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What do you food guys think about this place?

Basically, I was in Texas for a bit and I went to a Freebird's a few times. I took a friend of mine there and he said Chipotle was way better after trying Freebird's once. He made some bullshit with white rice, cilantro, and steak with like no salsa or guacamole or refried beans or anything good.

I've gone to two different Chipotles now and the food is mediocre. For the price you pay you get half the size you could get from Freebird's, and the selection of ingredients is severely lacking. It's actually pathetic, I think they have like 8 ingredients for burritos.

It seems like Chipotle is to Freebird's as Subway is to Firehouse.

>> No.5771457

>>5771450
its just ok

>> No.5771467

>>5771450
I went there once. It was okay at best but given that there's also a Qdoba's and Moe's in town too, it ranks last.

>> No.5771468

>>5771450
It's alright. Pretty much just a somewhat nicer Taco Bell.

I'm not rightly sure why you think Freebirds is any better though.

>> No.5771488

>>5771450
>It seems like Chipotle is to Freebird's as Subway is to Firehouse.
You are correct, which is why I bought stock in the company instead of choosing to eat there. The food sucks, but there's lots of the kind of people who are happy to eat that food out there.

I like making a few bucks off their shit taste and "social conscience".

>> No.5771490

>>5771468
Wider selection of ingredients, better ingredients, better price, and you can make a fucking huge burrito that weighs like 3.5 pounds

>> No.5771500

>>5771490
>and you can make a fucking huge burrito that weighs like 3.5 pounds

And what's stopping you from doing that at Chipotle?

You can get as much of any non meat or guacamole item added to your burrito as you want, you just have to say something.

>> No.5771545

>>5771500
because i want a burrito full of meat not shitlantro rice

>> No.5771612

>>5771450

Freebird's sucks ass. Why would you want disgusting hipster hippie fags making your food? Absolutely gross.

Protip: Cabo Bob's is the best.

>> No.5772024

>>5771450
>shitpotle
twice the price for half the spice
enjoy white people

>> No.5772271

I like Chipotle. You know what you're getting and I think it tastes good

>> No.5772306

>>5772024
>enjoy white people

easier said than done.

>> No.5772785

>>5771450
What the fuck is Freebird's? Also, Qdoba master race.

>> No.5772820

If you're in a state that borders Mexico, you have no excuse to eat at one of these places.

>> No.5772833

jesus christ, a sane person needs a gas-mask to enter this thread with all of the elitism smelling up this thread.

>> No.5772843

>>5772820

Maybe sometimes I want to eat gringo burritos. I can't get that from Juan in la taco del mesa encho de mexico dela noche. I have to get it from Jose at Chipotle.

>> No.5774239

>>5772843
> I want to eat gringo burritos

Are you a soccer mom? That's who eats that shit.

>> No.5774249

>>5771450
I went to chipotle since there's only two qdoba's in my new home state.
needs more queso

>> No.5774254

>>5774239
Are you a faggot? That's who makes these kinds of posts.

>> No.5774287

Too expensive for the taste.
It's tastes bland as fuck. I shouldnt have to season my food when im paying so kuch for it. Thats the chef's job.

>> No.5774292

>>5774287
you need more salsa.

>> No.5774374

Is Qdoba better than Chipotle?

>> No.5774384

>>5774374
I think so.
http://strawpoll.me/2527704

>> No.5774616

>>5771450
>'ve gone to two different Chipotles now and the food is mediocre. For the price you pay you get half the size you could get from Freebird's
>i like restaurant X more than restaurant Y because they give me a bigger portion :^)

America.

>> No.5774634

>>5771450

It's a fast food chain. It's shit.

The only reason I know of that excuses its popularity is that the bowls are great for /fit/ reasons. That's the only reason people I know go to them.

As far as actual taste, bleh. Not much you can do with like 8 total ingredients.

