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5722573 No.5722573 [Reply] [Original]

Is there any laws about tricking vegans and religious people into eating meats or foods that they avoid normally?

What recipes would disguise the flavor of meat?

>> No.5722581

why

>> No.5722595

>>5722573
Are there laws about cheating on your wife/husband and hiding it from them?

Probably not in any western country but clearly the only reason to do it is because you're an insecure loser whose only hope of feeling good about himself for a few minutes is to lie to someone and try to humiliate them. Enjoy your lonely life.

>> No.5722603

>>5722573
Vegans, you could probably get away with. Religious people? Maybe not, I can imagine a jew or some muslim flipping pretty heavy shit if you intentionally feed them pork or something. Legal action MIGHT be possible in the West, you'd probably get straight up murdered in most of North Africa, Middle East and The New Muslim Union (formerly the EU).

>> No.5722605

>>5722573
i'm pretty sure you can get sued for that if you're in the industry, but in a home cooking environment when you're just like "hey taste this sauce for me. too salty? oh btw, that's got beef. tasty right" then you're pretty much in the clear.

>> No.5722613

>>5722605
Macdolans has beef in the fries.
Does that count?
What if it was pork?

>> No.5722629

>>5722613
if someone asked "is there meat/pork in this" and they said their wasn't, then you could sue. but they'd tell you that yeah it's fried in lard. you don't have to label everything as having meat or being non-kosher, but if asked you can't lie to them about what's in the food.

>> No.5722631

>>5722573

FYI, unknowingly ingesting forbidden foods isn't actually considered sin/whatever the jewish/islamic version of sin is
this sometimes leads to people just assuming all the meats in their, say, meatballs are fine for them to eat, and refusing to ask the contents because that would remove the doubt, and oblige them not to eat

>> No.5722635

>>5722613

not anymore it doesn't, specifically for that reason

>> No.5722640

>>5722631
What about for vegans?

>> No.5722646

>>5722631
Funny how they think they're gaming the system but by doing it purposely it's obviously a sin of omission

But they also have workaround for dumbass shit like not being able to use an elevator on certain days but it's cool if someone ELSE presses the button and you just happen to be standing in it

>religion

>> No.5722647

>>5722640
eating meat isn't a sin for vegans. tricking them into consuming animals products is just douchey

>> No.5722648

>>5722646
leave it to Jews to find a loophole to their own Judaism.

>> No.5722659

>>5722573
It would be fraud in certain contexts. Mcdonald's was successfully sued for selling beef tallow containing fries to vegetarians in india

>> No.5722684

>>5722635
Still has beef traces, just not cooked in tallow any more.

>> No.5722685

>>5722648
I think Judaism started as the first union. you can be a slave but you always get a day off and they can't feed you shit food.

>> No.5722698

>>5722685
B-but pork and shellfish are the best foods ever!
???

The kike union rep sold out his people.

>> No.5722711

>>5722573
Yes. Poisoning laws. And you'd better be extremely close friends with someone before you fuck with their food. Given the right circumstance, a knowledgeable lawyer can get you for poisoning someone, even if actual "poison" is not involved.

I would. So don't fuck with people's food, champ.

>> No.5722713

>>5722711

no way in hell that'd hold up in court unless they had PKU or something

>> No.5722725

>>5722711
true. especially if you were to fuck over someone on a gluten free diet, only to find out that they actually did have celiac, or if you thought someone was being kosher and they ended up having a shellfish allergy. honestly OP, it's just not worth the risk

>> No.5722750

>>5722711
How can meat be poison?
That is the craziest think I have ever heard.
Poison means it kills you or makes you sick.

>> No.5722761

I'm vegan and people have let me eat dairy claiming it was vegan, well I found out because I got sick not that long after. If someone has an extreme "diet" then they obviously have a reason behind their choices, to throw then off course and take down their pride is definitely shitty and means you have NO respect for anyone but yourself.

>> No.5722771

how would you feel if someone told you that the soup you just ate had some of their poop in it? it was boiled so you won't get sick, but you at their shit. would you be mad? would you seek legal action? should you be able to?

