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dinner /ck/ you?

>> No.5693586

>>5693582
Do you like fish sticks?

>> No.5693590

>>5693582
are those shitlets on the plate and bard over rice?

>> No.5693596

>>5693586
Believe it or not it's whiting filet, hand battered and pan fried.

>>5693590
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.5694303
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Mcgangbang, though I think the name is fucking stupid. What else can we call it?

>> No.5694305

>>5694303

poverty lol

>> No.5694564

Mashed potatoes and eggs probably. Don't feel like ordering out and no meat thawed out.

>> No.5694740

>>5694303
Lel at such a high quality picture for such a low quality meal.

>What else can we call it?
McClusterfuck?

>> No.5694801

>>5694303
Sega Dreamcast, Aww yeah.

>> No.5694810

>>5694303
When burger kings double cheesburger was called the buck double, i called that the Cluck Double

>> No.5694896

Curry and rice.

>celery
>sweet potato
>carrot
>mango
>onion
>chicken

>> No.5695000

>>5693582

Garden grown peppers and store-bought mushrooms, sautèed in coconut oil alongside two urban-chicken eggs.

It was good and felt good to eat.

>> No.5695004

>>5695000

...eggs, scrambled in saved bacon grease.

>> No.5695006

>>5694303
always heard it called a mcnasty round my parts

>> No.5695146

Steak with rice, broccoli, and pulled pork mac and cheese that I got from a restaurant.

Moved into a new place and got a gas stove, steak turns out so much better than electric. Of course, almost done with setting up the grill, so will move onto that next.

>> No.5695912
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5695912

Some rissoles, onion gravy and mashed potatoes.

>> No.5695986
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>>5695912
Got a feeling my farts are gonna stink tomorrow.. That apple cider won't help.

>> No.5696969
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I had two slices of Hungry Howie's pizza with sausage and based garlic herb crust.

>> No.5697446
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Salmon master race reporting in

>> No.5697452

>>5695006
I hear people call it a Mcdank sometimes.

>> No.5697472

>>5695986
looks comfy

>> No.5697583

How do mashed potatoes without butter taste /ck/?

Went to the super market today and I forgot to get some butter.

>> No.5697823

Tortellini topped with leftover chili and a sliced baguette.

>> No.5697832

>>5693582
grilled talopia, used butter to non stick foil, lemon pepper and greek seasoning to season

I dont flip them, I smoke them, leaving a real tender middle and a good flaky outer rim

was delicious

>> No.5697835

>>5697446
I would eat the fuck out of this, yum

>> No.5697837

>>5693582
Spinach, onion, and mushroom frittata with macadamia ice cream for dessert.

So filling, so satisfying

>> No.5697863

>>5697583
Not as bad as you might think. Add some black pepper and it's actually quite nice.

>> No.5697873

>>5697583
How about some olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Pretty sure that would work.

>> No.5697875

>>5693582
HOLY FUCK. I HAVE THOSE EXACT SAME PLATES

>> No.5697876

>>5693582
>tfw I can identify OP's mean as Shake n Bake and La Choy
>tfw I'm not proud of it

>> No.5698064

Rice and Mashed Potatoes with egg omelet and OJ

>> No.5698075

>>5697876
>tfw I can identify OP's mean as Shake n Bake and La Choy
>tfw I'm not proud of it
Wrong on both accounts. Fish was seasoned, dredged in flour, dipped in egg, dredged in breadcrumbs. The curry was just a mirepoix sauteed in some butter with S&B golden curry mix over brown rice.

>> No.5698084

I got fried calamari from the mom & pop Italian place about a block from where I live. It's good stuff and not on the menu, I'm glad that I thought to ask if they had it. Nick's.

>> No.5698095

Grilled pork tenderloin in balsamic, salt, and cayenne. Garlicky Brussels sprouts with parm.

Currently getting tipsy on Bulliet.

>> No.5698122

Chicken Siam.

>> No.5698891
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Salmon and broccoli

>> No.5698903

>>5698075
Well, OP was proud enough to make a thread about it

>> No.5698941

>>5698891
why does that salmon look so pale?

>> No.5698975

>>5698941
I over cooked it

>> No.5698982
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>> No.5698988

>>5698982
I hope you didn't have to pay for that.

>> No.5700165

>>5698903
OP here. I wasn't even particularly proud of this plate, I just thought it might be nice to have a thread that's actually about food and cooking for once, instead of Gordon Ramsay image macros and antivegan troll threads.

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5700239

>>5697875

Hahaha, so do I. I got some from my mom year's ago.

