/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5682685]

>there are people on /ck/ RIGHT NOW who only get cheese & pepperoni on their pizza's
more like plebberoni amirite?

[Anonymous No.5682693]

>>5682685
>not being patrician and ordering chicken

[Anonymous No.5682697]

>>5682685
I actually get half cheese and half pepperoni
so I can eat both cheese and pepperoni

[Anonymous No.5682703]

>>5682697
>buying half of a pizza with no cheese
pepperonifags ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.5682706]

nothing wrong with cheese and pepperoni fag

[Anonymous No.5682709]

>>5682706
everything wrong with cheese and pepperoni 7 year old neckbeard

[Anonymous No.5682710]

To me pizza is a comfort food to be enjoyed with friends. The last thing I want is an argument about toppings. Pepperoni is a compromise everyone can agree on.

[Anonymous No.5682711]

>>5682706
>you could literally put anything on pizza
>the entire point of pizza is in its variety of toppings
>picking the most popular topping and only that topping
I bet you still use windows 7

[Anonymous No.5682750]

>>5682685
>Not getting AT LEAST onions with their pizza
What's wrong with people these days? Onions loose all their flavor and take on a whole new taste when they've been cooked correctly, and on a pizza it absorbs more taste to it.

[Anonymous No.5682758]

>>5682685
>no vegetables

America, this is why we're fat.

[Anonymous No.5682769]

>>5682758
Putting fewer toppings on your pizza makes you fatter!

[Anonymous No.5682772]

>>5682758
>vegetables AND pizza
vegetables are good if you eat them instead of bad options, but eating them in addition to bad options will just exacerbate the problem

[Anonymous No.5682779]

I like a good Barbecue Chicken Pizza
New York style
>Almost too hot to eat, but not quite
>sauce is oozing and steaming
>fresh, delicious chicken breast shimmering with that tiny bit of grease
>Onions cooked to that perfect balance of crunchy raw and soft cooked
>that little bit of cilantro, adding that little kick
So good

[Anonymous No.5682859]

>>5682758
I thought pizza was a vegetable in the US of A?

[Anonymous No.5682879]

Mushrooms are the most underrated pizza topping.

[Anonymous No.5682885]

>>5682879
>Mushrooms

You mean olives, right?

[Anonymous No.5682893]

>>5682758
Yeah, he should have a diet coke too!
Seriously though, this must be bait.

[Anonymous No.5682895]

>>5682885
>adding a salty ingredient
>to pizza

[Anonymous No.5682908]

>>5682885
>Olives
You mean chicken, right?

[Anonymous No.5682909]

>>5682685

Chicken, mushrooms, red peppers and garlic.

[Anonymous No.5682911]

>ordering pizza
>not having based roasted potato topping

[Anonymous No.5682913]

>not making your own pizza with stuff that's actually nice and healthy on it

[Anonymous No.5682915]

>>5682706
Olives and garlic cloves are my favorite.

I hate meat on pizza though.

Also NYC/Long Island pizza master race.

[Anonymous No.5682916]

>>5682779
>Barbecue Chicken Pizza
wtf? There's no excuse for putting chicken on a pizza ever.

[Anonymous No.5682922]

>>5682916
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.5682923]

>>5682916
Or barbecue sauce.

Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5682924]

>>5682916
Bet this pleb gets his Pizza from dominoes.

[Anonymous No.5682926]

>>5682685
>Ride home from Six Flags
>Stop by a sketchy looking pizza place
>Has fries, nacho cheese and Cecina in a slice.
Seriously, best pizza slice I've had EVER.

[Anonymous No.5682929]

>>5682915
Mah nigga.

Garlic cloves on pizza make me have disgusting burps though.

[Anonymous No.5682962]

>>5682711
>I bet you still use windows 7
Shit, ive been spotted. Time to install gentoo.

[Anonymous No.5682973]

>>5682710
>>5682710
> Pepperoni is a compromise everyone can agree on.

No, pizza is a social nuisance that nobody can agree on. Just when you think you have the perfect order there will be some fucking vegetarian, Jew-Kosher faggot, lactose intolerant motherfucker, and Haram-Islam bitch speak up and say the order is wrong.Ordering pizza for a group just never works. it's like you make the effort and try to please all the parties because its pizza, but it just doesnt fucking work.

[Anonymous No.5682976]

gotta have onions and green peppers on a pizza

[Anonymous No.5682990]

>>5682710
>Pepperoni is a compromise everyone can agree on.
Not in the circles I run with. When I order a bunch of pizzas the mushroom and the sausage & onion go first. Then people slowly pick off the last of the cheese and pepperoni. List slice left could be either one.

[Anonymous No.5683005]

>>5682990
Your friends are gay. Sorry to break it to you.