>> No.5722779

>Being a asshole "to make a point"
You sure showed them

>> No.5722783

>>5722771
You eat rat poops every time you have hot dogs or peanut butter.

>> No.5722908
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5722908

>>5722783
yeah ok that both answers my question and is super true

>> No.5722967

>>5722908
Oh and those Jewish hot dogs have rat poops too.
There is no excape.

>> No.5723103

>>5722750
It's pretty much poison for people with phenylketonuria.

>> No.5724022

>>5723103
Yeah I am pretty sure that barely exists if at all.

>> No.5724028

Angry Balls.
Angry Orchard and Fireball.

>> No.5724032

>>5724028
God dammit. Disregard, wrong thread.

>> No.5724045

>>5722646
I suppose you can see it like that, but I would think it comes from being polite as a guest. You know, like it would be offensive to ask whats in food offered to you and then refuse it, rather than being able to do the polite thing and just eat it.

Not how it would be used today probably, but I can see the intent behind it.

>> No.5724059

>>5722573
It's consider assault if you do it on purpose.

>> No.5724064

>>5722761
You are a vegan, nobody will ever respect you, get over it.

OP I think it's funny do it, I also think it would be more funny to not tell them and continuously feed them meat to the point they crave it and admit to liking it, then drop the bombshell in like a month or so. I don't really care about religious people or their retarded set of rules they set but veggies are annoying and deserve to be bamboozled.

>> No.5724121

>>5722711
Two thought scenarios:
One you tell someone you're allergic to meat when you're not. You lie about being allergic. They feed you meat secretly.

Or Two. You actually and truly are allergic to meat, but don't tell them. They feed you meat with out telling you.

Which of these can legal action be taken on, if any?

>> No.5724154

supposedly the reason Jews in America like Chinese food so much historically is that they could eat treyf with obscure names like "Five Treasure Rice" and chopped into unrecognizable pieces.

So, maybe something like that.

>> No.5724158

>>5724064
I like the cut of your jib anon.
Everyone else tonight seems like a PC knightbag.

>> No.5725182

>>5722595
yes there are actually. state laws anyway

>> No.5725202

>>5722698
Pork and shellfish are extremely dangerous to eat when you don't have the benefits of modern sanitation. Pigs eat human excrement and share a huge amount of dangerous diseases with us (though so do cows...) and a lot of shellfish near human settlements will eat the waste left by that settlement.

If you food catches poop disease, so do you.

>> No.5725211

>>5724022
It doesn't matter how rare the condition is, if you feed that person meat because you want to fuck with their diet in some misplaced sense of humor, you'll hurt them. To speak nothing of a range of other conditions that render people insensitive or totally intolerant to meat.

Why are carnivores so sensitive about what other people eat?

>> No.5725217

>>5724121

1) I don't think much could be done unless you really up play the allergy(i.e. saying you die if you eat meat). At that point a lawsuit really isn't worth it unless they have deep pockets. Still, you may have a reckless endangerment or worse suit.

2) It's on you then for not speaking up. A reasonable person doesn't have the expectation to ask every single person if something will kill them when it's a regular thing served in a regular dish. Even if it's abstract like minced shrimp in chili it the consumer should ask before eating. It's their job to protect their own life.

>> No.5725222

>>5725211

Because it's something that even an unskilled loser with nothing going for him can still take pride in.

No education? No income? No friends? Still a virgin? It's ok, you can still attack vegetarians on the internet!

>> No.5725236

Anything with Gelatin in it...

>> No.5725248

>>5725222
Fuck you.
Vegetarians are trying to change the food culture of my country.
I will fight them on the internet.
I will fight them in the street.
I will fight them in the restaurants.
I will fight them at the ballot box.

Veganism is the fastest spreading mental virus in america.

>> No.5725263

>>5725248
Everyone's choice has an impact on.... "the food culture" so maybe the proper phrasing would be "I don't like what they like and this devastates my sensitive little anus"

Maybe if you got a little fiber in your diet your colonic rings wouldn't be blasted out.

>> No.5725271

>>5725263
No. They are in league with Peta and want to take away all the meats.
Look at foie gras in California.
Maybe not today or tomorrow, but ten years from now there is going to be a full on war.

