ITT: /ck/ tells FPS (fat people stores)

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ITT: /ck/ tells FPS (fat people stores) Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:08:24 2014 No.5663515 [DELETED]

I'm interested in hearing /ck/'s FPS. Yes, I am wondering how those stories differ here from /fit/

http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:17:53 2014 No.5663546 >>5663515 SAY NO TO FAT PEOPLE HATE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:18:45 2014 No.5663548 >>5663546 The only problem with fat shaming is that by the time you're shaming them it's already too late.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:18:58 2014 No.5663550 bump, this sounds like it has potential

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:19:50 2014 No.5663553 >>5663515 check your thin privilege you cis scum

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:26:57 2014 No.5663578 >>5663553 you are unhealthy and it is due to your lifestyle choices

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:28:06 2014 No.5663583 What is /ck/ telling fat people stores? What is a fat people store? Is it like an ice cream shop? Or a fitness boutique?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:31:47 2014 No.5663589 File: 45 KB, 259x428, 1d3a21814b16ac53f7fde7a6e6eae0d4babbc5a09b6effbe290fc049a06a33c4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >on /ck/ >want fat stories >on /ck/ pic related op

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:31:58 2014 No.5663592 >>5663583 FPS is more like Build A Bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:33:16 2014 No.5663597 >>5663589 You'd be surprised how many people on CK have eating disorders. Most of them are underweight or bottom end of average

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:42:33 2014 No.5663638 >>5663589 OP here. fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 20:44:55 2014 No.5663655 >>5663589 5'10 114 lbs reporting in If anyone from /fit/ is here, go ahead and thank me to ensure your gains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 22:36:59 2014 No.5664092 >>5663655 Jesus fuck and I thought I was bad. 5'7" Kill me and 130. Though it is more muscle than fat I feel like a pig

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 22:40:22 2014 No.5664106 >>5663589 Many of them seem to be alcoholics. This one can go either way. That's a lot of empty calories, but it depends on their dietary habits as well. Most alcoholics I know are quite underweight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 22:41:12 2014 No.5664108 >>5663546 SAY NO TO FAT PEOPLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 22:42:55 2014 No.5664116 >>5663546 SAY NO TO FAT PEOPLE HATE HATE

Anonymous Mon Aug 4 22:49:52 2014 No.5664136

I don't even have any good stories, but back when I was working a burger place, you could always tell the people who didn't even think twice about getting the double. It was just automatic, because they were a big guy (>for you) and that's just how they ate (or however they justified it.) And our double was fucking huge, like a 2/3rd pounder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 23:14:32 2014 No.5664210 How the fuck do people let themselves go so much that they have a waist apron made of fat hanging over their genitals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 4 23:19:40 2014 No.5664223 >>5664210 some people, after falling off the horse, proceed to eat the horse. huehuehuehuehaushaushuaushaus

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 01:56:44 2014 No.5664825 >>5663515 after being lost into the folds of fat then losing weight i swear my peen s is way nicer then ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 02:01:21 2014 No.5664839 >>5663589 haha oh man mackinac island i went there all the time as a kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 02:07:04 2014 No.5664865 >>5663515 >upstanding citizen refused service, forced into ambulance so they can receive "healthcare" >cops kidnap man who just wants to have some pizza statism thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 02:08:26 2014 No.5664869 >>5663655 Jesus christ, thank you hungry skeleton Now ffs go hit up a buffet or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 02:16:21 2014 No.5664888 >>5663655 thank you hungry skeleton

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 02:28:01 2014 No.5664921

No story, just that my neighbours are all fat and they make fun of my meals. It's not enough, they say. I tend to eat on the porch because the house is hot as fuck and I'm too cheap to turn on the AC plus we're in a valley and there's a nice breeze outdoors.

This morning, I'm eating some toast with jam and a cup of coffee before getting ready for work things when fatty neighbour number one comments that "dat ain't enuff food; mah fo' yr ol' granbebby wull slap da black off me if i gave him just one slice o'toast, ahyuk"
>It's enough,
I reply.
"It ain't!"
>It is. You just eat too much and are used to that.
"You rull funny, Anon, but i knows you's gonna go inside n eat mo' cuz that ain't nuff."
>Nope. I don't work out and I'm thin. You don't work out and you're fat. The only difference is the amounts we eat. You eat too much. Stop that.
I was prepared for getting yelled at, but was surprised when she said
"Y'noes, yr right. Mah dockta tol' me da sem fin."
>Then eat less!
"I don't wanna."
...
I don't think I will ever understand self-destruction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 12:11:31 2014 No.5665996 >>5664921 I can't tell if you're in the ghetto or just near some serious scousers

