It's the two seater bicycle your sister and I shared three weeks ago. When the analogy goes flat, you should intend to discard the rest of it.

>> No.5780489

I can't believe there are people out there who don't eat the best part of the pizza.

There's nothing like dipping that warm crust into some marinara sauce or garlic butter.

>> No.5780494

>>5780489
Most crust sucks though. It's the dipping sauce that tastes good. The crust is yet again the thing that delivers the good tasting part to your mouth.

>> No.5780497

>>5780489
Dis. Its basically a tasty bread stick. Stop getting shitty pizza OP

>> No.5780499

>tfw you are the only one who eats all the pizza crust first because it's the worst so all you have left is the good part
Some nights I just eat the crust and save the rest for the next day or two.

>> No.5780508

>>5780450
>i throw away my hotdog bun, its just a handle

>> No.5780509

>>5780508
I'll bet you have a problem with that too.

>> No.5780597

>>5780509
>make pbj sandwich
>"anon why are you licking pbj off that piece of bread like a dog?"

>> No.5780610

>>5780597
Well that's silly, I have spoons to eat peanut butter or jelly right out of the thing. I can even take them out and put them in a bowl together. These are delivery systems.

>> No.5780612

Do y'all eat your paper plates too? they're edible.

>> No.5780685

I can actually understand not eating the bare crusts if you are eating shitty chain pizza.

>> No.5780726

>>5780499
THIS GUY. This guy knows what's up.

>> No.5780733

I never throw away crusts, but I don't like 'em either.

I do one of the following:
A. Eat it reluctantly
B. Give it to the dog

However, there's this one location that puts sesame seeds on the crust. It's such a simple little addition, but it makes it taste amazing. That's the only time I do eat the crust.

>> No.5780737

>>5780685
seriously
if the crust isn't good, don't bother
that being said, people should try not to eat pizza that has a shitty crust
or just eat Saint Louis style pizza

>> No.5780743

I like to fold the crust in half. It makes it more solid and gives it another layer of crunch.

I wouldn't say it's the BEST part but it's good in its own way.

>> No.5780751

>>5780472

My cousin used to do this.

He was a cunt.

>> No.5780764

>>5780610
I can dump cheese and tomato sauce in a bowl and eat it with a spoon, too. Why bother making pizza if you wont eat the whole thing? Why bother molding a crust when you can just coat the whole pie in sauce?

>> No.5780770

>>5780764

Tried this once, comes out rubber.

I suppose you could spread it thin on a pizza pan and bake it that way

>> No.5781295
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5781295

>implying you don't eat this shit

>> No.5781297

>>5781295
i wonder if there's a recipe for it, or you'd probably just go for the waffle cone.

>> No.5781302

>>5780494

>Most crust sucks though.

then go to good pizza places for fuck's sake.

anyway i still like most shitty crusts.

>> No.5781304

I just put pepperoni, bacon and grated cheese in the microwave until it becomes a pool of sludge and then eat it in the bathtub while I jerk off

>> No.5781315

>>5781297

i think it would be hard to reproduce those particular cones faithfully. i found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUUdeiu920

but it only gives an insight into the waffle cone batter.

homemade is honestly better though http://www.chefsteps.com/activities/ice-cream-cones

>> No.5781324

>>5781315

a bit more poking around and i found out that they pretty much all use a combination of wheat and tapioca flours, with high-ratio shortening and sugar, and chemical leavening. the cake cones use a lot less sugar. you could probably produce a fairly similar one knowing that, and just pressing and rolling like a waffle cone.

>> No.5781452

>I like food

>> No.5781532

Inb4 >Wife
I'm not a huge fan of melted mozzarella. When I order pizza I always ask for it cooked more well down. So the cheese is a bit more brown and less gooey since I don't care for it that way. In public settings I will always eat it to be polite, even if I'm grossed out. Growing up at home though I would always pick off excess cheese and toss it.
Getting to my point, My wife hates the crusts but loves cheese, so we usually just exchange them with each other. Just one of those cute moments we share of "we were meant to be together hun".

>> No.5781574

>>5780450
i hope you die

>> No.5782065

I only eat the crusts when im seriously starving, but otherwise if I still have room I'll eat it

>> No.5782085

>>5780177
At least choose someone skinnier for the gif, you really think that fat sack of shit would skip the crusts?

>> No.5782090

>>5780489
If they gave me marinara sauce I'd gladly eat it.

>> No.5782094

I actually make my way round the crust first, almost as if I was eating the pizza as though I wanted the crust off, but instead I eat it.
And yes, this does imply I eat pizza with a knife and fork.

>> No.5782145

>>5780764
>pie
here we go