/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5752523]

Manly drinks and foods please. This board has been invaded by tumblr feminazis

[Anonymous No.5752534]

>>5752523
A real man eats or drinks whatever he enjoys and cares not what people think of his sexual posture.

[Anonymous No.5752536]

>>5752534

I imagined you lisping that into your iPhone

[Anonymous No.5752541]

>>5752523

Get that ice out of there you fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.5752546]

>>5752536
don't own mobile mate
eaten so much pussy that my lips are too roughened to lisp

[Anonymous No.5752551]

Used to be a time that /ck/ was full of men and we actually talked about food and how to perfectly accentuate it with pink himalayan salt. Now it's full of pussies and women asking the stupidest questions, believing GMOs are bad for you and pushing their vegan agenda.

[Anonymous No.5752564]

>If I accept culturally reinforced stereotypes I'll be a man

such insecure

[Anonymous No.5752597]

>>5752564
Enjoy your salad and wine cooler faggot.

[Anonymous No.5752606]

>>5752597
if he still fucks pussy and provides for children then he's no less a man

[Anonymous No.5752630]

>>5752606
>a man is nothing more than his dick and his waller

[Anonymous No.5752634]

Banana Daquiri is manly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.5752667]

>>5752630
essentially he isn't

[Anonymous No.5752676]

>>5752551
back then people only talked about verticals and microwave brownies
don't lie to yourself anon

[Anonymous No.5752683]

>>5752551
/ck/ used to be "99 Ways to Cook Instant Ramen" and other assorted stories
But it was still better than it is now

[Anonymous No.5752692]

>>5752534
this

[Anonymous No.5752720]

>>5752683
>bud light
that is NOT manly

[Anonymous No.5752728]

Caring about what other people drink is not manly, it's pathetic.
If you are going to care then you should be aware drinking decent Scotch on the rocks is frowned about and mocked. It is certainly not seen as manly.

[Anonymous No.5752737]

>>5752720
I'm sorry, is this better?

[Anonymous No.5752769]

>>5752737

[Anonymous No.5752814]

>>5752551

Pregnancy craving threads used to be like stoner food threads only they weren't too high to give recipes

>Pickled Onions in cheese toasties
>Porridge with Tabasco

Now someone has to remind them that they only need an extra sandwich a day to feed the fetus then they flip out over science being wrong, only it's not wrong and it's like a wounded penquin flailing in the sea to seals. Brings out 4chans true nature

[Anonymous No.5752825]

>>5752814
>Pregnancy craving threads
women and kitchens...

[Anonymous No.5754065]

Tonights harvest. time for man stuff

[Anonymous No.5754082]

I'm going to drink gin and tonic later. Recommend me some cheap brand.

[Anonymous No.5754088]

>>5752667
You complain about the objectification of women, too, don't you?

>>5752523
>using a fancy glass and not taking swigs out of the bottle on the side of your mouth because the other side is occupied by a cigar

[Anonymous No.5754095]

>>5752814
>Pregnancy craving threads

Those were just blogging and circlejerking

[Anonymous No.5754106]

>>5752630

actually a man is his openness to new experiences and growth, his strength to express his feelings without fear of invalidation of his identity as a man, his tolerance, his assertiveness, his autonomy, and his security in his manhood, among other things.

OP doesn't seem like he fits the bill.

[Anonymous No.5754126]

Threads like this are the result of too many kids growing up without a father and adopting the media's representation of manliness.

[Anonymous No.5754140]

Wild turkey rare breed. Neat.

So
Fucking
Good

[Anonymous No.5754160]

>>5754126
Basically this.

This means you, carnists.

[Anonymous No.5754169]

>>5752523
Courvoisier VS congac
Franziskaner hefeweiss
Franziskaner dunkel
Mark West pinot noir

A. Fuente petit corona
Rocky Patel Edge Series, sumatra wrapper

[Anonymous No.5754170]

>>5754126
>>5754160
1/10 I replied

[Anonymous No.5754179]

>>5754160
Omnivore master race reporting in. Stay mad, anemic fag

[Anonymous No.5754180]

>>5754140
This

[Anonymous No.5754186]

>>5752546
>Eating pussy

Confirmed homosexual.

[Anonymous No.5754198]

[Anonymous No.5754199]

>>5754179
I'm an omnivore. My meals are a balanced mix of vegetables, legumes, some dairy, and meat *in moderation*

You, the fatfuck carnist whose meals are 95% cheap shit Walmart "meat" (sic) and the rest corn byproducts, are not an omnivore. You don't know what omnivore actually means.

[Anonymous No.5754201]

>>5754186

hahahaha oh man

[Anonymous No.5754206]

>>5752541
This a thousand times over.

[Anonymous No.5754216]

>>5754199
*I'm a fuckhead. My posts are a garbled mess of shit, fuckery, bait, some dicking around and trash.

You, the normal person whose posts are on topic and sensible, are not an autistic faggot. You don't even know what autism is.

[Anonymous No.5754221]

>>5754216
>mushy punishment vegetables, "potato" flakes made of corn, and mystery meat deep fried and covered in semen

Carnist eating in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.5754222]

>>5754221
u jelly bro?

[Anonymous No.5754225]

If you're talking about the cute/elegant foods thread, I'm pretty sure it's mostly guys indulging in anonymous curiosity and/or learning how to make cute foods for their (probably imaginary) girlfriends.

