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5777206 No.5777206 [Reply] [Original]

hot dogs. get your fresh hot dogs here

>> No.5777221

Is that ketchup?
No thanks

>> No.5777224
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5777224

>>5777206
>see thumbnail in catalog
>oh, a chicago dog!
>excited to post about the glory of the chicago dog
>notice a lack of peppers and tomatoes
>what's that red stuff?
>oh god
>oh no
>mfw ketchup

>> No.5777242

>eating hot dogs with ketchup

>> No.5777254

all those toppings and the only thing you'll taste is ketchup

0/10, would not eat

>> No.5777265

Sure is some ketchup-hate in here. Bunch of plebs.

>> No.5777267

>>5777221
>>5777224
>>5777242
>>5777254

le epic /ck/ meme xddddd

>> No.5777279

>>5777267

>being this 12 years old

>> No.5777293

>>5777265
I don't hate ketchup. I'll even eat a hot dog ketchup if it's a shitty one I threw in the microwave and I'm in a particularly self-loathing kind of mood. I eat ketchup on my french fries, my burgers, hell, even my corn dogs. But if you're going to take the time to make a nice hot dog, don't ruin it by covering it in ketchup.

>> No.5777299

>>5777206
Just the right size to satisfy OP!

>> No.5777301

>>5777293
The idea isn't to "cover" it in ketchup. You use it like any other condiment: in moderation and distributed evenly.

Look at that picture. That is hardly a ketchup-slathered hot dog.

>> No.5777312

>>5777301
>And no one mentions the pickles AND relish...

>> No.5777324

>>5777301
When you add ketchup to something, it primarily tastes of ketchup, regardless of how much you put on it.

>> No.5777339

>>5777324
If that were the case we would all be ordering the "Ketchup Burger", or the "Ketchup Meatloaf". We don't because it is a condiment that can add a dimension to a dish, when used as a, wait for it...CONDIMENT.

>> No.5777343

>>5777206
Guess I'm a sick fuck for thinking that hot dog looks tasty, ketchup and all.

All it needs is some kraut.

>> No.5777350

Never thought people could be this autistic about goddamn hotdogs of all things.

>> No.5777352

>>5777324
The same is true of mustard

>> No.5777357

>>5777350
You don't come here often, do you, anon?

>> No.5777359

>>5777343
You just think it looks like a cock.

>> No.5777365

>>5777359
Why do all the best foods need to be cock shaped?

It's just not fair.

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5777374

the only way to eat hot dogs

>> No.5777384

>>5777374
Alright anon, can you explain the appeal to me?

As someone who likes ketchup on their hotdogs, I don't understand how you can you eat hotdogs with ONLY ketchup.

>> No.5777461

>>5777374
Shitposting aside, ketchup is a god-tier hot dog condiment. People who spout "LOL THAT'S FOR KIDS" have some issues they need to work out.

>> No.5777476

Chili
Cheddar
Onion

So good~

>> No.5777619
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5777619

>>5777206
>pickles
>AND relish

>> No.5777671

>>5777619
Pickles, relish, and cukes is how I do it.

>> No.5777694

>>5777374
>>5777384
>>5777461
i've heard people bitch and moan about ketchup on hotdogs, it doesn't kill the flavor as long as you don't put a lot on but if I have other ingredients like tomatos, pickles, or pepper, I don't put it on because it'll overpower other flavors. On a standard Ketchup, mustard, and relish hotdog, its fine

>> No.5777710

>>5777694
If you're putting stuff on a hot dog, it needs to be a cheap ass hotdog that you don't want to taste. What's the point of buying an expensive hotdog if you're not going to taste it properly?

>> No.5777715

>>5777710
no, adding ingredients to a quality hotdog just adds more quality

>> No.5777717
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5777717

If you're putting 5 pounds of fucking condiments and vegetables on there, you might as well not even bother with the hot dog.
If the hot dog itself tastes so shit, (or comes from chigaco) that you need to drown in with pickles and avacado and 12 different sauces, maby you need to eat something else instead.

>> No.5777748

Pickles are too terribly strong for you to taste anything else. Just eat those first.

>> No.5777769

>>5777717
have you ever had a chicago dog? the size of the hotdog itself is about 50% of the ingredients

>> No.5778602

>>5777206
I would fuck that.

>> No.5778614

>>5777206
that is far too much pickle

>> No.5778627

>>5777350
You should check out the chipotle thread, or any thread about beer. Everyone is a professor with a dozen pine cones up their ass.

>> No.5778900

>>5777717
>tries to make a point
>can't even spell Chicago
This is why you missed out on the triple dubs/double trips/sexts

>> No.5778930

anyone love sour kraut with a sausage in a bun
hell doesnt even have to be a german sausage still tastes delish

>> No.5779492

>>5778930
Of course, simple and good

>> No.5780910
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5780910

> not topping hotdogs with a cup of mayo

>> No.5780943

>>5777206
Looks delicious.

I would eat and the disco fries or poutine in the background.

Otherwise...
>chili, cheese, onions, yellow mustard
>onions, dill relish, sauerkraut, ball park mustard or brown mustard
Anything else is fine, these are just my two favorites

>> No.5782750

>>5780910
Fucking french people, absolutely disgusting.

