Eating hacks. I eat burgers upside down so that I don't have one flat bun and one fluffy bun. Top bun should be on bottom.

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Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:12:21 2014 No.5710656 [Reply] [Original]

Eating hacks. I eat burgers upside down so that I don't have one flat bun and one fluffy bun. Top bun should be on bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:13:29 2014 No.5710660 >>5710656 Okay dumbass, you eat it like that.

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:16:14 2014 No.5710671
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Back when I used to eat these salty things, I used to crumble them in the bag and pour the crumbly pieces directly into my mouth. That way I never had red/orange hands (depending on whether they were regular cheetos or red hot).

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:19:06 2014 No.5710678 >>5710656 oh.my.gawd. OP, you have changed my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:21:25 2014 No.5710683 File: 108 KB, 800x504, 94721160.dajus4Rw.Snickers3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I eat Snickers with a knife and fork. Because I was not raised on a barn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:22:17 2014 No.5710685 File: 41 KB, 400x267, hacking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Great tip OP, here is one of my favorite tips When I eat pasta I use a fork so I don't have to jam it into my face with my hands.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Tue Aug 19 19:23:28 2014 No.5710688 >>5710671 or you can pour some in a cup and eat with chop sticks

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:24:34 2014 No.5710689 I fold my pizza in half so I don't get grease and sauce all over the place. Turns it onto a cheese sandwich though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:25:31 2014 No.5710693 >>5710656 I prefer to blend my burgers with a rootbeer in a food processor and drink my meal through a straw. No mess and easy clean up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:25:45 2014 No.5710694 soup is really hot, right? try blowing on it first

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:26:54 2014 No.5710697 >>5710694 This is going to change my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:28:06 2014 No.5710704 If you microwave a burger upside down, it comes out better and at a more even temperature.

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:28:14 2014 No.5710705
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When eating a bowl of ice cream. I like to be a little patient and wait a few minutes before digging in. I like for it to soften up, just a bit. Then I beat the ice cream and whip it into an almost soft serve consistency. I don't like hard ice cream. They call it "CREAM" for a reason I say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:30:19 2014 No.5710713 >>5710705 this is why i keep my ice-cream in the fridge

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:32:41 2014 No.5710722 File: 26 KB, 468x319, 345664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I drink a beverage I like to bring the container closer to my mouth so I don't spill it all over myself and have to take a shower.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Tue Aug 19 19:37:47 2014 No.5710732 spend an extra couple bucks each week and just eat off paper plates and with plastic utensils to save time not washing dishes

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:39:04 2014 No.5710737

This isn't really a food hack or anything but if you combine good quality vanilla and chocolate icecream in a bowl, add some milk and turn it into a milkshake you get a really cool mix of flavor and texture because the vanilla stays more solid than the chocolate does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:39:29 2014 No.5710739 File: 1007 KB, 1600x1200, ribs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I make my ribs, since they are fall off the bone tender, I remove all the bones. Then proceed to devour the boneless, awesome, melt in my mouth ribs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:41:40 2014 No.5710743 >>5710739 Don't overcook ribs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:48:30 2014 No.5710762 File: 8 KB, 300x168, magnets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5710656 >Gravity, how does it work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:57:01 2014 No.5710779 >>5710685 man, this is the exact opposite of what I do. I omit the fork and use my hands so I can shovel the spaghetti into my mouth without having to bother with twirling. To each his own I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:58:14 2014 No.5710782 >>5710743 that's Bechamel

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 19:58:53 2014 No.5710784 >>5710683 >Seinfeld pls fo

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 20:01:43 2014 No.5710792 Whenever I cook a filet I use the oven for about an hour and then use steak sauce to make it juicy. This keeps you from having to worry about cooking it perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 20:04:04 2014 No.5710797 >>5710683 I bet you eat those M&Ms with a fucking spoon too, weirdass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 20:15:21 2014 No.5710830 >>5710685 >>5710779 I just use rotini or bowtie. Fuck long noodles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 20:16:07 2014 No.5710832 >>5710830 hands are very versatile

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 20:57:58 2014 No.5710950 [DELETED]

Well related to eating, I have a little thing I figured out myself. That mouth wash you're swishing with? It's cleaning. If you want you can spit it back into the rest of the bottle and it will be just fine and you don't have to waste it by spitting it out in the sink or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:02:22 2014 No.5710966 >>5710950 I do this at other people's houses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:03:29 2014 No.5710970 File: 37 KB, 400x400, Accent_Product.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I put MSG in everything, and everyone raves about my cooking. > tfw sneaking MSG into rubs > tfw sneaking MSG into home-made soups Shit is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:05:15 2014 No.5710976 >>5710656 i don't get it?