>> No.5774637

>>5774374
Chipotles burritos are slightly better but everything else on Qdobas menu is better

>> No.5774641

>>5774634
>It's fast food. It's shit.
*tips authentic Bavarian Tyrolean hat*

>> No.5774660

>>5774374
Chipotle burritos are a bit better and less expensive than Qdoba, It sucks because I don't live near a Chipotle anymore and every few months I will give Qdoba a chance hoping it will be like Chipotle and every time I leave disappointed

>> No.5774665

>>5774634
>Not much you can do with like 8 total ingredients
What? You can make something delicious with just tortilla, cheese, and meat

>> No.5774667

>>5774641
So, what's life like in a food desert? does disparaging people that actually have choices when it comes to where to eat make you feel better about being in flyover country?

>> No.5774673

>>5774667
If you projected any harder you'd be the visitor's planetarium at NASA

>> No.5774675

>>5774641

? It is. There's nothing wrong with fast food, but unless you live in the desert it isn't hard to find a better quality, similarly priced counterpart.

The Chipotle near where I live is one block away from a Mexican joint whose burritos are actually cheaper and taste way better.

There are two sub sandwich shops/bars near the Subway that are, again, better.

Admittedly, the only really good burger place around is pricier than McDonalds/Five Guys/etc. but again, quality is through the roof.

If you think Chipotle is good food, you either live in Montana and think Taco Bell is real Mexican, or you have shit taste.

>> No.5774679

>>5774667
Chipotle as at least as good as the average "Local authentic" place

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>>5774675
No one gave you permission to speak, calishit.

>> No.5774682

>>5774675
Its pretty tough to find food that is as cheap, quick and good as chipotle.

>> No.5774683
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5774683

>>5774673
I don't live in a food desert. I live in Seattle. I can literally have a different cuisine every day of the year, and it will cost me less than your shitty chain meal. I don't think you know what projection is, flyoverbro.

>> No.5774685

>>5774675
if you don't think Chipotle is at least good, you are a delusional hipster

>> No.5774686

>>5774683
>I live in Seattle
Stopped reading now that all of your opinions have been invalidated
>letrashmanface.jpg

>> No.5774690

>>5774683
flyover land is everything besides New York and LA though

You think Seattle is any better than any inland northern city?

>> No.5774694

>>5774686
Alright, Gene Simmons.

>> No.5774695

>>5774685
If you think chipotle is good, you have never had decent mexican food. If you think that calling people less ignorant than yourself "hipster" accomplishes anything beyond showing what a sheltered manchild you are, you are a delusional neckbeard.

>> No.5774696

>>5774683
>living in a city too poor to even support an NBA teams

>> No.5774699

>>5774690
Yup. Certainly better than chicago and detroit. And if it's a flyover city compared to LA and NYC, why do those fuckwits all move up here?

>> No.5774700

>>5774695
Reminder that authenticity is rarely good. Who gives a shit if chipotle isn't actual mexican, tex-mex is usually better than the real thing

>> No.5774701

>>5774686
>i am jealous that you live in a city with actual culture and things to do besides drive to the mall and eat fast food.
FTFY, flyoverbro.

>> No.5774702

>>5774637
>>5774660
The internet disagrees with you
http://strawpoll.me/2527704

>> No.5774705

>>5774690
>inland
>inland
>inland

Nigga can you into geography

>> No.5774707

>>5774700
Ignoring the pigfucking ignorance of your statement, chipotle isn't even good as far as tex mex goes. Looking forward to seeing where you move the goalposts next.

>> No.5774708

>>5774695
Chipotle is easily above average for mexican food that you can get in america that quickly and cheaply. Sure its possible to find better stuff, but its not particularly common if you live in a nice place

>> No.5774711

>>5774705
you misunderstand, I was comparing Seattle to northern inland cities (Like Denver, Minneapolis, Milwaukee and Chicago). Not saying Seattle was inland

>> No.5774712

>>5774708
Actually, I live in Portland, and finding better food, and finding better mexican food is as easy as walking a few blocks until I find a stand or truck. Shill pls go.

>> No.5774713

>>5774711
Okay, I did misunderstand. That's fine then.