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 12:31:36 2014 No.5666037 >>5663655 shoo shoo gains goblin

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 13:20:11 2014 No.5666147 >>5663655 Thank mr. Skeltal

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 13:36:34 2014 No.5666191

>family always thought family was important
>have to spend a lot of time with grandparents, great aunts and whatever because they will die sooner
>we're always visiting grandma
>she's been over 350 pounds for decades
>broke her hip a few years back
>is now wheelchair bound because she couldn't do the physical therapy
>have to wheel her ass everywhere
>we go out to eat and the staff looks horrified
Fat rednecks are the worst, man. Hope she dies soon so we'll be out of our misery. Also every month or so she tries to bake something, starts adding in whatever she thinks tastes good, it ends up too sweet and we get guilt tripped that she tries so hard to cook for us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 13:43:24 2014 No.5666208 >be fat fuck >start losing weight >feeling better and doing more >skinny friends ask why I am doing it >say I am fine the way I am and not to worry about it >fat friends laugh and say I am being dumb and not living life Thanks guys.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 13:53:36 2014 No.5666237
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>"I'm watching my carbs"
>the fatty says as they devour a plate of sausage, cheese, and eggs

>"Those fruits and whole grains will make you fat"
>the fatty says to the skinny person with a healthy cardiovascular system

I don't get why fat people don't atleast wait until they're not fat before they act like they're weight-loss experts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 13:56:21 2014 No.5666243 >>5666208 you need to get better friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 14:02:31 2014 No.5666255 >>5666237 >I don't get why fat people don't atleast wait until they're not fat before they act like they're weight-loss experts. The first step to losing weight is to delude yourself so you can eat whatever you want, and then act superior about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 14:03:33 2014 No.5666258 >>5666208 I used to be fat and then I started commuting to school by bike. I eat more than I used to when I was fat. Most of my friends envy me to be able to eat cakes/sugary foods without guilt. I'm living life happier, eating more AND stay in shape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 14:21:51 2014 No.5666288 >>5664106 I'm an alcoholic whale. I still love FPS though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 14:28:30 2014 No.5666301 >fatass cousin won't eat regular white sandwich bread >says it has too many preservatives >is scared about what it might do to her insides >she said this to me while drinking the butter sauce off a plate at carrabbas

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 14:33:03 2014 No.5666311 >>5666237 >don't do what I do That is perfectly sound advice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 14:38:03 2014 No.5666326 >>5665996 Semi-ghetto. It's a transitional area on the cusp of white gentrification.

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Anonymous Tue Aug 5 14:58:38 2014 No.5666408

>i'm fat, yet try to slim down, and i slim down on the offshore rig to due honestly forgetting to sleep due to stress, and because they make kickass healthier food
>sister only drinks coke and sugary drinks, avoids water like the plague, has chocolates and snacks on her drawers
>i'm the one on the family that is always criticized

I mean, I'm fat, but my sister never gets called for her shit, despite living more unhealthy than me.
I'm thinking of going back to blue collar rig work, at least I was strongfat there, now I'm just fat on the office.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:00:33 2014 No.5666413 >>5666408 >at least I was strongfat there Just left construction. IKTF. It matters more that a man is fat than a woman.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:26:40 2014 No.5666498

>>5666208

im not fat, but im trying to get toned, which means cutting weight. I'm 175 at 5'9, and im about 10-15 lbs from having abs. I tell my heavier friends I'm trying to cut weight.

>why are you doing that?
>I want abs?
>oh, you don't need those
>yeah, but I want them
>here, drink this beer. Want a cupcake?

Every time a diet starts, friends offer to take me out to dinner.

I cant turn down a free meal.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:33:39 2014 No.5666530

>>5666237
Because being fat usually isn't about knowledge, it's about self-control and delusion. There are lots of fat people who know a lot about nutrition but they obviously don't follow that because they would rather eat a shit-ton and indulge their every want.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:34:15 2014 No.5666535

>>5664106
Alcoholic reporting in. I'm 6' 2" and 300 lbs. I don't exactly look 300 lbs because my upper body's frame is awkwardly large and holds a lot of fat, but I have a pretty big stereotypical gut. I weighed 240 and gained like 60 lbs after I broke my ankle and had to have surgery on it. I also have mild hypothyroidism. So empty calories from alcohol and a slow metabolism. I had a package of ramen noodles yesterday and a serving of one a day vitamin gummies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:41:57 2014 No.5666564 >>5663548 It isn't. I've lost close to forty pounds this year, and need more motivation. On the other hand, I'm not fat in my head, if that makes any sense.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:42:05 2014 No.5666565

Modern life conspires to cause a gradual fattening with age. Consumer culture, the celebration of excess, scary effective marketing, overall crap food and the impact of well meaning friends and family mean you've got to maintain decent willpower alongside a concious effort to have an active social group and lifestyle to simply stay the same shape.