[Anonymous No.5683016]

>>5682859
no but mac and cheese is in texas

[Anonymous No.5683022]

>>5682973
Every party i've went to always gets either meat lovers or more then one pizza to make everyone happy
i've never seen that be a nuisance
then again all my friends are pretty open to food

[Anonymous No.5683026]

>>5683005
>Your friends are gay.
Only a few of them.

[Anonymous No.5683037]

>>5682685
No, you're not right. Pizza is wonderful because you get to put pretty much anything on it you want. But you're trolling, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.5683043]

>>5682973
That's their problem then. Mommy should have packed them their halal lunch or their gefilte fish and matzo crackers. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.5683060]

I love balkan style pizza:
Eggplant squares
Olives
Bulgarian cheese
Tomatoes
Garlic

[Anonymous No.5683064]

>>5682916
I remember my first encounter with chicken and bbq sauce on a pizza, damn nearly spat it out by reflex.

[Anonymous No.5683079]

Man there is nothing that can make me relax than a anchovy pizza with extra cheese

[Anonymous No.5683088]

>just plain cheese pizza for me thanks :^)
>eats one slice

[Anonymous No.5683096]

>>5682973

Based Waits

>>5683016

>implying I was joking
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/nov/18/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-so

[Anonymous No.5683106]

>Anything but homemade sauce, fresh basil & fresh mozzarella
>"Pizza"
disgusting

[Anonymous No.5683208]

>>5683096
im not joking either
there are restaurants in texas that have signs and things that say VEGETABLE OF THE DAY: MAC N' CHEESE

[Anonymous No.5683230]

you are right sir. pepperoni is ok, and good on little seaneser's for five bucks, but I like thin crust sausage, mushroom and black olive.I had a ileostomy, with massive complications, set up and take down but prior to the take down (zipp up) I went 6 days with out food. no big deal. my first meal aside from jello they want to hear you fart) was two slices of pizza, sausage, mushrooms, black olives. would have had a beer, but gingerale was great. get a colonoscopy if you can. My dr.s were great, truly, but they had little to work with and I had 0 insurance that would cover THAT 300K still the same pizza is great, and I like peperonie on ritz but if you sense any thing wrong, go see a md I was luking fucky.

[Anonymous No.5683253]

>>5683230
>1990+14
>pretending to be ORG

[Anonymous No.5683271]

>>5683253
>>1990+14

[Anonymous No.5683281]

>>5682693
disgusting

[Anonymous No.5683282]

there are people that get more then one meat and one veggie/fruit topping on their pizza.

[Anonymous No.5683334]

>>5683282
>fruit topping on their pizza
That's a whole other world of wrong, right up there with chicken.

[Anonymous No.5683340]

>>5683334
>not getting chicken cerry

[Anonymous No.5683354]

>>5683334
>ham and pineapple

also bell peppers are fruit, chilies are fruit

[Anonymous No.5683385]

>>5683354
yeah
and I don't know why anyone would put those on pizza either

[Anonymous No.5683420]

>>5683354
Ham and pineapple is pig disgusting.
Tomato is a fruit, too, but it's more savory than sweet, so most folks (other than taxonomists) class it as veg.

[Anonymous No.5683442]

>>5683334
>implying barbecue pineapple chicken pizza isn't delicious

[Anonymous No.5683501]

I prefer "supreme" pizza. Love that flavor combo of the peppers, onion, meat. There's this woman at my work who actually said this the other day "I only eat pepperoni pizza. Never tried any other kind and I'm never going to". She's PROUD of this. It's absurd to me, as I'm someone who likes to try many things in different ways. For food, that is. I wasn't always open-minded. When I was in my teens I actually refused pepperoni many times. I guess that makes it a little more absurd for me to find someone who will ONLY have pepperoni pizza and not even try another topping. I was put off and honestly interested, so I approached her myself and yes it's true, she ONLY eats pepperoni pizza and will not taste an alternative. She's fucking proud of this shit. WTF, guys?!

[Anonymous No.5683513]

>>5683354
Yeah, but unlike pineapple, bell pepper is great on pizza because it's not disgustingly sweet after and before being cooked. Pineapple chunks create a disgustingly sweet and watery juice explosion on a pizza that is so out of place and even offensive. It's SHIT. It sucks. Stop doing it. Stop talking about it. JUST STOP.

[Anonymous No.5683631]

>>5682758
>>5682859
>>5683016
>>5683096
False, they said it counts as a vegetable serving such as for the "food pyramid" (which was bought and paid for by the grain industry). It also probably counts as a grain too, but do people like to durr hurr hurr about that? No they don't, and I do not wonder why.

