/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5737446]

ITT: YLYL Food Edition

[Anonymous No.5737449]

[Anonymous No.5737450]

[Anonymous No.5737451]

[Anonymous No.5737455]

ITT: Reddit

[Anonymous No.5737456]

[Anonymous No.5737458]

[Anonymous No.5737462]

[Anonymous No.5737479]

>>5737462
graaar

I didn't know this was a rage thread.

[Anonymous No.5737485]

>>5737462
M&M's are deadly weapons when mixed with reeces pieces, ban assault M&M's

[Anonymous No.5737500]

Please go back to whatever shithole you came from (/b/, leddit, 9fag) and stay there.

[Anonymous No.5737522]

>>5737449
fuck

[Anonymous No.5737524]

[Anonymous No.5737525]

>>5737462
>like M&Ms and Skittles

I don't see what's so bad about this

[Anonymous No.5737532]

>>5737524
I want to report this. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.5737539]

[Anonymous No.5737542]

[Anonymous No.5737547]

[Anonymous No.5737549]

[Anonymous No.5737551]

>>5737549
I fucking love Ken M. Do you have more?

[Anonymous No.5737552]

[Anonymous No.5737557]

>>5737542
>Albuquerque
It seems that every time my city gets mentioned it's always in /ck/

[Anonymous No.5737558]

>>5737557
Also in Weird Al songs

[Anonymous No.5737563]

>>5737558
Fuck weird Al.
Chingo Bling is the parody king.

But seriously, it's kind of weird. I guess it's our obsession with food

[Anonymous No.5737586]

>>5737449
HAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAGHHAHAARSNGBXJRTFDVSX5TRFGR4 65FC

[Anonymous No.5737594]

>>5737547
That is just awesome if it's true

[Anonymous No.5737599]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

[Anonymous No.5737611]

>>5737594
Why would it be true?

[Anonymous No.5737624]

>>5737563

Also it rhymes with 'turkey'

[Red dinosaur No.5737632]

>>5737458
Best interrogation ever

[Anonymous No.5737646]

>>5737446

bump

[Anonymous No.5737656]

>>5737632
sounds like a fetish to me
eating cereal out of another person

[Anonymous No.5737657]

i'll post a few

[Anonymous No.5737662]

>>5737657

[Anonymous No.5737670]

[Anonymous No.5737671]

>>5737662

[Anonymous No.5737678]

>>5737671

[Anonymous No.5737680]

>>5737678

[Anonymous No.5737687]

>>5737680

[Anonymous No.5737697]

>>5737687

[Anonymous No.5737702]

[Anonymous No.5737708]

[Anonymous No.5737710]

[Anonymous No.5737715]

[Anonymous No.5737718]

[Anonymous No.5737722]

Last one.

[Anonymous No.5737723]

>>5737697
>>5737687
>>5737680
>>5737678

What the fuck mang

[Anonymous No.5737725]

>>5737723
it's good shit

[Anonymous No.5737752]

[Anonymous No.5737753]

[Anonymous No.5737754]

>>5737551
http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.5737758]

[Anonymous No.5737760]

[Anonymous No.5737763]

>>5737678
>>5737680
>>5737687
>>5737697

[Anonymous No.5737764]

>>5737524
>man is cured of his homosexuality
good. one less person obama, hillary, and monsanto have under their satanic clutches

[Anonymous No.5737768]

[Anonymous No.5737770]

[Anonymous No.5737788]

>>5737456
I remember that shit. Amazing Race, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.5737819]

>>5737697
that escalated quickly

[Anonymous No.5739089]

>>5737524
wgats going on here

[Anonymous No.5739111]

>>5737670
>filename

I don't get it

[Anonymous No.5739126]

>>5737542

lost. i'm in tears.

[Anonymous No.5739129]

>>5737770
That's genius

[Anonymous No.5739155]

>>5737770
>not using an ipad as a cutting board
what are you, poor?

[Anonymous No.5739196]

>>5737539

[Anonymous No.5739245]

>>5737524
MODS

[Anonymous No.5739250]

>>5737662
wheres the funny

[Anonymous No.5739259]

>>5737723
GOMAD
not even once

[Virginia (southern gentleman) No.5739354]

>>5737725
I am laffin

[Anonymous No.5739363]

[Anonymous No.5739369]

>>5737449
kek/10

[Anonymous No.5739370]

>>5737524

[Anonymous No.5739395]

>>5737657
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.5739409]

>>5737524
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.5739423]

>>5737547
Yeah fraud is so hilarious

[Anonymous No.5739431]

>>5737599
I'm fucking dying

[Anonymous No.5739450]

>>5737456
I laughed after just seeing the thumbnail and remembering that .gif

[Anonymous No.5739473]

>>5737547
This is actually pretty sad that the KFC employee finds pleasure in harrassing the mentally handicapped, and the whole manager part literally made no sense.