Pic related; be a real man and win over maidenly hearts with kawaii cakes

[Anonymous No.5754233]

>>5754222

Those are probably farmed shrimp from Thailand that taste like dirt. So no, not jelly of your Asian fusion abortion.

[Anonymous No.5754235]

>>5752683
Is that a deagle brand deagle?

[Anonymous No.5754236]

>>5754225
I'm actually following both threads, I like to get new ideas for food regardless of whether or not they're "masculine."

>>5754233
Damn you're mad.

[Anonymous No.5754239]

>>5754236
>Arturo Fuente
OK now I'm jelly. At least you have standards with your smoking

[Anonymous No.5754244]

>>5754233
>muh BP oil shrimp

[Anonymous No.5754247]

>Not having delicious slav food.
Суки

[Anonymous No.5754255]

>>5754239
I work at a cigar store. We got in some Opus X Perfection A's today, I might splurge on one.

[Anonymous No.5754257]

>>5754244
Pacific side is fine brah

[Anonymous No.5754258]

>>5754199
You sound like a faggot.
>Not going with a high protein diet.
I bet you don't even lift either.

[Anonymous No.5754262]

>>5754258
>you can't get protein from plants or dairy
Actually I do. 3x a week.

Do you take beef protein powder? How horrible does it taste? I've always been curious.

[Anonymous No.5754280]

>>5754257
I eat gulf shellfish all the time, it's fine. Also, you said something snide about aquaculture earlier and I'd like to say that the more sustainable forms of it are awesome.

Also, the picture I posted in >>5754222 isn't "azn fusion" it's a legit Vietnamese dish, albeit with lavish amounts of meat. But who can blame poor immigrants for going a bit crazy when they finally gain access to abundance in the land of plenty?

>>5754262
At this point you've reached a level of "fuck you for liking things" that would be more at home on /a/ or /mu/

[Anonymous No.5754487]

>>5754198
>trying to imply manliness
>leaves vidya game guitar in background

[Anonymous No.5754497]

>>5754487
>puts babbies first airsoft in your shot
>implies manliness

Top scrub. You are as bad as the people who include guns in pictures on /g/ or /lit/ and it is just as irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.5754514]

>>5754497
>cannot distinguish real firearms from toys
>participating in manliness thread

go back to /g/, Im sure there is a guitar hero thread that is missing your participation

[Anonymous No.5754520]

>>5754514
>Look guys I have TWO toys now!

kek post that on /k/ i want to see them eat you alive

[Anonymous No.5754522]

>>5752523
>>5752551
>>5752814
>>5752825
>>5754088

[Anonymous No.5754526]

>>5754514
that mayo or cream cheese?

[Anonymous No.5754541]

>>5752534

[Anonymous No.5754551]

>not eating an entire haunch of an animal

[Anonymous No.5754626]

>>5754520
Lol /k/ is a bunch of morons, I'm good. You must be pretty mad I made fun of you toy guitar huh?

[Anonymous No.5754677]

>>5754526
It's my manly man fumunda cheese!

[Anonymous No.5754683]

[Anonymous No.5754684]

>>5752536
my sides

i am so done

[Anonymous No.5754690]

>>5752737
>powerpuff girls plate

my fucking nigger

manliest show ever in disguise

[Anonymous No.5754697]

>>5752523
>Manly drinks and foods

this thread is gayer than the cute foods one.

[Anonymous No.5754717]

>>5754551
is that bushmeat

[Anonymous No.5754720]

>>5754717
Doesn't look like pussy to me.

[Anonymous No.5755868]

well, you guys tried. Thanks for coming.

[Anonymous No.5755931]

>>5752546
>thinking being subservient to a woman is manly or an accolade of any sort

Bet you gave all of then foot rubs too huh? Damn what a player

[Anonymous No.5755956]

>>5754717
Looks like it's from a Renaissance festival, they usually serve Turkey legs.

They're common in Midwest America and are quite fun.

[Anonymous No.5755961]

>>5754520
/k/ here

You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.5755964]

>>5755956
I'm actually member of the organization that created renaissance festivals. We have meet ups, camping trips, and cons that are so autistic it makes anime cons look like frat parties.

[Anonymous No.5755968]

>>5752523
I don't agree with a lot of the placements on here, but it's a good reference.

Rye whiskey ought to be where dark rum is, and dark rum ought to be between tequilla and cognac.

Gin should be where cognac is. Winston Churchill - nuff said.

[Anonymous No.5755972]

>>5755968
>caring about what people think about your drinks

Insecurity is not manly.

[Anonymous No.5756022]

>>5755964
How old are you? Because the one here in Houston has been going on since before I was born, so like 30+ years. I'm sure some areas have been doing it longer than that even.

[Anonymous No.5756052]

>>5756022
I'm 30. I didn't mean to imply that I was personally around for the origination of everything, just that I'm a member of the governing body. I live in Oklahoma City btw, aka The Barony of Wiesenfeuer in the Kingdom of Ansteorra.

sca dot org

[Anonymous No.5756085]

>>5756052

[Anonymous No.5756086]

>>5755972
Enjoy your apple-tini.

[Anonymous No.5756137]

>>5755964
How about the FSF meetings? Can your colleagues out autist RMS having a public meltdown for being presented the Torvalds Award?