>> No.5774714

>>5774702
>The internet disagrees with you
bullshit

>> No.5774716

>>5774711
>Implying that milwaukee and chicago aren't shitholes
>implying that anyone cares about minneapolis
>implying denver has anything going for it besides legal weed and snow sports.
Flyoverbros sure are funny.

>> No.5774718

>>5774685

I remember when LIKING Chipotle made you a hipster. Fuck me.

Look, find the best Mexican joint in whatever town you live in and go. Please. Any half-decent Mexican place worth its salt can make a taco eleventy times better than the shit Chipotle uses.

If you seriously think a "burrito" with cubes of burnt steak minus any seasoning is better than an actual burrito with proper rare steak strips, I don't know what the fuck you're doing browsing /ck/.

I honestly believe anyone here could make a better burrito with whatever shit they have in their fridges right now. Anyone. Everyone here could.

All I'm saying is, I'm sorry you think Chipotle is good food. I really am. And I encourage to find an actual place with actual burritos so you can taste the difference. Or, hell, make some at home. Try not to burn your steak cubes if you decide to go that way.

>> No.5774719

>>5774695
>go to Chipotle expecting out of this world authentic Mexican food
>arrive,, it's all teenagers with tattoos and facial piercings working behind a plastic sneeze guard
>taken aback because I was expecting a pequeño abuela with a cast iron pan using materials mined from her hometown in Chihuahua
>guacamole isn't even made in a stone mortar with a pestle
>they don't even serve tripe here, those uncouth bastards
>twirl my handlebar mustache as I wait for them to to make more beans, which I expect them to be homemade and retried using lard from a sow slaughtered that day
>mfw no Oaxaca cheese
>stick my nose so far in the air that they can count my impeccably-groomed nose hairs
>walk out and search Yelp for the closest authentic Mexican food place, sold from a trailer hitched to the back of a 1993 Chevy pickup truck

>> No.5774720

>>5774702
you should make the poll specifically "which makes better burritos" to remove some of the other confounding factors. LIke Qdoba being open past bar time while chipotle closes at fucking 9

>> No.5774722

>>5774716
> dat coastal butthurt

>> No.5774723

>>5774239
God here comes this cultural appropriation Mexican again. I swear he's in like every thread that even slightly relates to Mexican food.

>> No.5774724

>>5774718
Disliking good food because its not culturally authentic is pretty hipster

>> No.5774727

>>5774718
But I'm weird and like to see what they're putting in my food.
Also lots of shit people put on burritos that's gross
like sour cream.

>> No.5774728

>>5774722
>dat flyover projection
Still not working bro. Why doncha buy some preparation H?

>> No.5774729

>>5774718
>Any half-decent Mexican place worth its salt can make a taco eleventy times better than the shit Chipotle uses.
Never had a taco there, we are talking about burritos, and most actual mexican places do not match up to Chipotle, plus they take a lot longer

>> No.5774732

>>5774690
flyover land is just a term made up by californians to try and sound superior. I never hear the word used by anyone on the east coast.

>> No.5774733

>>5774702
I don't give a shit what other people think. They don't have my tongue

>> No.5774734

>>5774724
Calling other people hipsters because you dislike them for being more successful than you is pretty neckbeard. Oh, and chipotle isn't good food. If you hadn't ruined your tastebuds with doritos and mountain dew, you would know this.

>> No.5774739

>>5774732
it's abundantly clear that you've never been the east coast, then. Also, there are other states on the west coast besides california. In fact, the pacific northwest is probably one of the nicest places in the world to visit.

>> No.5774740

>>5774734
what?

>> No.5774742
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>>5771450
It's decent. I enjoy eating my food that I get from there, but they need more variety. My biggest issue is I could just as easily go to an actual Mexican restaurant, get better food, more of, for less or equal price. Often times the wait isn't that much different either, like when the line is super long.

I rate them 6.5/10, which puts them ahead of taco bell for me, who I would probably consider a 5/10.

