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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Expediter
>Customers complain about raw food
>Contestants get yelled at

HOW IS IT GETTING PASSED GORDON IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>> No.5674629

>>5674602
>fox
Oh god it's worse than I thought.

>> No.5674652

>>5674602
food network is ruined. now junk, full of shows like: "hurry up and cook this really fast! YOU ONLY GET THOSE SQURE APPLE PIES FROM SCHOOL AND PEPPER PACKETS FROM A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT , AW **** WHAT DID YOU COOK IN THE 5 seconds we gave you to build a masterpiece out of these HIGH QUALITY INGREDIENTS!?!?, WHAT IS THIS! ITS RAW YOU PATHETIC FOOLS! HOW UNACCEPTABLE! NOW STAND THERE AND ACCEPT OUR PRETENTIOUS SMUG DECONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IN HOPE THAT WE WILL BE NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE 5000 DOLLAR PRIZE EVEN THOUGH ALL THE DISHES WILL COMPLETELY SUCK BECAUSE OF THE HORRID CONDITIONS WE EXPECT YOU TO COMPETE IN!"
PISH POSH HUE ITS TOO SWEET
PISH POSH HUE ITS TOO SALTY
WAIT, WHAT IS THIS... IMPOSSIBLE...YOU ADDED ONIONS EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NO IDEA THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THEM SO I WONT EVEN TRY TO BE UNBIASED AND GIVE YOUR DISH A FAIR RATING!

YOUR SLICED!!!

ALLEN QUIZ

SCREW YOU FOOD NETWORK!! AND SCREW ALL THE COOKING NETWORKS THAT BECOME CORRUPT MAINSTREAM REALITY T.V. STRESS SPONGES WITH NO FOCUS ON FOOD AND LOTS OF YELLING AND CONFLICT!

(part 1)

>> No.5674654

>>5674652
(done)

WHY DID YOU GET RID OF UNWRAPPED AND GOOD EATS

GOOD EATS + unwrapped = BEST FOOD NETWORK SHOWS EVER

WHY. WHY DID YOU TURN ALTON BROWN INTO A SUPER VILLAIN?!

I mean every single show has become "yelling with food" or "cooking in stereotypical countrygals kitchen with her family" there are over 3 different shows of each of these easily and the only good thing left to watch on t.v. is a guy who runs around eating tons of spicy heart attack food for competitions, gets sweaty and gives up half the time, a guy who goes around and eats the testicles of every single animal on earth everywhere so that I have no desire left to eat at home, and a guy who talks and talks and pretends he knows everything about nothing until someone looks at him strange for wearing boots in france while drinking absinthe.

what has food become on t.v.? I just turn off the t.v. now and cook at home. I enjoy the process of making my delicious food without some angry chef turns his face red yelling at me or some judge disapproving of me. sometimes I dream of going on chopped and telling the judges to tell them where they can shove it.

I hope you understand /ck/

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>>5674652

>> No.5674658

the try hard faggot on the left made me drop that shit quicker than anything else

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>>5674652
>SQURE APPLE PIES FROM SCHOOL AND PEPPER PACKETS FROM A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
>YOU ADDED ONIONS

>> No.5674663

>>5674658

Ghram a tryhard faggot? Don't you mean Joe?

>> No.5674666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfbbY30vyL0

>> No.5674674

>>5674666

why is marco so perfect ;_;

>> No.5674843

>>5674652
>YOU ADDED ONIONS EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NO IDEA THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THEM
So, was this a real thing? I could not take a food critic who dislikes onions seriously.

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>>5674652
>>5674654

i really like you

are you a grill cuz i want to bang ur brain pls

nvm are u a qt guy cuz i'm desperate

>> No.5675188

I see you are all underage. This is what we call a "fad", even television networks have them. You'll find in a few years a new fad will come along and replace this fad.