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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Best of /ck/ thread?

>> No.5752983
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>>5752952
>not leading the thread with the greatest /ck/ saga ever.

>> No.5752991

semen

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>>5752952

>> No.5753018

>>5752952
ay where's that one where the guy blew up his pan and it went through the ceiling

>> No.5753030

>>5752983
I don't think this is /ck/. For one, it's pink. For two, it has retards but it's not about cooking.

>> No.5753034

>>5753030
Two out of three ingredients then.

>> No.5753037

>>5753030
and "OK /b/" being in the first line.

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>> No.5753043

Anyone got the story about the guy who skinned a roadkill deer in his bathtub?

>> No.5753067

>It tastes like taste and nobody likes it
Simple but still one of my faves

>>5752983
Yeah, that's clearly from >>>/b/

>>5753030
>For one, it's pink
Not always a board indicator. You can change the board color styles

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Only one I have. Wish I saved the thread of those weirdos cooking chicken in Mountain Dew and feeding someone wall insulation.

>> No.5753227

>>5752952
I have MRE stories. Do those count?

>> No.5753229

>>5753227
I do love a good MRE story.

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>>5753246
I should really fix this image one day so it doesn't have so much white space.

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>>5753253

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>>5753249
replace it now

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>>5753254

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>>5753259

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>> No.5753279

>>5753241
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

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>> No.5753292

>>5753287
What the fuck is this?

>> No.5753303

anyone got screenshots of the autismo guy about shepards pie? and related stories?

>> No.5753661

>>5753042
And we still had watersheds that were in decent shape and a lot of soils that weren't polluted or exhausted and farm subsidies were much lower than they are today and people had to rely more on local production since globalization hadn't become prominent yet. There's a whole lot more to agricultural yield increases than just the use of non organic fertilizers and pesticides, and many of the results of exponentially increased yields will contribute to more shit and pain and suffering than there ever was before, even if only by virtue of population increase, and that would be ignoring so many of the other negative effects. Why do you people tout this kind of idiocy as though it makes some sort of significant point? Why would you save that unless you're the one who wrote it?

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don't usually save stuff but this one was pretty good

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>>5752952
heres what i have

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>>5753731
2/?

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>>5753734
3/10ish
,most arent really /ck/, but i saw them here.

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>>5753740
4/eh

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>>5753743
5/dreck

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>>5753746
6/the fucking king

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>>5753748
7/im bored

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>>5753750
and to top it off, an oldie. later everyone

>> No.5753758

>>5753661

hey, some OC, thanks for contributing!

>> No.5753766

Requesting Irish stew guy.

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>>5753669
Oh my lord

>> No.5753799

>>5753669
Anon: I really, really, really like this image.

>> No.5754000

best of /ck/ are MRE poop stories?
I am disappoint

might as well share mine

>Its weekend, time to try out new fancy recipes
>Made a bunch of arancini (deepfried filled riceballs)
>big mandarine/small orange-sized, filled with ground meat, duxelles or cheese, turned out tasty as fuck
>eat 6 of them right away, and about a dozen over the course of the next two days
>the following days I kinda dont feel hungry, fart a lot of smelly farts and shit only small nuggets
>Friday afternoon i have trouble pooping, not even nuggets come out, just a little drop of smeary smelly liquid shit
>I feel something bigger inside, but I after a few minutes of pushing I give up.
>Drink a lot of water and chocolate milk, massage my stomach, do some situps and twerking to stir up my insides
>A few hours later, another smelly fart, no wait, this one was different, moist... yep, i just shat my pants a little.
>waddle to the toilet, take off underwear and inspect the damage
>sit down and prepare to release the kraken
>but the kraken doesnt want to be bothered
>instead i start pissing from my ass
>a tiny stream of shit-piss, all the liquid I drank must have simply went around the barricade instead of loosening it up
>before i even grasp what is happening, the stream briefly stops
>... you know, like when using a water pistol, and there are only a few drops left, instead of a straight steady stream it goes PffFFRRRssSttT
>My ass Exploded! Except that it wasnt a few last drops, I was farting a spray of liquid shit for good 5 seconds before it settled down to a dribble
>It smelled more like rotten grease then shit, half the bowl was uniformly brown, the other half was covered in reflected speckles
>I cleaned up myself and the toilet and exited, exhausted but victorious
>Oh what a fool i was, indulged in my small victory I totally forgot that the war against the greater evil was not won yet
>Of that i was kindly reminded not even half an hour later by the murmurs of elder gods escaping my stomach

>> No.5754006

>>5754000
Last post hit exactly the 2k char limit
and sorry for using up trips for such a shitty (hehe) story

>Over the course of the evening i repeated this scenario a dozen times, with intervals ranging from 3 minutes to an hour
>remembering the "cartman has tourette syndrome" southpark episode every time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk2omZ8IvPE
>At least the piss out of my ass is slightly brown, so i must be making some progress
>Drink more water and go to bed, defeated and afraid of shitting myself in sleep.

