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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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She's back you guys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2eJ48e87Pk&list=UUW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA

>> No.5726112

>>5726091
is that the same girl?

>> No.5726147

>>5726112
Yep. An Internet-famous beetusaurus rex.

>> No.5726160

http://youtu.be/9n8jwLYOGIw

>Spicy Sweet Cabbage
>10% Spice
>20% Salt
>30% Sugar
>40% Cabbage and Water

>> No.5726161

I loved cabbage patch dolls

>> No.5726170

>Over cooked, grey, beef roast
>Canned green beans
>Mash potatoes probably loaded with butter and milk

It hurts to watch /ck/.

>> No.5726176

fuck off, you shit posting faggot

she has many legit good recipies, pleb, and unlike most useless youtube cooks she often gives tips about alternatives to ingredients to use in the recipies

>> No.5726198

>>5726176
tits or gtfo, sara

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5726523

>>5726091

>> No.5726557

What seems to be the problem? Just an average American gal making traditional American food.

>> No.5726569

>>5726557
youre on the 4chins

>> No.5726571

She should team up with that one dude who smashes down fast food in his car.

>> No.5726620

>>5726091
idk fat people seem so jolly

i don't mind them

>> No.5726624

>>5726620
cont.

and this: >>5726176

>>5726198
go to back to /b/

>> No.5726654

>>5726624
>go to back to /b/

Actually i'm from /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.5726695

op you seem intensely interested. chubby chaser or insecure thin bitch. neither is great but if forced to chose the fatter onr. shade in the summer, warmth in the winter and glad I love her.fMakeing love to a model thin woman is98 like riding a bike over railroad cross ties. and very self absorbed (I've had better better, me to ya cold bitch )

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5726730

>>5726695
Try proofreading your post you liquefied shitstain

>> No.5726731

>>5726091
OMG /ck/ likes her too?
(I thought I was the only one)
dat kitchen tho
so clean and perfect
I would eat ANYTHING out of her kitchen

>> No.5726751

Can we talk about the pixie cut?
I feel like she doesn't really have the face shape for it
It looks best with a heart shaped face, hers is more like an upside down light bulb

>> No.5726753

I fucking love reading the comments on her videos. Is that roast actually a moon rock?

>> No.5726762

>disabled by the video owner

shit, already?

>> No.5726794
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5726794

All them beans

Is the goddess of /ck/ dieting?

>> No.5726795

>>5726751
It makes her look like an inflated Laurie Penny. It's terrifying

>> No.5726800
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5726800

>>5726091
It's been known the queen of /ck/ has been back for a while

>> No.5726804

>>5726091
fatties need to burn

>> No.5726806

>>5726804
>implying most of /ck/ isn't fat

>> No.5726809

>>5726800
But I thought angie was the queen of /ck/.

>> No.5726815

>>5726806
>implying I wasn't including them

>> No.5726820

>>5726751
I was just not ready for this post.
Nicely done.

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5726823

>>5726695
CRG I LUV U

GET ME PREGNANT AND HAVE MAH BABIES

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5726825

>>5726147
>>5726170
>>5726523
>>5726198
>>5726804
>disliking simply sara
have you even tried her spiced chicken ginger lettuce cups you faggots?
fucking beautiful, add some brown sugar and cashews and it becomes one of the best tasting things ever
so many of her recipes are quite tasty, she does overdo her meat but that's just what her husband and herself have a preference for

>> No.5726854

Does she post on /ck/?

>> No.5726858

>>5726695
Only an illiterate fuck can lie to himself so badly. Thin girls are the best girls. I'd take the average Hollywood Actress over a chubster any day of the week. Also, fucking slim girls is way more pleasing, physically.

>> No.5726862

>>5726854
do they make mash style keyboards?

>> No.5726875

>>5726858
he's not saying he's into fat girls, ya dingus

also:
>not knowing CRG
>laughingpatricians.jpeg

>> No.5726909 [DELETED] 

>>5726825
I just hate fat people. Especially fat stupid looking women.
They smell bad, are full of germs, and have disgusting health problems.

Gross out ahead. One of the things she asked me about.
"What should I do if my pee is brown and comes out like a paste?"
I literally cannot get that thought out of my head.

>> No.5726913

>>5726825
>not disliking someone who doesn't have a neck on pure principal

It's like you WANT the fatties to win, Anon

>> No.5726955

her upper body is so strange...

>> No.5727010

Guys her kitchen is spotless and her plates and cutlery are positively gleaming. I can't hate her. I CAN'T. So clean.

>> No.5727016

>>5726875
what does crg stand for

>> No.5727027

>>5727016
google it lmao

>> No.5727084

>>5727027
I googled it and it is either racing go-carts or various civilian or military response groups dipshit. RG, rambling guy???