I mean, you can maintain rigid discipline and make fitness a priority but you'll be in a minority hence the current obesity 'epidemic'. Also you are simply exercising choice and self validation of another form in our modern society.

I'm speaking as someone who has been 144lb at my lightest and 315lb at my heaviest. I've gone from being addicted to endurance exercise like cycling and swimming to being a competitive powerlifter and everything in between at various stages in my life. I might have well have had all types of eating disorders except the ones where you throw up food, but abusing stimulants, taking laxatives and dehydrating myself for weigh ins? Sure.

If I'm not 'trying' to do anything, I tend to sit around 230lb @ 6'2". This is quite fat, fatter than previous generations would have ever been, I'm like a 38-40" waist. My father was considered a 'big guy' and never weighed more than about 180lb.

My problem is booze. If I don't drink, I shed weight like crazy and sit approx 190lb. My diet is pretty healthy and 'clean', booze keeps me at my current weight and I drink basically a meal a day.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:43:32 2014 No.5666572

>>5666191
Does she smell bad?

I'm fat myself but not to the point where it physically hinders me in anyway.

But here is a story.

>go to chinese buffet
>happily enjoying my food and talking to friends
>go up to get another plate
>I see this very huge fat guy up at the counter waiting in line for custom made stir fry
>I think wow, what a big guy, whatever, and I proceed to load my plate
>I end up walking about 6 feet away from him and I suddenly smell this foul, soured, almost indescribable odor. I think it is probably from him, but it baffles me because I am like 6-8 feet away
>almost lose my appetite
>almost

I asked my friend about it and he was like "oh yeah, he smells bad". I kind of just feel sorry for the guy. He must not give a single fuck about anything anymore and is just waiting to die.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:44:27 2014 No.5666575

>>5666530

But how would they know their knowledge is correct if they haven't even tested it? When fat people research weight loss, they usually just look for things they want to agree with rather than what is actually true. The Atkins diet tells them they can eat all the bacon and pork rinds they want and that's enough to convince some people that it's ideal for weight loss, even though Atkins himself was obese. Then they have the balls to imply the diet of the rural Chinese and every other thin nation in the world will make you fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 15:45:18 2014 No.5666577 >>5666572 More than twice I've seen fat people leave a dressing room, someone else go in, then immediately leave. It happened to me once as well. The stench takes a second to hit you but it's overwhelming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 16:28:44 2014 No.5666724 >>5666564 Diligence and willpower are sexy things in this world. You've taken more than first steps already.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 16:44:01 2014 No.5666770

>be a fat guy
>sweat a lot
>one day, have a pain in belly button
>think I stretched the skin or something
>looking at belly button, it looks swollen
>prod w/ qtip
>belly button fills with yellow, cheesy pus
>looks like peanut sauce
>reeks
>clean belly button
>hydrogen peroxide that bitch
>started working out the next day

Only lost like 10 pounds before I gave up, but it was enough. Need to start working out again, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 17:15:17 2014 No.5666864 >>5663655 Thank you hungry skeleton, have a lovely day

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 17:17:10 2014 No.5666874 >>5664865 >upstanding But anon they couldn't even stand up without passing out

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 17:23:17 2014 No.5666898 >>5666498 Are you a jew, anon? cause if so iktf

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 17:25:12 2014 No.5666906 >>5666535 Hyperthyroid should cause 20lbs weight at MOST. Find out how many calories your body needs. Count your calories. Eat less than your body needs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 17:38:44 2014 No.5666938 >>5666208 Don't worry anon, we're gonna make it...we're all gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 17:52:10 2014 No.5666968 >>5664865 Oh, fuck off back to the woods with all the other libertards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 18:09:06 2014 No.5667005 >>5666770 did u eat it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 19:06:46 2014 No.5667169 >>5663655 Thank you, hungry skeleton.