>> No.5725274

>>5725271
No, the carnists are in league with the reptoids who are farming us like in the matrix, MAAAAN.

Vegetables just want us to break free of the battery reptilian complex.

There will be war, but it will be under the sea.

>> No.5725280

>>5725271
This guy gets it.

>> No.5725285

>>5724154
American Jew here. No, it's because Chinese restaurants happen to have more of a "well at least there's no pork in this" option. Also the fact that they're more likely to be open on Christian holidays than other places.

>> No.5725288

>>5725285
tru dat
90% of the meat at chinese take out places is chicken

>> No.5725292

>>5725274
Laugh it up vegan scum.
I will never let my guard down and I will never be nice to you.
I will never employ you , extend credit you or rent you an apartment.

>> No.5725300

>>5725292
I'm not a vegan though. And you don't sound like you're in a position to be doing any of those things, but the fantasy is cute.

>> No.5725301

>>5725292
>Bragging about discrimination

>> No.5725307

>>5725301
Its totally legal to discriminate against vegans.
For now.

>> No.5725327
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5725327

>>5725301
I am sure you would do the same to some group you hated.
Would you rent an apartment to a member of the westburough baptist church?
Be honest.

>> No.5725333

>>5725327
This.
It's perfectly acceptable to discriminate against people with outlandish, mentally disturbed behavior. I wouldn't rent an apartment to or employ anyone who I knew belonged to something like Westboro Bap, Scientology, Veganism, Neo-Nazis, KKK, PETA, or any extremist organization. It's a sure sign of mental disorders.

>> No.5725349

>>5725202
That totally makes sense since the rest of the old world has had absolutely no history or pork or seafood consumption like western europe or east asia.

>> No.5725352

>everyone in the thread got so hung up on vegans that they failed to notice the OP image
>a lure
>bait
>BAIT

>> No.5725385

>>5725333
This may change though.
The way things are going vegans might become a protected minority.
This is why its important to vote.

>> No.5725408

>>5725327
I don't hate the WBC though. I don't think hating a hate group is useful. They want you to hate them. They want to be so outlandish and mean that you hate them and they get attention. I just feel bad for them. People that let hate rule their lives like that, it's just sad.

Anyway I'd rent an apartment to anyone who wasn't likely to cause a bunch of damage or legal troubles, hate groups or people I just strongly disagree with included. Money's money and it's not like I'm living with them.

>> No.5725415

>>5725408
You sound like wet blanket.

>> No.5725417

When I was in boarding school, my friends and I would always mix in some bacon bits with whatever my Jewish vegetarian roommate was eating if he ever got up to get a drink or anything, lol.

>> No.5725424

>>5725417
That's why he kept getting up from the table.
Free bacon bits.
Out flanked by the Jews again anon.

>> No.5725429

When I was in boy scouts, about 11 or 12 years old there was this faggy little vegan shit.
We'd always cook his veggie burgers in pools of grease from our real food.
His vegan bacon, cooked in the grease of our delicious sausage.
Fuck that faggot.

>> No.5725433

>>5725352
Well yes you faggot, but he also implied he wants to trick someone into eating meat who normally wouldn't.
AKA baiting them...

>> No.5725435

>>5725429
You probably saved that kids life.

>> No.5725438

>>5725435
I sincerely hope not.
We told him and he cried to his faggy hippy bitch mother and my mom took my fucking nintendo away for a week.
Fuck him.

>> No.5725439

>it would be hilarious to give peanut butter to someone with a nut allergy; r-right guys?

>> No.5725443

>>5725439
Well yes that would be funny.
Nut allergies signify weak faggots. Children should be put to death when that weak ass fucking trait is discovered.

>> No.5725451

>>5725429
>Not castrating him
>Not feeding him a healthy vegan diet
>Not beating him and spanking him every day to tenderize the meat
>Not fucking his willing virgin mouth and anus and dropping multiple loads in their every day
>Not ultimately ritualistically killing him and processing his carcass into delicious cuts of meat and sausage
>Not eating his flesh and pooping him out into a little grave dug in the woods to reunite him with mother Earth
Anon, you WILL NOT be receiving your Order of the Arrow sash. Now find me a broom to stuff up this scout's ass.