I'm making a tortellini soup. Basically cook hot italian sausage with onion and garlic, add chicken stock and water, then add spinach, frozen tortellini (I still have a shit ton from Costco) and parmesan cheese. Simple and good.

>pick related

>> No.5700244

>>5700165
What, the antivegan threads are the trolling ones now? What the hell happened?

>> No.5700290

>>5700244
Vegan, antivegan, who the hell knows? I honestly think any thread mentioning the word "vegan" is some anon's attempt to start a shit flinging match while they sit back and enjoy the show.

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Just cooked this

>> No.5700314

>>5700307
Those potatoes look fucking delicious.

>> No.5700320
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>>5693582

beer can chicken

>> No.5700352

>>5700320
I've always been curious about this. How does it taste?

>> No.5700372
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>>5700352

fucking the moistest chicken you'll ever eat
hint: get one of the holders for the beer can
lotsa stores have then and their cheap
also putting some garlic between the skin and meat before cooking
and doesn't matter what beer you use - I have used all kinds, stout, cheap, micro-brewed, ginger ale, no diff

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5700389

Delicious brisket

>> No.5700426

>>5700372
Thanks, I think I'm gonna try this next weekend.

>> No.5700429

>>5700389
Looks good. What kind of rub did you use?

>> No.5700432

>>5700372
>Posts a picture of camel toe
>Uses the word moistest

I like this guy.

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>>5694303

>> No.5700578

should i make gimbap or kraft dinner

>> No.5700580

Chicken fried rice with basil, green onions, broccoli, carrots and red bell peppers

>> No.5700585

>>5700578
>kraft dinner
not even once

>> No.5700590

>>5700585
but it would also have hot dogs in it

>> No.5700594

>>5700578
beaver tails

>> No.5700597

>>5700590
mah nigga

>> No.5700605
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>>5700429
Tennessee barbecue
Cajun seasoning
Crushed red
Garlic
Brown sugar

But the most important part it pic related

>> No.5700654

>>5700605
How long/what temp? I will probably try this soon.

>> No.5700655

>>5700590
>hot dogs
this changes everything

>> No.5700661

>>5700654
Smoked for 4 hrs
Tried to keep the temperature low 150-200 f
Once you close the lid leave it the hell alone

>> No.5700663

>>5700655
Yes, it makes you go full-pleb.

>> No.5700664

>>5700661
Thanks dude.

>> No.5700666

>>5695912
Nice man. How do you make your rissoles?

>> No.5700667

>>5700663
>not liking Kraft Mac n' Cheese with hotdogs
It's like you never had a childhood

>> No.5700702

Honey and mustard pork kebabs and leftover ratatouille

I'm pretty convinced, despite spending twice+ as long cooking it and burning 3/4 to a crisp it was undercooked in the middle. First time using a grill to cook something that wasn't fish fingers. Inside wasn't exactly 100% pink free and texture was weird. I'm probably just worrying.

>> No.5700704

Had some capuns with rice.

>> No.5700709

>>5700663

and that makes you a pretentious cunt, go eat activated almonds by yourself you anti-social autist.

>> No.5700714

home made pita
home made hummus
home made falafal
roasted eggplant, onion and red bell pepper

>> No.5700739

>>5700667
>>5700709
Sorry I didn't grow up as white trash and continue to eat dog shit.

>> No.5700754

>>5700702
Help me /ck/ am I going to suffer

>> No.5700763

>>5700739

Well nigger, what the fuck did you eat today?
I can't wait to hear this.

>> No.5700765

>>5700754
Dude it's just pork.
Chill.

>> No.5700775
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5700775

Made this a few days ago. It was my first attempt at making shrimp ettouffee, and it turned out pretty good! I enjoyed the thick sauce over some white rice.

I always forget to take pictures of my food when it's actually plated.

>> No.5700781

>>5700763
>getting defensive about eating trailer-park food

>> No.5700797

>>5700781

I am so sick of the fucking pretention on this board, I was not raised redneck, I was raised upper middle class. But god fucking forbid I or anyone else mentions that we have eaten boxed mac and cheese with hot dogs for fear of this fucking board collapsing in on itself. It would be nice, maybe for like one day, this board doesn't cut down everyone that posts on it. Too pretentious? Get cut down. Eaten processed cheese before? Get cut down. Normal person? Fuck it, cut them down too.
I know I can be a part of the problem but shit, I generally just step in to tell others to fuck off.

