/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5739695]

I came here thinking it would actually be about cooking but it turns out this is basically /b/ with recipes so I thought I would show you the recipe for /ck/ and share my favorite food

recipe for /ck/
600+ reddit to 4chan newfagz (add more if needed)
400+ /b/tards looking for a coolmeme and newfagz to shrek.
7000 gallons of the blood of deceased female Chinese babies
3 squirts from Obamas dick
and finally the shavings of the finest neck beard.

my favorite food is beef asparagus

pic related to this recipe

bacon (in my case turkey bacon)
brown sugar

put bacon on thing
put sugar in bacon
12 min on 350
flip 12 or less min on 350 check that shit
cool and shit
eat

[Anonymous No.5739708]

>>5739695
>bitches about /ck/ not being about real food
>post artificial smoke flavored pressed turkey

[Anonymous No.5739719]

>>5739708
that's fucking real you autistic fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.5739724]

dude I was just making sure it followed the posting rules so I didn't get banned again jessuuss

[Anonymous No.5739729]

>>5739724
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.5739734]

>>5739729
lol faggot raged

[Anonymous No.5739741]

>>5739734

[Anonymous No.5739749]

>>5739719
No its not, have you even eaten a whole turkey? there isnt a part that looks like that

[Anonymous No.5739944]

>>5739749
dude can you fucking read I didn't say anything about that

[Anonymous No.5739952]

>>5739944
you said it was real

[Anonymous No.5740088]

>>5739952
once again did you even read you gay bastard

[Anonymous No.5740094]

>>5739952
>meat analogue doesn't real