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:09:20 2014 No.5710985 [DELETED]

You don't have to wash your coffee cup if you like it the same way every day. Just put it into the fridge or some place you trust bugs not to walk into/onto it. The ceramic will build up a nice coating of your coffee over the years like a pipe will with a particular tobacco you only smoke in that one briar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:11:49 2014 No.5710993 >>5710976 Serious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:18:56 2014 No.5711007 I sometimes, turn food over so salt and other sauces are on the bottom. This way, my taste buds come in direct contact with the flavor, and I use less of whatever it is that flavors. Don’t know if it’s true. Heard some taste is derived from smell.

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:20:03 2014 No.5711012

>>5710656
What I like to do when eating live lobsters is that I take some cold butter, right out of the fridge, then I rub the lobster's little legs with it. I put it in my garden, where it can crawl around in all my delicious herbs and other such plants.
After a couple of hours, I take it back inside, break off the claws, then I take the cold butter out of the fridge again, remove my pants, insert the stick of butter into my anus, rubbing it around so I'll be lubed up nicely - and then I insert the declawed lobster into rectum, tail first.

I like to drink chocolate milk to this dish, I don't like white wine so well when I'm on acid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:25:21 2014 No.5711020 >>5710705 I eat "around" the ice cream, the melting part basically

>>	FLTHY CSUAL Tue Aug 19 21:28:36 2014 No.5711030 >>5710732 kek mah lazy ass drunken nigga. I share your priorities. I take pocketfuls of plastic silverware from work so its probably cheaper than washing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:29:47 2014 No.5711033 File: 52 KB, 927x1500, us.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of these comes in handy so you don't have to crane your neck to drink out of the sink

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 21:35:25 2014 No.5711043 >>5711007 I do the same, and for the same reason. Particularly with stuff like burgers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:33:22 2014 No.5711187 Cook shit in large batches and freeze individual portions. One night when you don't feel like cooking thaw that shit out and you've got a ready-made meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:43:41 2014 No.5711204 File: 18 KB, 300x300, 1393421312851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5711033 you're an idiot. that makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:45:00 2014 No.5711209 >>5711204 do ho ho, the ironing

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:46:06 2014 No.5711212 >>5711209 >sarcasm

Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:51:35 2014 No.5711229
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I used to eat pizza with a fork and knife.
The act of cutting the pizza into smaller pieces let me savor every bite and would fill me up a lot faster with only 2 slices, as opposed to eating the whole box because there's nothing to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:51:41 2014 No.5711231 >>5711212 >iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.org

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:53:08 2014 No.5711239 >>5711231 Are you legitimately retarded, or just trolling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:53:26 2014 No.5711241 I heat up milk in the microwave and use that instead if water for spicy ramen. It turns it into curry ramen and it's seriously delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 22:58:35 2014 No.5711253 >>5711239 >damagecontrollin'likechrisnolan

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 23:00:53 2014 No.5711266 File: 47 KB, 260x221, 1386148282559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5710694 >>5710697 mfw I read this. Holy crap I'm crying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 23:06:25 2014 No.5711283 >>5711253 Never mind, you just answered my question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 19 23:15:14 2014 No.5711312 >>5711012 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 01:33:59 2014 No.5711714 >>5710688 then at the end of the cheetos you can sit in shame over how weeb you feel

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 02:10:14 2014 No.5711782 File: 32 KB, 550x410, choppingboardmasterrace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Instead of dirtying up plates, eat off the chopping board you used

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 02:14:54 2014 No.5711788 >>5711782 brilliance

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 02:15:27 2014 No.5711791 >>5711782 i dig it. gives it kind of a cool rustic look as well. but i use a cut to shit nasty looking stained plastic one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 02:18:39 2014 No.5711799 >>5710688 fucking lej'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 02:27:54 2014 No.5711840 instead of putting a sandwich between two loafs of bread try instead slicing the bread, only using two slices

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 02:33:07 2014 No.5711868 When I go to the restaurants, I wait for a person to get up and I go over and finish their food. I get to try different things and never have to pay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 03:05:50 2014 No.5711982 >>5710705 >They call it "CREAM" for a reason I say. Same goes for the first half of the phrase, champ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 03:09:37 2014 No.5711989 >>5711982 >bolivian ice carver detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 03:16:13 2014 No.5712008 >>5710705 My fucking nigga. If you wanna bring it to the next level, put a tbsp of peanut butter in your bowl of vanilla ice cream and beat both together. It's beautiful

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 03:28:27 2014 No.5712032 >>5711012 >>5711312 Your post wasnt funny you fucking samefag

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 04:30:52 2014 No.5712140 File: 27 KB, 400x265, trademeDSC_1835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5711982 I've found that the rice paper on the bottom of pork buns is quite delicious. I like to peel it off and it it first

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 05:13:50 2014 No.5712194 >>5710743 but muh glutamate