>> No.5700800

>>5700739
>I only accept the highest quality of offal in my sausages

>> No.5700804

i ended up making gimbap with no filling

>> No.5700806

11-bean soup from a mix I got from someone like a year ago and just decided to use today since I had 2 quarts of black bean broth to use as a base

Black-eyed peas, red beans, black beans, kidney beans, green lentils, red lentils, green split peas, yellow split peas, baby lima beans, pinto beans, and great northern beans, with dehydrated onion, red and green bell pepper, carrots, and spinach. I added some extra seasoning and 1/4 cup of barley and that shit was delicious. Thick and flavorful and savory as hell. I need to eat bean soup more often

>> No.5700807

>>5700800
nice false dichotomy bro

>> No.5700810

>>5700797
This is a food and cooking board...on 4chan. That you expect anything more (or less) is fucking unreal.

I fucking love it, frankly.

>> No.5700816

>>5700807
>muh fallacies
you're the one getting uppity about eating economical foods

i bet you eat ground beef and eggs though

>> No.5700830

>>5698988
that cost 65 bucks plus 25% gratuity

>> No.5700844

>>5700816
It's cheese powder noodles with econo hot dogs.

It's literally trailer trash food.

>> No.5700849

>>5700844
>moving the goalposts

better move my dick into your mouth too

>> No.5700850

>>5700763
>>5700781
I like how he didn't say what he ate.

Anyway, I'm >>5700667. It's not like we ate that shit all the time, but every once in awhile my parents needed something quick and easy that they new would satisfy an 8 year-old. I'm not ashamed of having eaten it and I don't regret the fact that it's nostalgic to eat it every once in awhile as an adult.

tl;dr: lighten up you chucklefucks

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>>5693582
What do you think /ck/? It's not very pretty I know, but it was sure tasty. And spicy!

>> No.5700863

>>5700849
#rekt

>> No.5700864

>>5700849
>irrational misdirected opposition intensifies

s'amatta, don't like someone calling a spade a spade? Oh, that's right, you're a Canadian.


>>5700850
grilled chicken with grilled asparagus

Not that I don't get down with trashy food, but kraft dinner and hot dogs is frozen-dinner-tier

>> No.5700866

>>5700864
im not canadian

>> No.5700875

Will you two just fuck already?

>> No.5700879

>>5700862
You'd be better off with a vegetable as a side instead of white rice and white bread. The meat looks tasty enough though.

>> No.5700900

I agree with >>5700879, definitely needs some vegetables. Perhaps peas or broccoli will do the job.

>> No.5700909

>>5700879
>>5700900

>I eat vegetables, I'm better than you!

Fuck off.

>> No.5700914

>>5700909
>i eat shit but i don't care if i die young

I'm sorry your mom didn't love you

>> No.5700922

>>5700914

>durr, diet has an effect on your health

Genetics, motherfucker.

>> No.5700926

>>5700922
low quality b8

>> No.5700935

>>5700909
I what
No
It was a genuine recommendation on how to improve the meal you sperg

>> No.5700942

>>5700879
Thanks! I'll do that next time. It's chunks of ribeye steak marinated in garlic and lime juice and cooked in a skillet with onions, thyme, and black beans. Some parmesan cheese, italian seasoning, garlic/celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, and steak seasoning. As well as a chopped chili. Very tasty!

>> No.5700949

>>5700909
>>5700922
Sorry bud, not falling for it. Try again next time.

>> No.5700955

>>5700942
That sounds good, but to be honest I think you'd be smarter to use a cheaper cut of meat than ribeye. If you're going to marinate something in lime juice (a tenderizing marinade) you can use something like a flank steak, which is cheaper and will benefit more from the marinade. If I cook ribeyes it's usually just salt and pepper on a grill, because they're good enough to stand on their own.

>> No.5701130

>>5700810
I think it's hilarious

>> No.5701150

>>5701130
I think it's hilarious that people take it seriously. If they can't handle people telling you your food looks like shit then why are they posting it on 4chan of all places? If 4chan was around in the 1500's then everyone on /ic/ would be telling Da Vinci that his Mona Lisa was shit.

>> No.5701156

>>5700372
I would bury my face in all three of those girls.

Jeeze, I love camel toes

>> No.5701298

Butter Chicken

>> No.5701320
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Beef stew

>> No.5701367

>>5701320
>massive chunks of onion
I like your style.

>> No.5701593

>>5701367
The chunks are potatoes

>> No.5701610

>>5701593
I'll try n remember what went in.

Chuck steak, carrot, onion, celery, potato, red wine, beef stock, rosemary, garlic, bay leaf.

I think that's it.

>> No.5701612

>>5701150
>Thinking that criticism is constrained to 4chan.

Protip: Da Vinci did, in fact, have his detractors...

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4x Lamb Shanks, 2 potatoes, 2 carrots, chopped tomatoes, garlic, red win and several other herbs and spices.
8 hours slow cooked, its cant wait.