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 19:44:02 2014 No.5667284
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>>5666191
>not having enough compassion for those who can't take care of themselves
>not loving your grandma enough to slog through this struggle without complaining.
>mfw

Just be a man anon and stop being so cold

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 19:45:26 2014 No.5667291 >>5663589 moar like mac attack island amirite?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 19:47:03 2014 No.5667298 >>5667284 I think you have that attitude because you plan on being a chore to your family like all fat people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 19:48:01 2014 No.5667303 I thought FPS was faps per second from the hotties posted on /s

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 19:58:54 2014 No.5667327 >>5667298 how very presumptuous of you

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 20:03:39 2014 No.5667339 File: 76 KB, 634x637, I don't fit into any traditional gender role. I'm what they cal gender-fluid. Now suck my cock!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5663515 >>>/fit/ or >>>/pol/ or >>>/b/ please put your fat hate on another board

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 20:04:52 2014 No.5667346 >>5667339 >Being so fat that you cant shave your own leg hair

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 22:29:01 2014 No.5667767

>work in the nutrition department of a hospital
>we hold classes on healthy eating and whatnot
>after helping out the instructor after her class its time for lunch so heading out to the cafeteria area
>suddenly hear a whail "NURSE NURSSSE NUUUUURSE"
>Not a nurse but scrubs are the uniform so i turn around
>a huge woman, easily over 400 lbs on a motorscooter is waving me to come to her
>walk up to her
>is there a problem mam? do you need me to call a nurse for you?
>No thank you can you go behind my scooter and reach into the cooler for me? Im super thirsty and im to tired to get up
>say wot
>go behind her
>a fucking mini fridge is like, jury rigged to the back of her fucking scooter
>go ahead just open it Im really thirsty
>open it
>fucking shocked
>its full of fucking monster, top to bottom
>for some reason I just take two because i cant really belive what im seeing and i just need to make sure its not real with both hands
>slip one in pocket
>give her one
>she chugs it
says thank you and vrrss off
>look at the can in my hand.
>laugh and drink it cus I have 8 hours left on a 16 hour shift.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:08:13 2014 No.5667940 >>5667346 >it's a man, baby

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:30:08 2014 No.5668026 I've eaten 1200 calories today and feel like a fatass for reading this. BRB, going for a run t-thanks /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:31:51 2014 No.5668031 File: 26 KB, 320x320, Jackie-Chan-7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5663515 >I think this made it healthy because mushrooms are like a fish or something

Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:42:20 2014 No.5668060

>>5666575

No diet will make you fat. Calorie surplus will make you fat. Anyone who tries to imply otherwise is full of shit.

The atkins diet was actually correct in it's basic idea but too much emphasis was put on the weight loss part of it. More important were findings that prediabetics could prevent the disease progressing by restricting intake of foods that cause major insulin spikes (carbohydrates). This will also cause less severe blood glucose troughs between meals and can help you feel less hungry and snack less.

What people didn't get is that this still requires you to eat at a calorie deficit. Following the atkins diet and stuffing your face is even worse than the standard American diet as the food is more calorie dense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:44:27 2014 No.5668063 >>5668060 My diet consists of 6-18 beers on top of two square meals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:56:27 2014 No.5668103 >>5666326 They'll be out of your hair soon. The arrival of new restaurants heralds the end of those types of neighborhoods.

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:08:13 2014 No.5668124
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I used to work with a guy who was an EMT and he told me he had back problems. He had to work inside the warehouse and didn't have to lift anything heavy. The reason for his back problem was because when he was an EMT he tried to lift a stretcher with an over-weight person on it and it busted his spine. He had to get surgery. Never truly had it fixed. He's overweight himself. I only wonder if he was overweight back then. I imagine he was a big muscular EMT with good looks and good features. His life turned around because of an over-weight person.

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:14:33 2014 No.5668141

>>5666770
How much do you weigh? Also, you should look into standing exercises.

Daily Standing Meditation (Zhan Zhuang Qigong) Intro and Instructions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUB-i92b6tY

The 5 Fundamental Stances of Qigong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHF0RrwWuM

You could go sumo.