[Anonymous No.5739475]

>>5739363
what the even heck

[Anonymous No.5739524]

>>5737670
wud fug asian

[Anonymous No.5739637]

>>5737718
>>5737715
>>5737710
>>5737708
>>5737702
>>5737722
idk where these are from or what they even are but by god i love them. I love them so much.

[Anonymous No.5739663]

>>5737500
>>5737455
In case you didn't know, Reddit uses a karma-based system to force people to stay on topic. 4chan does not.

[Anonymous No.5739689]

>>5739363
blue board, faggot

[Anonymous No.5739694]

>>5739363
Is it weird that I find this kinda hot?

[Anonymous No.5739755]

>>5739694
I don't know what's more fucked up: that this is a thing, or that whoever made this infograph showed her face in the pictures and has more or less jeopardized her chances at a legitimate career.

[Anonymous No.5739765]

>>5739694
Yes. Seek help immediately. Being completely serious.

[Anonymous No.5739811]

>>5739765
So if given the chance you wouldn't stuff marshmallows up a cute ginger girl wearing glasses ass, put a diaper on her and watch her try to not poop?

[Anonymous No.5739821]

>>5739811
>cute ginger girl wearing glasses
She looks autistic, and that kills ANYTHING she has going on for her.

[Anonymous No.5739823]

>>5739811
>girl

[Anonymous No.5739825]

>>5739823
Honestly, even if that's the case, gender is the least of my worries. Everything else is just fucked up.

[Anonymous No.5739841]

>>5739821
>She looks autistic
That is a huge turn on for me, I'm "nerdy" but not autistic. The thought of a crazy, unhinged girl really turns me on. She seems more insane than autistic anyway, but that too only serves as a turn on. The marshmallow and diaper stuff is a turn off, but not enough to offset the turn ons.

[Anonymous No.5739854]

>>5739841
I can't make you stop, but I'd like it if you stopped talking about your fetishes.

[Anonymous No.5739855]

>>5739841
>She looks autistic
>That is a huge turn on for me

[Anonymous No.5739856]

>>5739694
>>5739811
>>5739821
>>5739841
She's a weird diaper tranny who was on My Strange Addiction. Seek help.
>>5739825
>gender
It's sex, not gender. And it's a boy.

[Anonymous No.5739859]

>>5739855
>not wanting a drooling crazy cunt to bite your dick off

[Anonymous No.5739872]

>>5739859
>wanting a gross flat tranny with 5head and thin hair and a disturbingly deep voice in a diaper to even go near you
>not wanting a superior Brazilian shemale or Thai ladyboy

[Anonymous No.5739875]

>>5739856
That one on My Strange Addiction looks different. Can anyone confirm this girl is a trap? Being a dude is the only thing that can counter-act my turn ons because I can't jerk it to a tranny who poses as a girl.

[Anonymous No.5739885]

>>5739875
OH FUCK, IT IS A TRANNY! My hard-on is fucking ruined. Maybe I should search for pics of real girls that look like that.

[Anonymous No.5739886]

>>5739811
That's a well known tranny, fag.

[Anonymous No.5739887]

>>5739875
His name is Riley Kilo because he's an unoriginal gross diaper boy who can't think of a porn name that doesn't rip off Kiley Rilo

Google him and you'll find his porn site

And it's the same dude from MSA, I promise you.

[Anonymous No.5739891]

>>5739811
>if given the chance you wouldn't stuff marshmallows up a cute ginger girl wearing glasses ass, put a diaper on her and watch her try to not poop?
No, but I would pay money to watch someone discharge a full-sized whipped cream dispenser into the same orifice.

[Anonymous No.5739930]

>>5739872
I'd actually prefer a black tranny

[Anonymous No.5739934]

>>5739887
I want to cry now. He/she looks a lot more feminine in the marshmallow picture. Upon closer view I can now see what appear to be testicles. What am I supposed to fap to now?

[Anonymous No.5739947]

>>5739930
Pig disgusting.
>>5739934
Why would he be covering his balls in the first place? If he was a girl he'd have no reason to cover his pussy.
Just fap to autistic girls since that's your weird thing.

[Anonymous No.5739962]

>>5739947
I can't find any pictures that please that fetish. Not going to bother asking /r/ either. Back to Candy Crush I guess since I can't sleep a fucking bit. Or I can start a food-related thread on /ck/ and avoid the trannies this time.

[Anonymous No.5739964]

I've never seen a shittier thread....

[Anonymous No.5739967]

>>5739964

[Anonymous No.5739971]

>>5739962
Sign up for OkCupid and just search for "anime" or "cosplay" or "doctor who" or "Sherlock" or "pansexual polyamorous" or "orange is the new black" and you'll find a million autistic girls to wank over.

>tfw sperg girls think polyamorous is a word
>tfw no one understands you can't mix Greek and Latin roots
I hate my generation so much

[Anonymous No.5739973]

[Anonymous No.5739975]

>>5739971
Bonus points if they say they love tattoos and have facial piercings/that fucking bull ring nose piercing
That's basically having your forehead tattooed with the words "I'm mentally unbalanced"

[Anonymous No.5739977]

>>5739971
I forgot Doctor Who is a literal gold mine for girls I like. I literally want to thank you for reminding me of that.