>> No.5702245

>>5701612
I don't think it's constrained to 4chan, but I do think that most everyone here gets off on putting other people down, moreso than the general population does.

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>>5701320
>>5701649
I guess Sunday is a good day for slow cooking. Last night I took some home-canned tomato salsa and goosed it up with a few more peppers and more onions and garlic. Cooked it down until it was nice and spicy then used it to slow cook some chicken thighs. I just finished pulling it a few minutes ago.

>> No.5703308

i cannot choose between these /ck/

>plain fried rice (rice+egg)
>sandwich (jj's, subway, or baldinos)
>burgers

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>>5694740
>Slap on an Instagram filter
>High quality picture

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>>5703308

>> No.5703395
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trying to clear out my fridge and freezer.

>> No.5703401
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last night

>> No.5703403
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tonight

>> No.5703416

>>5703395
Looks good. Why is that kiwi yellow?

>> No.5703432
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Vermicelli bowl with grilled pork and egg roll

>> No.5703449

>>5703416

its poisoned

>> No.5703459

>>5703308
Make the rice or the burgers. Spending money on takeout is almost always a waste of money.

>> No.5703501

>>5703416
The whole picture is yellow.

>> No.5703567

>>5703432
>grilled pork
Bacon

Looks pretty good though, did you make it?

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>>5703567
Not who you're responding to but that is not bacon, it's vietnamese style chargrilled pork, it isn't even similar to bacon. It is most likely a thinly sliced pork shoulder though I'm not sure I eat it often. pic related, educate yourself pleb.

>> No.5703787

>>5703416
it's golden kiwi (sweeter than green kiwi)

>> No.5703965
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spicy miso ramen with diced mixed olives.

>> No.5703985

>>5703716
Thank you for correcting our retarded friend.

>>5703567
No, I didn't make it. Got it at a pho restaurant.

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My dinner. 4 of each type of DLT.

>> No.5704452

>>5704448
what the third type besides nacho cheese and cool ranch?

>> No.5704454

>>5704452
Fiery. Has a chili-lime taco shell.

>> No.5704463

>>5700605
I love those things.

>> No.5704466

>>5704454
oh havent seen that one, is it not just a lava shell?

how much was it?

>> No.5704468

>>5694303

McChurger is what ive always called it

>> No.5704470

>>5704466
>is it not just a lava shell?

Nope, it's coloured red like the lava shell though.

$1.39 for regular, $1.69 for supreme

>> No.5704473

>>5693582
I bought some cheap beef steak that was discounted for being almost too old to sell.
Then I overcooked it and ate it with slices of raw green pepper and a can of Sprite.

It was a pretty disappointing experience, overall.

>> No.5704475

>>5704470
do they not cut you a discount for the 12 pack?

>> No.5704476

>>5704448
My prayers are with your toilet.

>> No.5704478

>>5704475
They did. It only came out to $15 something with tax.

>> No.5704479

>>5704473
That sounds like most of my meals.

>> No.5704487

>>5704478
not bad.

>> No.5704495

>>5704473
I've been there before. Just try to be happy about the fact that you had something to eat in the first place.

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I just have some random pics I took while making it, but for dinner, I made grilled red trout, roasted tri - color carrots, and a cucumber, heirloom tomato, and purple basil salad. I stuffed the trout with herbs and lemon before grilling. Here's a pic of the trout after cleaning and scaling.

>> No.5704528

>>5704521
Go on...

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>>5704521
Here's the carrots after roasting on the grill. They tasted glorious.

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>>5704530
Here's a pic of the salad. I made a light red onion vinaigrette for it as well. Those tomatoes were anazing, the green tomato (which was ripe, not an unripe tomato) was more acidic, but the small reds were unbelievably sweet. I'm going to use the rest of the purple basil for pesto.

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>>5704544
Fish before grilling.

>> No.5704559

>>5704552
Oh wait AFTER grilling, sorry. I had removed the skin on that side for ease of removing the bones, but don't worry, that delicious crispy skin didn't go to waste.

>> No.5704564

>>5704552
Looks good, please continue.

>> No.5704788

Neighbor gave me a fucking ton of tomatoes and cucumbers from her garden. I've been eating that shit nonstop for 3 days.

>> No.5705022

>>5700605
>buying wood chips to smoke things with
>BUYING WOOD CHIPS
You must live in a really shitty area.