[Anonymous No.5683667]

>People actually arguing over whether or not having just cheese and pepperoni on a pizza is acceptable or not
At least its not another chili thread arguing over having beans in them or not

[Anonymous No.5683690]

>>5682711
>>picking the most popular topping and only that topping

it's popular because it's liked, not vice versa. you 14 fucking year old wannabe counter culture loser.

[Anonymous No.5683694]

>>5683690
>there is almost no variety in your selection because people like having only one topping!

[Anonymous No.5683782]

>>5683106
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.5683796]

objective best pizza
>american cheese first layer
>mix of garlic sauce and sriracha
>regular cheese next layer
>shrimp
>crabmeat
>bacon
>jalapenos
>banana peppers
>a layer of provolone on top

[Anonymous No.5683800]

>>5683796
go away japan

[Anonymous No.5683803]

>>5683800
I live in Maryland

I used to make pizzas for years

now I have a corporate office job

[Anonymous No.5683804]

>>5683800
Japan doesn't so that, mate.

They don't have that much cheese on the whole island.

[Anonymous No.5683806]

Italian sausage is the GOATest pizza topping.

[Anonymous No.5683811]

>>5683806
>fukken pleb hasn't had lobster meat with fire sauce on his pizza
kek

[Anonymous No.5683812]

>>5683804
it's only three layers of cheese. besides the american cheese melts down into some kind of sauce

[Anonymous No.5683973]

>>5683631
>implying counting pizza as a vegetable serving isn't equally retarded
>being this buttblasted

[Anonymous No.5683984]

>>5682685

the best thing of all is Italians have stolen pizza recipe from French people during the fifteen century, and nobody give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.5684016]

>>5683984
Yeah, nobody gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.5684056]

>>5684016

perché avete tutti un cazzo negro nel culo, succhiacazzi d'italiano.

[Anonymous No.5684069]

>>5683984

Yeah, that's why the earliest mention of "pizza" goes back to 900AD, italy. Cos they stole it from the french 500 years later.

[Anonymous No.5684075]

I know this is troll...but there's a flavor unlike it's own from a blend of just pepperoni and cheese and sauce and bread. Nothing more nothing less. There is, in essence, and quintessential taste there that defines the term "pizza" in a brief but flavorful manner.

[Anonymous No.5684084]

>>5684069

trololololoolololololol, that's untrue.
Read true history books, otherwise you'll only do asinine comments as yours ones.
You italians have the brain unto your ass, you fags could only suck our huge cocks, kikie

> inb4 kek

[Anonymous No.5684183]

Modern pizza is a wholly american invention. Italian pizza is just old bread with oil on it.

[Anonymous No.5684188]

>>5684084
>read true history books
>ie, the ones that confirm the thing that I was saying
>btw any book that doesn't say the thing I was saying is wrong

also
>otherwise you'll only do asinine comments as yours ones
that's some good english there pal

[Anonymous No.5684215]

How about a 30 inch pizza? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo

[Anonymous No.5684236]

Serpentor conquered europe with the creation of pizza

[Anonymous No.5684239]

>>5684236

[Anonymous No.5684244]

>>5684236
>>5684239

[Anonymous No.5684247]

>>5684236
>>5684239
>>5684244

[Anonymous No.5684249]

>>5684236
>>5684239
>>5684244
>>5684247

[Anonymous No.5684298]

>>5684236

this is only one proof that Italy hasn't invented nothing in all History. We could debate also on your Roman Empire's Emperors. For example there's stated in some old american comic book that your Julius Caesar was killed by a drunkard english man, just for saying. You didn't created nothing. History teaches all.

[Anonymous No.5684892]

>>5684298
Someone doesn't not needs to teach you english.

[Anonymous No.5684935]

Anyone else a fan of jalapeno and pineapple pizza? I tried it last year and it's easily my favourite topping combination.

[Anonymous No.5684960]

>people still posting in this thread
I just wanted an excuse to use "plebberoni" but I guess pizza general is okay too

[Anonymous No.5684993]

Anchovy and capers master race

[Anon No.5685765]

Gorgonzola, mushrooms, onions. Bang.

[Anonymous No.5687331]

>>5684935
YES it's awesome because it's different. Sweet and spicy.

[Anonymous No.5687350]

>>5684935

That sounds pretty good I'll have to try it.

I love pepperoni + pineapple and some veggies as well. Sweet and spicy is such an amazing combo for pizza.

[Anonymous No.5687361]

>>5682685
I like a pizza with extra cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, and mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.5687368]

>>5682685
I still can't get over reading that Mitt Romney pulls the cheese off of his pizza...

[Anonymous No.5687380]

Anyone who orders 'just cheese' is fucking retarded
Cheese is not a topping, it's a requisite, if you order a pizza with nothing on it, you don't get bread with sauce.