>> No.5727090

>>5727084

Search on the urban dictionary for it, dumbass.

>> No.5727092

>>5726170
Don't forget, she only let it rest for like 45 seconds before cutting into it.

>> No.5727096

>>5727084
rofl how dumb can you be

jesus

>> No.5727115

>>5726091
what the fuck, did her hair change midway through the video?
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>> No.5727118

>grinding the knife against that metal tong when she is cutting open her dried shoe leather
>that sound the poor knife is making as it cries out in pain

Fuck, how do people even remember the breathe when they treat their knives like that?

>> No.5727126

whenever i see her face i feel like someone is strangling me, i feel as if iam suffocating.

i hope i never find a husband that lets me go like that

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5727133

>>5726091
Imagine these two having sex? (At least trying too)

>> No.5727136

>>5727126
LOL THAT MEANS YOUR ARE A GURRRRRRRRRRRRL

XDDD :PPP:)))))))))))))00000!

>> No.5727139

>>5727133
they'd be happy as shit

don't deny it

they might be physically repulsive but they would be happy as shit with other couples envying their love

fuck you all.

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5727141

>implying you wouldn't suck on her tit

>> No.5727150

>>5726091
Attached earlobes 0/10 would not fuck.

>> No.5727170

>>5727141
>implying I wouldn't burn her at the stake.
bet she'd smell like pork

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5727171

>>5727141
>Thanks for coming over, Anon. What would you like to eat? ...A-Anon, my eyes are up here.

>> No.5727177

>>5727141
all that cat hair

>> No.5727189

>>5727177
I didn't notice that till now. haha
Just think, this person married. Someone willingly wanted to be with her for the rest of his life. Why

>> No.5727195

>>5727189
people are lonely. and desperate.

>> No.5727201

>>5727189
She makes her own Garam Masala.
I would marry any girl who could made her own Garam Masala.
Except, of course, an Indian girl...
>racism

>> No.5727203

>>5727189
Her and her husband seem like really sweet people so idk???
Have you seen her husband? He suits her quite well

>> No.5727211

>>5727203
Where can you see her husband? I'm so curious!

>> No.5727222

>>5727211
Mint mouthwash video thing

>> No.5727226

>>5727203
OMG you're right! They are the most perfectly matched couple! and they seem so sweet together!
Awwwwww...
>I'm so lonely

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5727230

I like her.
She seems like one of those down home sorta girls who'd find any excuse she could to cook for you.
You'd come home from work, and the house would smell like roast or chicken or whatever else she had going in the kitchen.
You kick off your shoes and sit down, and she hands you a frosty beer, and sits a giant, heaping plate of home made mac n' cheese and mashed potatoes and beans and bbq chicken in front of you.
>mfw i'll never have this because my gf is fucking skin and bones and hardly eats and doesn't know how to cook more than a hot dog

>> No.5727250

>>5727203
I just don't see how anyone would do it. It's such an alien concept to me which is why i'm so interested. If I couldn't find a decent looking girl, I would just be alone forever.
Just imagine them in the bedroom. How awkward is that?
>ok baby come here and suck my dick
Ok hunny (^: *puff puuf wheeze* lemme just get off the bed here...

then she carefully gets off the bed, then trys to slowly drop down and suddenly hits the floor with both knees BOOM, the tremor shakes him standing there with a boner, then it goes back down by the time she's ready.
>um never mind sweetie.
HOW DOES HE GET A BONER
I wonder if they have kids.

>> No.5727253

>>5727230
I like her too anon.
She seems to really like food.
Even though her food is simple it looks amazing
and that kitchen is seriously spotless.
I want that kitchen.

>> No.5727257

>>5727250
>It's not my preference so how could anyone else like it
shhhh

>> No.5727262

>>5727250
I don't think they would want you picturing them having sex lol
They're like Santa and Mrs. Claus
or your grandparents
You're not supposed to think about it
They just seem like nice people.

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5727270

>Mrs Dash

More like Mrs Plod amirite.

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5727284

>>5726176
>>5726557
>>5726695
>>5726731
>>5726751
>>5726794
>>5726823
>>5726825
>>5727010
>>5727115
>>5727141
>>5727203
>>5727211
>>5727226
>>5727230
>>5727253
>>5727257
What is wrong with you people
These subhuman trashcans have to be ironic. Nobody can possibly be this stupid and support this garbage.