>> No.5705233

>>5704788
[obligatory cunnilingus joke]

>> No.5705694

>>5702254
every day is a good day for slow cooking. I only recently got one (a slow cooker) and started making heaps of meals. It is 100% win because you can just throw the ingredients into the cooker right before work, set it to 8 hours, come home and mouth fuck a spoon in complete heaven

>> No.5705698

>>5704788
how though?
I make a more substantial salsa style salad with cucumber, tomato, basil and onion. Olive oil and vinegar dressing.
Put in a wrap with some seared beef slices or chicken and you have a cheap butt filling meal.
Fairly light and healthy too.

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>> No.5705809

>>5705743
curry or brown gravy?

>> No.5705811

>>5705698
>butt filling meal
I lel'd

>> No.5706661

>>5704530

Delicious.

The funny thing is that if you have any leftovers of those, the purple carrots will stain the orange ones and make them look hideous.

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well-done steak garnished with a marshmallow

>> No.5706983

>>5706970
Stay-puft steak man, stay-puft

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I present to you all my hoagie burger. Half pound rectangle of beef with some american ducking velvie cheese. BLACK FOREST HAM GOD DAMN

>> No.5707013

>>5693582

Tilapia stuffed with crabmeat, but all of the recipes I have found so far call for tons of butter and/or cream cheese and/or (ick) mayonnaise.

Suggestions welcome.

Standard tilapia:

sprig of thyme and rosemary
fish
sprinkle fresh thyme and rosemary, black pepper
1/3 cup of stock
slow oven until done

I might just put the crabmeat on top, maybe mix it with mustard and some Old Bay. But I can't deal with the cream cheese and huge amounts of butter.

>> No.5707014

>>5706987

That's some good lookin bread.

>> No.5707044

>>5707013

Sautee the crab with fresh tarragon, parsley and a small amount of olive oil, bit of lemon zest and juice. salt and pepper

stuff and cook your tilapia as you planned.

Save your butter and top the motherfucker with hollandaise, smoked paprika.

>> No.5707047

>>5707013

Purpose of the mayonaisse, not miracle whip, is to act as a quick binder for the crab meat because the meat tends to want to fall apart on its own.

Mayonaisse is just oil, vinegar and egg.

Butter and or cream cheese are substitutes for the mayo, but will not lend as much richness as mayo.

Before you act like a faggot try out some recipes before you bash them.

>> No.5707057

>>5707044
>sautee the crab

Typically I'd agree with you chef, but if that cunt sautees can crab then it'll be fucking rubbish by the time the tilabia is done cooking.

I'm guessing when they say stuffed, they mean, crab cake wrapped in tilabia filet and thrown in the oven. Herbed butter, or since the freak doesn't like mayo, a couple of yolks with seasonings and crumbs should work.

>> No.5707060

>>5707013
rosemary is such a terrible idea buddy!

>> No.5707067

>>5707057
If he's starting with raw crab he should be fine. The stuffing temp won't change significantly by the time the part of the tilapia touching the stuffing is cooked.

Source: did it with minced shrimp + scallion + water chestnut.

>> No.5707076
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5707076

Garliced-up Swiss Chard and Sweet Corn, Pepper, and Beans

>> No.5707080

>>5707076

I fucking love swiss chard. you ever do beet tops?

>> No.5707096

>>5707080
Yup, you pretty much have to if you're doing beets, plus it gives you a good green for a side.

>> No.5707101

>>5705809
Curry

>> No.5707128

>>5703403
What's with chili over spaghetti? The only time I ever saw it was in Wisconsin. Is it a midwestern thing?

>> No.5708266
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This plus noodles.

No finished picture, I was too hungry!

>> No.5708578
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haven't posted in a while

>> No.5708583

>>5708578
jesus christ man everything you touch turns to shit.

is your camera crying from what you put it through?

>> No.5708596

>>5708583

I'd cry too if I had to be the camera of a paleo dieter

>> No.5709000

>>5708266
What's the stuff on the top left?

>>5708578
What's the stuff on the top right?

>>5708596
>paleo dieter
>eating bread
I don't think that means what you think it means.

>> No.5709020

>>5709000
>>>5708578
>top right
some steamed purple cabbage and smoked sausage

>> No.5709065
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5709065

Beans and rice. My bird is pinching some.

ginger
garlic
chicken stock
mixed beans
canned tomato
chilli powder
jalapeno peppers
butter
jasmine rice

>> No.5709068

>>5709065
why is ur bird blushing aw so kawaii

>> No.5709125
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5709125

made a ghetto steak sandwich with provolone and sauteed onions and hatch chili and some guac with onion hatch chili jalapeno cilantro and lime.

Was all pretty decent considering I was really just trying to use up some stuff before it went bad.

>> No.5709128

>>5709068
fucking retard
>>5709065
what do you want bird hepatitis?