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 05:25:46 2014 No.5712203 >>5711782 holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 05:31:19 2014 No.5712210 >>5710950 I swallow it because the phenolic chemicals make my tummy sleepy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 05:42:32 2014 No.5712218 File: 4 KB, 126x122, kill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 05:57:05 2014 No.5712246 >>5712218 rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 05:58:40 2014 No.5712251 File: 29 KB, 310x232, 3ohbqd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Save time cooking a steak in a pan by microwaving it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:01:51 2014 No.5712259 You can actually soften pasta a bit by putting it in hot water for a bit before eating. Also work with rice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:03:22 2014 No.5712260 File: 43 KB, 522x326, mascara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5712251

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:05:04 2014 No.5712262 >>5710985 I actually only wash my mug every couple days because I'm lazy. Just rinse it out with boiling water beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:05:11 2014 No.5712263 >>5712260 you should help me >>5712218

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:08:16 2014 No.5712270 >>5710656 You should also put the cheese on the bottom to protect the bun from grease.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:09:34 2014 No.5712272 >>5711007 >I sometimes, turn food over so salt and other sauces are on the bottom. This way, my taste buds come in direct contact with the flavor, and I use less of whatever it is that flavors. Do you not chew?

Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:20:26 2014 No.5712287

>>5710970
>be preteen and cooking more
>get cow butchered and have steaks a lot, fuck yeah
>mom lets me help by seasoning meat
>discover the "Accent"
>no idea what MSG is
>sprinkle magic salt on and think I made the best steaks of my life that night
>demand Accent sprinkled on steaks for years
> (still do it today)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:24:45 2014 No.5712296 >>5711312 Thank you, anon. I'm glad there's at least one other scholar on /ck/.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 06:57:45 2014 No.5712341 >>5710705 I used to do this when I was a kid. I don't eat ice cream anymore, i'm an adult.

Anonymous Wed Aug 20 08:03:12 2014 No.5712404
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Take the bottom of a cupcake and split it in two and put the half you took off on top making a cupcake sandwich.
You won't end up with frosting on you lip if you can't eat it with a fork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 09:27:50 2014 No.5712494 >>5712287 Accent is some high-level food wizardry

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 09:32:09 2014 No.5712499 >>5712404 >actually trying to be sane

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 09:49:35 2014 No.5712516 I've got a massive grin reading this thread, please, more!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:09:28 2014 No.5712538 >>5711229 Shit now I'm craving some Domino's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:10:31 2014 No.5712540 >>5711791 Why haven't you switched to using thinly cut wood straight from a tree?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:16:28 2014 No.5712546 File: 78 KB, 560x415, stuffbetweenbread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like to put ingredients between two pieces of bread because it stops things from being messy. Its super convenient and I recommend everyone tries it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:16:37 2014 No.5712547 >>5710689 You should maybe get better pizzas. They shouldn't be dripping grease brah.

Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:34:51 2014 No.5712571

Why do people serve burgers at barbeques with the cheese on top of the burger? The top bun gets stuck to the cheese and the burger, so you can't pull it off to add veggies or sauces. The burger should be removed from the grill and flipped into the bun so that the cheese is on the bottom. This way you can lift the top bun without turning the thing into a dilapidated mess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:37:15 2014 No.5712573 File: 29 KB, 337x404, 1408252725937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5712547 >implying

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 10:51:43 2014 No.5712591 >>5712547 he meant to just say sauce, cause pizza folding is god-tier pizza eating technique

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 11:09:15 2014 No.5712620 File: 76 KB, 640x480, 1348625241328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5712591 >cause pizza folding is god-tier pizza eating technique

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 11:18:09 2014 No.5712632 File: 41 KB, 608x380, rear_whoopiepies01_608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5712404 So a whoopie instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:30:29 2014 No.5712777 >>5712296 fuck off idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:31:20 2014 No.5712778 >>5711209 this is /ck/ not /laundry/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:51:08 2014 No.5712828 >>5710656 that's not an eating hack, that's just you being autistic

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:51:32 2014 No.5712829 >>5711791 >but i use a cut to shit nasty looking stained plastic one wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 12:53:30 2014 No.5712833 >>5712829 Anon uses a plastic cutting board that has been cut to shit, is nasty looking and also is stained

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:19:35 2014 No.5712869 >>5710797 Damned straight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:21:57 2014 No.5712872 >>5710970 MSG is the shit. MSG is like gluten- a couple of people are allergic to it so everyone freaked out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:22:59 2014 No.5712875 >>5710993 Yeah, I always end up with two flat buns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:24:50 2014 No.5712881 >>5710688 I do this. They keep your hands clean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:25:41 2014 No.5712884 >>5712494 Msg really stands for mega super good

