/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5769897]

>vegans are talking about vegetables, waah I'm so oppressed
>foreigners are offering to sell me foods that I haven't heard of, waah I'm disenfranchised now
>an expert said something I like isn't healthy, waah it's the nanny state
>plebs are forcing me to put ice in my scotch, waah I was born in the wrong decade

Remember when being "manly" didn't involve so much self pity?

[Anonymous No.5769899]

>>5769897
>I am the voice of the faggot
-OP

[Anonymous No.5769902]

A manly man would ignore all of your pet groups and yourself, OP.

[Anonymous No.5769921]

>nobody's listening to my psuedoscience, I can't be stupid!

[Anonymous No.5770143]

>>5769897
don't send me back to /pol/ because I only go there sometimes, but OP makes some great points.

we live in a disgustingly politically correct world where everyone is stepping on twigs afraid to say what they mean without someone being offended.

we as human beings give way too trucking many cop plops over what other people think and do and live and breath.

I do what makes me happy, I'm vegan, no hate.

[Anonymous No.5770145]

>>5770143
*cow plops
>get pulled over
>police lets me off with a warning
>cop drank too much coffee
>cop plops his pants

>>5769902
MEN don't bitch and whine and moan when someone says "I only eat plants"

[Anonymous No.5770158]

the same men get angry when feminazis "oppress" them with angry tumblr posts.

[Anonymous No.5770159]

>>5770145
When you are forced to involve them in your meal plans you do.

[Anonymous No.5770181]

>>5769897
>Homebrewmen making brews, sharing info, drinking, chillin'
>Homegrowmen growing veggies, raising animals, sharing info, sharing seeds via the mail, posting pics
>Homebreadmen baking loaves, sharing tips and tricks, posting their youtubes and videos
>etc etc etc

Seems fine to me. Just "hide thread" the things you don't like and report rule-breaking posts. Seems like a thread full of contrarians and whiners to me.

[Anonymous No.5770183]

>>5770143
>we live in a disgustingly politically correct world where everyone is stepping on twigs afraid to say what they mean without someone being offended.
Some folks think they have to do that. I don't give a fuck about whether or not how I choose to eat offends someone. If someone is offended I'm of the opinion it's their problem, not mine. (Also, I find people being offended is usually pretty funny, and laughing at them for it just makes them all indignant, which is even funnier). But I don't care who is vegan, keeps kosher or eats every meal at McDonald's. That's their business. And how I eat is mine.

[Anonymous No.5770194]

>>5770159
if you have pushy people as friends, its time to get new friends.

christian fanatics that scream at you that you'll go to hell if you don't think exactly the way that they do and believe exactly what they believe in are the same type of character that try to manipulate others. Not dissing on christianity at all, just that type of annoying person who sticks their foot in the door.

assuming that all vegans are the same is stupid.

[Anonymous No.5770202]

>>5770194
that is the way all vegans act on this board

[Anonymous No.5770203]

>>5770183
pterry cool bro, would hang out with and wear tinfoil hats with to avoid electronic infetterrance.

I'm gonna eat some lettuce, FOR FREEEEDOM!!!!

*bro fist*

>>5770159
are you that type of person that has vegan friends and they quietly sit in the corner and say "its okay I will eat when I get home" but you pester them and go "EAT THE MEAT" chanting "EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT" and then make a huge scene and call them picky eaters, and then blame them for ruining dinner?

[Anonymous No.5770214]

>>5770202
sorry m8, you've been trolled. you understand, the trolls pretend to be meat eating extremist fanatics or "carnists" and go into all the vegan threads and troll them and derail the threads like crazy.

then the trolls put on a different mask and pretend to be vegans and raid the meat threads and troll them to create the same equal and opposite angered response. in doing so, they socially engineer a war putting two sides against each other and then they step back and laugh.

they are essentially the sith from starwars. emperor palpatine. darth sideous.

[Anonymous No.5770216]

>>5769897
I don't remember the last time I ate a meal and didn't feel self conscious about it.

[Anonymous No.5770222]

>>5770203
>are you that type of person that has vegan friends and they quietly sit in the corner and say "its okay I will eat when I get home" but you pester them and go "EAT THE MEAT" chanting "EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT" and then make a huge scene and call them picky eaters, and then blame them for ruining dinner?

confession: I started doing that to a vegan at a BBQ this summer and realized what I was doing about 1/3 of the way into it. I was ashamed and stopped though.