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5725452

>>5725439
You are missing the point anon.
But allergy is real shit.
Veganism and religious proscription are mental viruses that weaken our society.

>> No.5725454

>>5725451
What the fuck kind of troop were you in?
We went camping and shot guns and hiked and shit. We tied knots and made camp fires with super lame skits. Then I got my stupid little order of the arrow thing w/ the triangle in the middle or w/e... and started liking girls.

You had a very different experience.

>> No.5725458

>>5725454
nevermind, i didn't get that faggy triangle.
i got the 2 bars on either end.
doesn't change the fact, you had an odd experience.

>> No.5725468

>>5725452
People get over allergies through therapies and medicines.

someone who hasn't eaten animal products for a long time can develop an inability to digest the products and produce symptoms similar to an allergy attack.

>> No.5725476

>>5725454
>>5725458
Dan Beard Council.

We also went camping, shot guns, hiked, and so forth. However, we did occasionally, per the scout masters, have to tie up other scouts and offer them to the ancient Aztec god, Tezcatlipoca, and by that I mean we bound them up, slit their throats, and threw them in the campfire.

I won't bore you with these stories anon. What council were you in?

>> No.5725477

>>5725452

Veganism is beneficial because it brings attention to the suffering of animals kept for food.

Animals may not be us but we can appreciate that, as sentient beings like us, they may have the capacity to suffer all the same.

Animals do not have the means to vouch for their own interests to human civilization, so we must take it upon ourselves to set a precedent for appreciating their interests as sentient living things.

>> No.5725484

>>5725476
Aloha. Did Life Scout in like 2 years and got the fuck out when I was 12 or 13.
I still think about finding a local troop and volunteering, I really enjoyed my time.
I just got "too cool".

>> No.5725498

>>5725477
You have compassion and empathy for the suffering of animals. Good. Ochpaniztli is almost upon us. You will be taken as tribute to the god of my house, Cintéotl. Your suffering and tears will water my fields. May your ashes feed my crops. We must prepare you for the great immolation.

>>5725484
That's cool. I did that shit until I was about 14 myself. Then, you know, talks of ritualistically murdering me in honor of Tlaloc dissuaded me from going any further.

I know what you mean though. Good times.

>> No.5725504

why cant people just eat what they want?

>Hurrr vegans impede on muh meet rights
i hear more omnivores/carnivores complaining about vegans than vice-versa. im a vegetarian and i could not care less what someone else is eating as long as they dont force me to eat meats.

>> No.5725526

>>5722603
I'm a muslim, more or less, and I wouldn't flip shit. the most offensive part of it would be the fact that someone knowingly fed me pork to get my goat

>> No.5725527

>>5725504
Well we want to force you to eat meat, and because you're malnourished it wouldn't be hard to overpower you. Hippy faggot.

>> No.5725528

>>5725477
>Veganism is beneficial because it brings attention to the suffering of animals kept for food.


This is the virus. The belief that animal suffering is equal to human suffering.
This is a danger and corrosive error and must be fought tooth and nail.

>> No.5725532

>>5725528
Nobody said it's the same.
Just that sentient living things all have some capa for suffering that we can appreciate.

>> No.5725535

>>5725532
So why doesn't it bother you that other sentient animals prey upon each other? Often in excruciating, drawn out ways.

>> No.5725539

>>5725504
Yes, you are a weak sissy. As such, you shall live your life out as a temple prostitute at Tlachihualtepetl. Whereas you shall not want for fruits, grains, and vegetables. You will have to be fattened as in ten years you will be sacrificed and eaten.

>>5725477
>>5725532
Humans ARE animals. They taste great. Have you been eating plenty of nuts, grains, and seeds?

>> No.5725542

>>5725532
Animal suffering the way it is now is perfectly acceptable.
A little suffering so citizens can enjoy reasonably priced meat is in no way objectionable.

>> No.5725722

>>5725468
The worst they will get is an upset stomach. At that they would need to eat a large meat portion not just a fee bites.

>> No.5725891

>>5725532
Sentient does not mean what you think it means.

