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Ask a man that drunk a 12 pack of Keystone V9 %5.9 ALC/VOL and is drinking a bottle of Bergundy wine %12.5 ALC/VOL anything

>> No.5695656

>>5695653
why cant you use spellcheck

>> No.5695658

>>5695656
Because I'm fucking drunk son.

>> No.5695662

>>5695658
thats not a valid excuse, its just a right click on the mouse.

You also didnt have a problem with the captcha

>> No.5695663

Can you go outside and take a few photos of things and then post them here?

>> No.5695672

>>5695662
4chan pass. Also you can write "Nigger" for the non-wavy word and it works.

>> No.5695674
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5695674

>>5695663
I aint going to post pics of oustide cause is boring as fuck.

I'm gonna post a fucking picture of my fucking wine instead, enjoy.

>> No.5695677

>>5695672
You dont have to type anything but the "wavy word"

>> No.5695679

>>5695677
But if enough people type in Nigger it ends up in ebooks.

>> No.5695682

>>5695679
no it doesnt. You think they dont check that shit

>> No.5695688

>>5695674
I don't care if the outdoors is boring, go take a photo of your neighbours gardan gnome or something and post it.

>> No.5695690

>>5695688
why?

>> No.5695692

>>5695682
They can't check it, that's the whole reason it's crowdsourced.

>> No.5695697

>>5695690
This is an ask you anything not ask us anything

>> No.5695701

>>5695692
So you are saying there's a chance some book as nigger on it by mistake?

>> No.5695707

>>5695653
How long did the 12 pack take you to get through?

>> No.5695710

>>5695701
no b/c most captchas arent filled out by retards on 4chan who do that shit

>> No.5695723

>>5695710
Never underestimate retards in numbers.

>> No.5695727

>>5695690
Because its not called an image board for nothing. It'll only take you a minute to step outside snap a pic and post it.

>> No.5695734
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5695734

>>5695697
There you go, I live on an apartment so there isn't much to see.

>>5695707
I started hard drinking at 10, but I also drink some other shit like 4 hours before.

>> No.5695736

>>5695690
Fuck outside, take a picture of the empties for proof.

>> No.5695743

>>5695653
>raiding mommy and daddy's alkeehall again anon? go to bed. your parents have shit taste in beer and you should murder them while they sleep. Then go to fucking bed. Its past your bed time

>> No.5695752

>>5695734
That looks like either Phoenix, AZ or San Jose, CA. Where you at anon?

>> No.5695763
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5695763

>>5695736
Most of the Cans are on a trashcan that I have no access too anymore. Here's the cans I havent taken out to the trash yet.

>> No.5695765

>>5695752
Puerto Rico.

>> No.5695773

>>5695765
Well shit, I was way off. It's illegal to be Puerto Rican in public in Arizona.

>> No.5695776

>>5695773
I never been in Arizona and I know how they discriminate against us in that State so I will never go there.

>> No.5695801

>>5695776
Yea it's sad that i wasn't kidding about AZ at all...

>> No.5695813

>>5695801
Indeed even a drunk as myself knows to never go there.

My sis that lives on WA is married to someone that has family there and he wanted to move there. But she told him about the discrimination we suffer there so he told her they werent going there.

Seriously wtf is wrong with that State?

>> No.5696061

Why not just drink some cheap vodka or whiskey instead of all this crappy booze.

>> No.5696149

>>5695813
Nothing is wrong with the state. We don't fucking want you here, God Damn it. We have plenty of border jumpers here who hate you along with the superior whites. You just stay the fuck out ok?

>> No.5696158

>>5696149
Land of the free

>> No.5696164

>>5696149
Founded by whites. Free whites who were sick of the English kingdom and their shitty food

>> No.5696198

>>5696149
>Nothing is wrong with the state. We don't fucking want you here, God Damn it.
Guess how I know you've never left the area you were born in? How close are you currently to the home that your were born in?

>> No.5696254

>mfw this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfD-5Sh8Z-Q

Most Arizonans are more perturbed by the polygamous sects here than anything else that hasn't been shown to be obviously detrimental.
>>5695653
I laughed when they had the camera shot of vodka and sunny D on the news story

>> No.5696414

>>5695813
It boils down to the gov and one sheriff. Jan Brewer is an anti-brown governor, and Joe Arpaio literally runs a jail so bad he's being indited on human rights violations.

I mean literally he puts people in solitary for speaking Spanish in jail.

>> No.5696436

>>5696198
I live under a bridge with this nigger hermaphrodite. We fuck all the time. His/Her name is Pat and we have three beautiful children. Our oldest is a hermaphrodite just like his/her mommy/daddy while the other two are Siamese twins. They don't have any genitalia for us to play with. #sadface
You are such a fucking idiot. I don't live anywhere near where I was born because I was born on bus headed to California. I hate fucking regular sex people so I stick to what's best. Hermaphrodites for the win. When are coming over to suck/fuck me under the bridge anon?
>knowitall zit-faced fuck.
>doesn't know a fucking thing about a single fucking thing.
>your mother should have aborted you so she could have spared the family the shame of your existance. Did she ever find out who Dad was? Don't give up lolhuehuelol

>> No.5697386

>>5696414
It boils down to crazy politics and a ridiculous party divide. It didn't matter to the politicians who created SB1070 whether or not any of it was upheld, nor how much of the attention gained was negative. It got them coverage for being a little prickish in drawing real attention to an issue that has been ignored and pussyfooted around for decades, foiled against a backdrop of a president letting other states do whatever they want with marijuana. It's a win win for the politicians here especially the more "dem dirty commie liberals" complain about them.

>> No.5697499

>>5696436
GG WP

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5697534

i'm an alcoholic who regularly drinks the 5.9% shit, and drinking two of these made me puke my guts out

fucking vile bum juice. what do they put in this and are they trying to kill people?

>> No.5697612

What's it like being poor?