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Anonymous Sun Sep 7 23:52:08 2014 No.5771419 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /ck/ who else cuts their pizza with scissors?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 23:56:48 2014 No.5771435 File: 35 KB, 599x427, How-cut-a-pizza-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scissors are best for that spiral.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 00:11:53 2014 No.5771492 My pizza cutter sucks ass because it is plastic, so I usually end up using scissors anyways.

Anonymous Mon Sep 8 00:18:42 2014 No.5771518

I don't understand why anyone would use scissors over a regular pizza cutter?
I have put this to the test before.
With scissors you have to touch the hot pizza all over, you do not get as straight of cuts, I had to clean the fuck out of them before and after I was finished.
The regular circle cutter is faster, straighter, and easier to clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 00:35:13 2014 No.5771561 Why not just use a fucking knife?

Anonymous Mon Sep 8 00:46:22 2014 No.5771586

I did but it freaked my mother in law out everybody loves Raymond style so now I only do so clandestinely. I prefer it due to the preferred yeasty highly risen crust style we like to eat and because my (poor quality?) pizza stone has a porous quality that makes a weird noise if a knife or slicer is used. I guess I should just take it off the stone but it's all hot and shit I just like to wedge it up with a silicone mitt and get shit done with the scissors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 02:28:42 2014 No.5771811 File: 10 KB, 500x300, pizza knife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5771419 Shit, 30 bucks gets you an Italian bat'leth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 02:35:56 2014 No.5771823 >>5771811 is that from mortal kombat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 02:38:07 2014 No.5771828 >>5771518 Cutting hot pizza so the cheese oozes onto what ever your cutting surface is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 02:59:27 2014 No.5771868 I never but not a bad ideaI have a wheel slicer kif you like home made thin/ medium crust it's worth the 10/15 bucks >inbe4 All the "pro chefs" chime in about their hundred buck wustif pizza cutter. cheap is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 03:17:06 2014 No.5771901 >>5771586 >everybody loves Raymond style What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:01:32 2014 No.5771986 >>5771518 I can't be assed to buy Pizza cutter even though I make ton of pizza, most of them suck ass and it's useless unitasker when scissors work plenty fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:05:37 2014 No.5771991 File: 41 KB, 300x300, worf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5771811 I never knew human culinary tradition could be so, sophisticated

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:06:57 2014 No.5771992 Also just use a knife Why can't you use a knife Put the knife in the middle of the circle and cut as far as it goes, then turn the pizza around and cut through the rest You're not making 60 pizzas a day, you don't need a special tool for this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:07:07 2014 No.5771993 >>5771991 You nerds will be the death of me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:09:33 2014 No.5771997 >>5771986 Are you from st louis?

>>	None !!/zDFOVFlktc Mon Sep 8 04:11:07 2014 No.5772003 >>5771997 I'm from st louis. You want to hang out? i maade a trip just to respond to you. :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:14:01 2014 No.5772009 Imminent rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:15:29 2014 No.5772010 >>5771991 I found this humorous. Qapla'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:16:10 2014 No.5772012 >>5772003 Apparently only St. Lousians do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:31:23 2014 No.5772050 >>5771823 underbasted roast

>>	None !!/zDFOVFlktc Mon Sep 8 04:32:20 2014 No.5772053 >>5772012 So you don't want to hang out? .-.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:33:51 2014 No.5772056 >>5772053 Do you want to Skype?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:37:49 2014 No.5772060 >>5772053 >>5772056 I really hope you guys end up rubbing dicks. So cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:40:24 2014 No.5772065 >>5772060 Would you like to join?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 04:43:11 2014 No.5772071 >>5772065 I live near Houston. Also, I'm spending Wednesday night with a trap, so I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 10:20:49 2014 No.5772481 >>5771992 Scissors are faster and easier than knives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 10:24:08 2014 No.5772484 >>5772481 No?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 10:32:52 2014 No.5772498 >>5771419 Always. Except in restaurants, it's just so much more convenient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 10:45:40 2014 No.5772510 >>5772484 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 10:50:20 2014 No.5772515 File: 910 KB, 1259x686, Screen Shot 2014-09-01 at 3.50.37 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5771419

Anonymous Mon Sep 8 10:51:39 2014 No.5772517

What sort of faget cuts pizza with scissors... it's an idea beyond stupidity and I'm sure your hand gets dirty. What's wrong with a pizza cutter?? And did you know you can cut pizza with a fork and a knife too?? That's the best solution here in Italy and THE way to cut a pizza at the pizzeria.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 10:59:48 2014 No.5772530 >>5771419 Mexicans cut their pizza with Little Scissors

Anonymous Mon Sep 8 11:21:34 2014 No.5772551

>>5771419

Can anyone explain to me if you don't have a pizza cutter why wouldn't you just use a large knife instead of scissors? How do you justify that? It's not easier to cut a pizza with scissors instead of a knife,it definitely takes more time, it's also retarded as fuck. The only way i could see myself cutting pizza with scissors if i were wasted and all my knives would be dirty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 11:23:06 2014 No.5772554 >>5772530 Well Mexicans also eat goat eyes and are looking for trabajo outside of home depot...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 11:28:47 2014 No.5772559 >>5772517 >What's wrong with a pizza cutter?? Not everyone has one >And did you know you can cut pizza with a fork and a knife too?? Scissors are more convenient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 11:29:58 2014 No.5772560 >>5772554 Joke [admittedly poorly constructed --- Your head

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 11:34:35 2014 No.5772564 >>5771419 Scissors work better than the circle ones big chef's knife is the best though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 11:42:14 2014 No.5772570 >>5771419 what else would you cut it with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 11:54:00 2014 No.5772587 >>5772559 HOW are scissors more convenient?? I'm seriously confused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 12:10:33 2014 No.5772620 >>5772484 I throw my pizzas on a cooling rack after getting them from oven so knife would actually require me to first put the pizza on cutting board which would make it slower and I'd have more dishes to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 13:07:36 2014 No.5772708 >>5772587 Just quicker and easier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 20:37:12 2014 No.5773948 >>5771419 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SxN_U2H0Xc

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 20:40:34 2014 No.5773959 >>5771419 I just whip my dick out and whap it down whap it down

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 20:42:46 2014 No.5773966 >>5772559 >Not everyone has one And you only own chopsticks for eating utensils, so really thinking outside of the box and using a knife and fork is right out. You'd probably take your eyes out with spoons just trying, you fucking cretin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 22:53:49 2014 No.5774422 >>5771492 >My pizza cutter sucks ass because it is plastic >plastic are you form bonglandia?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 23:06:59 2014 No.5774476 >>5771986 >Pizza cutter >Unitasker >Implying it isn't the best tool for cutting anything thin For fuck's sake.

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