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:23:32 2014 No.5668163
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>>5666208
Struggling is part of living life. Being fat and being in this little circle where you believe you can do everything you want is delusion. We live in a world of chaos man. One needs to learn to defend themselves. If you are looking to lose weight and lead an active lifestyle, look into self-defense. It's necessary in this day and age and I believe that the human species will evolve into a species that is proficient in self-defense, otherwise we will be weak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:24:53 2014 No.5668165 >>5668124 but the truth is he tried to do something stupid by himself and had a weak enough back for that to happen

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:37:15 2014 No.5668188 >>5668163 thanks for the daily 4chan cringe post

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 15:51:12 2014 No.5669946 >>5666498 They tryna turn you like them, anon, once you get abs they're gunna feel like pieces of shit, while you look like an alpha male

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 15:58:04 2014 No.5669965 >be fat me >start excersizing with a friend, since his idea was, its better with a bro >we go biking, not even 5km later, he wants to go home >we go jogging, 5 minutes later hes out of breath >he's 180 pounds, I'm 220 I don't like lazy people

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 16:04:04 2014 No.5669984

my fat person story.
>was 255lb out of highschool 6'
>gained freshman 25, too much dorm food
>280lb's at 6'1 by end of freshman year
>start living in apartment
>start cooking or would be too lazy to go out and get food.
>beginning of junior year of college, 215lbs.
>hover around 215 all of senior year.
>graduate college.
>being neet at parent's.
>start working out (running, calisthenics, martial arts).
>bulked up 10lbs.
currently at 225lbs, losing more and more fat, while gaining more muscle. I actually look thinner now than I did back my junior year of college despite being 10lbs heavier.
feels good man. If I can do it, anyone can do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 16:05:24 2014 No.5669987 >>5664921 how many fedoras do you own

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 16:07:36 2014 No.5669991

>>5668103
I don't mind them. I quite like most of them, actually, and don't think about the rest. There's only one that grinds my gears but as soon as her baby daddy is out of prison, I doubt she'll stick around long.
Other than myself and the other six young, urban professionals (Yuppies), there are only five homeowners on the block (12 total)... and this block has 45 homes on it, so only about a quarter are owner-occupied.
I'll miss the good ones when the rents get "too damn high" for them to stay.

And there're tonnes of new restaurants, too. There's a vegan place at the end of the next block and a few 'beer boutiques' around, too. That sorta thing. I hope the Popeyes never leaves, though.

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 16:12:29 2014 No.5670005

>>5669987
Not a single one! It's kinda surprising cuz I occasionally get mistaken for one of these hipster sorts but I don't socialise enough to ever be one. While I'm gregarious online and generally friendly with strangers, I'm a bit too shy to sit in coffee shops looking aloof. Other than for money related things (such as errands, groceries, work etc), I seldom leave the house.
Also, other than work stuff, I only wear multipack T-shirts, jeans and cheap shoes I buy at Ross and Marshall's. I've never seen a single hipstery-lookin' sort there. I dunno how I get mistaken for them, to be honest, other than being white and living in a transitional neighbourhood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 16:23:45 2014 No.5670043 >>5670005 I think it's your pretentious attitude and ostentatious way of speaking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 16:28:44 2014 No.5670062 >>5670043 >Americans think proper English is pretentious

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 17:03:10 2014 No.5670167 >>5666408 >and snacks on her drawers .I'm imagining underpants snacks and I am laughing to hard at the thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 17:19:59 2014 No.5670209 >>5663655 thank you hungry skeleton

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 17:24:22 2014 No.5670231 >>5667339 It's just one guy/girl/othergender on this board that posts these tumblr privilege checking reactions to perceived "fat shaming".

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 17:41:51 2014 No.5670289

>kids in my family are finally old enough to not regularly trash the house
>mom buys her first piece of nice furniture, an awesome wicker chair she loved
>Thanksgiving comes around
>400+ lb aunt comes over
>has to turn sideways to get in the front door
>sits in wicker chair
>busts legs out of wicker chair
>Laughs, says "That's why you don't buy cheap furniture!"
>Mom cries, runs out of room

My whole family is pretty porky, but she was a fucking landwhale. That day inspired me, and I lost all my porker weight and now work as a personal chef and nutritionist, making stupid cash trying to slim down rich landwhales.

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 17:45:23 2014 No.5670299

>live with boyfriend's sister who has bipolar, BPD, who the fuck knows what else I've never known anyone more fucking insane
>uses metal spatulas and forks on my teflon pans
>when she makes a bag of popcorn she melts literally an entire stick of butter to pour over it, in a pan
>never does dishes, hence why I was especially annoyed about her melting the butter in a pan
>claims to be happy about her appearance, but at one point decides to try and eat a high veggie/fruit diet to lose weight
>she gets diarrhea at like noon because she isn't used to the fiber, gives up literally the day

at least we got some free food from the stuff she bought and was apparently incapable of eating

I've never met anyone so intolerable

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 17:46:38 2014 No.5670305 >>5670289 >now work as a personal chef and nutritionist, making stupid cash trying to slim down rich landwhales. >tfw your job is telling people to take in less energy than they expend I wish I could have your job

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 17:48:39 2014 No.5670313

>>5670305
It's a little more than that. I go to their house and cook with them, showing them that it's stupid easy to make tasty food that's not 2 trillion calories. Then I charge a couple hundred for a house visit + food costs.