[Anonymous No.5739980]

>>5739975
Why does every vegan have tattoos or piercings?

[Anonymous No.5739981]

>>5739856
Oh fuck, I saw that episode.

I retract my marshmallow fetish

[Anonymous No.5739982]

>>5739977
Doctor Who is the easiest way to spot a social reject with zero sense of self-awareness. As soon as I read a profile that says Doctor Who it's an automatic deal breaker and I close the page.

[Anonymous No.5739984]

>>5739980
Think of it as a lion's roar or an elephant's trumpet. It's a warning to stay far away.

[Anonymous No.5739986]

[Anonymous No.5739988]

>>5739971
The trade off is that they all have the attitude teenage girls have. The one where they think they're super unique, thinking they can substitute a hipster attitude for actually being interesting.
Good on you if you like/can deal with that though. They're usually really skinny and attractive

[Anonymous No.5739989]

>>5739982
That kind of shit is a huge turn on for me. I knew a girl like that but I got turned off when she majored in anthropology. At that point, something in my brain marked her as "fake" and now I don't communicate with her anymore. My list of turn ons and turn offs is very long and very strange, not even fetishes but little nitpicking stuff. I don't have high standards for appearance, I am more obsessed with personality traits and behavior.

[Anonymous No.5739994]

How about a joke?

How do you tell if somebody is vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll make sure you know.

[Anonymous No.5739997]

>>5739989
It's okay to have standards. If something is a turn off, you can't help it.

[Anonymous No.5739998]

>>5739988
>I'm a staunch feminist bent on smashing the patriarchy. I love cats, tattoos, piercings, dying my hair, and British television. I'm also a polyromantic pansexual, but OkCupid doesn't have the option for that. I take Wicca seriously and my sign is Cancer.
>wears thick framed glasses
>wears cardigans
>fucking chest tattoo
>bull ring piercing
They're the kind of people I want to pummel to death with a manhole cover. I wish I could just date a stable, sane 40 year old cougar.

[Anonymous No.5740000]

>>5739998
>I also want to major in psychology
Into the fucking trash she goes

[Anonymous No.5740005]

>>5739997
>superfat

[Anonymous No.5740007]

>>5739998
>cardigans
I'm okay with this. Tattoos or any piercings outside of the ear are just a turn off though, I lose all interest. Fucking sucks when one of you posts this attractive girl, I go find more pics, and it turns out she had a nose ring on the other side or the stupid stud.

[Anonymous No.5740008]

>>5737708
>>5737710
>>5737715
>>5737718
>>5737722

Add this one to your collection

[Anonymous No.5740009]

>>5739997
>original sin
>man
>original sin
My sides

[Anonymous No.5740010]

>>5739998
>stable, sane 40 year old cougar.
About 1/20 women are sane, that mostly just means they hold back their crazy.

[Anonymous No.5740013]

>>5737708
>tfw lost ID so can't purchase vinegar husbands
Replacement should be here next tuesday.

[Anonymous No.5740017]

>>5740007
I'm fine with bellybutton piercings, not other than that or ears is a dealbreaker. Some girls could be cute if they didn't mutilate themselves.
>>5740010
When I say stable and sane, I just mean an older, more mature woman who doesn't have tattoos or piercings and will spit in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.5740019]

>>5740017
>not other
But other*
Also gauges/stretched ears are fucking hideous and should be punishable by death unless you're a 60 year old Indonesian woman

[Anonymous No.5740022]

>>5740019
While they are gross, rarely clean and only dumb people get them, I'm glad they only date other people with gauges. The chicks I was interested in in high school are the ones who have too many tattoos and piercings nowadays, now I'm attracted to the girly girls who wouldn't talk to me.

[Anonymous No.5740028]

>>5740022
I watch too much porn to be attracted to people on top of the fact that I loathe everyone in my age group for buying into this fucking "body art" "muh womyn" "non-binary they and them pronouns" "genderqueer feminist" bullshit. I probably sound so edgy but I truly fucking hate everyone around me.

[Anonymous No.5740032]

>>5739986
I tried to find the source of this because I thought it was fucking hilarious. Then I actually found it, and it was a lot less funnier with sound.

What the hell are webms doing to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk

[Anonymous No.5740034]

[Anonymous No.5740038]

>>5739994
>food jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
>A quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
>You can't marmalade a cock down your throat.

[Anonymous No.5740040]

>>5740038
>quarter pounder with cheese
I gagged, then I laughed

[Anonymous No.5740042]

>>5740034
Is this a fetish?

[Anonymous No.5740043]

>>5740034
I realize the vomit is probably fake, but how did they make so much of it come out and have it look somewhat realistic?

