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Anyone here tried this? 2million on the Scoville Scale for spiciness.

>> No.5770600

looks like laundry detergent pods.

>> No.5770604

>>5770582
The highest I've gone is 750K and that was just a spot on the tongue it hurt like hell I don't want to do it again.

Looks like you'll use it if you're mass producing some spicy fuck chili.

>> No.5770659
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>>5770600
>detergent pods

First I'm like "what?" Then I google image search. Fuck that stuff does look like candy. Like too much like candy. I'd be afraid to have that shit in my house with kids of any age around. Turns out some people in stores stocking this stuff have stocked it in the candy section before.

http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/2013/03/laundry-detergent-pods-remain-a-health-hazard/index.htm

> Since early 2012, poison-control centers nationwide have received reports of nearly 7,700 pod-related exposures to children age 5 years and younger.

Shiiiit.

>> No.5770664

>>5770582
>$40 for that box.

I'd at least try it.It'd make great Halloween candy.

>> No.5770665

>>5770659
>I'd be afraid to have that shit in my house with kids of any age around.

It's called natural selection.

>> No.5770675

>>5770665
Not when they are 13yo and want to "play a trick" on their friend at school. I've seen kids do that to people with paintballs before.

>> No.5770693

>>5770675

Have you ever popped one of those things open? I've done it for hand washing clothes a few times. Just a trace of residue on your fingers leaves a horrific taste in your mouth.

It is impossible for a kid to actually ingest one of those things to the point where they could cause themselves harm, unless they are damaged somehow to begin with.

>> No.5770698

this is silly.

I'd rather taste my food.

>> No.5770708

I'd rather see a Scoville scale for coolness.

>> No.5770750

>>5770693
It is equal to 1 cup of the normal stuff. Even getting a little bit in your mouth is a huge problem.

>> No.5770756

>>5770698
It is sweet and tastes like pepper. It is candy after all. Spiciness doesn't mask flavors.

>> No.5770759

>>5770659
When i worked in a grocery store we had to pull down our entire stock of those pods. We were only allowed to put them back if we printed out giant warning labels and placed them in front of every shelf with those pods.

Kids are stupid.

>> No.5770769

>>5770693

Who says you have to pop it open? Kids swallow shit all the time.

>> No.5770774

>>5770582
I'd like to try it but don't want to spend that much on it.

>> No.5770785

>>5770693
>unless they are damaged somehow to begin with.

This. Kids who eat that are retarded to begin with.

>> No.5770805

>>5770665
Kids aren't too smart.

>> No.5770851

Can you imagine handing those out on Halloween to hundreds of unsuspecting kids. God the amount of pain you could cause in one night makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

>> No.5770877

>>5770851
And then you'd be sued for assault and possibly even manslaughter since god knows what that kind of spiciness would do to a five year old.

But hey, its fine if its funny right?

>> No.5770892

>>5770877
It won't do much. When you reach a certain point your body releases all sorts of feel good things and kills the pain. Those kids would be high as kites after about 10 minutes of pain then go to a sound sleep.

However, if they slobber on their hands, it'll eventually get in their eyes, and for the next week they'll have reoccurring burning anywhere it touched externally, especially if the skin gets wet again. If they happen to actually swallow it, well there's a night and morning to remember.

Life would take on a whole new meaning, that is for sure.

>> No.5770943

>>5770892

This would definitely get you arrested for battery in my state. And a 2 million on the scoville scale? That can actually cause burns on the skin and in a young child could very well induve an anaphylactic reaction. You literaly might kill a kid

>> No.5771358

>>5770582

I tried it with my friends. Wasnt too hot tbh. I like hot foods to an extent. It tasted strange because its a candy. Tastes like spicy watermelon! It tastes 'clean' like you taste the watermelonish candy and theres a strange burn to it that isnt peppery but just burning.

>> No.5771649

>>5770659
>Fuck that stuff does look like candy.
I stock this at a grocery store sometimes, funny thing is it smells like candy too. Like some sort of gummy candy I've had before.

>> No.5771717

>>5770851
>>5770877
Just give them to the niggers that get bused in to nice suburban neighborhoods to steal candy. Wear a witch costume with gloves and a mask so you don't leave fingerprints.

When asked where they got it, they won't know. If they figure out which area, your local kids will remember you for the full-sized Snickers bars you were throwing in everyone's bags.

>> No.5771719

>>5771358
>spicy watermelon
See? NIggers love watermelon. It's perfect for them.

>> No.5771743

>>5770756
It kind of does, idiot, when it's hot enough because it just numbs everything and all you really get is the heat.

>> No.5771758

Had ghost pepper wings before and they're fucking great, by far hottest thing I've tried. Thinking of picking up a pack of those flakes, would probably be great on pizza

>> No.5771812

>>5770664
Be quiet, Satan

>> No.5771822

>>5770582
>put in mouth to taste it
>spiciness freaks you out
>you swallow it
>it doesn't go all the way down, it gets stuck
no thanks

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>>5770664
>'could I be charged with attempting to poison young children with this plan?'
Just a thought, not actually considering....