>> No.5774743

>>5774740
Did you go to public schools or something? what part of that eluded your comprehension?

>> No.5774744

>>5774739
keyword: to visit

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>>5774734
It must be so hard being such an alpha male

>> No.5774749

>>5774743
People from the north don't need to pay for private school to be well educated (unless they live in the inner city of course)

>> No.5774751

>>5774724

>culturally authentic

Did you even read my post?

I'm saying Chipotle is shit because they use tiny fucking cubes of the cheapest, base meat that any minimum wage fuck can cook without fucking it up.

If liking a burrito with proper cooked strips of fucking steak over a "burrito" with burnt steak crisps makes me "hipster," then yes, I'm hipster. Fuck it.

Why are you even on /ck/? For fucks sake. You think little bits of chicken would seriously be better than marinated chunks of thigh meat? You seriously believe the bits of pulled pork Chiptole uses is better than pork that's wrapped around a pineapple and slowly roasted? You seriously believe that? Really?

Because if you do, I pity you. I really do.

And again, I think you can do better than Chiptole. I do. That has nothing to do with authenticity. I don't give two flying fucks what ingredients you use. You could do better. They use the cheapest, grinded down, burnt cuts of meat. No rubs, no special seasoning (because what's the point? It's tiny!). Rice with cilantro. And your choice of one kind of cheese, sour cream, four kinds of salsa, and 2 bucks for guac.

If you think that's good, fine. Enjoy kid. Every day you waste eating shit is a day you could've spent having something worthwhile.

>> No.5774753

>>5774616
>I don't mind paying out the ass for less, my taxes already consume 60 percent of my income anyway. Brb, time to pray to Mecca.

Europe :^)

>> No.5774755

>>5774734
Is "neckbeard" just a word hipsters use in a way normal people use the word "hipster"

>> No.5774762

>>5774744
Actually, i live there half their half the year. The old joke is that you are welcome to visit, but please don't stay. Have you ever actually been to the PNW? You can see mountains (not the hills we call mountains out here, real ones), desert, rainforests, and beaches in the span of one day. It's basically an outdoorsman's paradise. There's an abundance of good food and drink, the crime rate is low, and the people are friendly. If i didn't have to stay in NY for work, I would leave in a heartbeat.

>> No.5774764

>>5774751
>I'm saying Chipotle is shit because they use tiny fucking cubes of the cheapest, base meat that any minimum wage fuck can cook without fucking it up.
Meat isn't hard to cook, also their meat is decent quality (but I think each location sources their own, so maybe you just live by a shitty one)

>> No.5774766

>>5774751
>anger: the post
Jesus get over the fact that some people like cheap readily-accessible burritos calm down bro

>> No.5774768

>>5774751
>with burnt steak crisps
never had a problem with chipotle overcooking the steak

>> No.5774771

>>5774755
Daaaww, isn't the little neckbeard precious as he grasps at straws? His insecurity is adorable. What's a matter anon, did mom forget which kind of pocky you like again?

>> No.5774774

>>5774751
well yeah, getting the guac is a sucker move. But I don;t need a fucking blend of 8 cheess on a burrito, their cheese completely adequate

plus they have the GOAT chipotle tobasco, the only common hot sauce ever worth using

>> No.5774775

>>5774766
>projection: the post
Why are you on 4chan if it upsets you so much? not everyone is as emotionally crippled as you are, anon.

>> No.5774776

>>5774683
>flyover
>flyoverbro
>food desert
>le epic meme picture

Jesus christ, I guess no boards are exempt from the terminal cancer.

>> No.5774778

>>5774771
If that bitch gets me picky again instead of those koala cookies she can expect me to never take my hat off at the dinner table again

>> No.5774785

>>5774762
>Have you ever actually been to the PNW
Yeah, I drove there from Chicago once. It looks nice once you get to the cascades (the area between the cascades and Rockies was ugly as shit though), I have nothing against it at all. I wouldn't choose to live there over the upper midwest though

>> No.5774787

>>5774699
>Seattle
>better than Chicago
Oh lawd. Thanks for the giggle, m8. You right about Detroit though, but just barely. I wouldn't brag about living in Toronto Jr.