[Anonymous No.5740055]

>>5740043
I think like scat porn they prepare for it but i don't know man

[Anonymous No.5740062]

>>5740040
Three couples are having breakfast at a hotel dining room. They come from Canada, the US, and Australia.

The Canadian husband says to his wife, "Could you please pass the honey, Honey?" The Canadian wife lovingly obliges.

The American husband says to his wife "Sugar, may I please have some sugar?" They too, lovingly display their affection.

The Australian husband, not wanting to be outdone by them, turns to his wife. Wanting everyone to hear how affectionate he is, he loudly yells "QUIT HOGGIN' ALL THE BACON, YOU FUCKIN' PIG!"

[Anonymous No.5740064]

>>5740062
I read that in Russel Crowe's voice

[Anonymous No.5740065]

>>5740062
>Australian
>calling her a pig instead of a cunt
Sorry but that one just didn't work

[Anonymous No.5740067]

>>5740043
>Drink a bunch of the "fake vomit"
>So much so that your stomach can't hold it in any longer
>Induce gag reflex

Not hard, faggo.

[Anonymous No.5740069]

[Anonymous No.5740072]

>>5740069
I really, REALLY like this pic. Mind if I save it?

[Anonymous No.5740074]

>>5740072
Go ahead, it's all yours, friend.

[Anonymous No.5740075]

>>5740069
I really like this picture.

[Anonymous No.5740076]

[Anonymous No.5740096]

>>5740065
Three construction workers are taking a lunch break.

The white guy opens his lunchbox, and yells "Goddammit, another sandwich! I am sick and tired of sandwiches! If I ever have another sandwich for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this fucking building!"

The Chinese guy opens his lunchbox, and yells "Fried rice again? It's been nothing but fried rice for me all month long! If I ever get fried rice again, I'm jumping off this building!"

The Mexican guy opens his lunchbox, and yells "Ayeayeaye! Another pinche burrito! Goddammit homes, if I ever see a burrito again, I'm jumping off this building, puto!"

The next day, they were at work, and it's lunchtime again.

The white guy opens his lunchbox. There's a sandwich inside. The white guy jumps off.

The Chinese guy opens his lunchbox. There's fried rice inside. The Chinese guy jumps off.

Lastly, the Mexican guy opens his lunchbox. There's a burrito inside. The Mexican guy jumps off.

Because of this incident, these men's wives were contacted to inform them of their deaths. The Chinese wife and the Mexican wife were visibly shaken, and were cursing themselves for not making something different.

Meanwhile, the white wife was calm throughout the whole thing. The Chinese wife and the Mexican wife ask the white wife how she can be so calm and level-headed about what just happened.

"My husband makes his own lunch."

[Anonymous No.5740102]

>>5740096
Why don't the construction workers just trade lunches? I never got that part of the joke.

[Anonymous No.5740106]

>>5740096
I remember reading this in one of my old joke books when I was a kid. Forgot how it ended. Thanks for the nostalgia

[Anonymous No.5740107]

>>5740102
It's called non-sequitur humor. The buildup has you expecting something, but the punchline is something totally different.

[Anonymous No.5740114]

>>5740107
That doesn't change the fact that they could have still traded meals.

[Anonymous No.5740115]

>>5740114
>I'm too autistic to understand jokes
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.5740122]

>>5740115
I understand the joke, it's really old. I'm just pointing out the illogical part of it that has nothing to do with the humour.

[Anonymous No.5740124]

>>5740122
>a depressed, suicidal construction worker decides to kill himself
>his colleagues who have no variety in life decide to join him
The entire point is that their wives didn't know how sick and tired they were of the same routine. Even if they traded lunches they'd still have the same thing the next day.

>illogical joke

Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.5740126]

>>5740124
I understand the entire point, they could still trade lunches and have variance in their meals.

[Anonymous No.5740128]

>>5740126
A couple goes to see a marriage counselor. They just lost that spark in their love life. They're no longer as intimate as they used to be, and their marriage is falling apart.

The counselor advises them to spice up their sex lives. To list a few examples, he suggested playing ring toss with donuts and the husband's penis, or playing skee-ball with blueberries and the wife's vagina.

So the couple try this out. They've had the best sex of their life, and they come back the next day to thank the counselor for saving their marriage. The counselor is very pleased to hear the positive results.

Then the counselor sees his next clients: this time, the wife of the couple has been cheating on her husband because he wasn't "man enough" for her, but he doesn't want their marriage to end over this incident, so he wanted to see the counselor.

So the counselor suggested spicing up their sex lives, since it worked so well with his previous clients. He recommended playing ring toss with Cheerios and the husband's penis, and playing skee-ball with apples and the wife's vagina.

[Anonymous No.5740132]

>>5740069
I really really like that picture, OK if I save it too?

[Anonymous No.5740133]

>>5740126
The variance would be gone after two days if all they have is a sandwich, a burrito, and fried rice.