>> No.5709166

>>5709128
>fucking retard
No Anon, you are the retard. That other Anon was obviously making a joke.

>> No.5709214

>>5694303
where im from its either called the mcDank or the mcGangbang

>> No.5709221

>>5709128

psittacosis?

If I get sick because the bird is sick, then that would save my birds life since I would then know that she has a health problem. Birds are very good at hiding health issues.

I'm not too worried about diseases from my bird in general.

>> No.5709223

>>5709125
That looks damn delicious.

>> No.5709255
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It's lunch though, not dinner.

>> No.5709268

>>5697875
Woah... My parents have those plates, too. I'm kinda curious where they were sold now.

>> No.5709700

>>5709125
>Was all pretty decent considering I was really just trying to use up some stuff before it went bad.
Sometimes these types meals turn out to be the best I've cooked in awhile.

>> No.5710826

>>5701610
Should have put chicken stock in it instead of beef

>> No.5710837
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>>5693582

What is that on the rice La Choy???

>> No.5710900
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>>5710837
Nope, just some carrots, celery, onions, garlic, and pic related.

>> No.5710905

>>5710900
I love how nice and thick that curry stuff gets, too bad the flavor sucks.

>> No.5710929

>>5710905
Yeah, I prefer the flavor of other, powdered curry mixes, but I bought this on a whim and it's just so damn easy to make. I add a lot of nanami togarashi and it turns out pretty good.

>> No.5710934

>>5710900
Whenever I use this one, it thickens up too much. I can stand a spoon in it straight up.

>> No.5710939

>>5710934
Weird. Maybe try adding more water? I've only used it twice but it came out to a very good consistency both times. It doesn't need to simmer very long as it thickens up quite quickly.

>> No.5711036

>>5693582
Lentils with some supreme sauce drizzled on top.

>>5694303
McGangbang and McDank are what it's called around here, but I like McChubble.

>> No.5711179

>>5711036
>supreme sauce
please elaborate.

>> No.5711210

I had my first rare steak tonight. I always had it medium-rare before, but I had plenty of steaks prepared by my mother's boyfriend, so tonight I made my own with him telling me how to do it.

Jesus christ, the difference between medium-rare and rare is far greater than I could have imagined. It's TENDER, like really really tender. And juicy! I'm so stupid for having eaten steaks once a month for the last two years without having ever asked for rare until now. Don't make the same mistake as me, if there's anyone who still makes and eats their steaks any way but rare, stop.

>> No.5711216

>>5711210
One time I had an antelope steak cooked rare with a side of fingerling potatoes and asparagus. It was the best steak I'd ever had.

>> No.5712128

Chili lemon basil pork mince on rice.
Worked good with chicken, turned out pretty good with pork too.

600g pork mince, onion, garlic, capsicum , chili, pine nuts (pre-toasted), fish sauce, lemon juice and zest, salt and pepper... taste it after a bit and add hot paprika to fire it up some. Probably don't need salt in dishes with fish sauce.

>> No.5712163

>>5712128
Oh, and the important part: turn heat off, toss in a massive bunch of chopped basil, stir through and serve. This way you'll taste the basil and inner fulfilment will be one step closer.

>> No.5712171

>>5710837

I hate these so much

>> No.5712177

>>5711216
Antelope is really tasty. 2tasty actually

>> No.5712407

>>5712177
I never thought such a lean creature could taste so good.

>> No.5712414

>>5711210
Will try it.

>> No.5712415

I made a big batch of veggie chili because I always like to have a few meals in the freezer and just ran out

I think I went a bit too heavy on the tomato paste though, not my best work

>> No.5712459
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turkey chili

>> No.5712482

turkey chilli :3

2 lbs of lean turkey
2 big ass cans of diced tomatos
2 cans of kidney beans
2 cans of black beans
(sometimes 1-2 cans more)
5 bell peppers of different colors
4 celery stalk things
1 big sweet yellow onion
2 chipotle peppers
2 serano peppers
1 jalepino pepper
(usually use habanero in winter)
if it wasnt swimwear season i put shell pasta in a bowl and put in some velveeta, melt in microwave, then pour chili over it

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>> No.5712589

>>5707128

it's a cincinnati thing

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>>5712582
tell me about this

>> No.5712709

>>5712687
It's kind of a pita bread with a garlic yogurt souce, corn salad and a few chicken stripes

>> No.5712719

>>5709214
This. I've always preferred McDank, because I only get them when I'm high.

>> No.5712726

>>5712582
Prettiest thing in this thread, other than the cameltoe. How did you cook that chicken?