[Anonymous No.5756154]

>>5756137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWtaOrXf_n4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsmHtGKndgY

[Anonymous No.5756199]

>>5754065
>$100+ sunglasses on display
Literally homosexual

[Anonymous No.5756200]

>>5752737

no

[Anonymous No.5756213]

>>5754065
>>5756199
Yeah, it's pretty damn gay

That Anaheim chile looks pretty nice tho

[Anonymous No.5756215]

>>5756200

Appletinis are delicious.

[Anonymous No.5756271]

>>5756086

>drinking for image rather than pleasure

The sign of a true beta.

[Anonymous No.5756293]

>>5756271

>drinking sugarbombs with low alc content
>pleasure

nope

[Anonymous No.5756304]

>>5754522
Never posted on /pol/
But I support them if they are for calling out stupidity

[Anonymous No.5756312]

>>5754199
God I wanna punch you in the face after you suck my dick you faggot

[Anonymous No.5756325]

>>5754216
God that looks great I want to eat that right now

[Anonymous No.5756329]

>>5754522
fuck off reddit fucking shits

4chan is /pol/

[Anonymous No.5756339]

>>5756052
LOL, SCA is well-known around 4chan. You're gunna get fount.

[Anonymous No.5756349]

>>5755964
> I'm actually member of the organization that created renaissance festivals
The Society for Creative Anachronism? I make so much money off of you guys it's awesome. I love leatherworking.

[Anonymous No.5756366]

>>5756329

>le edgy racism meyme

am i cool yet guyz??

[Anonymous No.5756376]

>>5756366
>le edgy multicultiism
am i cool yet, guyz??
*apostrophe added for non-retards

[Anonymous No.5756383]

>>5756366
>>5756376
This is why we can't have nice things

[Anonymous No.5756422]

>>5756366

[Anonymous No.5756448]

This shit right here is legit 11/10 whiskey

[Anonymous No.5756497]

>>5756448

Going to try the Uigeadial when fall weather hits

on Laphroaig Quarter Cask at the moment

[Anonymous No.5756517]

>>5754522
I support /pol/
BTW how do you spot a shitskin?

[Bardabunga No.5756524]

>>5752523
Strong Bitter Stout drank form Bacon Pint with bullets in it.

[Anonymous No.5756560]

>>5756524
That's pretty hard, do you piss those out when done with them?

[Bardabunga No.5756574]

>>5756560
No, you father a a whale in the ocean after beating up the Nigger Shark who was using your sweet 30 tonn whale soon to be wife.

[Anonymous No.5756577]

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.

[Anonymous No.5756835]

>>5756497
>Going to try the Uigeadial
You'll love it. Arbeg is Islay malts what Islay malts are to scotch in general. Rowdy, wild, musty, funky, out of control flavor bombs. The iodine/cordite/blood aromas are simply amazing.

[Anonymous No.5756839]

>>5756835
*is to

[Anonymous No.5756845]

>>5756835
>It tastes like decay and poison!
>soooo good bro!!!
Scotchfags are hilarious

[Anonymous No.5756846]

Hey guys, just bought Trader Joe's chocolate stout for $2 for a 22oz bottle. Anyone had it before? What did you think?

[Anonymous No.5756855]

Addressing the firearm people in this chat.

>firearms
>manly
Pick one, you woman.

The only thing manly about firearms is that they are made by men. If you are a man and you own a firearm, congrats, you are a fucking pansy who can't defend yourself or live without one.

[Anonymous No.5756898]

>>5756855
I've only shot a gun about 10 times in my life and have never owned one and even I think your argument is just so absurdly flawed.

[Anonymous No.5756911]

>>5756898
Manliness is not defined by how you can pull a trigger to end another mans life, or how accurately you can shoot cans off your fence. It is defined by how you can take a man down with nothing but your bare hands, and crush that can without putting holes in it.

The use of guns is cowardly, not manly.

[Anonymous No.5756917]

>>5756911
Calm down there Saxxon.

[Anonymous No.5756923]

>>5756366
>>5756845
>>5756517
>>5756422
>>5756846
>>5756855
>>5756911
I'd like to point out that the girly food thread is on-topic like a mofo and filled will cool pics. There's been a lot of really off topic shitposting in this one.

>"manly men" acting like little faggots

[Anonymous No.5756925]

>>5756911
so many generalizations

there are plenty of counter examples and supporting arguments for every point you mentioned

[Anonymous No.5756932]

>>5756925
That is false. Values of today have been obscured heavily. The use of weapons have clouded our judgement in regards to what is heroic and what is manly. Even the use of swords and knives is cowardly and unmanly. Fight with your fists and your entire being, not some god damned tool crafted by the weak for the weak!

[Anonymous No.5756940]

>>5756383
mmmm Banh Mi

The ultimate fruit of Western imperialism

[Anonymous No.5756964]

>>5756940
Most people on ck have no idea what banh mi tastes like. What they eat is analogous to an Einstein cheddar cheese turkey bagel sandwich with, say, Ess a Bagel with nova or belly lox. Might taste OK but it's not what you think it is

[Anonymous No.5756993]

>>5756964
dude I lived in Vietnam for quite a while. I'd say the Banh Mi you can get in the Vietnamese section of Denver are just as good as what I had in Saigon, if we're being honest.