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:47:22 2014 No.5712916 File: 90 KB, 717x486, spaghetti-coincidence-i-think-not-21[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I heat up food on the stove, I find that cooking the food in a pan keeps it from burning up and also keeps the burners clean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:57:06 2014 No.5712935 File: 102 KB, 1632x1332, Blender-Juicer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why bother with cumbersome and expensive plates and silverware? All food should be blended and consumed liquid. Solid food is very outdated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 13:58:24 2014 No.5712938 >>5712916 This is great advice, I find that making a sauce or some chili is infinitely easier with a pot!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 14:01:38 2014 No.5712948 ITT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 14:26:31 2014 No.5712999 >>5711241 You're disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 14:33:53 2014 No.5713035 >>5712404 Only non-troll post in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 14:38:52 2014 No.5713057 >>5710683 yes yes, we've all watched Seinfeld.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:14:14 2014 No.5713454 >>5712872 Actually, unlike celiac disease, no one in the world is allergic to msg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:18:45 2014 No.5713466 >>5711007 >eating poptarts upside down master race

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:23:20 2014 No.5713478 >>5710797 how do you eat them....with your hands? heh

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:27:13 2014 No.5713490 If you chill water below 32F/0c it can be used to chill other drinks

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:27:31 2014 No.5713492 >>5710713 >2014 >putting ice cream in the fridge I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:30:55 2014 No.5713498 >>5711868 >tfw I've done this No shame in the game

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 17:34:21 2014 No.5713509 To scale a fish you plan on eating, drag it behind your car on your ride home from the store/beach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 18:05:23 2014 No.5713582 File: 485 KB, 640x480, Hey, don't do that.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5711868 >>5713498

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 18:35:24 2014 No.5713671 >>5713582 Why not? It's going in the garbage anyways, might as well feed a hungry mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 20 21:20:34 2014 No.5714146 >>5712777 mad faggot detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 00:53:55 2014 No.5714910 File: 24 KB, 127x320, msg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5710970 > 2 oz > 4.5 oz < my level > get on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 00:55:31 2014 No.5714916 >>5711791 You're going to get salmobola.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 01:01:43 2014 No.5714932 >>5712140 eugh its just regular white paper dude. Go wild on some printer paper while you are at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 02:22:43 2014 No.5715131 >>5710705 What do you guys use to beat your ice cream? I usually use my hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 02:50:01 2014 No.5715182 >>5715131 Ehh. My hands are reserved for beating my meat. I'll usually just use a fork for the ice cream

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 04:23:51 2014 No.5715344 >>5710656 I eat burgers upside down because it's easier to hold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 04:29:08 2014 No.5715353 >>5712571 what the fuck? how you going to put bottomings on the burger then?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 04:59:56 2014 No.5715403 >>5715396 Call me old fashioned but I prefer not having pieces of packaging in my food.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 05:03:29 2014 No.5715410 >>5715403 chew before you swallow you 400 pound hoover

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 05:04:08 2014 No.5715412 >>5715404 So much effort to create an inferior utensil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 05:04:36 2014 No.5715413 File: 266 KB, 500x578, 1319914019106.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5715397

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 05:11:49 2014 No.5715422 >>5715413 That was by design. It was a life hack to cut back on people eating cheese and bread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 05:46:52 2014 No.5715467 >>5715405 Are there really people that have to be told that shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 06:13:15 2014 No.5715515 I always lick my plates, saves on washing up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 06:14:26 2014 No.5715519 Does anyone have the lifehack image telling you for a quick party snack to throw a bunch of oreos on the floor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 06:15:18 2014 No.5715521 File: 47 KB, 464x128, d9qNa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5715519 YOUR LIFE GOT HACKED

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 06:17:34 2014 No.5715526 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 06:22:40 2014 No.5715531 >>5715521 Good thing I have FoodLock on my fridge because I can't eat food like normal people. They say if I have another thimble of sody they'll need to amputate my feet and I'm like "I don't even use them."

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 06:27:26 2014 No.5715538 >>5715526 >Cupcakes suck. >LIFEHACK!! fucking lost

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 07:24:12 2014 No.5715639 File: 253 KB, 1080x1920, 45b8cf6a-d688-4f26-8ae9-1320acdbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > go to Mcdonalds > order mcflurry and 2 chocolate chip cookies > ask them to out the cookies in the mcflurry it's fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 07:44:04 2014 No.5715673 >>5712296 samefag harder

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 07:46:25 2014 No.5715679 >>5715639 McDonalds sells cookies? Do they have to break the cookies or just throw them in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 07:58:00 2014 No.5715697 >>5715679 yeah they sell a couple different kind, raisin oatmeal and chocolate chip. I didn't watch him make it but he told me both cookies fit(they sell the cookies 2 at a time)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 08:16:24 2014 No.5715725 >>5712935 This is what raw vegans actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 08:23:18 2014 No.5715730 File: 99 KB, 640x427, gheegheeghee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5712948 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg holy shit i laughed my fucking dick off