>> No.5712734

>>5703432
absolutely patrish
10/10

>> No.5712747

Going to bake some chubab (arabic bread) and fill it with left-over vegetables with cinnamon etc , some philadelphia aswell because need to get rid of this shit

>> No.5712750

>>5712734
wow you are gay

>> No.5712753

>>5712750
rude

>> No.5712896

>>5712726
Just cook in a pan with some spices ^^

>> No.5712996

>>5697875
>>5693582
>>5709268

I HAVE THESE PLATES TOO. I GOT THEM FROM MY DEAD GRANDMA.

>> No.5713080

>>5712996
OP here, I'm pretty sure they were in my house when I moved in around 10 years ago. And we bought this house from a dead lady's estate.

>> No.5713140

>>5712896
WHAT SPICES DAMMIT. Also do you have an easy recipe for the bread and yogurt sauce?

>> No.5713145
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top kek

>> No.5713151

>>5706987
the fried egg ruins it

>> No.5713155

>>5713151
fried egg on a burger is delicious tho

>> No.5713210

>>5713140
Chili, soyasouce, pepper, lemonjuice, a bit asian spice mix and salt
And no sorry dont have the recipe anymore found it online
But the yogurt sauce is just yogurt, salt, pepper and fresh garlic and a little shot of milk

>> No.5713233

>>5713145
10/10

>> No.5713253

>>5713210
thanks bub

>> No.5713264

>>5713253
No problem

>> No.5713357

>>5694303
my friends used to call them McChubbles

>> No.5713567

>>5713357
my friends used to call them gross

>> No.5714258
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I made a burrito with some saffron rice and shredded chicken, with copious amounts of pic related.

>> No.5714314
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I'm going to reverse sear this rib eye....

>> No.5714319
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>>5714314
And roast these veggies...

>> No.5714321

>>5714314
>>5714319
Do continue.

>> No.5714328

>>5714321
Give me about 15 minutes, veggies are in the oven.

>> No.5714329

>>5714321
FYI, I seasoned the rib eye and baked it for twenty minutes in a 275 degree oven.

>> No.5714331

>>5714328
I'll be waiting. Ribeye is my weakness.

>> No.5714338

this thread is approaching seven days old

i'm impressed

>> No.5714344

>>5714338
Me too. Who knew that /ck/ was full of people who actually like to cook? (I'm being completely serious).

>> No.5714353

Had grilled tuna wraps.
>Coconut wrap
>julienned cucumber and scallions
>sliced radishes
>sliced Fresno peppers
>sliced avocado
>pickled ginger
>grilled tuna steak, sliced (which I had marinated for a bit in some soy, honey, sesame oil, garlic, ginger, and sambal)
>grilled pineapple spear

They were fucking delicious.

>> No.5714366

>>5714353
>They were fucking delicious.
That does sound very good, and a very interesting combination of flavors. Is that a recipe you came up with yourself or something you found somewhere else?

>> No.5714380

>>5714366
It's just something I came up with myself. I had a couple of small tuna steaks and a ripe pineapple, and needed to feed three people, so making wraps was the perfect answer to that. All the other ingredients I just decided on as I went along.

>> No.5714385

I made some pasta

>boiling some cheap tortellini in a frying pan
>have to eat some of these vegetables my mom gave me on the weekend
>wash tomatoes and put in random plastic jar, pour in boiling water
>jar melts a bit, but mostly holds shape
>rough chop some basil and fine dice some onion
>browse some /ck/
>pasta starts sizzling from kitchen
>the water is gone, put the pasta into a bowl
>tomatoes done blanching, peel them and take out stem bit
>hold tomatoes over frying pan and thin slice the right in with a shitty knife
>add salt, pepper, and oregano
>browse some more /ck/
>go back and mash the tomato a bit with potato masher
>add onion and basil
>boil until the tomato liquid is gone and the onion bits are clear
>serve on top of shitty pasta

I think this might be one of the best things I've ever eaten

>> No.5714386

>>5714380
Nice job man, would love to taste that.

>> No.5714434

>>5714386
Thanks! I'll probably make them again sometime, because everyone enjoyed them. That goes in "the file".

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>>5714331
Veggies are done. Time to start the rib eye...

>> No.5714514
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>>5714505
Let the cast iron skillet heat up for a few minutes and put side one down in a bit of oil.

>> No.5714530
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>>5714514
And proceed to side 2. At this point I added a slab of butter and bathed the steak with the oil/butter combo...

>> No.5714544
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>>5714530
Plated and ready to enjoy...

>> No.5714546

>>5714530
I'm liking where this is going.

