/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5674361]

ITT: Food related phrases that make you cringe

>Well done steak
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[Anonymous No.5674407]

>/ck/ plebs don't know how to make a juicy well-done steak

Well of course you don't do it on high heat retard.

[Anonymous No.5674475]

>>5674361
>'lets add more color'
fuck you nigga I dont care about the color

[Anonymous No.5674515]

>Im gluten free

>Thank you for your service

>Im lactose intolerant, a little bit is ok but

>I cant eat any fructose onion garlic chilli

>I cant eggs... (sometime later)... give me mayo

>Im allergic to chicken (some chemical)

>Pork is against my religion. No pork products have touched this?

>Can i take this off and put this on?

>The food was wonderful and tasted amazing but the execution wasn`t very good.

>You tell me! I only ate because i was hungry. But it was the driest duck ive ever eaten. Just look at my wifes... ( why didnt you tell me man...)

>(Long silences and feelings of awkward tension; blind/first date, breakup, racist)

>can i book a table at 7:30pm...

>can i get a table window, i always get a window table, i wont sit away from the window

> ive been coming here for decades! Its just not the same ! (Starts crying)

>can i get a quiet table

>can i bring my own food, wine

>is it free range, organic, wild

>where is it from?


There all valid questions and dont really piss me off. It depends on the circumstances... gluten has gotten out of hand.