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 08:35:08 2014 No.5715749 >>5712948 >Maddox Wow, getting nostalgia here. http://maddox.xmission.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 09:54:12 2014 No.5715833 >>5711012 >>5711012 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:29:58 2014 No.5715876 >>5715404 Or you could just learn how to use chopsticks, or use a fucking fork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:34:39 2014 No.5715887 >>5715876 A fucking fork would be hella dangerous, it'd rip up your anus and shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:40:08 2014 No.5715900 File: 1.43 MB, 386x286, aight.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5711012

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:41:30 2014 No.5715906 >>5715401 that's revolting

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:44:12 2014 No.5715916 >>5711868 >>5713498 you people are the reason I cough, sneeze and spit all over my food at restaurants

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:55:04 2014 No.5715932 >>5715887 you aren't funny, stop trying

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:57:00 2014 No.5715939 >>5715932 no u

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 10:57:15 2014 No.5715940 >>5715932 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:00:44 2014 No.5715948 >>5715940 I don't make garbage, I burn it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:04:29 2014 No.5715952 >>5711012 10/10 I read it three times

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:34:24 2014 No.5716010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_A-Iw-33bM

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:48:49 2014 No.5716032 >>5710970 huh. i think i'll start investing in some accent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:48:52 2014 No.5716033 >>5715952 Stop samefagging your outrageously unfunny post you fuckface

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:49:26 2014 No.5716035 >>5715749 he's a much better writer than standup comic. He should abandon his youtube channel

Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:53:16 2014 No.5716040

>>5712872
Actually, it wasn't actually due to allergies, it started when some guy wrote an article in some medical journal in the 60s about his theories about why some people get sick after eating chinese food and cited MSG as a possible cause due to it's low levels of toxicity. People focused on that one part despite the fact that there were other possible reasons cited in the article as well. In later studies it was found that the human body doesn't have any problem processing the toxicity in MSG but the fear still persists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:54:54 2014 No.5716044 >>5710779 It is VERY satisfying to eat spaghetti with your hands. In fact, eating any food with your hands makes it taste better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:58:10 2014 No.5716051 >>5716044 gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 11:58:13 2014 No.5716052 >>5716044 spoonface, pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:03:08 2014 No.5716062 >>5712948 Aw yeah Maddox. To be honest the can opener for a clamshell package is pretty awesome though, because I have like 5 can openers and only 1 pair of kitchen shears (and no scissors for some reason)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:09:23 2014 No.5716074 >>5715410 >chewing ice cream

Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:23:38 2014 No.5716115

>>5712948
the glass bottle one he mentions is perfectly safe, the bottles would only explode if they were put in the freezer if said bottles were actually hot, and I don't know about you but I don't put my bottles in boiling water before putting them in the freezer. Actually you would have more of a chance for hazard with plastic bottles, as plastic gets more brittle and tends to crack in very cold temperatures.

Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:32:57 2014 No.5716137

>>5712948
The only part I don't agree with him was the banana thing because, for some reason, my autistic hands always squish the top of the banana when I open it from there. Yes, I'm aware it's the same food content even if squish, but, why would I want to eat a smushtier banana when I could eat a dicktier banana?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:34:31 2014 No.5716141 >>5715531 Kekn for days

Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:39:03 2014 No.5716146

>>5716137
personally I think he should have spent more time attacking the stupidity of UR DOING x WRONG!!!! than the methods used in those videos/articles. Some of those sort of videos actually do offer some interesting suggestions, but the mentality of telling people that they are doing x thing wrong simply to generate more clicks to their videos is what angers me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:41:50 2014 No.5716151 >>5710683 I have that exact same plate and bowl set in my house right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:43:25 2014 No.5716157 >>5716151 everyone does... everyone

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 12:49:06 2014 No.5716164 Fun fact: they're all jokes. It's an elaborate joke. A couple of real things slip in on accident. Even maddox knows this.

Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:09:30 2014 No.5716204

>>5716164
Pretty much. The arbitrary system of numbers they use to determine the weight of an apple core vs an apple itself is called "weighing the fucking apple".

p.s. I've been eating the entire apple since I was a kid because fuck you I'm not wasting even a goddamn cent of my fucking Galas and Fujis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:10:25 2014 No.5716205 >>5716164 not true

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:10:30 2014 No.5716206 >>5716115 You're a fucking retard. It explodes because the liquid expands when frozen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:12:34 2014 No.5716209 >>5716206 I have put my beer and soda in the freezer to help it cool off quicker for years now and have never once had any problems with the bottles exploding.

Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:18:13 2014 No.5716213

>>5716206
first off, you won't leaving them in the freezer long enough for the liquid to actually freeze
second off, the few times I have accidentally left a bottle in the freezer long enough for the liquid to actually freeze the worst that has happened is that I have frozen beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:21:33 2014 No.5716218 >>5715526 Maddox is still a thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:22:56 2014 No.5716221 >>5712404 I just started doing this earlier this year. I had always thought cupcakes had too much frosting but I was just eating them wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:24:23 2014 No.5716224 File: 79 KB, 1440x900, 4InJRfB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 13:44:02 2014 No.5716261 >>5716218 He went away for a couple years in the late 2000s but now he's back and does a new post + video maybe 4 times a year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 14:01:00 2014 No.5716274 >>5711989 well fuck, bolivian ice carvers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 14:05:19 2014 No.5716281 >>5710656 >hacks

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 14:06:56 2014 No.5716284 >>5716218 Still entertaining but you can tell he has lost some of the spark. Him bashing buzzfeed and new york were some recent gems

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 14:27:22 2014 No.5716330 >>5716213 never left a beer in the freezer overnight? never had a bottle 'explode' but ive definitely had beer everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 16:42:48 2014 No.5716645 >>5716330 Why the hell would you leave a beer in the freezer all night? I hate alcoholic degenerates so fucking much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 16:55:45 2014 No.5716685 >>5716645 >ive never been to a party

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 16:56:50 2014 No.5716690 >>5716685 Shut up, your dads a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:10:19 2014 No.5716731 >>5716685 Normies go home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:15:04 2014 No.5716744 >>5715916 are you SURE it's to ward against that .0000002% chance? I think the reason is that you just like ruining your own meals for yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 17:26:28 2014 No.5716775 File: 99 KB, 580x438, chipsticks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5716224 >Pringles You don't eat chips with chopsticks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 18:22:30 2014 No.5716940 >>5716775 >chips Those are crisps you nonce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 18:26:05 2014 No.5716951 >>5716775 takis I definitely eat with chopsticks

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 18:45:33 2014 No.5716998 >>5710656 I eat my pancakes with a thin layer of peanut butter over them before adding syrup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 21 18:53:07 2014 No.5717023 >>5716940 >>>/int/, yurotrash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 01:54:47 2014 No.5718271 What the fuck is op doing? That curved bun will roll when you set it down to masterbate to mlp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 01:59:12 2014 No.5718285 >>5716940 spot the britbong!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 03:21:29 2014 No.5718518 >>5712948 >nobody dips their burgers like this I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 03:22:58 2014 No.5718521 File: 37 KB, 480x480, chippah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5718271 >setting it down when you masterbate to mlp >not continuing to eat it as you do so

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 03:25:09 2014 No.5718526 >>5718518 Then you are a gigantic faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 03:27:51 2014 No.5718531 File: 36 KB, 480x480, chip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5718526 I do it to, but with ranch dressing not ketchup. Its easy after the first bite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 03:42:31 2014 No.5718569 I always eat nuts with a spoon

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 05:21:15 2014 No.5718744 >>5718569 Does it bother your boyfriend or do you warm the spoon in your mouth first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 06:43:28 2014 No.5718830 >>5715405 This can't be real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 08:20:28 2014 No.5718934 >>5711012 I award you the topest of keks

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 08:29:45 2014 No.5718946 File: 15 KB, 346x233, aaspit2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5718934 you're still in the eighth grade but LOL just the same

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 08:31:12 2014 No.5718950 >>5718830 http://www.trendzified.net/products-wrong/ >PIPE CLEANERS CAN BE USED TO CLEAN..ACTUAL PIPES.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 09:34:45 2014 No.5719050 >>5718950 >Source: Buzzfeed What a shock THAT is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 09:54:04 2014 No.5719063 >>5718950 I had no idea about the #16 or #18.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 14:23:42 2014 No.5719483 File: 36 KB, 452x603, A9JUJTzCUAAjNjv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5718521 its easier to get it in they mouth when theyse eatin somthing too. gotta make shure the got no teeth though

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 14:24:54 2014 No.5719485 >>5719050 how can buzzfeed be the source of anything when their entire site is stolen content?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 14:29:29 2014 No.5719494 File: 50 KB, 480x480, edgarjimmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5719483 my teeth are dryyyyyy, if i p-put salt on them maybe they'll lick them april fallllls

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 14:40:35 2014 No.5719513 File: 5 KB, 184x184, photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5719494 COME TO TEEEDS EAR NOSE AND THROAT EMPORIUM OF TO GET YOUR MOUTH RINSED OUT WITH TEDS SPECIAL BLEND OF MOUTHWASH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 22 15:25:57 2014 No.5719621 File: 2.59 MB, 540x300, 1404280916495.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 08:14:08 2014 No.5721704 File: 38 KB, 640x480, burnupwsaywhat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw reading this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 08:23:32 2014 No.5721717 >>5711012 i keked so hard i sharted my daks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 08:45:27 2014 No.5721765 >>5721717 >Thinking that tryhard post is funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 09:27:47 2014 No.5721835 >>5721765 >thinking this is a worthwhile contribution