>> No.5727285

>>5726091
ITT: some people are people and some are shitheads cuz theyre typing on anonymous american imageboard

>> No.5727292

>>5727284
>>>/b/

>> No.5727295

>>5727253
I think thats another reason I like her. Even though she's fat, she's not a slob.
Her kitchens for food, not a wastebin like other fatties and hoarders turn it into

>> No.5727300

>>5727284
I would much rather chill with Sara than you.
In a cozy kitchen, eating lettuce cups.
Entirely without irony

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5727305

>>5727300
>>5727300

>> No.5727306

>>5727300
you would until you smelled her.

>> No.5727312

>>5727300
too bad she is disgusting

>> No.5727330

In her citrus green tea video she says she's trying to cut down on sugar.

>mfw the next 20 recipes she makes all have a pound of cane sugar in them

Also her oven-baked corn chip chili gave me an arrhythmia.

>> No.5727358

>>5727330
That actually sounds kinda good... do you have a link to the corn chip chili anon?

>> No.5727368

>>5727358

She uploaded it just yesterday. Enjoy your heart attHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TajIqu5qxAQ&list=UUW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA

If you survive and decide to make this you have to give us pics of your experience.

>> No.5727385

>>5726091
She cooked the fucking beef well done. Fucking stupid amerifats.

>> No.5727391

>>5727368
Well naw that's just Frito Chili Pie...
(you must not be from the south I gather)
it's breddy gud

>> No.5727399

>>5727391
needs raw onion

>> No.5727401

>>5727391

I'm Canadian. I don't have a clue about half the shit she makes. She may as well be cooking on the moon.

>> No.5727405

>>5727399
oh and real Fritos

>> No.5727406

>>5726794
Brb push-ups and vomiting.

>> No.5727503

>>5727284
What's wrong cunt?

>> No.5727570
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5727570

is it wrong that i legitimately feel bad for these people?

>> No.5728126

>>5727284
if she was a skinny 4'10" asian girl (plus she can cook and seems pretty cool) you would be creaming your pants, you thirst ass nigger. go back to /b/

>> No.5728127

>>5727570
yes because they don't need your pity

they seem happy

why does that make you sad?

sure they're going to die soon of obesity but at least they're happy

are you happy?

>> No.5728128

>>5727570
It is noble to commiserate with the mentally ill.

>> No.5728134

>>5727284
grow up, manchild

>> No.5728136

From her videos it's obvious she's a pretty nice person but since she's fat HUURRRRGGGHHH FUCK HER SHE FAT SHE BETTER DIE LOL SO FAT AUGH EBIN 4CHAN LEEJUN. You're just shitty, really shitty people, that's all.

>> No.5728139

>>5728136
Fat people are shitty people.
If you had to live with one you'd know better.
They deserve what they get.

>> No.5728141

>>5728139
I'd rather live with 2 fatties than one dipshit like you, honestly.

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5728147

>she has a family that loves her
>you don't
I can see where all the hate comes from

>> No.5728232

>>5728126
Don't forget to add the raging final fantasy CoD turbonerd trait to her, thirsty betas love that shit.

>> No.5728240

>>5726091
mirin bulk

>> No.5728248

>>5728141
Well I do live with two fatties.
Enjoy not ever being able to use the bathroom because it smells so awful.
Enjoy having to drive your dumb as shit fatty to the ER because they have yet another fucking disorder you've never heard of.

>> No.5728253

She's still alive? Impressive.

>> No.5728373

>>5728141
THIS

>> No.5728388

>>5726091
Jesus christ. I...I'll be back. I gotta go for a run.

>> No.5728410

>>5726091
>frozen beef
>a tub of "mocha" spice mix (not even sure what that is...)
>cooked well done
>not using the juices to make a decent gravy

>> No.5728424

>>5728141
>>5728373
Because you're afraid I might light your fatasses on fire?

>> No.5728450

>>5728126
stop projecting

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>>5728424
Care to amend that statement dickhead?

>> No.5728478

>>5726091

>Mocha dry rub beef roast
>Rub mocha on beef and roast.

Thank you based sara. I would never have know how to rub powder on meat without your helpful video.

>> No.5728507

>>5728450
you don't know what projecting means, Billy

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>>5728475
>no timestamp
heh
>that jawline
>mfw

>> No.5728526

>>5728507
You're insinuating that just because something might be true for you it is for other people which is heavily laid in the quoted post. But please, go ask Merriam Webster what he thinks, chuck

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>>5726091

>> No.5728533

>>5726091
MOWKA

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>>5728507
Thank you tom
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen
This is Billy McKloski from Palm Springs reporting for NBC Sports of America
Twenty seconds to the start of the thirty-first formula race on a hot sunny afternoon here in California

>> No.5728613

She looks like a lot of people from the south. Nobody makes fun of her except edgy teenage badasses on the internet. I hope she continues on.