>> No.5714549

>>5714544
>he didn't let the steak rest

>> No.5714552

>>5714544
I already ate dinner and you're making me hungry. I'm gonna grill some ribeyes this weekend, thanks for the inspiration.

>> No.5714557

>>5714549
It rested under foil for ten minutes.

>> No.5714566

>>5700709


>tfw forgot to buy activated almonds

>> No.5714573
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>>5714544
Perfection...

>> No.5714679

>>5714573
Overcooked

>> No.5714703

>>5714679
Says you. Using the reverse sear method makes the steak the same doneness all the way through. Searing it at the end gives it the crust.

I realize that this is alien to many on this board, including yourself. But that doesn't negate it. This steak was perfect.

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>> No.5714812

Had tamales at a local mexican joint.

Might have been the best dinner i've ever eaten, and only two bucks per tamale.

>> No.5714866
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5714866

mini open-faced sandwiches

chicken, pepper jack cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, cucumber ranch dressing.

>> No.5714900

>>5714679
Fuck off, dwebe. You wouldn't know a properly cooked steak if it was rammed up your poop hole.

>> No.5714925

>>5714703
Settle down bitch, I only commented on the doneness if the steak. I don't give a damn how it was prepared.

But since you brought it up I feel I should inform you that you did not reverse sear that steak. Unless you left out the part where you first used indirect heat to cook the steak prior to searing it in your cast iron skillet then all you did was cook a steak on cast iron.

>> No.5714935

>>5714925
And you are the dumb fuck who didn't bother to read the thread.

>> No.5714953

>>5714935
My mistake. In all fairness the bit I missed was in anon's reply to someone saying "Do continue". I was only looking at the picture posts. My apologies.

>> No.5714973
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5714973

I did that on purpose.

>> No.5714980
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>>5695000
Sorry, but that what fuck is an urban chick egg?

>> No.5715035
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I went to my local Asian buffet for dinner tonight. While I prefer my mackeral raw, they have a cooked mackeral that I love. Pic related

>> No.5715053
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5715053

>>5715035
They also have great sushi and my favorite (pic related). Probably ate a pound of salmon sashimi

>> No.5715088

>>5693582

i have those same plates

>> No.5715123

>>5715035
dam that look like some doo doo

>> No.5715125
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5715125

Tried an indian place I'd never been to with a few friends to celebrate one of their birthdays. It ended up being a little fancier than I expected but the food was boss as fuck. The naan were super sized and delicious. Sorry the pic is bad I was trying to be inconspicuous, pictured is my butter chicken and about 1/4 of a garlic naan. will be going back.

>> No.5715172
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5715172

>>5693582
Homemade pasta

>> No.5715671

>>5714812
>tamales
Thanks, now it's 7:30 am and I want tamales.

>> No.5715757

>>5715123
What an intelligent post you've written. What other insights do you have to share?

>> No.5715763

>>5714980
Not that guy, but maybe he lives in a city but is able to keep a few hens. My city allows you to keep hens within city limits so I've got a few, and their eggs are quite good. I don't call them urban chicken eggs though, because that just sounds retarded.

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Duck magret with pear chutney (which also made the sauce with) and arugula salad.

>> No.5717267

What's a good meal I can make that involves chicken breast and pumpkin?

>> No.5717506

>>5716985
Looks good, but how did you manage to keep it on the plate like that?

>> No.5717511

pan fried a boneless chicken thigh and made a sandwich with pepper jack, mayo, and tapatio. It was pretty good.

>> No.5717515
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Red beans and rice.

>> No.5717631
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5717631

I made a burrito with some leftover mojo pork, saffron rice, black beans, quesadilla cheese and habanero hot sauce.

>> No.5717633
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5717633

>>5717631
Here's a cross section

>> No.5717637
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>>5717633
And a slightly blurry cross section.

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5717641

>>5717506
I'm like Mognetus, the master of gravity

>> No.5717670
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>> No.5717725

>>5717670
What is it?

>> No.5717726

>>5717725
Sadness.

>> No.5717729

>>5717726
My best guess is some sort of fritter with a side of mayonnaise. Am I even close?

>> No.5717733
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>>5717729

Nope

>> No.5717743

>>5717733
You're not going to tell me what it is, are you?

>> No.5717750
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>> No.5717751
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>>5717743

>> No.5717753
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>> No.5717761

>>5717753
>literally meat and potatoes
That's a manly meal if I've ever seen one.

>> No.5717928

>>5709214
>>5712719
i can confirm both these anons are correct.

>> No.5718213

>>5693582

Just came to say I like your taste in plates.

>> No.5718305

>>5697446
why make the plate look nice when you're just gonna eat it while sitting on a couch and watching Jeopardy