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:17:36 2014 No.5721933 >>5715405 Do americans really pour honey on their yoghurt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:21:34 2014 No.5721938 >>5721933 I pour honey on everything, but people who use anythng but local honey are idiots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:32:15 2014 No.5721972 >>5721938 >he thinks that honey is local protip: it's chinese melamine gel sweetened with propylene glycol and slapped with "local" labels printed off a surplus dot matrix printer you've been had, localvore

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:37:38 2014 No.5721983 >>5721972 I buy it from the local farmer's market, not from walmart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:38:15 2014 No.5721984 >>5710656 I eat certain things like garlic bread and pizza upside down so the toppings are in direct contact with my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 10:45:33 2014 No.5722001 >>5721984 How are you going to eat a good pizza upside down? All the fillings will fall out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 11:22:11 2014 No.5722088 I put food in my mouth BEFORE it comes out my ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 11:24:46 2014 No.5722091 >>5722088 So you never eat curry?

Anonymous Sat Aug 23 11:30:43 2014 No.5722098

>>5713035
Are you kidding me? Who is going to do this? This is like something you would do at home, and then why would you worry about /maybe/ making a mess? If someone brings some cupcakes into work or something, you are just going to just eat it right there.
"Hold on, does anyone have a knife? I need to cut the bottom off first and make a sandwich because I'm incredibly autistic."
>>5713509
Nice. I laughed.

Also, why do half of these involve making fucking bowls out of things? How about use a fucking goddamn bowl?

Anonymous Sat Aug 23 11:38:02 2014 No.5722111

>>5721933
>do Americans do X
I know this is a crazy concept, but America is a big place. People in the north do shit that I've never even heard of. I've never heard of the honey and yogurt thing, I would doubt it's popular anywhere in the states though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 11:42:21 2014 No.5722116 >>5712341 only whiskey and steak for you right? if not your a child with homo urges.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 11:42:42 2014 No.5722117 >>5721983 >implying the vendors at your local (TM) farmers market didn't buy that shit at Walmart

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 11:58:22 2014 No.5722135 >>5722117 I live in a city known for its agriculture. I have literally worked on a farm here and sold at that farmer's market.

Anonymous Sat Aug 23 12:03:48 2014 No.5722142

>>5716213
beer tends not to explode because fo a heavy salt content.

but I put a heavily carbonated energy drink in the freezer once and that fucker exploded and got glass everywhere.

but still, it's pretty fucking well known you don't put glass in a freezer with expanding fluid in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 12:04:49 2014 No.5722144 >>5718531 you're fucking vile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 12:06:38 2014 No.5722149 >>5722117 I buy my shit straight from bees. checkmate atheists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 12:08:35 2014 No.5722151 >>5710656 My bro flips burgers over like that. I love him and think he's a weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 13:54:12 2014 No.5722401 >>5722117 I actually get mine from a beekeeper a few miles up the road. Dude's like 70 andgives off this serial killer vibe. Good honey though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 13:57:07 2014 No.5722414 >>5722142 >salted beer >energy drinks in glass bottles what planet are you posting from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 14:04:06 2014 No.5722436 >>5711007 people think I'm fucking retarded when I eat pringles this way

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 14:05:13 2014 No.5722439 >>5712591 only if you have shit tier thin base

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 14:08:00 2014 No.5722455 File: 32 KB, 322x322, 1402688952945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5722142 >heavily carbonated energy drink >glass

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 19:04:03 2014 No.5723169 >>5716940 The dialect of English that I speak is different than the dialect of English that you speak. >>>/kindergarten/>>

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 19:58:01 2014 No.5723275 >>5718744 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 21:02:36 2014 No.5723464 File: 64 KB, 560x438, case-o-bawls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5722414 >>5722455 Are you fucking new?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 21:05:23 2014 No.5723471 >>5723464 cool story, now name a salted beer

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 21:09:46 2014 No.5723486 >>5723471 not even gonna google that for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 23 21:27:41 2014 No.5723560 >>5711007 >Heard some taste is derived from smell Back when I used to drink full cream milk, I used to inhale through my nose as I drank it. It seriously tasted better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 02:13:22 2014 No.5724372 >>5712546 I am trying a video series where friends and I discover "Can It Sandwich?" We're going to try things like: meat, cheeses, greens, and who knows what other crazy things!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 05:08:53 2014 No.5724684 >>5711782 >Cut up chicken to make chicken fingers Muh salmonella

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 05:21:25 2014 No.5724702 >>5712884 I just woke my mom. Now I have to fwed hwr

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 05:24:03 2014 No.5724706 If /ck/ ever got a cooking show, it would be two guys saying what was said in this thread. It would be epic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 11:14:16 2014 No.5725163 File: 16 KB, 500x500, kr3U4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5716998 so much this