But yeah, they're fucking retarded. It's a pretty easy job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 18:02:34 2014 No.5670350 >>5663655 thanks you hungry skeleton

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 18:06:59 2014 No.5670363 >>5666565 >My diet is pretty healthy and 'clean', booze keeps me at my current weight and I drink basically a meal a day. if you're 315 lbs your diet isn't as "clean" as you think it is fatass

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 19:28:32 2014 No.5670599 >>5668163 Back to bed, kiddo

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 21:50:40 2014 No.5670976

>>5666535
Hey, i was about 230 when I broke my ankle a few years back. Shot up to 270 and thats the biggest I've ever been. Kept making excuses and shit about my ankle not being 100% thats why I havent lost the weight yet. Finally started cutting calories and went back to the gym regularly. I'm down to 250 now and plan on getting back to 230 soon. Just gotta take those first steps to living a healthy lifestyle and the weight loss will come after. Best of luck to you, oh yeah and I fucking love beer too

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 21:58:28 2014 No.5671006 >>5664921 She was just trying to be friendly and break the ice since you guys are neighbors. Don't be so defensive, it's unbecoming. She meant no harm with her food comment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 21:59:51 2014 No.5671012 >>5664921 Nevermind, you're racist; forget I said anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 22:01:22 2014 No.5671017 >>5671006 >since you guys are neighbors Why would living next to someone be a reason to want to have anything to do with them? They are no more likely to be a good person than any random stranger on the street, so there is no point in talking to them.

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 22:04:38 2014 No.5671027
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>>5663515
>b waiter at restaurant
>prep side salad dressings before shift
>we make all side dressing the same size but have different sized salads
>some entree salads
>some tiny side salads
>prepped side dressings are the right size for a medium dose of salad dressing on an entree size salad
>easily 8 times the size of tiny side salads
>mfw fatties ask for ranch and dump the whole thing on their tiny little side salads making a ranch soup with fresh veg...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 22:16:31 2014 No.5671064 >>5671012 >>5671006 >completely missed the post where Anon will miss the negro neighbours when the high rents push them out

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 23:05:34 2014 No.5671184 >>5663655 Thank you hungry skeleton

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 00:23:42 2014 No.5671377 File: 195 KB, 500x542, 1382299591948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5666310

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 03:49:16 2014 No.5671891 >>5667339 Shut up, fatso.

>>	syn Thu Aug 7 03:56:14 2014 No.5671904 >>5671017 When you finished your toast, did you go back inside and have a large, steaming slice of asspie?

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:07:11 2014 No.5672061

>>5671904
Bro, if someone were to talk to me while I'm eating I'm immediately going to fuck with them as much as they have with me. I'm eating. I'm enjoying my little slice of pleasure by putting something in my body (inb4 anal/dick sucking) and someone thinks it's a good idea to interrupt me and what's more they think they're being nice and friendly. Well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions and they just laid their first brick. So yes, be an asshole to them. It's what they deserve for having no class. I'm not him, but if I couldn't enjoy a meal on my own porch without some fat fuck thinking it'd be a good idea to comment on my meal I'd blow up on them by the third time.

But hey, that's just me. I refuse to suffer fools.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:25:34 2014 No.5672085 >>5671027 ranch soup is the perfect way to describe this revolting phenomenon. thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:27:05 2014 No.5672087 >>5663546 SAY NO TO FAT PEOPLE: HATE

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:29:05 2014 No.5672090 >>5670062 no, you are a prattler. you use archaic speech that you erroneously believe to be whimsical. everyone hates it. >>5670005 i'll send you one, post your amazon wish list

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:30:58 2014 No.5672092 >>5672061 what;s with all the gay remarks? are you out IRL or just on the chans? >class clueless

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:35:22 2014 No.5672096 >tfw 6' and 116lbs >get called a corpse >fat people give me looks when i walk by and call me anorexic >tfw i have a hormone disorder >tfw consume 4000 calories a day to stay at current weight Yeah, and fat people think they have it hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:38:05 2014 No.5672100 >>5666498 crabs in a bucket