Like how could I make this any clearer

[Anonymous No.5740137]

>>5740128

[Anonymous No.5740138]

>>5740128
every repost is a repost of a repost

[Anonymous No.5740139]

>>5740128
>skee-ball with blueberries and the wife's vagina
Like a hotdog in a hallway

[Anonymous No.5740141]

>>5740107
I think that'd be more anti-humor than non-sequitur. non-sequitur is more related to surreal humor. Although a joke can certainly be all 3.

[Anonymous No.5740142]

>>5740114

[Anonymous No.5740143]

>>5737670
Holy fucking shit! I fucking lost it! Jesus Christ, that is fucking glorious!

[Anonymous No.5740144]

>>5740142
I'm pretty sure that needle is pointing that someone is running out of autism, going from 0 to negative 3

[Anonymous No.5740145]

>>5740141
No, anti-humor would be
>knock knock
>who's there
>the mailman! I need you to sign for a package
>thank you! have a good day

[Anonymous No.5740149]

>>5740144
>what are + signs

[Anonymous No.5740150]

>>5740145
>Why did the ledditor post the meme
>To get karma

[Anonymous No.5740153]

>>5740145
anti-humor is more of a blanket term for anything that is deliberately not funny. Your example is perfect still.

[Anonymous No.5740156]

>>5737524
prepare to be v&

[Anonymous No.5740157]

>>5740153
But the fact that he made his own lunch and still killed himself is the funny bit. It comes out of nowhere because you were expecting the wife to be sad over the loss of her husband

[Anonymous No.5740158]

>>5740145
That's not anti-humour.
That's a humour void, just no humour.
Anti-humour is more like
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the harsh reality that he was simply being held captive until he was the correct proportions to be killed and skinned, and would rather have the sweet release of a Minivan tire running over his head than to give his owners the satisfaction of making him a cog in the machine.

[Anonymous No.5740159]

>>5740157
When the wife's character is introduced, she's already non-caring. The joke is we are jesting over the stupidity of the blonde man.

[Anonymous No.5740160]

>>5740158
Anti humour is actually more like
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor

[Anonymous No.5740161]

>>5740139
get out

[Anonymous No.5740165]

>>5740159
She's clearly uncaring because he made his own lunch but since the first two wives were grieving one would expect the last one to as well. The joke is that we are jesting over the depressed suicidal construction worker.

[Anonymous No.5740170]

>>5740032
It was a good thing the webm was cut off before it got silly.

[Anonymous No.5740263]

>>5740126
Only an autist would over think a joke that much

[Anonymous No.5740272]

>>5740102
I know you are just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.5740337]

>>5739977
>not naming that picture "Nvidia"

also
>liking girls into doctor who
does anyone actually like doctor who?

[Anonymous No.5740343]

>>5740337

[Anonymous No.5740344]

>>5739250
I want to post pages from one of his cook books I was given....he has a salad thats just a stack of fired wontons with some carrots shredded over top...drizzled with an Asian sauce and mayonnaise of course.

[Anonymous No.5740346]

>>5740337
no everyone's just been pretending for the last five decades

[Anonymous No.5740347]

>>5740343
>list of people that "like doctor who"
>I wonder how many people actually watch the show
see, those are two different things.

[Anonymous No.5740358]

>>5740347
how do you like a show you don't watch

[Anonymous No.5740362]

>>5740358
If you're famous you can say you like something you have no idea what the fuck is, and then they give you money.

[Anonymous No.5740363]

>>5740337
I do

[Anonymous No.5740369]

>>5737657
...Well now I have to try it.

[Anonymous No.5740372]

>>5740362
>the bbc
>money
lol ok

[Anonymous No.5740395]

>>5739111
school starts a bit later, parent has to take the kid shopping with them, I guess?

[Anonymous No.5740410]

>>5740096
This was supposed to be on the one dumb blond joke about a man, it doesn't quite make sense as just a "white guy."

[Anonymous No.5740417]

[Anonymous No.5740422]

>>5737657
see:
>>5739395

[Anonymous No.5740428]

>>5739986
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS I WAS WAITING FOR THE FUNNY UNTIL THE END

[Anonymous No.5740432]

>>5740034
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAPAN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.5740433]

>>5740069
how the fuck is this funny and why is everyone asking to save it lol

[Anonymous No.5740457]

>>5740433
facebook old people

[Anonymous No.5740467]

>>5740457
wat

[Anonymous No.5740468]

>>5740467
someone have the screencap?

[Anonymous No.5740489]

>>5740433
stop being so new

[Anonymous No.5740494]

>>5737446
beta as fuck

[Anonymous No.5740495]

>>5739111
>>5740395
No no
I been hearing on the radio about how they're planning on trying to get public schools to adjust their school starting times half an hour later than currently coz kids aren't getting enough sleep apparently like it's the best way to tackle the problem.

>implying that'll stop kids staying up even later playing on computers

[Anonymous No.5740498]

>>5740062

It's supposed to be

"pass the tea, bag"

[Anonymous No.5740511]

>>5740034
...I'd eat it.