>The night passed without any incidents and I knew that today the battle would be decided
>When i felt the foreshocks, I hurried to the command center, armed with the, by now half-empty, roll of toilet paper
>After the initial warm-up of the explosive spray-farts i flushed, cleaned myself and sat down for the finale
>and pushed
>almost a kilo of compressed fatty rice, which spend almost a week decomposing inside of me, slowly began to move
>Not very thick, but long and dry, it was partly submerged in the water while still hanging out of my ass before it plunged down
>I flushed without getting up and continued, After the hard part (heh) was done, I still had to deal with everything else I ate since then
>it had the consistence of soft cream cheese and the smell of sulfur and rotten grease and was pouring out of my ass, I flushed three times while shitting, then i had to flush three time while wiping to not clog the toilet
>sweaty and sore i finished up in the shower while still leaking from the ass a little

and this is the story of how I had gas, diarrhea and constipation at the same time

>> No.5754025

>no Fatty McAutism
0/10 thread

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>>5754006
This is basically me the last few days but instead of a large chunk my shits got gradually firmer.

>tfw ass is raw from wiping constantly
>tfw severely dehydrated despite 1gal + a day of water
these are bad feels

>> No.5754059

>>5752952
>anyone replying to this thread with that tumblr formatting

fuck you co/ck/s

>> No.5754099

>>5754059
... huh?

>> No.5754141

>>5753269
i can't understand why the fuck you would actually save so many stories about bloody shitting experiences

>> No.5754149

>>5754141
I don't think you belong here

>> No.5754153
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>>5754000
>>5754006
Saved

>> No.5754161

>>5754153
Hm. Probably should have named it something else.

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>>5753669
My brain hurts right now from a mix of lack of oxygen from laughing so hard, and utter shock and disgust at the horrifying images I just saw

>> No.5754210

>>5753292
it was this old guy who used to come on here and rant

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>>5753669

>> No.5754248

Where's Old Rambling Guy been lately? I haven't been around much for the past month, but it seems like he's been missing.

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>>5753018

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>> No.5754361

>>5754314
Heheheheee

>> No.5754445
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>>5753669
I'M FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER

>> No.5754466

Shit, I got a /ck/ humor folder but I desperately need to go to bed. I'll be back in 12 hours Thread should still be alive

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>> No.5754494

>>5753241
tears are streaming down my face

jesus christ

>> No.5754549

>>5754467
why does this shit keep getting reposted it's not funny

>> No.5754563

>>5753669
>banana
>over the line image
fuck my sides

>> No.5754566

Anyone have that one from a bento box thread about the hidden shitty underwear inside an inspector gadget lunchbox?

>> No.5754582

Anyone can please post the meat bread disaster the one that had a evil face

>> No.5754587

pls post sketti anon

>> No.5754595

Quinky sauce was great

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>> No.5754636

>>5754629
w-why

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>> No.5754650

>>5754549
>yfw humor is subjective

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>> No.5754651

>>5754210
Has he been around lately? Sometimes I see a post that kind of looks like one of his but not quite. I kind of miss him.

>> No.5754654

>>5754642
lol they put bread in the fridge

>> No.5754657

>>5754629
Why would anybody hock a lugee in their skillet?

>> No.5754673

>>5754657
>hock a lugee
how adorable

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>>5754657
Don't be silly, anon. That's just watery mayonnaise.

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i have a few of these

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>> No.5754743

>>5753740
>Oh, haha they put a lot of shit on that bloody ma--
>THERE'S ANOTHER GODDAMN BLOODY MARY ON THE BLOODY MARY

I laughed harder than the shit stories. I might need to go to bed,

>> No.5754768

>>5754636
Sweden
Yes

>> No.5754773

>>5754768
w-what

>> No.5754775

>>5754743
>another bloody mary on the bloody mary

I'll take one of those, minus the pizza and sandwich, and some other stuff too....get that crap off there...leave the bloody mary with it's mini me, and the pickled crap, and go away.