>> No.5725942

>>5725527
i get all my required nutrients from vegetables and dairy. even more. i can consume 30+ grams of protein in a single meal and very low in carbs, saturated fats and cholesterol.

id rather not eat meat and get otter-mode as fug that eat your shitty bacon and be chubby like 90% of this board

>> No.5726286

>>5725942
>i can consume 30+ grams of protein in a single meal


Most people don't count the semen from chugging cock as part if their dietary intake.

>> No.5726445

>>5722631
I remember once meeting a jew who made a big deal over whether the meat in pepperoni was pork or beef.

>> No.5726449

>>5726445 here, Forgot to add:
>on pizza
>with cheese on it

>> No.5726453
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5726453

>>5726445

I fucking hate observant jews and their dietary bullshit.

This is why I'm reluctant to admit to anyone that I'm jewish unless I know them pretty well already.

>> No.5726458

>>5725526
>to get my goat
Is goat kosher?

>> No.5726470

>>5722573
just cum in their mouth

>> No.5726474

>>5726286
you go chug some cocks too bro!

hahaha! i love the internet!

>> No.5726483

>>5722573
this is a troll thread and if OP is serious and intends to to this, they are terrible people that should be ashamed of themselves.

I mean, eat what you want in your life but don't screw with someone else's food.

>> No.5726496

>>5724064
nobody asked you for respect, simply asking you to not lie to me and screw with my food. don't be a jerk.

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>>5726483
People who take themselves so seriously that they would get upset by eating a little meat need to be fucked with.
You are missing the point.

>> No.5726534

>>5726502
No.
If you don't like dealing with someone's dietary bullshit, you say as much. They might call you an asshole, but it doesn't matter. They've made their choice, you've made yours.

What you do not do is childish food tampering.

>> No.5726549

I don't know about laws, but I know for a fact you'll be fired really fast from any food job if you pull off such a stunt and are caught.

>> No.5726670

>>5726534
Nope. That is not enough
Feeding meat really brings the lesson home and forces people to think long and hard about their silly food ideas.

>> No.5726741

a few years ago a family of Jews came into mothers day buffet at the restaurant, five minutes till it ended. they went through the line and we were out of roast beast. my sous chef, boss at the time, decided to give them pasticcio. they loved it but it was chalk full of ham and salumi.

>> No.5726750

I think desserts would be best.
You could honestly say no dairy then they would be totally off guard for the lard.

>> No.5726976

>>5726750
Even just an apple pie. Lard in the crust and you could be all "oh I forgot".

>> No.5727003

There's the unwritten "being an arsehole" law. If you don't want to cook for vegans then just tell them to cook their own food, then it is their choice.

>> No.5727030

Anyone else notice the thought proccess of some vegans/vegetarians is really fucked up about how non vegans or vegetarians eat?
Half the time it's like they think others are straight carnivores. I only have meat once a week or less but if I argue with a vegan apparently I eat nothing but meat.

>> No.5727046

>>5722603
>New Muslim Union
We prefer to call it the European Caliphate, thank you.

>> No.5727054

>>5727030
See now to me you are just an asshole vegetarian. Once a week is not meat eating.

>> No.5727111

>>5726670
>silly food ideas to get people over their silly food ideas

Are you are a conservative Christian who is anti-abortion? This kind of logic can only come from someone who doesn't believe in science or human rights

>> No.5727121

>>5725222
>No education? No income? No friends? Still a virgin?
this describes me perfectly

>> No.5727132

How would most of you react if someone replaced your favorite meat product with a completely vegetarian or vegan one and you were told it was real animal meat?

Honestly curious on this one.

>> No.5727187

>>5726496
nobody asked for your holier-than-thou diet that we are supposed to accommodate.

>> No.5727220

>>5727132

Assuming I enjoyed it and couldn't taste any difference that I would otherwise attribute to poor cooking?

Probably surprised and could care less that I was tricked into it. May become a regular item I'd eat depending on price and ease of access

>> No.5727236

>>5727132

I'd be impressed that they were able to disguise it, especially if it was a very meat-centric sort of dish. In the future I'd start checking to see if it was cheaper than the respective meat product that I would have used (sales, etc) assuming it was high enough in protein.