[Anonymous No.5757015]

>>5756993
Agreed. I live in a city in the US with a large Vietnamese immigrant community. I've found two basic styles of bahn mi: the real deal, and dumbed down versions sold mostly to white folks. There's a place called Lee's (it think it's a chain) that sells really bland gaijin-friendly bahn mi, it's just a few blocks from pic related and THAT place makes the good shit. I eat there at least once a week.

[Anonymous No.5757054]

>>5757015
Hey, fuck you. I love Lee's. I'm pretty sure the average gaijin wouldn't like the Special Combination. It has head cheese, pate, and pork roll. Those are all things that the average Merican doesn't really eat. I'm still not sure what jambon is, but it's good too.

Lee's does have a lot of "traditional" sandwiches, but I go there for the "real" stuff. As a bonus, their coconut waffles are off the chain.

[Anonymous No.5757062]

>>5757054
Nah, Lee's is pretty shit. Overpriced too.

Bahn mi at super cao nguyen are $2.15 including tax, regardless of what kind of meat you get.

[Anonymous No.5757063]

>>5756329
>>5756376
>Trying this hard to fit in
That's about as reddit as it gets.

[Anonymous No.5757066]

>>5756911
Manhood is not defined by either of those, woman.

[Anonymous No.5757073]

>>5757066
It apparently is to people who exhibit their firearms as a feat of manliness, little girl.

[Anonymous No.5758128]

>>5756932
lol, we got a regular jackie chan ITT. Try living around black people and fighting with your fists dumbass, when your body is found in the street later I'm sure the coroner will comment on how you died like a man. I've had guns pulled on me at traffic lights by these animals and had people attempt to rob me multiple times, I now carry a peice everywhere, I have no problem duking it out but it's funny none of the altercations I've been in have involved someone pulling a fist on me. You're probably a britbong.

[Anonymous No.5758145]

>>5757062
Ya I have never payed more than 4 dollars for a Bahn mi.

[Anonymous No.5758176]

>>5756964
>>5756993
>>5757015
>>5757054
>>5757062
I'm in houston and we have a very large vietnamese population, I'd like to think it's pretty authentic because I literally never see any white people other than myself in any of the places I go. There are a ton of these pho shops and I try them all the time, I must admit I am a little intimidated by most of the menu, I ordered a special combo bahn mi once and it had some very strange looking ingredients. I stick to the bbq pork dishes, pic related is a new place I tried a few weeks ago, bretty good.

[Anonymous No.5758372]

Sup /ck/.

If you've ever wanted to imagine an omega-male, read this post:

>>5756855

Such a subservient faggot that he can't even acknowledge technology that our great-great grandfathers would have said "yeah... so what?" to.

[Anonymous No.5758393]

>>5756835

Ardbeg 10 is my favorite single malt so I'm sure the sherry touch to the Uigeadial will be amazing.. I agree, Ardbeg is oldschool Islay in a nutshell. Laphroaig getting honorable mention.
>>5756845
too pleb to taste history and quality

[Anonymous No.5758397]

[Anonymous No.5758402]

>>5756577
Yeah I had the same thing.

Without any milk

[Anonymous No.5758414]

>>5758397
YES.

[Anonymous No.5758418]

>>5758397
Laphroaig master-race reporting in.

Quarter -cask was good, but I still prefer the 10. Currently trying to decide if I want to get a bottle of Laphroaig 18 or a bottle of whatever is next after Ardbeg 10 for my birthday this year.

I like Ardbeg a bit more, but Laphroaig is hard to beat, and my local liquor store has Laphroaig 18.

[Anonymous No.5758419]

>>5758418

im glad to see you shooting corbon.. not glad to see the taurus. Anyways.. go with the Ardbeg.. the higher bottlings from laphroaig arent worth the scratch

[Anonymous No.5758427]

>>5756293

>other people couldn't possibly have different tastes than me!

autism

[Anonymous No.5758516]

>>5758418
>>5758414

Glad to see fellow Laphroaig drinkers.

>>5758419

Will try Ardbeg. It is more expensive but quality has its price I guess.

[Anonymous No.5758559]

>>5758516
>tfw have a bottle of Laphroaig 10 year from 5 years ago I haven't opened yet

[Anonymous No.5758821]

>>5758516
>>5758418
>>5758397
>laphroaig

[Anonymous No.5759001]

>>5752523
steak and pussy juice

[Anonymous No.5759060]

Ever find yourself having to drink in a cocktail place. What the fuck do you order? This used to bother me until I discovered an old fashioned. Manly. Tasty as shit. And yet also a cocktail. Makes me feel like I'm winning life

[Anonymous No.5759088]

>>5752564
its cute, isnt it
masculinity is so fragile

[Anonymous No.5759126]

>>5758821
I know, right? They ought to be drinking Lagavulin or Caol Ila. Not Ardbeg though, tastes like tires.

[Anonymous No.5759441]

>>5759126
>Caol Ila
I really wanted to like it more than Adrbeg 10.

Picked up a quart of it at the airport in Mexico City since I had pesos to squander.

It's a great whisky, don't get me wrong.

Need to ty Lagavulin next.