[Anonymous No.5770227]

>>5770203
Are you mentally ill or something?

[Anonymous No.5770236]

>>5770145
No one here cares about vegans and their personality disorders. We are only annoyed when they start preaching their bullshit and insertjng their opinions where they aren't welcome. And by the way, your entire thread is filled with you being a whiny bitch. Even if it's meta whinjng, it's still whining.

[Anonymous No.5770241]

>>5770236
Ignore the j instead of I. Android keyboard.

[Anonymous No.5770243]

>>5770203
>I'm gonna eat some lettuce, FOR FREEEEDOM!!!!
So am I. Got a couple bunches today from the dudes at my fave organic farm.

[Anonymous No.5770270]

>>5770243
my cool nugga, thousands of miles apart on the internet, and yet still my neighbor.

[Anonymous No.5770281]

>vegans

[Anonymous No.5770315]

>>5770281

fixed for reality

[Anonymous No.5770335]

>>5770281
what a wild majestic person. I want to know this person and eat fruits and vegetables with them and live happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.5770342]

>>5770145
>MEN don't bitch and whine and moan when someone says "I only eat plants"
Of course they do. Men, on average, are just as emotional as women.

[Anonymous No.5770357]

>>5770158
Don't you know criticism = censorship?

[Anonymous No.5770410]

>>5770342
That seems contrary to common sense and everyday experience.

[Anonymous No.5770521]

>>5769897
The whole fucking point of this board is to have one person say something about food and then have a hundred other people say the first person is wrong for any number of reasons.

People like to bitch, moan, and adopt a persecution complex and a victim mentality.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back into the chili thread and resume insisting that it be made with beans.

[Anonymous No.5770525]

>>5770521
Beans is filler and takes away from what chili is.
If you have a chili contest for best chili, and you allow beans, then everyone has their own bean they use. It becomes a bean contest.

[Anonymous No.5770528]

>>5770521
It's sad that this board has devolved into that. It used to be a "nice" board with actual recipe sharing and inspirational ideas. Now it's kind of an autistic cesspit of trolls trolling trolls.

[Anonymous No.5770536]

>>5770528
Having a wind tunnel of a board that only reinforces what you believe/think/say and only agrees with you is boring. You can go to google to find whatever you want like that, there are several thousand women blogs that will encourage you and share recipes.

4chan doesn't have that and don't you try to change it, it's the one place we have.

[Anonymous No.5770542]

>>5770536
I was talking about how this board used to be, cancerous newfag.

[Anonymous No.5770549]

>>5770528
>It used to be a "nice" board with actual recipe sharing and inspirational ideas.

There's still a lot of good threads. There were always a lot of shit threads. But the only time the board was polite and high-content was when it was a dead board. You can have board activity or you can have no trolls. You can't have both.

[Anonymous No.5770553]

>>5770525
yeah, they should just make everyone put plain beef and tomato in a pot and whoever makes it taste the best wins

because nobody uses different cuts and grinds for their meat, or spices, or cooking times, or cooking methods, or just shut up already nobody cares

[Meat Minimalist !!QlEfxPKY65n No.5770559]

>>5770553
>tomato

That's even worse than beans.

[Anonymous No.5770562]

>>5770559
you're right, just beef. not even cooked, whoever makes plain raw beef taste the best wins. that's the only way to have a truly pure contest.

[Anonymous No.5770565]

>>5770542
Wah wah, a/s/l

[Anonymous No.5770568]

>>5770562
Beans are filler. The sauce is tomatoes, the substance is the meat. Chili is meat sauce.

[Anonymous No.5770588]

amen.eat when hungry, drink when dry, provide for those less fortunate. try not to f yhings up. the difference between fois gras avec poleta and chicken liver over grits is nil. hardest choice, you must decide

[Anonymous No.5770607]

>>5770568
chili is supposed to be made with chili peppers, not tomato. chili purists can't even get it right. that's why nobody cares about keeping beans out except for the people who don't like beans.

[Meat Minimalist !!QlEfxPKY65n No.5770625]

>>5770607

You'd think with a name like "chili" people would at least be able to figure out where the red came from.