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 06:51:04 2014 No.5672118

>>5671904
I'm the toast-eater. >>5671017 is not the toast-eater IE me. As >>5671064 said, I'll miss them (as I said in >>5669991). Even the fat grandmother whose four year old grand-child would "slap the black of [her]" if she gave him "only" a single piece of toast with jam at breakfast. I like her. She's usually pleasant and gives me food she or her daughter or granddaughters have cooked every now and again. I give her things I cook from time to time, too.
Her grandson is already turning into a porker, by the way.
No: I'm not an asspie. The neighbours know that my kitchen is as hot as Satan's ball sweat in the summer months so I tend to eat outside at night after cooking dinner. I don't typically eat brekkie out of doors, but like to do so occasionally.
At first, the banter about my portion sizes was cute. Same with comments on my accent and misguided questions about where I'm from ("You ever meet the queen?") but it occasionally grows a bit bothersome.

I dunno why I expected Granny Rotmouth to get pissy when I called her fat as she's always pleasant and we've called each other 'skinny faggot' and 'fat fuck' jokingly. I really wish she'd follow doctor's orders and lose that weight. She's already lost an eye to her weight. You'd think that'd be an alarm call. But alas. No.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 07:24:17 2014 No.5672155

>Be at shitty buffet
>Desserts look passable
>Long queue
>Hamplanet with orbiting ham-moon in front of me
>They have 2 empty tumblers and 2 empty shot glasses each
>Curiosity:piqued
>Planet waddles towards chocolate fountain
>I see where this is going, I wish I didn't
>Fills up all 4 glasses with liquid chocolate
>Moon follows suit
>Huge cornucopia of fruit next to the fountain
>They leave it in peace
>Waddle back to their tables
>Down the chocolate like tequila slammers
>Moon to planet: "ooh, you're so naughty"
>Planet: "tee hee"
>Grab some fruit
>Get the hell out of there

I don't know how many of you have worked with chocolate fountains but, unless you're at a very high end chocolate shop, they cut the already shitty chocolate with vegetable oil to make it flow better. The ratio can be as high as 1:5 oil to chocolate or even lower if they add cocoa powder (at, for example, a shitty buffet).

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 07:35:21 2014 No.5672164 >>5667767 Dangerous move, fatties are like dragons, they know when you've stolen from their hoard and they will always get revenge, you'd best hope she dies soon.

>>	syn Thu Aug 7 09:01:37 2014 No.5672270 >>5672061 You forgot to tip your fedora at the end. My comment was mostly portholes by your explanation of why you think it's unimportant to know you're neighbors. My autist alarm caught fire.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:19:54 2014 No.5672291

>>5666572
>>5666577
Might be diabetes. I recently learned here on /ck/ that it causes people to smell like acetic acid. Well, more to the point, it causes people's metabolisms to get screwed up so that they sweat out acetic acid.

>go see professor during his office hours
>he's just come back from the gym
>whole place smells like silicone sealant straight from the tube
>almost intolerable
>have to stay long enough to ask some questions
>can't just run like hell because he might take it badly and flunk me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:20:13 2014 No.5672292 >>5664106 They're only MANY alcoholics because you frequent the alcohol threads. For all I've known ck is full of poor people

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:21:30 2014 No.5672295 >>5664210 Because the world did it to them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:25:49 2014 No.5672303 >>5664825 I can say the same for my face >>5666191 Say you have weak tooth enamel and too much sugar is painful.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:29:06 2014 No.5672307

>>5672155
>chocolate fountains
>they cut the already shitty chocolate with vegetable oil to make it flow
>ratio 1:5 oil to chocolate or even
You're forgetting to include the all-important nosepickings-sweat-and-saliva-to-chocolate ratio.

>be at Golden Corral
>kid sticks face straight into chocolate fountain
>sucks that chocolate straight down his throat

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:29:09 2014 No.5672308 >>5666237 >but I tried every single diet known to man!!! I always want to say that its calories in calories out but I have the primal fear they'll physically harm me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:30:28 2014 No.5672310 >>5666301 I know the same but instead of butter sauce they drink these flsvoured weight loss powdered milk shakes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:32:35 2014 No.5672312 File: 86 KB, 540x414, i-beat-anorexia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only obese person I like is when they happily admit that they chose their life and don't bring up my own size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:34:01 2014 No.5672313 >>5664210 muh genetics!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:43:05 2014 No.5672329 >>5664106 liquor makes me hungry and more prone to give to the temptation of taco bell