[Anonymous No.5760112]

>>5758128
False. I am a Vermonter. I could easily get any gun I wanted, though I prefer not to as it hinders the development of everything that makes a man a man. I stand by my statement that manliness dissolves in a person the moment they use a weapon besides their own being. Such a thing is cowardly, weak, and unmanly.

Without weapons, it would be a test of which individual is better trained, which individual has more resolve, and which individual can take the most punishment. Yes, these remain with the use of weapons, however with the use of your own body the fight may continue until the other is incapacitated but not dead. With a weapon the chance the other may die is quite high, and that is unacceptable.

The taking of another's life is unacceptable! Let the loser have a chance of retribution, rather than taking their life or abilities away like a coward.

>>5758372
Read the other posts too, bub. The technology we so readily accept is detrimental to our values in such a way that no one has any idea how to fight without one. Our ancestors doomed us to death rather than evolution.

[Whoremel Niggaroni No.5760334]

>>5760112
r u the unabomber?

[Anonymous No.5761063]

>>5760112
You sound like a retard, this is the real world not some fucking anime where everyone has a fair fight. Niggers have guns and nigger friends who will give you a gang beating or shoot you dead over some pocket change or a pair of shoes. Maybe every fight in Vermont is like an episode of Popeye the sailor man but in a lot of the country you are an idiot to bring your fists to a gunfight and expect a fair fight and you are a coward to just hand over your possesions and plea for your life. For the record I've done quite a bit of kickboxing and people who talk like yourself usually can't fight for shit. I can only imagine the whole state of Vermont is just as delusional as yourself.

[Anonymous No.5761072]

>>5760112
>being afraid to take another man's life
>manly

enjoy ending up dead in a shit filled alley

redditor with a fedora detected

[Anonymous No.5761076]

>using phrases like 'culturally enforced stereotypes'

>manly

At least OP achieved one thing. All of the redditor/tumblrites flocked to this thread and left the rest of /ck/ alone for a short time.

[Anonymous No.5761082]

>>5754247
What's in the bowls? The rest of that shit looks p good to me.

[Anonymous No.5761745]

>>5754247
Jesus, I got colon cancer just from looking at that

Also this is now a high test thread

[Anonymous No.5761752]

>>5761063
Where I live, the whites are much more violent and dangerous than the 4-5 niggers that are around.

Guess where I live

[Anonymous No.5762181]

>>5761752
Around a few comatose blacks?

[Anonymous No.5762183]

>>5754199

>using the word carnist

[Anonymous No.5762190]

[Anonymous No.5762399]

>>5761752
green acres

[Anonymous No.5762406]

>>5754169
have you tried fuente's opus x? one of my go-tos (aside from romeo y julietas, which are cheap)...

[Anonymous No.5762415]

>>5762406
my bad, didn't see this (>>5754255) before i posted. point stands, it's a damn fine ceegar.

>>5754247
i'm about to live in vladivostok/cankt petersburg for 6 months; what food should i expect?

[Anonymous No.5762420]

>>5754280
are you from gulf coast of mississippi by any chance? i only ask because vietnamese, and that sandwich looks like an ocean springs joint...

[Anonymous No.5762435]

I'm not gay but I'd suck a dick if it meant not having to listen to whisky bores or have the sum total of what I enjoy cooking and eating being beef with beer

[Whoremel Niggaroni No.5762668]

>>5762406
You should check out a brand called Brick House. They're about $4.50/stick and taste like $10 cigars all day long. I usually fuck with the maduro wrapper ones.

>>5762420
Oklahoma City

[Anonymous No.5762793]

>>5761063
Move to a better neighborhood then. If you are so uncivilized yourself that you would rather live amongst the urban rabble then by yourself in a nice rural environment surrounded by perhaps one or two other people, that is your prerogative.

However my point was not that everyone is given a fair fight. My point is that weapons are cowardly and the use has devolved society into uselessness and violence because the weak minded and physically weak are given the opportunity to triumph over the strong without any form of fight.

There are no fights in Vermont, by the way. There is the occasional stabbing on Church St., but that is the extent. We are a well-balanced society otherwise.

[Anonymous No.5762812]

>>5761072
One would have to be afraid TO take another man's life. The only reason you would do so is if you are afraid they would come back and hurt/kill you themselves.

[Whoremel Niggaroni No.5762825]

>>5762793
>If you are so uncivilized yourself that you would rather live amongst the urban rabble then by yourself in a nice rural environment surrounded by perhaps one or two other people, that is your prerogative.


u r the unabomber

[Anonymous No.5762858]

>>5762825
Not that guy, in fact I live in a major city, but I agree. If you need a gun to feel safe then a normal response is: what the fuck happened and how do I fix this temporary situation. Are you in with the wrong crowd? Neighborhood went to shit? Stalker ex threatening you? Whatever the situation, a gun is a band aid. Developing a cultural obsession with self defense weapons is a sign of nihilistic/defeatist thinking. You fix the problem by fixing the big picture.

Imagine you're unemployed. Do you buy lottery tickets or an interview suit?

[Anonymous No.5762963]

>>5762190
Drinkings some leffe blonde atm, tastes like corn and farts, like most blonde ales. Is brune worth trying if I dislikes blonde? I generally really like belgian ales.

[Whoremel Niggaroni No.5763032]

>>5762963
Leffe brune is pretty good imo. It's a good beer to have with strong cheeses or rich desserts.