>> No.5754957

>>5754743
Hahaha what an absolute madman!

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>> No.5754980

>>5754972
that reminds me

>chopping onions, these onions are particularly brutal and i can't see through the tears
>finish chopping onion and chop up hot peppers
>go to bathroom and rinse face and eyes with water
>eyes feel better for a second, then start burning even more
>remember i had just cut up hot peppers
i was literally unable to open one eye for 45 minutes, and the other was barely useable. i still made dinner.

>> No.5755202

>>5754972
God I had that happen to me way too often.

>> No.5755236 [DELETED] 

>>5754980
keep the root intact and use a very sharp knife and only slice, no chopping

>> No.5756220

>>5755236
you can't keep the root intact though, you have to cut it in half.

i only slice off the dried roots though so they don't get all over the cutting board.

i'm not sure why, usually the onions are okay but sometimes they're really harsh. i think it might have to do with the hot weather here.

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I'll post for as long as I can, but I will probably have to go soon. Srry for reposting if it happens.

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>> No.5756459

>>5753000
>Jame Oliveoil

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>> No.5756475

>>5753241

>someone just posted a picture of a dog without saying anything

I can't

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>>5753287

Yeah thats drunk anon

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This one was posted in a "post your fridge" thread. Lots of people later attested that it is a lifechanging revelation.

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These two are related and are fairly new.

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>>5753241
>small bathroom and I'm a big guy
FOR YOU

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>>5756575
somebody have that in a better size?

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I shall return

>> No.5756772

>>5754141
Sadly. These stories made me laugh until I couldn't breathe anymore.
I can see why he saved them.

>> No.5756826

>>5754467
Literally crying

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>> No.5756848

>>5752983
You can change the board colour styles.
I use Tomorrow.

>> No.5756856
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>>5754980
>mfw I can cook dinner completely blindfolded

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>> No.5756866

Meatbread anyone?

>> No.5756879
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>>5753750
every time

>> No.5756885

>>5756856
you're a greater man than i

>> No.5756893

>>5753241
As someone that has had issues with constipation since childhood, I can't laugh. Thankfully not because of protein

>> No.5756900

>>5756588
How did you take that picture?

>> No.5756902
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Not sure if it's been posted already, but this went on for a while. I think they were trying different foods

>> No.5756938

>>5756545
>sober and alone
why does this hit me so hard in the feels

>> No.5757023

>>5756563
I feel sorry for the child laborers who have to make these lame ass things.

>> No.5757075

>>5756826
>vinegar husbands
>18+ bring ID

Every fucking time.

>> No.5757076

>>5753088
>chey boy r dumb
ayy lmao

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>> No.5757141

>>5756863
bretty gud

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>>5756506
>rum raisin

>> No.5757249

>>5756844
A cardboard box!?

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>>5756583

>> No.5757670

>>5756841
That's kinda cool, does anyone have the actual images in a decent size?

>> No.5757694

>>5756506
>frozen sexto-
OWWW.

>> No.5758190

>>5753669
I lost my shit to this. Neighbors are banging on the wall because I was laughing so hard.

>> No.5758273
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Anyone got the goods on Irish Stew Guy? I mean, THE original thread?

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>>5758273

>> No.5758291

>>5758273
that was sexier than i thought it would be

>> No.5758293
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>>5758285
possible part 2

>> No.5758299

>>5758285
>I asked him if he knew mutton was on sale at the local store
pissed my pants at this part

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>>5753748
speakign of /sp/

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>> No.5758672

>>5758293
I don't care how awful that lasanga was you don't insult someones mother cooking in their face
to much nostalgia around it

>> No.5758675

>>5756518
that cat is beautiful

>> No.5758677

>>5753088
>because they were black and the closest things I had to dress shoes
'ey bitch u wanna run sum bases

>> No.5758680

Even generic lasagna is decent but it is a very simple dish. There isn't much room for improvement. This is like Sheldon with eggs.

>> No.5758683

There was a thread maybe last year, maybe the year before that where someone brought home a deer and had a picture of it in their bathtub as the OP pic, does anyone have a screencap of that lying around?

>> No.5758696

>>5756558

i've actually done this myself

>> No.5758698

>>5758696
At least it will teach you to clean your hands before taking a piss. Hopefully you already after.

>> No.5758841

>>5754695

Made me chuckle.

>> No.5758997

>>5758698
>after
my dick is clean, no need. if anything you should wash you penis after touching it with your hands, easily the dirtiest and most germ infested body part after your anus.

