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Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:21:50 2014 No.5753624 [DELETED]

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>cute girl with a latte gets all up in your face, "I'm a caffeine-based life form!"

wat do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:25:04 2014 No.5753627 Give her the C.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:31:24 2014 No.5753638 Steal her drink and say "Thanks a latte!" as you sprint away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:32:07 2014 No.5753639 >>5753624 Punch her in the cunt and run.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:33:42 2014 No.5753644 >>5753638 best post 2014

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:34:55 2014 No.5753649 >>5753638 that would work well up here Thanks a lot, eh!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:35:10 2014 No.5753650 File: 574 KB, 245x184, eq7EwkN.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5753638

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:43:30 2014 No.5753670 >>5753624 say back to her, "are you threatening me?" then as you both laugh and laugh. say, "no seriously" and then bribe her to buy you dinner and movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:50:44 2014 No.5753691 File: 491 KB, 500x274, kekinrobertopaulson.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5753638

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:51:59 2014 No.5753696 ck is best bord

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 18:57:11 2014 No.5753702 'As far as I'm aware I'm carbon based, I'd like to see if we're compatible.'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:00:04 2014 No.5753705 >>5753638 heck of a kek I got from that drek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:01:42 2014 No.5753709 serious case of samefag itt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:03:52 2014 No.5753717 File: 727 KB, 500x264, meinsides.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5753638

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:05:37 2014 No.5753720 >>5753705 Wtf is a drek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:17:50 2014 No.5753738 >>5753720 leran to google and stop spouting your dreck over this board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:19:10 2014 No.5753742 Tell her that her brew is in desperate need of some cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:51:12 2014 No.5753810 >>5753624 >cute girl gets in your face so we are talking of imaginary circumstances for 100% of people who visit 4chan, right OP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 19:53:52 2014 No.5753816 Loudly wonder if she's autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 20:55:57 2014 No.5753918 >>5753624 Jesus Christ she's gorgeous. She got a name? Or just a random stock photo? I'd do a reverse image search but I'm driv

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 2 21:15:35 2014 No.5753975 >>5753918 >but I'm driv oh shit... did you just crash? sry man