>> No.5774788

>Have a burrito with corn salsa
>shitting corn kernels for the next day.

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>>5774776
>i got btfo, time for diversionary tactics
FTFY flyoverbro. I've been here and posting meme's since 2004. You are the cancer, faggot. You can't even touch me, punk ass white boy. I'll fuck you til you love me.

>> No.5774796

>>5774775
>calls other people upset
>writes literal paragraphs about how "shitty and unseasoned" chipotle is
>except for the fact that the meat is indeed seasoned
>being mad that kids like to go there for lunch between classes or that some people like to go there for lunch during their work break instead of going to Pequeñito Abuelita's Authentic Hole in the Wall
I think you need to have a little lie-down and some juice in a sippy cup until you calm down

>> No.5774798

>>5774787
It actually is. I don't have to pay some of the highest taxes in the country for the privilege of living in a crowded, polluted, nigger-infest shit hole.

>> No.5774802

>>5774796
>Still projecting this hard.
I'm not even the same guy, you pathetic neckbeard. again, what you are doing is not healthy, and you need help.

>> No.5774807

>>5774798
I'd rather live with niggers who weren't such special snowflakes and are so pretentious about their choice of $6 burritos instead of living in a city where everyone looks like an extra from the cast of Portlandia

>> No.5774810

>>5774802
God you are such a saddo, briefcase wanker.

>> No.5774813

>>5774798
> not knowing your way around the city.
I suppose you spend all your time in Tacoma.
>>5774802
> I'm not even the same guy,
yeah you are
> you pathetic neckbeard
ad hom
> again, what you are doing is not healthy
I could out run, out bench and out bike you.
I'm perfectly healthy
> and you need help.
maybe you do. I got everything I need.

>> No.5774815

>>5774807
You've never been to seattle, have you? Speaking of special snowflakes, i'm not the one defending Baltimore 2.0 (oh wait, that's not fair to baltimore, they at least have crab).

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>>5774790
I just jumped in thisbthread a couple minutes ago. Sorry that you are so fanny flustered. Maybe you should take a break from the computer and do some deep breathing.

>> No.5774818

>cant stand freebirds employees
>dry as fuck rice
>charge extra for sour cream
>charge extra for everything
this is why i a'ways end up at chipotle

>> No.5774822

>>5774815
No, I haven't, but I've never been to Chicago either. I just find the suburban pan troglodytes to be more pleasant than westcoastfags sperging out over what other people like

>> No.5774823

>>5774813
>I samefag relentlessly, so everyone else must too?
FTFY. Not sure what tacoma has to do with Chicago being polluted, nigger-infested, and crowded. Has all the lead flying around Chiraq poisoned you or were you born this stupid.
No, you probably can't out bench (I've lifted since middle school) or out bike me (Ironman), and physical fitness was not what was being discussed, it was mental health. Goddamn, you are insecure. Do you wear a lot of tapout? Again, please seek help, or at the very least, have your chaperone help you when you post on the web like a big boy

>> No.5774826

>>5774817
I'm sorry I upset you anon, but what you are doing is not constructive. Would you like some numbers for mental health hotlines? No one deserves to suffer in silence like you do.

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>>5774823
>this entire post

>> No.5774834

>>5774822
That's natural, you're more comfortable among other imbeciles, as they don't make you insecure. As for sperging out, I'm not the one who can't grasp that people don't like shitty chain restaurants.

>> No.5774838

>>5774829
Why did you post a selfie, anon? What does that have to do with anything i said?

>> No.5774840

>>5774834
>people don't like shitty chain restaurants
they obviously do

>> No.5774842

>>5774826
All of the suicide and crisis hotlines blocked my number.

>> No.5774843

>>5774838
I have no words for you

>> No.5774848

>>5774843
So, is that why you posted that selfie?