>> No.5727255

>>5727132
>Order a grilled ribeye
>get my plate
>its a grilled portabella cut into a misshapen oval/square shape
>WTF is this
>i-i-its a steak anon
>no its not
>it is a swear
>what is this red liquid
>blood obviously
>No bitch it tomato juice

>TFW i got 0-10 trolled by a vegan
>TFW vegans think myoglobin is hemoglobin

>> No.5727357

>>5722573
Why did you post a picture of softbait?

>> No.5727369

>>5727357
b/c its bait obviously

>> No.5727578
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5727578

>>5726670
Why is it silly to want to be healthier, reduce carbon footprint and not support the needless mistreatment and killing of billions of animals?

You're being seriously misled.

>inb4 appeal to nature, speciesism, etc.

>> No.5728074

>>5727578
>>5727578
There is no mistreatment.
Read the rest of the thread.

>> No.5728448

>>5727578
For a starter, its not healthier at all. Its a lie PETA has sold you.

>> No.5728519

If they were allergic to shellfish and you served them shrimp while assuring them it wasn't real and they died, you would likely be charged with murder.

>> No.5728557

>>5728519
No one is trying to feed food to allergy sufferers .
This is for vegans and religious zealots .

>> No.5728569

>>5727578
>needless
Bitch I need bacon in the morning, I love salami in my sandwiches and a lamb roast every Sunday with the family keeps me alive and happy.
Stop the moral stuff at least until we actually need to reduce animal farts or only farm hydroponics on space ships. I'm sure even then we'll grow meat somehow.

>> No.5728635

>>5728557

Are you suggesting that a vegan/vegitarian cannot suffer from allergies?

>> No.5728664

>>5728635

no he's suggesting you're missing the point and going off topic

>> No.5728676

>>5722573
I frequently feed things cooked in chicken broth to my sister-in-law's obnoxious vegetarian SJW friends. Especially the ones that claim that they'll have some adverse medical reaction to eating such things.

>> No.5728707

>>5728676
We need more people like you anon.
Way more.

>> No.5728708

Vegan here. I had to become one because I can't digest animal proteins. I've been in the hospital twice because dof this. Can't even eat chicken or beef broth. The pain in my gut is excrutiating.

Please don't trick vegans. Some of us can't help it. Thank you.

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5728715

>>5728708
Timestamped med records would be about the only way I would buy your bullshit anon.

>> No.5728741

>>5728715

*shrug* I throw up and my liver shuts down. Apparently it's genetic, but no one has ever really been able to tell me wtf for sure.

>> No.5728755

>>5728715
there's a tick called the lone star tick that can cause allergy to red meat in the people it infects

its really shitty and there's no need to make the victims feel worse anon

>> No.5728756

I remember maybe ten years ago some animal liberation types fed pork to sheep destined for Kuwait.

They figured that Muslims wouldn't eat sheep that had eaten pork and Kuwait being full of Muslims wouldn't buy the sheep. What they didn't realise is that these particular Muslims didn't give a shit if the sheep had been fattened on bacon they just wanted that sweet sweet mutton.

What they also didnt realise is that feeding meat to ruminants was illegal. There was at least one idiot convicted and fined. Then there was the law suit from the exporter seeking costs to cover shipping delays.

Moral of the story. Dont be a dick.

>> No.5728759

>>5728756
That is not the same because the dickheads did not own the sheep.

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5728763

>>5728755
Pretty sure that represents like six vegans on the planet.
Most are just assholes who need to be fed some glorious meatsies

>> No.5728764

>>5727578


That pic.
>Because sugar isnt vegan?

>> No.5728767

>>5728759
And you own the vegan you want to ham up?

>> No.5728770

I shove raw meat down vegetarians throats instead of being a passive-aggressive little bitch

>> No.5728773

>>5728767
No but I own the food I am offering him.
No ones private property is messed with.
Just vegan feelings and I'm hurting it.

>> No.5728808

>>5728708

A number of years ago I was a vegetarian for two years because eating just about any meat was giving me a diarrhea. After two years as a vegetarian, I gradually reintroduced meat into my diet and the problem never reoccurred.