[Anonymous No.5740517]

>>5739989
it's your body telling you not to pass on your inferior genes

[Anonymous No.5740526]

>>5737768
Thats a bible

[Anonymous No.5740528]

>>5740028
Im so glad I havent experienced anyone like this yet coming from a small rural southern town

[Anonymous No.5740529]

>>5740337
tbh ive never seen an episode
it seems like girl sci fi

[Anonymous No.5740564]

>>5740529
It kind of is but I watch it because Ive already seen stargate, star trek, babylon 5, battlestar, farscape, andromeda, taken, Space A&B, sliders, x-files, outer limits etc

[Anonymous No.5740567]

>>5740564
>all that extra sci fi

what's sliders about
hipster cafe?

[Anonymous No.5740574]

>>5740567
Whats wrong with scifi

http://youtu.be/xU7147ouIBk?t=28s

[Anonymous No.5740580]

>>5739977
I'd be worried about toxic heavy metals being used as solder or in the coating in that case.

[Anonymous No.5740581]

>>5740574
When did I say there was anything wrong with sci fi?
Nice projection kid
nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.5740583]

>>5740581
you said
>all that extra scifi
and >whats sliders a hipster cafe
so it seemed like you didnt like it

How would it be projecting when I obviously watch a lot of scifi?

[Anonymous No.5740584]

>>5740567
Sliders is about parallel universes. The plot didn't go anywhere like most scifi though.

[Anonymous No.5740586]

>>5740584
It didnt have the story arcs that bab5 DS9 and farscape had but for a flavor of the week show it wasnt bad.

[Anonymous No.5740588]

>>5740583
i don't know what you kids do for your hipster cred these days

>>5740584
i'll give it a shot
wouldn't want a possibly good show to slide

[Anonymous No.5740589]

>>5740588
>kids
you the one thats too young to remember sliders

[Anonymous No.5740590]

>>5737451

[Anonymous No.5740592]

>>5740589
guess what predates sliders

[Anonymous No.5740594]

>>5737451
You must wait 3 minutes 43 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

[Anonymous No.5740596]

>>5740592
a lot of the other shows I listed

[Anonymous No.5740598]

[Anonymous No.5740599]

>>5740596
exactly

[Anonymous No.5740601]

[Anonymous No.5740603]

[Anonymous No.5740608]

[Anonymous No.5740612]

>>5740608
man
pie sounds really good

[Anonymous No.5740613]

[Anonymous No.5740615]

[Anonymous No.5740616]

a pimple cupcake

[Anonymous No.5740620]

[Anonymous No.5740625]

[Anonymous No.5740627]

>>5740620
>sauerkraut snowman
Jesus christ why is this so funny to me

[Anonymous No.5740628]

[Anonymous No.5740632]

[Anonymous No.5740633]

[Anonymous No.5740642]

>>5739155
I used all my iPads to tile my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.5740657]

>>5740337
I do, but I never mention it in conversation or Facebook or anything like that. A few of my best friends are aware, but that's it. I don't want to be lumped into the fanbase, same thing with Invader Zim and Courage.

[Anonymous No.5740660]

>>5740372
Your mom pays money for the BBC

[Anonymous No.5740661]

>>5739971
>tfw no one understands you can't mix Greek and Latin roots

Nobody's ever cared about that. This is English, the whore language that sleeps around. And it's the only one that will ever love you, so shut up and swallow.

[Anonymous No.5740670]

>>5740660
In bongolia they have to have a license to watch tv

In the United Kingdom and the Crown Dependencies, any household watching or recording live television transmissions as they are being broadcast is required to hold a television licence

[Anonymous No.5740671]

[Anonymous No.5740675]

[Anonymous No.5740677]

[Anonymous No.5740681]

>>5740613
christ

[Anonymous No.5740682]

[Anonymous No.5740684]

[Anonymous No.5740691]

[Anonymous No.5740693]

>>5740677
That pic is so much funnier without the bullshit text and comments

[Anonymous No.5740700]

>>5740682
I miss my friend's guinea pigs. They were pretty affectionate for rodents.

That said, I want to try guinea pig among other things.

[Anonymous No.5741020]

>>5740632
this would be a great drunk munchie food.
in any other state, I'd probably vomit.

[Anonymous No.5741026]

you guys are part of the most cynical community ever manifested, and you're unironically enjoying facebook posts.

[Anonymous No.5741043]

>>5740700
i have guinea pigs and they're so bro tier
they oink when i walk in the room
they love to be pet
and they have a fatty stuffed pillow they love to sleep on

[Anonymous No.5741066]

>>5741026

[Anonymous No.5741079]

>>5740677
I used to eat spoonfuls of margarine as a kid.
wasn't fat or unhealthy either. couldn't stand butter though because it tasted like unflavored fat to me.

[Anonymous No.5741105]

>>5740677

I ate a stick of butter once to celebrate passing organic chemistry.

As a 6 year old child, I decided if I was going to die, I would want to eat a stick of butter.