>> No.5774850

>>5774838
fuck off back to /b/

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>>5774848
Usually it's funny when people try to act retarded, but I don't think you're pretending,

>> No.5774853

>>5774840
Some people do. Some people also watch Big bang theory and listen to nickelback, nicki minaj, and lil wayne. That doesn't make any of them less shitty. Fuck, think about how many idiots bought pet rocks back in the day. It's not like marketing to middle america is difficult.

>> No.5774854

>>5774852
No seriously, why did you post that selfie? Why would you want to show the internet that you think it's acceptable to leave the house like that?

>> No.5774856

>>5774853
>marketing to middle America
>multi-national chain loved by people around the world from all kinds of backgrounds
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

>> No.5774859

>>5774856
>implying that stupidity knows boundaries

>> No.5774860

>>5774854
>I lost the argument and have no more constructive criticisms to give
Ftfy
>>>/b/

>> No.5774864

>>5774860
No, I'm not the one that resorted to attempting to call the person I was disagreeing with a fedora-wearing sperglord by posting a picture of myself and implying it was them. Thanks for playing!

>> No.5774868

>>5774860
>I got BTFO, shifted into full damage control and it still didn't work.
FTFY. You should probably go back to /b/, I haven't been their in years, is it still shit?

>> No.5774869

>>5774859
>relatively tasty, cheap burritos
>stupidity
Yeah, nah, you're a pretentious cunt. Why don't you move to Michoacan so you can have all the tripe and horse meat authentic tacos you love so much?

>> No.5774871

>>5774869
>Hey look everyone, i can post strawmen!
stupidity confirmed.

>> No.5774872

>>5774864
>>5774868
>samefagging harder than my dick is at your upset tears
I will PayPal you money to go take a Tylenol and lay down until you're no longer steaming out of your ears

>> No.5774875

>>5774871
>wahhh he likes A restaurant instead of B restaurant :'C

>> No.5774876

>>5774872
Why are you so upset anon? Why do you continue to attempt to project your anger on to others? Are you truly this lonely?

>> No.5774878

>>5774875
>uh-oh my logical fallacy got called out, better switch it up.
Why are you so upset? Do you own chipotle stock or something?

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5774883

>>5774876
>calling other people lonely when you ragepost at people for 45 minutes on a Cambodian animation forum because they happen to like X brand of burrito

>> No.5774887

>>5774883
>Hello pot, yes this is kettle. Hey, you're black.
Grasp at some more straws, please. Your desperation is most amusing.

>> No.5774888

>>5774878
If I was upset, I'd be telling people to go to muh authentic local burrito place that does it so much better

>> No.5774892

>>5774887
>implying I'm raging unlike the fag who used the "y u take selfie anon" defense 4 times
Absolutely haram

>> No.5774916

"Authentic" Mexican is great if you enjoy burnt, bland meat and improperly prepared vegetables.

>> No.5775108

>>5772271
>>5772785
All these phony mexican food places are not filled with mexicans or mexican music.
So it is same to assume its not mexican food.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGu7rOKee8

>> No.5775397

>>5774888
No, I'm pretty sure you'd be shilling for a mediocre fast casual place and defending the midwest.

>>5774916
So, what's it like never leaving the town you were born in?

>>5774892
Implying you're not the one that took that selfie

>> No.5775401

>>5775397
Ugh, you're back? I was hoping you choked to death on a stomach lining taco.

>> No.5775411

>>5775401
Again with the strawmen? Are you some kind of intellectual masochist? Why do you feel the need to broadcast your stupidity?

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5775418

>>5775411
>I'm being retarded and no one can stop me!
Ftfy

>> No.5775422

>>5775418
>Posts one logical fallacy after another
>calls other people retarded
Look at the cute little insecure neckbeard! isn't he precious as he grasps at straws and spouts out one logical fallacy after another? So yes, you are a masochist, then? I'm sorry that you have never had decent mexican food in your life, but you're gonna have to leave mom's basement to do so.

