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top kek

>> No.5673933

>Guy Fieri
>"The Olive Garden"
And I guess Betty Crocker is an alien too?

That can't be real though. I mean, some of that is Landover Baptist Church-level parody of Guy Fieri's public persona... Right?

>> No.5673943

>donkamole
I kinda wanna know

>> No.5673949

>>5673933
No, it's TOTALLY real and not a painfully obvious joke at all, dude.

>> No.5673951

>>5673933
>That can't be real though.
thanks sherlok

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>>5673949
Well this may not be real but his vegas restaurant menu reads the same way and is 100% real

http://vegas.eater.com/archives/2014/04/21/the-full-menu-prices-at-guy-fieris-vegas-kitchen-bar.php

including such favorites as Sashimi Won-Tacos

Everyone's fave 'cuz they're wicked tasty! Sashimi grade ahi & serious mango-jicama salsa are packed into wonton taco shells + drizzled with "wow-sabi" cream.

>> No.5673974

>>5673968
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html?smid=fb-share&_r=1&

the best thing i've read in the NYT

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>>5673915
>$15.90 for a salad
Out of all that shit, thats what bothers me the most

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>>5673915
oh hey guys cool thread

>> No.5674000

>>5673983
I guess you've never been to new york or san francisco
>>5673989
pls no bully ;_;

>> No.5674006

>A Real Human Being And A Real Hero

A /tv/ poster opened their own restaurant, and doesn't serve fucking crab legs?

>> No.5674019

>>5673983
did you even read what it was

>> No.5674023

>>5673968
>The Mac + Cheese Bacon Burger $17

Who would even eat at his restaurants? It all sounds like shit.

>> No.5674024

>>5674006
>crab legs?
i am not aware of this meme, please inform

>> No.5674043

>>5674023
middle america bro

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>> No.5674092

Every time I read this I am in fucking tears. I wish this was around back in the day, I would have submitted it in my menu planning class. Absolutely brilliant. I want to shake the hand of the man who wrote this.