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 11:15:53 2014 No.5725169 >>5723464 just because it exists doesn't mean it's the norm most energy drinks come in cans

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 13:46:20 2014 No.5725434 File: 87 KB, 720x278, cheetosChopsticks.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5710688 The more you think about it, the more sense it makes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 17:06:27 2014 No.5725901 >>5710671 >not letting the red powder cake around your fingers until the bag is gone, only to lick it off in one last glorious flavor experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 17:09:50 2014 No.5725906 >>5712404 I've done this since I was little, and only recently found out this wasn't common knowledge, or something that most people did. It just seemed logical.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 17:12:29 2014 No.5725913 >>5712948 Wow, Maddox's voice is...high pitched for a guy whose attitude is supposed to be condescending.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 17:14:54 2014 No.5725919 >>5710705 Holy shit, I thought I was the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:14:15 2014 No.5726049 >>5725906 Unless you have a knife on you, a lot of cupcakes are pretty hard to cleanly split. And if you have a knife, odds are you have a fork too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:20:41 2014 No.5726077 >>5715404 I lost so hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:27:21 2014 No.5726095 File: 50 KB, 640x480, oil_and_pan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] putting oil in the pan will stop your food from burning

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:30:59 2014 No.5726104 I buy a litre of coke, drink some 1/4, refill with vodka. No problem with drinking alcoholic beverages in public.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:33:14 2014 No.5726109 >>5710970 >>5714910 Lots of misconceptions about MSG, however, I feel everyone should know it can be effectively used as date rape (and is in some parts of asia). Careful with your dosage, gents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:33:33 2014 No.5726111 Bacon Alarm Clock. Get a mini-oven. Hook it up to time switch set to switch it on for 15 mins at the time you're to wake up. In the evening put bacon in. Get waked up by scent of frying bacon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:37:36 2014 No.5726124 2 pieces of solid (paraffin) grill starter + canned meal + matches + some kind of fork/spoon + 2 bricks or rocks or even a groove in soil made with a stick = hot meal anywhere fast&easy. Get some tissues, the can will be smoked over on the outside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:52:35 2014 No.5726182 >>5721933 If I have some non sweetened greek yogurt or something I add honey. Its nice being able to control how sweet you want something to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 18:59:37 2014 No.5726206 >>5726124 What if the canned food is condensed and needs water?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 19:03:10 2014 No.5726223 >>5726109 http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/msg.asp

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 19:04:44 2014 No.5726230 >>5726206 you'll need some extra can/cup. Or just eat condensed. Or don't buy condensed in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 19:33:54 2014 No.5726321 >>5726230 >eat condensed ew

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 20:08:56 2014 No.5726412 >>5726321 Then don't. It doesn't work with every kind of canned food. Just the kind you can heat up and eat straight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 24 22:51:34 2014 No.5726938 File: 34 KB, 500x334, hotdog_toothpaste.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I put toothpaste on my hotdogs. That way I can clean my teeth while I eat.

Anonymous Mon Aug 25 02:13:25 2014 No.5727458
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>>5712948
Wow, Maddox still exists?

I glad he mentioned the paper ketchup cups, that LIFEHACK about spreading them open always bothered me. They're not "supposed to be used that way!", they're just so cheaply made it's easy to unfold them, but they just end up flimsy and unstable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 08:12:07 2014 No.5727992 >>5715405 >there are people who actually tip the compartment instead of dipping the spoon in the honey, then the yoghurt Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 09:41:42 2014 No.5728108 >>5726111 even better: buy an electric griddle, string it upside down over your bed, use twine to fasten some bacon to the griddle, and use the timer. hot bacon in the morning + hot bacon grease on your face is sure to wake you up in the morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 10:34:57 2014 No.5728188 >>5721933 I use honey as a sweetener in pretty much everything because I get really, really good local honey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 10:41:26 2014 No.5728203 File: 10 KB, 220x157, garlic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5710656 when I'm out of minced garlic and the stores are closed I just chop these up very fine works like a charm

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 11:12:31 2014 No.5728270 >>5715900 >>5715833 >>5715952 >>5718934 >>5721717 You guys. I'm blushing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 12:04:50 2014 No.5728353 File: 857 KB, 1296x1334, bitingequipment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've discovered that if I repeatedly bite down on my food, either when it is in my mouth or before I put it in, it becomes easier to swallow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 16:22:59 2014 No.5728998 >>5727458 Really. >Make two bridges instead of one by using all those extra beams going everywhere on the first

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 16:28:23 2014 No.5729016 >>5711012 Absolutely hilarious Bravo dude :-)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 16:33:11 2014 No.5729029 >>5711012 >I don't like white wine so well when I'm on acid. i cant stop laughing

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 25 16:42:53 2014 No.5729052 >>5729029 You wouldnt be if youd ever eaten acid. Alcohol(and most other drugs) is basically acid fuel when you are tripping.

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