[Anonymous No.5763441]

>>5756052

The SCA is completely different from renaissance faires. They didn't "create" anything. It's just historical larping.

[Anonymous No.5763453]

>>5763441
you don't know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.5763461]

>>5762858
>You fix the problem by fixing the big picture

I'm fairly certain killing all the black people in my city is currently illegal.

[Anonymous No.5763478]

>>5761063
>Maybe every fight in Vermont is like an episode of Popeye the sailor man but in a lot of the country you are an idiot to bring your fists to a gunfight and expect a fair fight and you are a coward to just hand over your possesions and plea for your life.

This.

If you are betting on your assailant giving you a fair warning, playing by any rules, avoid doing any serious/lasting/life-threatening damage, stopping once you're down, listening do your pleas of mercy, consider this:

This is not the 1950s
Your assailant will not be white
Granting mercy towards a criminal is tacitly consenting to your own demise.

[Anonymous No.5763492]

>>5754088
>>using a fancy glass and not taking swigs out of the bottle on the side of your mouth because the other side is occupied by a cigar

Wot m80?

[Anonymous No.5763500]

>>5754106
>actually a man is his openness to new experiences and growth, his strength to express his feelings without fear of invalidation of his identity as a man, his tolerance, his assertiveness, his autonomy, and his security in his manhood, among other things.

Just come right out and say it: you fashioned your idea of manliness to you can jack it to traps, get cuckolded, and use a dragon dildo without feeling less manly.

ARE YOU THIS PERSON IN THE PIC???

[Anonymous No.5763513]

>>5763500

[Anonymous No.5763569]

>>5763461
If you are afraid of the people around you, how can you consider that a good way to live? You would really rather stroke a mechanical penis instead of moving?

Are you more afraid of the unknown than of the people around you?

How can anyone go through life governed by fear?

[Anonymous No.5763578]

>one of those threads where we take pictures of all our cool shit together

I love these threads.

I love seeing everyone's cool shit.

[Anonymous No.5763601]

>>5763569
>You would really rather stroke a mechanical penis instead of moving?

I am doing my duty as a civilized human being and helping gentrify a neighborhood. I'm just a cog in the machine that makes a place hospitable to good people and inhospitable to shitty people. As such, I must be subject to a higher likelihood of being mugged or robbed or knockout-gamed by the... "Youths" around here.

So yeah, when you are checking out the nice, cool, creative restaurants that are popping up around here, remember us armed hipsters that pioneered the newly safe side of town.

[Anonymous No.5763604]

>>5763578
I'm really jealous. I'm on a tight budget atm and can't afford fancy whiskey.

[Anonymous No.5763623]

>>5763601
I don't think I'll be checking those out. I have little interest in visiting places that resemble Ferguson Missouri. This is a big country. Places blighted by gun violence and racial strife tend, coincidentally, to also be provincial hellholes.

Enjoy your cupcake shops and stuff though. Lots of neat little trends trickling in your general direction once you're done playing cowboy.

[SadMotherfucker !!bMMLLF4HPrR No.5763633]

>>5754106

Men do not have feelings. My inner monologue is hard rock and cuss words.

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.5763634]

>>5763604
Cheap stuff is in the decanters, but it feels fancier ;)

Also:

>that bottle
Please tell me you don't keep bourbon in the freezer

Plz

[Anonymous No.5763644]

>>5763623
The place I live used to look like Fergadishu, now it's the cool side of town. Say what you will, but there are a few square miles more for decent people to walk around and eat good food without being aske for spare change or offered crack cocaine. This is progress. The multicultural hellhole it was before is a bad memory, a spectere, nothing more!

[Anonymous No.5763677]

>>5763634
>Please tell me you don't keep bourbon in the freezer

I do. I like to drink cheap bourbon cold, but I don't like the way ice waters it down. So I just pour like 4 ounces at time into a rocks glass and sip on it. I do that over and over again until the pain goes away.

[Anonymous No.5763698]

>>5763677
>pain
*despair
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.5763725]

[Anonymous No.5763985]

>>5763725
>Sammy Davis Jr burgers
>steal Frankie boys meat, liquor, and TV, babe.

[Anonymous No.5764133]

>all the trolling ITT

/pol/ here, allow me to insert some truth

>people saying that manliness isnt about stereotypes and that manliness is fickle
Yes manliness is a fragile thing in the hands of idiots and women. A man must be raised properly by other men or they will lose their way. Just look outside, you see gangs of false men and societies that applaud a lack of virtue for a lack of direction and guidance.
Protip: conforming to a certain degree of accepted manly stereotypes is a good thing. Groups of men will reject a man that doesnt fulfill basic manly principles. This is observable fact, just look around. What happens to these men? They get thrown back with the children/elderly/women to do womanly and childish things. 'manchild'. So yes, stereotypes apply somewhat to what a society expects from a man just like they should to women and children.

>you are pussy for owning gun
Guess what? A man will protect you. Its a man's duty to be strong in a time of emergency. Oh whats that? Don't know what this alien concept of 'duty' is? Too bad men will be there to protect you anyways because that is what men do. If owning a gun is one of those things, so be it.

Take your filth back to tumblr and reddit. Your misery makes /ck/ wish to be free of you.