>> No.5759118

>>5752983
That's not /ck/. I love HAYPIL but no.

>>5756848
>Tomorrow
Mah nigga.

>> No.5759122

>>5758698

it wasn't from taking a piss, i literally smeared my japseye with dave's insanity sauce for a fiver.

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>>5757323
>mfw

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You should hide all posts from this faggot

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>>5756900
He used a thymer.

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>>5757219

>> No.5759290

>>5756477

I don't like ginger at all, it tastes just like soap to me

>> No.5759302

>>5756525

>10,000 uuks before onk

That's it I'm done oh god

>> No.5759313

>>5753088
I know that was fake, but I laughed WAY to hard. Thanks anon.

>> No.5759331

>>5753669
That thread made me want to throw up. I literally COULD NOT FINISH my dinner because I was so disgusted. I hope that person burns in hell.

>> No.5759335

>>5759331

man up candyass

>> No.5759339

>>5758273
gross.

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>> No.5759433

>>5759397
Oh boy, is that masao's kitchen?

>> No.5759435

>>5759415
>>5759421
What's the story behind this?

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>>5759435
filename is all i know

>>5759433
Just youtube search masaokis and you'll find some mirrors. I recommend the one where he opens a coconut with a katana

>> No.5759442

>>5759435

Well, A sodastream is a device for carbonating liquids. And since the title of the image is "sodastream soup", I would assume that someone used it to carbonate some soup and then tried to drink it. How is that not obvious?

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Check the file name, its still funny doe

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5759447

Anybody else remember this particular shitstorm?

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1/4 Great story, its from somethingawful I think.

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2/4

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3/4

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4/4

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>> No.5759491

>>5756588

He has a lot of thyme on his hands

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>> No.5759497

>>5758273

>Asian in video
>drinking raw egg
>doesn't throw up

Is that kind of opposite day or something

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>> No.5759500

>>5759458
>booze eggs
Oh wow

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I want to do this this year actually

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>>5759507
When I get on my other computer, i'll get the Fatty mcautism posts.

>> No.5759511

O-Oh, we reached image limit.

>> No.5759514

>>5759504
One of the liquor stores here did that, it cost something like 200 dollars for the whole pack though. Also the beers were all pretty bad from what I heard.

>> No.5759521

>>5753661
>farm subsidies were much lower than they are today

It's cute that you believe that, but Big Cotton built these United States, sir, and you will lay down upon our fine cottony products and pay us with your cotton-laden bills as we jam our cotton balls into your every orifice. Even though we grow an objectively inferior strain of cotton.

>> No.5759524

>>5759497

but asians are known for liking raw eggs.

>> No.5759642

>>5758285

>People who cannot act respectful towards others in their own home should not have dinner parties

Oh fucking wow

>> No.5759799

>>5753669
Those last images have made me feel sick.

I have performed surgery on myself with no issues before however THIS made me feel sick.

>> No.5759803

>>5759521
What's wrong with the cotton, Uncle Anon?

>> No.5759825

>>5759447
Wasn't it one of those two hoaxes that came out in the same month? The kind that are later found to be false, but they get all kinds of publicity and money from "donations"?

>> No.5759845

Sogwich

/thread

>> No.5759921

>>5759195
>Hajime
I was happy and laughing when he lost. Does that make me an asshole?

>> No.5760181

>>5756595
I opened this thing and started yelling. What the fuck is this monstrosity, who made it, and why did they think this was a good idea.

>> No.5760201

>>5760181
It looks like crab legs beneath squid tentacles and a couple roast chickens on top with long pieces of bacon

>> No.5760207

>>5758285
Autism.jpg

>> No.5760211

>>5760201
That answers a third of the question. The other two are obviously mysteries that neither God nor Satan can answer.

>> No.5760215

>>5758293
Autism 2:the return of autismo

>> No.5760217

>>5753241
This wasn't really funny but it turned me on.

>> No.5760247

>>5758285
That guy was entirely right though. People who have alcohol like that are generally (not all the time, don't pretend as if I'm insulting you, here) feeling inadequate and need something to feel comfortable about/with themselves. That also probably helped him get the courage to assault (any unwanted physical touching is assault in the States here) him.

>> No.5760353

>>5760181
It's a facehugger anon, do you think it's just a coincidence that there's barely any info on what lies at the bottom of the ocean? Xenos come from the fucking depths.

>> No.5760460

>>5759458
are there more from this anon?