[Anonymous No.5687388]

If you reflexively order anything but a plain slice, chances are you've never tasted good pizza

[Anonymous No.5687391]

>>5687368

Mittens is a robot the cheese would likely clog his various tubes, bladders, and pumps.

[Anonymous No.5688005]

>>5682915
fagola

[Anonymous No.5688072]

>>5687388
You can still tell if the basic pizza is good or bad even with toppings on it unless they are very over powering or you load them on until the pie is over 50% topping.

[Anonymous No.5688082]

>>5682685
It is easier to calculate the charge for offline pizzerias if you go with simpler pizzas. Specialty pizzas are usually a scam.

[Anonymous No.5688127]

>>5682685
you sure are, shit tier pizza.

[Anonymous No.5688146]

>>5682693
chicken on pizza is probably 2 weeks old and just out of the freezer.

thanks but no thanks

[Anonymous No.5688155]

>>5682913
This.

If you take the time you can make your own tomato sauce that tastes so good you can significantly cut back on the cheese.

[Anonymous No.5688161]

>>5688146
Not to mention it was precooked in a factory, probably boiled, and flash frozen on site then shipped to them.

[Anonymous No.5688684]

>>5688155
>implying the places I go to don't use good tomatoes

not my fault you only have papa johns and other chemical-filled garbage

[Anonymous No.5688709]

>>5684935
>pineapple pizza

[Anonymous No.5689365]

Spinach and Feta Cheese here

[Anonymous No.5690537]

I used to only enjoy Pepperoni pizza, but now get some variation of 'mexican' which would be something like: jalapenos, bell pepper, tomato, pepperoni, olives, chilli flakes, sometimes ham.

The fucking worst topping to me is pineapple. I'm eating pizza because it's savory and warm, pineapple completely ruins that for me and is a texture like eating a burst zit.

[Anonymous No.5690541]

Chicken and onions = Gains and good taste
Cannot be beaten, except by certain specialty pies, but you can't guarantee that every pizza place you go to has Chicken Francaise pizza.

[Anonymous No.5690545]

>Beef, onions, jalapenos, bacon and spaghetti
Scientifically proven to be the best toppings

[Anonymous No.5690550]

>>5690545
>pasta ON pizza

[Anonymous No.5690554]

>>5690550
It's great

[Anonymous No.5690578]

>>5682915
>>5682929
I know this is a 3 day old post but my fucking niggas.

Nothing beats 2 grandma slices from a pizzeria (Umbertos) on lawng island

[Anonymous No.5690617]

I do like pep and cheese on razor thing pizzas. It just works.

Otherwise, I just like anchovy, maybe throw in some olives, mushrooms, and/or prosciutto.

[Anonymous No.5690640]

White sauce, banana peppers, feta, onions, green peppers, chicken, diced tomatoes, spinach.

[Anonymous No.5690690]

>>5682685
Pineapple and pepperoni is best.

[Anonymous No.5691871]

Onions.
Just give me onions

[Anonymous No.5691875]

>>5682973

AMEN.

[Anonymous No.5691881]

I can eat pizza with pretty much any toppings, but I really only truly enjoy two types of pizza
>Pepperoni and Mushroom
>BBQ chicken pizza with no tomato sauce.

Those are just the best. Salami also sucks compared to Pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.5691888]

I bet OP puts bait on his pizza

[Anonymous No.5692674]

Bison meat is great on pizza

[Anonymous No.5692833]

>>5682685
Cheese and Pepperoni = hard working blue collar man. No frills, just whats necessary
>Plain Cheese = autistic betas, muh allergies, dont likes green things, animals haz soulz meat is murder crowd
>Supreme = typical liberal whiteknight, not leaving out any topping for fear of triggering a food group, being raycis, all for multiculturalism
>chicken and corn = pretentious fucks as well as brave souls. thing early aviators jumping off skyscaper with chicken suits
>no sauce = pizza hipsters, eating pizza without sauce because its cool and they conform to their non conformist attitutde of the group

[Anonymous No.5692842]

>>5692833
>pepperoni is necessary
hey everybody, it's johnny toofat

[Anonymous No.5692853]

>>5691888
>anchovies
>bait
Bait is worms.

[Anonymous No.5692854]

>>5692833
>not 4 cheese + pepperoni

Still good taste there friend

[Anonymous No.5692862]

Olive and pineapple will always be my favorite... sweet and salty. I like to make it myself though, so I can make the pineapple pieces smaller/thinner so they don't overwhelm everything with juice.

[Anonymous No.5692868]

>>5692833
What's wrong with chicken and corn? A toasted chicken, corn and cheese sandwich is fantastic. Its the same shit.

I like authentic Italian toppings but if I'm at an inferior establishment I'll get supreme/veggie supreme cos I like lots of flavours

[Anonymous No.5692879]

Love me some anchovies.