>> No.5775426

>>5775422
Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying with hat dong in your mouth

>> No.5775438

Chipotle is fucking shit.

At this point, I would argue that this is /ck/'s version of baneposting.

>> No.5775532

As someone who's only visited the Chipotle's in the UK I've got no idea how they compare to the US ones. Mexican food only really hit this country ~10 years ago if that, Chipotle has been here even less time than that.

The meat in ours is all free range and British, generally of a very high standard, the beef is nothing short of amazing. I've only really tried the burritos and tacos, no idea how 'authentic' most of it is, but it's certainly fucking delicious which is all that really matters.

>> No.5775601

I really hate these threads, because it shows how pretentious and retarded this board is.

>> No.5775648

>>5775438
...for you

>> No.5775672

I fucking love Chipotle. Best fast food place.

>> No.5775703

I can't decide what is more pathetic to observe; a bunch of people bickering over mediocre burrito shops like one actually is high culinary art compared to the others, or a bunch of similar faggots bitching in their most elitist attitudes on which beer is objectively the best and superior in all ways.

maybe it's a tie. kudos, losers.

>muh burrito's better than yours!!

fuck me...

>> No.5775707

>>5771450
It's only popular because of word of mouth. It's not bad, but it's overly expensive for what Mom 'n Pop taco places do better

>> No.5776648

>the people who get all excited about chipotle and mad because it isn't authentic mexican food

lolololol

>> No.5776654

>>5774753
I'm American dumbass, also euros pay on average something like 40% why exagerrate? they are all plenty pathetic without needing to add more icing on the fagcake

>> No.5776655

i don't give two shits about authentic mexican food, all i want is food that tastes good and chipotle is exactly fucking that.

>> No.5776684

>>5776655
this. my friends can't help but have their autism flare up about authentic mexican food blah blah blah

sometimes i want fake ass mexican food and chipotle tastes the best for that

their steak is amazing. their pork is fucking unreal

steak
white rice
pinto beans
hot salsa
sour cream
cheese
letttuce

chips and guac

fug dis too exspensive

>> No.5776699

>>5776684
> their steak is amazing
> their pork is unreal

You must eat really shit tier food, like.....your whole life, if you think their steak and pork are that good. Jesus.....that's just sad.

>> No.5776712

>>5776699
except i eat extremely well and their steak and pork is fucking great tasting, you're mentally ill and that's ok

>> No.5776721

>>5776699
What other factors of life does your autism cloud your judgment on?

>> No.5776725

>>5776712
Sure, you keep telling yourself that.

>> No.5776737

>>5776721
Get a load of this samefag screaming "autist". No one can ever take you seriously if you keep using that word.

>> No.5776748

>>5774818
>Hey how has your day been going?
>Have any plans for the weekend?
>You decided to spend your lunch break with us?
>Do you have any kids?
>Do you want steak or chicken?
>How has your wife been?
>Will that be for here or to go?

Its like corporate makes them be overly nice and if you're rude to a secrete shopper you're fired.

>> No.5776755

>>5771450
It's decent for someting that fast, way above drive-thru burger and fries shit, and you have a lot of control over what's in what you're eating, and not very expensive. Good quality ingredients, even if not full-on restaurant mexican food or anything.

>> No.5776852

>>5774374
Qdoba has too many gimmicks and their food doesn't hold up as well on its own but they have queso and their tortilla soup is pretty good as well.

a lot of people complain about Chipotle because they don't order something good, and Chipotle makes getting that right somewhat of an asspain. You just gotta know what to get.

>> No.5776877

I used to like Chipotle but the last few times I have gone they stiff me on the meat and double up on the rice. The one time I called them out they told me to leave. I still love Freebirds though and have yet to have a bad experience there.

>> No.5776903

>>5776877
>The one time I called them out they told me to leave

totally bro

>> No.5778147

>>5774749
>this is what poors actually believe

>>5774746
What's with all the neckbeards posting selfies? is that supposed to be intimidating?