>> No.5760495

>>5759470
holy fuck

>> No.5760524

>>5756477
Being Asian, I can say that ginger is fucking disgusting.

>>5758273
I've been looking for this for a while now. Thanks, anon.

>> No.5760529

>>5758293
>That's irrelevant to the thread.
every fucking time

>> No.5760536

>>5760495
Right? I couldn't finish it, "bro" is way overused and it's just a pain to read.

>> No.5760546

>>5759411
>>5759411
Fucking finally
That thread was gold

>> No.5760566

>>5760536
it's worth the read. what are talking about? you need a video or something?

>> No.5760574

>>5753669
I am at a fucking library.

THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHTER ATTACK M8.

>> No.5760575

>>5760566
If I keep seeing 'bro' used over and over it's badly written. Get a new word. It's like when you see those recipes that over do it on curse words, you don't like to read those and that's a fifth of the size of this story.

>> No.5760605

>>5760575
Maybe I'm just extremely nofun but reading the majority of greentext stories is really unenjoyable

>be me
>fuck and shit used every other sentence
>bro
>mfw
>tfw
>nope.gif.png.tiff

They're just meme shitfests and always read like a 16 year old stoner wrote them

>> No.5760724

>>5759803
Gossypium barbadense is a far superior breed than G. hirsutum, but because of the historical subsidy for cotton in the US (from the use of slaves to spread production to the financial incentives to farmers from the US government since formation - actually since before the US came to be - and consistently to the present day), G. hirsutum is the more widespread.

It just doesn't last as long, it's a shitty, shitty plant.

>> No.5760725

>>5759482
Does /ck/ acknowledge this /co/+/ck/ thing?

>> No.5760738

>>5759484
fucking hell

>> No.5760744

>>5760725
No /co/ is the only one who brings it up. They're like that fat girl you were nice to once.

>> No.5760762

>>5760536
what? it's fucking funny

>> No.5760769

>>5760744
kek

saving this for later, since i keep seeing /ck/ as this motherly cook in /co/'s board-tan, and all the time i spent her i cannot see /ck/ as that persona at all

>> No.5760885

>>5759491
that's the joke you mongrel

>> No.5760888

>>5760885
You must be new

>> No.5760914

>>5753669
Fuck, I have to suppress my laughter so hard because it's night here and I got a room mate

>> No.5760970

>>5759487
>opposite day

It comes but once a year.

>> No.5761237

>>5759473
Fucking amazing.

>> No.5761579

>>5759435
shitt memory, but i think there was a bretty cool guy who had a sodastream and he came on here drunk one day and started carbonating things. soup was on of them
i think/hope he still browses

>> No.5761604

>>5754297
i love u

>> No.5761688

>>5760181
It was done in honor of the Elder God Cthulhu.

Seriously.

>> No.5761695

>>5760181
>>5756595
http://gothamist.com/2013/12/16/cthuken.php#photo-1

>> No.5761798

>>5756588
He is so fucked up...

>> No.5761805

>>5754059
>>anyone replying to this thread with that tumblr formatting

you mean 4chanx?

>> No.5761945

Somebody have Bean Boy? I was just thinking about it in the shower and laughed out loud.

>> No.5762045

>>5759476
>not paying $200 a month because you have to clean your living space
What an entitled piece of shit

>> No.5762100

>>5762045
>not paying $200 a month because you have to clean up your "landlord's" literal shit

>> No.5762110

>>5762100
Those were the terms, pay up.

>> No.5762113

>>5759447

>I give 34.93
>God
>109.
>Why da you
>Get 18

>> No.5762123

>>5759473

>He got angry at some video game he and his friends were playing in the common area, so he busted into my room while I was sleeping, and punched me in the face and stomach.

Oh god

>> No.5762821

>>5762123
definition of douche bag. why wouldn't the guy move out after this?

>> No.5762890

>>5762113
>10%
>109

>> No.5762964

>>5758293
>>5758285
Pure fucking autism.

>> No.5763394

>>5757323
dl link pls

>> No.5763625

>>5753755

oh man thats a good one

>> No.5763754

>>5759494
the more things change.........the more they stay the same

>> No.5764015

>>5758293
There is no way that OP is serious

>> No.5764220

>thread on /ck/ reaches image AND bump limit
I'mtoooldforthisshit.jpg

>> No.5764663

>>5759251
I love this guy

>> No.5764835

>>5758285
>>5758293
Is that Dwight Schrute