I dipped it in a chocolate mixture, and it tasted pretty good.

But dear lord did I feel like I wanted to die.

[Anonymous No.5741109]

>>5741066
10/10

[Anonymous No.5741135]

>>5737524
What is this im on mobile

[Anonymous No.5741145]

>>5737708
>>5737710
>>5737715
>>5737718
>>5737722

No matter what these always get me

[Yee get it No.5741148]

>>5737715
>tomatoes
>apple himmlers

[Anonymous No.5741151]

>>5740032

Man that really wasn't as funny as the webm, I thought she would say something like "toughen up, bitch" or I don't know. Oh well

[Anonymous No.5741167]

this thread fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.5741181]

>>5737456

[Anonymous No.5741198]

>>5740034

You know, I always figured the first thing on 4chan that would make me avert my eyes in disgust would be on /b/, what with all the gore threads and scat and animal cruelty.

Well played, /ck/

[Anonymous No.5741200]

>>5741167

[Anonymous No.5741206]

[Anonymous No.5741220]

>>5740633
what if he died like that?

[Anonymous No.5741262]

>>5740107

what does the joke have you expecting? i find it mildly funny but i'm worried i don't get it.

[Anonymous No.5741270]

>>5741262
That's because it wasn't very funny.

Although you were half-expecting them to swap lunches.

[Anonymous No.5741280]

>>5741220

[Anonymous No.5741307]

>>5740064
He's from New Zealand

[Anonymous No.5741319]

[Anonymous No.5741340]

>>5740603
Is that a fucking toy?

[Anonymous No.5741416]

>>5740034

Is it weird that I know to avoid that from the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.5741471]

>>5741416
Why would you want to avoid it?

[Anonymous No.5741482]

>>5740590
>putting icing on a hot cookie/cupcake
Is this supposed to make me rage or laugh?

[Anonymous No.5741489]

>>5740337
I was the one that said I was into girls that liked Doctor Who. I actually don't care for it personally but it seems I share other interests with girls who like it. It seems that it is the sci-fi show for girls. Male sci-fi geeks usually go for something else.

Also look at this funny GIF.

[Anonymous No.5741491]

>>5741319
what's worse is that the guy stays with her.

[Anonymous No.5741494]

[Anonymous No.5741500]

>>5741043
Holy shit dude. I had to bury my little sister's guinea pig a week ago for her. He died because his digestive system shut down after not eating due to dental problems. Even worse, I had to bury him with the pillow too.

[Anonymous No.5741524]

>>5737449
I laughed waaaaaaaaaay to hard at that

[Anonymous No.5741539]

>>5740495
Don't American schools start at 9 AM already anyway?
That's over an hour later than ours.

[Anonymous No.5741544]

>>5741539
8 in the SE

[Anonymous No.5741545]

>>5741539
i have kids in a us public school and they have to be there at 0730.

[Anonymous No.5741553]

>>5741489
yoshi?

[Anonymous No.5741554]

>>5741539
elementary and high schools start earlier, around 7:30-8

middle schools start around 9

it might not be the same everywhere but i think they do that to keep traffic down and to have enough buses

[Anonymous No.5741556]

>>5741491
Nope I refuse to believe somebody could be that much of a fucking beta bitch.

[Anonymous No.5741561]

>>5741545
My high school started at around 7 AM.

[Anonymous No.5741565]

>>5741280
>147 likes

[Anonymous No.5741573]

>>5741561
was 0745 when i was in hs. i think 8 was the latest start time i ever had in public achool.

[Anonymous No.5741580]

>>5739971
Most of the stuff you listed is borderline NORP stuff, only slightly nerdy. Doctor Who is the most promising, but still a very common interest, and tons of normal girls like anime. You'll have to dig deeper to find the kind of girls that he is interested in.

[Anonymous No.5741586]

>>5739962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKsjYiOlD0E

happy fapping
brought to you by /cgl/

[Anonymous No.5741595]

>>5737446
Pic kind of related, two of my friends just celebrated their two year anniversary

[Anonymous No.5741613]

>>5737599
holy shit

[Anonymous No.5741643]

>>5739971
>tfw no one understands you can't mix Greek and Latin roots

Television

[Anonymous No.5741656]

Based Nedroid

[Anonymous No.5741667]

/k/ sends their regards.

[Anonymous No.5741675]

>>5740661
care for a relevant quote?
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
- James D. Nicoll

[Anonymous No.5741677]

>>5739997
>white privilege hashtag

I could potentially handle the fat. But if she's a colored fatty, the deal's off.

[Anonymous No.5741681]

>>5737524
whoa buddy did you read the rules first

[Anonymous No.5741683]

>>5741043
>>5740700
Guinea pig is actually pretty delicious, if you ever travel abroad try it! You can pick the ones you want right out of the cage

[Anonymous No.5741687]

>>5741683
that would break my heart

[Anonymous No.5741697]

>>5741656
>Beartato lives there too
>has never seen the inside of the fridge

[Anonymous No.5741700]

>>5741697
Actually Beartato has his own house.