>> No.5782769

>>5782750
But the French are the gods of cooking

>> No.5782775

>>5777206
If you haven't tried japadog it's amazing.

Umami flavor. Incredible toppings.

>> No.5782793

>>5782750
Yes, because guacamole is a traditional French recipe.

>> No.5782799

>>5782793
Eurofags love to put mayo on everything, especially the french.

>> No.5783101

>>5782775
umami flavor...go fuck yourself.

your post pretty much screams 'i dunno shit about umami other than jp yummmz! lol www 笑笑'.

anyways. あぁ、すまん、すまん。たにかく。

>> No.5783186

>>5782799
Do you not see the giant glop of guacamole on that hot dog?

Europeans are not the only ones that put mayo on their hot dogs regardless.

>> No.5784269

>>5782750
>Guacamole
>Completo
>Olive-toned hands
>Mexican beer
>Mayonnaise is especially popular as a condiment in Mexico, Netherlands, Germany, Canada, the UK, and elsewhere, as well as France

Yes, indeed. 'Fuck the French.'

>> No.5784281

>>5784269
>brown hands
def france

>> No.5784288

>>5782750
>Fucking spics, absolutely disgusting.

FTFY. Mayonnaise shows up as a condiment all over in latin america.

>> No.5784291

>I don't eat ketchup on hotdogs, that's for children!
>proceeds to dump a shitload of mustard on the dog

Face it, you're trading a subtle, complimenting, condiment for one that covers the taste of the hotdog.

>> No.5784294

>>5780910
Fucking macedonian people, absolutely disgusting.

>> No.5784295

>>5784291
i disagree with your post and that makes me really mad so i'm going to personally insult you and then shit my pants

>> No.5784299

>>5784295
Yeah? Well guess what? I can't BELIEVE you would dare disagree with me so I'm going to take it out on my dick!

>> No.5784314
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5784314

a real hot dog

>> No.5784322

>>5780910
Fucking Inuit people, absolutely disgusting.

>> No.5784324

>>5784299
that poor thing

>> No.5784327

About to go to Costco tomorrow. They have the best hotdogs; taste and price wise. $1.50 for a dog and a tall drink? Yes please.

>> No.5784336

>>5784314
>Nacho cheese food product
>are those fucking mushrooms
>Feta? Romano? Parmesan?
>Onions
>Green shit. Let's pretend it's jalapeno ranch
>cubed tomatoes?
Yeah, I'd eat it too.

Also those look like tiny, waifish, grill hands.

>> No.5784338

>>5784314
a real human bean

>> No.5784339

>>5784336
looks like cotija

>> No.5784340

>>5777279
At least the 12 year old isn't afraid of ketchup.

>> No.5784360

>>5784339
Fair enough. I had no idea. Looks tasty enough.

>> No.5784372

>be living with dad and step-mother for a few months
>step-mother has shared custody of step-brother
>step-brother is a total pleb with music and food
>last time I had visited, he only ate farfalle noodles and cereal
>over the past two years, he had opened up to chicken nuggets and cheese burgers
>dad grills a patty for him, melts cheese on it perfectly because he's a chef
>step-brother takes the bottle of ketchup and goes back and forth over it like the japanese do with mayo on their pizza
>eats half of it
>double amount of ketchup on the second half
>eats the rest
And at times, he would put so much parmesan on his noodles, I could smell it five feet over.
What hurts the worst is that my dad's a gourmet chef, and regularly makes kickass skirt steak and pork, but my step-brother just eats the burgers when it comes to grilled food.

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5784374

>>5784339
It's actually cilantro.

http://onanemptystomach.wordpress.com/2011/07/26/mexican-hot-dogs/

First result on Google. Then there's this one with lardons, salsa, chili sauce and mustard. Should I have any idea what the fuck a lardon is?

>> No.5784381

>>5784374
>It's actually cilantro.
The cheese, dunkass.

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>>5784336
the green thing is semi liquid avocado
powdered cheese
mushrooms
etcetera

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5784595

>>5777242
>>eating hot dogs with ketchup

>> No.5784612

>>5777374

>go to snack bar/fast-food
>order hamburger
>tell them to put ketchup in it
>this happens

This is worse than getting pickles when you specifically asked for no pickles.

>> No.5784622

>>5784374
The fail is hard with this one.

>> No.5786607

all this talk of toppings/condiments, but no discussion of buns?

pretzel (new fast food fad, but I've seen 'em around for years)
toasted (with or without butter)
potatobread bun
poppyseed bun (with whitebread base)
or "standard" whitebread bun?

am I missing any?

>> No.5786676

>>5780910
looks more like a burrito than a hotdog

>> No.5786768

>>5784595

>>5784938
>>5784980

>> No.5786808

>>5777312

but two completely different flavors

>> No.5786827

Most of the ketchup haters likely refuse to TRY ketchup with different combinations to see if there's any way that they enjoy it.

I do not like ketchup on hotdogs. I have tried ketchup many ways on hotdogs, and the result is the same.

I generally don't like ketchup. I'll put it on a burger in lieu of fresh tomato if it's unavailable, ketchup-based meatloaf glaze, and I've even enjoyed it with some fries lately. Just can't do it on hotdogs.