[Anonymous No.5764150]

>>5764133
>tl;dr

I dgaf about your shitty, poorly informed political beliefs, but isn't that the teen who got molestered by her glock coach? and that lady is the glock coach's wife?

[Anonymous No.5764163]

>>5764150
With tits like that no jury would convict

[Anonymous No.5764171]

>>5764150
it literally takes 10 seconds to read you mongoloid.

and molestation is a joke now
I bet I'm molesting you right now by some definition straight out of some old cunt's bitter mouth

[Anonymous No.5764187]

>>5764163

I know right?

>>5764171
>tl;dr

[Anonymous No.5764200]

>>5764187
>tldr
stay pleb

[Anonymous No.5764208]

>>5764200
>pls respond
>my shitty ideas are special because mommy said I was special

I'll respond if you post more of glock girl, fartknocker

[Anonymous No.5764294]

>>5763478
>Your assailant will not be white
They will be in Vermont.

[Anonymous No.5764352]

Reubens

Could eat these all day every day.

[Anonymous No.5764367]

>>5764352
Had one for lunch today. So, so good.

[Anonymous No.5764394]

>>5764294
Well, Vermont is the safest state, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.5764398]

>>5764394
Dunno if its #1 but its up there.

[Anonymous No.5764406]

>>5763578
>good whiskey
>redpilled literature
>fountain pen
>scotch decanters

But then
>kel-tec

Dun goofed

[Anonymous No.5764520]

>>5762793
I like where I live, I carry a gun to protect myself from the nignogs and it doesn't bother me even slightly, it bothers you. If you're such a pussy that you would pick up your shit and run away to a different part of the country over a little violence then you really have no place in a manliness thread. You sound pretty bitch made to be honest. Rural environments are okay for a vacation but it's boring after a while, I actually like having multiple human interactions on a daily basis, and a night scene is nice, Vermont sounds pretty boring.

[Anonymous No.5764541]

>>5755968

Why is Keith Richards manly? He's just some ugly old drug addict

[Anonymous No.5764546]

What a surprise, the fat fucks of /ck/ ate up all the bait. This thread is bad, and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.5764551]

>enter "manly thread"
>everyone's talking about guns

If you can't defend yourself with your fists, you have no right calling yourself a man. This was known as far back as the days of knighthood, when crossbowmen were seen as cowardly and pathetic

[Anonymous No.5764567]

>>5764551
Ja'quanzius here would like your cell phone, manly man. And a feel of your GFs pussy.

Well, tough guy? Your move. What exactly are you going to do to prevent him and his 6 friends from running a train on you.

Here. This just came out TODAY. This is what you would do.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2745461/Group-men-captured-camera-viciously-assaulting-couple-Missouri-captured-police-ask-public-s-help-apprehending-them.html

[Anonymous No.5764571]

>>5764551
Actually nobody was really talking about guns until some fedora from vermont started to feel offended by the tradition of taking pictures of food w/ guns. Also what is this assumption that someone who owns a gun wont beat your ass without a weapon? I was brought up with martial arts and guess what, it doesn't mean shit if someone else has a weapon and your loved ones lives are at stake, fight fire with fire or get shot/stabbed.

[Anonymous No.5764580]

>>5764546
If you chopped off the second sentence, that post would have been pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.5764587]

>>5764551
An old lady in a wheel chair who can't defend herself from a monster nig nog shouldn't deserve life? WTF kind of logic is that?

[Anonymous No.5764588]

>>5764580

If I don't post a mpm (meme-per-minute) aover a certain rate I forget I'm on 4chan

[Anonymous No.5764619]

>>5764567

I would either be a stronger man or I would fail. Cheating isn't a manly solution.

>>5764587

Is an old lady in a wheel chair a man?

[Anonymous No.5764655]

>>5764619
Does anybody in this thread actually believe this isn't bait? Come on now, just leave it alone.

[Anonymous No.5764665]

>>5756448
My Nigga. Islay is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.5764667]

>>5764655

Just calling it how it is. Using "but other men who have actually made an effort at being men and are stronger than me might beat me up, so I need a gun" is no more manly than running to the teacher with tears in your eyes when the school bully picks on you. Either actually put in the effort to get tough and strong and be able to defend yourself as a man would, or accept that you're a cowardly beta

[Anonymous No.5764671]

>>5764667
Sounds like the words of someone bitter that they can't get their way by MUH DICKing around.

Why don't you use your "might makes right" philosophy right now and go grab a box of grape swisher sweets from the convenience store? Is anyone stops you, use your big strong muscles.

I insist :^)

[Anonymous No.5764672]

>>5764667
Doesnt matter how strong you are, you arent going to defend yourself against several men. or even one with a knife with nothing but your fists. Or if someone breaks into your home with a gun.

What if you were out and saw someone being robbed or raped at gunpoint. You can't really defend them against that without a gun. You also lose any surprise if you try to approach them and physically attack them

Its actually pretty unmanly not to do everything you can to prepare to defend yourself and others by any means.

[Anonymous No.5764675]

>>5764671

Now you're equating manliness with criminality in an attempt to make a strawman distraction.

>>5764672

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhxDnF_SW6k

[Anonymous No.5764677]

>>5764675
excellent cherry picking

[Anonymous No.5764678]

>>5764675
>must become ufc to be manly

you are ridiculous, I'll bet you're a neckbeard living in a fantasy world.

gr8 b8 m8

[Anonymous No.5764682]

>>5764675
You're equating manliness - not just that, but MORAL AUTHORITY - with being able to strong arm someone. Something that is literally the way ethicists shoot down arguments by accusing someone of believing that. It's such a joke, like moral relativism.