[Anonymous No.5741703]

>>5741066
im done

[Anonymous No.5741705]

>>5740615
i liek dat sign and dat restaurant who owns dat sign

[Anonymous No.5741712]

>>5740069
>>5740072
>>5740074
>>5740075
>>5740132
>>5740433
>>5740457
>>5740467
>>5740468
>>5740489
http://gawker.com/5883516/weird-internets-the-branded-facebook-world-of-bill-hitchert-chief-visionary-officer-of-bh-ideas

Inb4 gawker, I hate sites like that too but seriously, stop spreading this viral shit it was never real to begin with if you see idiots posting it report it for advertising not even joking.

[Anonymous No.5741715]

>>5741026
/ck/ is a different breed of anonymousness people

[Anonymous No.5741721]

An awful lot of these are /ck/-related.

[Anonymous No.5741724]

>>5740489
XD)>

[Anonymous No.5741751]

>>5741539
My HS started at 07:15

In New England, getting to a 06:20 bus in the middle of winter was pretty awful

[Anonymous No.5741753]

>>5740613
>>5740613
>roomate knocks on my door and informs me, laughing, that I need to see the kitchen
what a bro
And then he buys a new stove? That's really cool.

[Anonymous No.5741755]

>>5737599
The flute

the god damned flute.

[Anonymous No.5741783]

>>5741697
confirmed for being nothing but a casual reader

[Anonymous No.5741812]

>>5741539
School started at 8, but many extracurricular were at the asscrack of dawn. I just drove to school because I wasn't poorfag, but had to get my ass out of the house by 6:20 to make band on time.

[Anonymous No.5741895]

>>5740032
>Germans
>Humour

[Anonymous No.5741939]

>>5740661
I've dated a pansexual girl, and, being a Theatre worker, interact with a lot of the LGBT community.

Every now and again, if one of them is being pretentious, I use this as a trolling technique.
"I don't believe in polyamory."
"What? blah blah blah."
"No, it's wrong and perverse! You can't just mix Greek and Latin roots! You can be polyphilac, or multiamorous."

About half the time they don't get the joke, and think those are other forms of sexuality. My favorite is when their friend gets it, but they don't, and you watch the friend try and stop them from continuing the argument.

This is the closest I could find to /ck/ humor on my comp.

[Anonymous No.5741957]

>>5741939
clever

[Anonymous No.5741970]

[Anonymous No.5742032]

>>5741939
The fuck is a "pansexual"?
A transvestite?

[Anonymous No.5742038]

>>5740102

This, it's nowhere near as funny when the entire time you know the joke is going to end predictably but the premise is stupid to begin with.

>>5740115
>>5740263

Not appreciating a poorly thought out joke doesn't make someone autistic, I suggest you look up what the word means. I bet you're just gonna continue calling me autistic anyway though for lack of a better retort.

>>5740124

They could at least be on a 3 meal rotation, and surely there are creative ways to mix their lunches together. Or they could just buy lunch

[Anonymous No.5742122]

>>5740598
holy shit lol, is there an after?

[Whoremel Niggaroni No.5742243]

>>5741586
>be her
>have really fucked up physical and/or mental disability you certainly never asked for
>the most painful part is being ridiculed and insulted by everyone for ever, just want to have friends and feel like you belong somewhere
>get in weeabooism because japanese shit is cool
>go to a con, some of the people are so cool. they like the same stuff you do and seem so open and accepting. some of them have problems of their own that enable them to really empathize with you
>shit is so cash
>get made fun of by strangers on the internet engage in your hobby of choice to the best of your limited ability

>feels like utter shit man

this is the side of 4chan that really pisses me off. it's just unreasonably cruel and low. i really feel for that poor girl and i hope that anyone who laughed at this immediately felt bad as fuck about it.

[Anonymous No.5742338]

>>5741200
>tfw wife does neither well
what was i thinking

[Anonymous No.5742345]

>>5741565
>it's wrong to like a eulogy status

[Anonymous No.5742787]

Late to the party, but here.

[Anonymous No.5742869]

>>5740133
I see you Poe!

[Anonymous No.5743066]

[Anonymous No.5743073]

>>5741280
This is why I never want kids.

If I have kids, there is a good chance I will have grandkids. I don't want my grandkids doing any fucking stupid shit at my deathbed.

[Anonymous No.5743076]

>>5737485
I see why Skittles and M&M's are bad due to skittles un-predictable flavours and texture, but really> Reeses pieces with M&M's? chocolate and peanut butter doesn't seem as bad as it should be

[Anonymous No.5743080]

>>5739370
IS this shit real? Holy fuck, only reason I see this happening is if it was off topic, and just shit posted

[Anonymous No.5743103]

>>5737462
That's almost as bad as 'Nuts 'n' Gum' from The Simpsons.

[Anonymous No.5743161]

>>5737662
This really belongs in a cringe thread.