>> No.5772020

>>5771358

I mean it was like eating a good palm full of dried chile seeds but the watermelon candy flavor made it a bit more bearable.

>> No.5773084

>>5771981
it's not like kids are gonna remember what house they got it from man

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>>5771358
They have to candies. One is spicy water melon (Spicy Sour Watermelon Candy), and the other is Vertigo candy (Vertigo Pepper Candy). The one in the OP is Vertigo candy. The spicy watermelon one isn't all that hot.

www.bhut-pepper.com/products.html

>> No.5773185

>>5771743
It numbs like 10-20 minutes AFTER you've eaten it.

>> No.5773196

>>5773084
Just set a small stand on the side of the street. Set out some jack-o-lanterns and the candy. (Free candy). Walk away. Read the paper for the next two weeks.

>> No.5773209

>>5771981
What are you, Finnish?

>> No.5773213

>>5773176
You would not be able to prosecute someone for giving out spicy candy for Halloween. Its candy by law.

>> No.5773219

>>5773196
It's 4 packs for $40, and nobody's going to take the unwrapped candies because paranoia.

Not worth it, it'd cost too much to fill up a noticeable bowl.

>> No.5773225

Anyone have experience with using tiny bits of these really hot pepper powders to food to get a more normal amount of spiciness?

Please respond.

>> No.5773238

>>5773225
Yes. Just use a little bit instead of a whole lot. Pretty easy really.

>> No.5773240

>>5773219
Mix it in with other candy you tard.

>> No.5773278

>>5770665
*tips bedora* " :^)

>> No.5773288

>>5773240
Then it's only four for the whole bowl, which may not even get taken.

Plus it says it's spicy on the bag.

>> No.5773313

>>5773288
You think kids care what candy they shove in their mouth, or spicy warnings?

>> No.5773340

>>5773313
Yeah.

>> No.5773371

>>5773313
Are you kidding? The longest part of Halloween is inspecting and sorting each and every little piece of candy you got, and trading with others to build the ultimate collection.

>> No.5773520

>>5773176
>www.bhut-pepper.com/products.html
Strangely expensive for the seeds, dried pods, flakes, powders and everything else.
Must be a novelty company trying to make a quick buck.

>> No.5773554

>>5773520
>Must be a novelty company trying to make a quick buck.
Whoa you must be some sort of detective I am truly astounded by your powers of observation and deduction

>> No.5773635

>>5771358
>Wasnt too hot tbh
Then it sure as fuck wasn't 2 million scoville.

>> No.5773639

>>5770659
you get distracted easily, dont you

you did all that research over detergent

>> No.5773672

>>5771981
Only problem I can foresee is that they're not individually wrapped. If the parents are present or care, they wouldn't let their kid eat it

>> No.5773696

>>5773672
I can't imagine it being that hard to wrap them in some plastic? Like, the clear plastic cheap candies get wrapped in.

>> No.5774365

>>5771981
Just through in a handful of sweets into their bag with one or two of those mixed in. There is noway it could be traced back to you.

>> No.5774409
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5774409

I like spicy food as much as the next guy, I grow my own peppers and occasionally make my own hot sauces, BUT I still can't imagine who in the hell would want a bhut candy.

>> No.5774452

>>5774409
I've got a can of this but never have water on hand. Can I substitute something?

>> No.5775711

>>5774452
Substitute dehydrated water for normal water for this dehydrated water.

>> No.5775718

>>5773288
You're a mouth breather aren't you? you don't shove a the fucking bag into the bowl for them to take. You OPEN it and dump the contents into the bowl for them to take. There's no bag that says "spicy" when you do that and there will be several of them.

>> No.5775742

>>5773639
This is now a detergent thread

>> No.5775755

>>5773219
Buy some cellophane and wrap 'em in a twist.

>> No.5775948

>>5773176

It was like two years ago but I'm pretty sure they were orangeish like in op. I think someone still has a few if I cared to I could find out.

>> No.5775999

>>5770582
>2million on the Scoville
What's the point?

>> No.5776001

>>5770582
I have that same fingerbox, OP

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>/ck/
>Child murder

>> No.5776279

You people are morons. Kids can handle this shit just fine. Here's an 11-12 year old eating a hot pepper that is 1.4 million to 2 million SHU,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Nr4kJEeZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqzHLn_RYs4

Here's a 9 year old eating the same pepper,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBTTarZWTy8

>> No.5776284

>>5776279

Some kids can. Not all kids. Age has nothing to do with it, rather it's familiarity with spicy foods. And that's going to vary greatly by area. I'm sure there's a bunch of Thai and Mexican kids who would think they're mild. On the other hand, I know adults who think that Ketchup is spicy.

>> No.5776289

>>5776284
these are white bread american suburbian kids