LAUGHABLY childish.

[Anonymous No.5764683]

>>5764677

Just an example of what being a man looks like. Guy trained in many useful disciplines and honed himself physically, leaving him able to deal with threats with his own person. You can't purchase manliness in a gun store, my friend. You have to earn it.

[Anonymous No.5764686]

>>5764678

[Anonymous No.5764688]

So I'm 5'5". Is /ck/ saying I have no right to be safe? If some 6'3" basketball American broke into my house and wanted to use my wife's anus as an ona-hole, I would be in the wrong for putting a gold-dot hollow point into his heart?

Thanks, guys. Lots of help you are.

[Anonymous No.5764690]

>>5764688

> Is /ck/ saying I have no right to be safe?

Just saying you have no right to call your ownership or use of a gun manly

[Anonymous No.5764713]

>>5764690
Well I'll wear a tutu and vote for Obama if that means removing negro from my premises, no matter what a bunch of ramen-eating plebs think

[Anonymous No.5764740]

>>5752683

[Anonymous No.5764743]

>>5764713

Sure, no problem with that. I just want these fat, beta gunphile neckbeards to stop acting like buying a gun is an instant "now I'm a man through no effort at all" deal. A gun is like paying someone else to fight your battles for you.

[Anonymous No.5764749]

>>5764743
A gun doesnt make you a man but having one is in no way like paying someone else to fight your battles for you.

My mom, sister, and girlfriend all have CCW permits and are well trained in using firearms. They certainly arent manly but are prepared to defend themselves or others if the situation arises.

I'd think a 'man' would want to be prepared for whatever life throws at them

[Anonymous No.5764754]

A manly drink is a boiler maker. A shot dropped into your glass of beer and you slam that fucker.

Welcome to America.

[Anonymous No.5764771]

>>5764749

>but having one is in no way like paying someone else to fight your battles for you.

How isn't it? Imagine someone getting in Justin Bieber's face and then he calls over his bodyguards to deal with the guy. A gun is the same thing. Of course it's useful and it may help greatly, but now imagine Justin Bieber afterwards saying "hell yeah, motherfucker! you shouldn't have messed with me! I'm a BIG MAN!" and that's what your typical gun nut is like. Defend yourself however you need to, it's just uncouth to take such an easy shortcut and then act like it reflects your own toughness.

[Anonymous No.5764782]

>>5764771
No one is saying it makes you tough or manly, its a tool(just like you).

[Anonymous No.5764788]

>>5764782

>No one is saying it makes you tough or manly

"Hey guys, let's have a thread about manly food and drink"

"OKAY, HOLD ON, LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF SOME FOOD NEXT TO MY GUN"

[Anonymous No.5764791]

>>5764788
manly men liking guns =/= guns make you manly

[Anonymous No.5764920]

Just going to point this out, manly men do not participate in the food and cooking section of an image board created to discuss anime, you(we) all lose. Even Vermont fag.

[Anonymous No.5764926]

>>5764920
/thread

[Anonymous No.5765069]

>>5754235
No its a famas

[Anonymous No.5765256]

>>5764406

the fountain pen looks like some kind of shit tier cartridge/converter crap anyway.

[Anonymous No.5765503]

[Anonymous No.5765631]

>>5765256
It's a Kawetco Sport. I like it... It's the pen that signed the "Final Solution"!

[Anonymous No.5765669]

>>5765503
Beautiful; how come I can't take such a classy pic of mine like that?!

Whatever

[Anonymous No.5765684]

>>5765631

really? not a meisterstuck or something?

gives a new meaning to "the banality of evil"

[Anonymous No.5765699]

>>5765669
Because it has better lighting and you know nothing of photography.

[Anonymous No.5765714]

>>5752523

[Anonymous No.5765719]

>>5765714
bahahahah

[Anonymous No.5766191]

>>5765503
I bet you stick those up your ass.

[Anonymous No.5766203]

>>5766191
Vermontfag pls go

[Anonymous No.5766214]

>>5766203
Here in Vermont we take real dicks. We aren't beta enough to think it unmanly or have to take cucumbers/pickles up pour asses in secret.

This is the problem with the world of today, you are all afraid of your sexualities. If you identify as a homosexual man you make yourself act like a dancing queer, and if you identify as a straight man you must never like males.

Why not take both? Claim that which is yours by right and privilege, stick your dick inside a woman, stick your dick inside a man, and assist another man with his pleasures too.

Do not just take an inanimate object up your ass like a woman.

[Anonymous No.5766219]

I am surprised this was not posted

[Anonymous No.5766221]

>>5765503
I have that glass

[Anonymous No.5766223]

>>5752523
The manliest think you can drink and eat is a nice thick slab of venison, smoked over a grill and eaten as rare as you can stand, and a nice flask of scotch.

[Anonymous No.5766629]

>>5756085
I see Glenlivet and Blue/Black label in the background and Royal Lochnagar in the foreground
The bottle that the redhead is holding looks neat , anyone know what it is?

[Anonymous No.5766868]

>>5766219
This is amazing.