>> No.5728913

>>5722646
>>5722648
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070915114317AACQASD
Someone told me the worked at a hotel in a predominantly Jewish area and had to turn on all the lights and the television and stuff for guests on certain holidays. Said if they didn't they'd just chill in the room with the lights off. Didn't completely believe it until now tho.

>> No.5728947

>>5725248
Check your privilege, cis scum.

>> No.5728955

>>5728947
I will not.

>> No.5729093

>>5722573
Why would you do that? My dad started pulling this shit when I decided to start eating vegan, adding in bacon grease to vegetable dishes that he never did before and things like that. I just stopped eating his food and he stopped once he realized he was just wasting food at that point.

It's a really dick thing to do, especially if somebody has been vegan for awhile, because eating animal products can make them sick at that point.

>> No.5729727

>>5726453
probably better to just say "i have jewish family members" since you're clearly not a jew, no?

>> No.5729731

>>5728741
that's hard living

>> No.5729732

>>5729727
>if he doesn't pick the pepperoni off his pizza and cheer at genocide in the middle east he's a "self hating jew"

This is what religious jews actually believe

>> No.5729737

>>5729732
i wouldn't know what jews believe about other jews

but i know i wouldn't think of him as a jew

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5730269

>>5729093
Its a really dick move for a son to start being a vegan pussy.
Gay is understandable and even fairly cool. A father can be proud of a gay son.
But a vegan?
I am glad I am not your father.

>> No.5730325

>>5727236
i have some TVP and half a serving of it is protein. and Seitan is wheat based and 75%-85% protein per serving. Vegan/Vegetarian can be insanely high in protein and extremely low in fats

>> No.5730329

>>5727236
also TVP, seitan, and tofu are usually cheaper per pound than mostly all meats

tofu at my local shop is 1.99$ per pound. TVP is 3$ for about 4 lbs of wet ingredient, 1 dry

>> No.5730334

>>5730329
whole chicken is only like 1.79/lb

>> No.5730335

>>5730334
>whole
what happens after you remove the bones and fat you dont want to eat?

>> No.5730340

>>5730335
make stock with the bones and schmaltz with the fat

>> No.5730346

>>5730340
do you actually do that every time though? if you do props for being resourceful.

tofu is more like buying breast. easy to prepare quick.

>> No.5730348

>>5730346
and, like breast meat, flavorless and dull

>> No.5730353

>>5730348
i disagree, tofu is extremely versatile, its just about the seasonings and marinades you use.

you can use tofu in any meal. breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, beverages. id like to see a chicken based ice cream or pudding. or a chicken-shake

>> No.5730359

>>5730353
>its just about the seasonings and marinades you use.

exactly why I said its dull and flavorless on its own

And I for one am glad ive never seen a tofu ice cream, pudding or shake(or chicken for that matter)

>> No.5730361

>>5730269
This over 9000 times.

In the heterosexual normal(carnivorous) community, gay people get much more respect than veg heads. If you have an actual medical condition where you can't eat meat I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but eating meat ain't one.

>> No.5730367

>>5730359
its not that bad.

i really recommend trying some vegetarian/vegan stuff sometime.

like the sofritas at chiptole, its fucking delicious and happens to be vegan(aside from any toppings you choose) you might be surprised if you go with an open mind

>> No.5730368

>>5730361
Actually, contrary to popular SJW vegan beliefs, nonvegans do not, in fact, eat a carnivorous diet but an omnivorous one.

>> No.5730371

>>5730367
I eat vegan and vegetarian food all the time, usually to compliment whatever meat I'm having.

>> No.5730378

>>5730371


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>> No.5730770

>>5730378
too spooky

>> No.5730774

>>5730378
how do i save that image?

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>>5730371

>> No.5731134

>>5730371
I like to take dry vegan pinto beans and cook them with a ham hock

>> No.5731141

>>5725271
This is the food equivalent of "they're coming to take our guns!"

>> No.5731805

>>5731141
But in the long run both are true.
Do you think rednecks will be allowed to have guns in 2050?
Do you think people will eat burgers in 2080?

>> No.5731886

>>5731805
In 2050 you will not even be allowed to drive an antique 2010 car on the highway .
Computers will drive not humans.
Everything is changing people.
Meat will be forgotten.