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 09:51:15 2014 No.5672342 >>5671017 >soedgy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 10:25:31 2014 No.5672385 >>5671017 tips fesora

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 10:33:47 2014 No.5672394 >>5672061 see >>5672385

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 10:52:00 2014 No.5672427 >>5672308 It really isn't, but go on and tell yourself that if it makes you feel smugly superior. >>5672313 And epigenetics. People who are born into starvation conditions have much lower metabolisms than Amerilards born into the Land of Plenty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 11:11:17 2014 No.5672466 >>5666898 not jewish, but i act like one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 11:17:00 2014 No.5672470 >>5667339 Fuck off tubby. Just because this a food board doesn't mean it's a self haven for retards looking for food porn.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 11:22:46 2014 No.5672475
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>be at walmart (mistake #1)
>has one of those in-store mcdonalds.
>fatso on a scooter wearing a mu-mu approaches at a top speed.
>Smashes right into the fucking door.
>body wiggles like jello from impact
>she backs up, repeats this 3 more times.
>gets all pissy, stands up and walks in.
>table next to me wondering if im choking to death from laughing so hard.
>get deathstare from hambeast.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 11:27:37 2014 No.5672480

I'm a CNA and nursing student and have taken care of quite a few obese patients. This one lady had to have weighed over 300 lbs. She was admitted for cellulitis and was so obese and weak that she could barely even move around in bed.

It's easy to judge/hate fat people, and I'd be lying if a part of me wasn't annoyed when taking care of this woman. But the bigger part of me just pities people who get so huge. Imagine not even being able to roll over in bed on your own. Regardless of how they got so fat, nobody deserves to live like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 11:31:59 2014 No.5672486 File: 84 KB, 650x525, American_accents_football.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I truly detest watching fat people eat. It literally makes me stop eating. Fat people are disgusting :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 11:49:43 2014 No.5672521 >>5672480 >nobody deserves to live like that. You're right. They should be put down

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:16:21 2014 No.5672552 >>5663655 thank you hungry hungry skellington

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:19:01 2014 No.5672556 >>5664106 alky here. 6'2", 180lbs. Hoes dig it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:28:10 2014 No.5672571 >>5671027 >ranch Fucking disgusting. Any kind of vinaigrette would do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:30:27 2014 No.5672575 >>5663655 thank mr. skeltal

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:32:06 2014 No.5672581 File: 14 KB, 333x293, laughing goldsteins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5667291

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:33:49 2014 No.5672589

>>5672480

it really is hard to just not do something. Or do less of it. Or do it differently, in a healthier way. You know, eating vegetable smoothies, or leafy greens, or high protein low fat meals.

If they receive any kind of government aid, they should be forced to be a healthy weight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:34:03 2014 No.5672590 >>5666968 The woods are actually full of dumbfuck conservative rednecks like yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 12:41:19 2014 No.5672612 >>5672590 Smart enough to move away from limp-wristed liberal cancer

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 13:07:51 2014 No.5672654

Here's my fat person story. I feel deeply guilty about this and I am not normally a dick to fat people, understand depression and weight gain, currently trying to help a very good friend of mine lose a bit of weight to help with body issues, etc.. Still though.

>be me first year of college
>tiny 110 lb homosexual
>ride the subway to college every day and have a one hour walking commute uphill after that, reverse walk backward, so in decent shape aerobically
>while on the subway, see a 400 lb gay man in a scooter with a rainbow flag stick stuck to the back
>see him multiple times
>he makes eye contact with me and smiles assuming correctly that I am a gay, obviously starts to recognize me after a few times
>I look away uncomfortably each time
>one day his scooter gets stuck in the gap between the subway car and the terminal
>he scoots back and forth over and over again to try to get it out
>the doors start beeping, conductor comes on the line 'is there a problem ma'am'
>'ma'am'
>dude is so fat conductor thinks he is a woman
>fat gay man on scooter looks directly at me, makes eye contact, and asks me for help getting his scooter unstuck
>'hey can you help me, can anyone help'
>gets angrier and angrier
>'won't anyone help me'
>I stare at him in shock, not moving
>I wonder if the fat man is going to die from a heart attack, his face is beet red
>at least thirty seconds pass
>another passenger finally shoves his scooter onto the walkway
>watch him scoot away through closing door as the subway pulls away

Now you know my shame /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 13:25:22 2014 No.5672682 >>5667339 Dear god, that stomach has fallen off the front of her body and is hanging down. And those legs . . . they look like a man's.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 13:45:56 2014 No.5672741
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>>5670313

I've been in culinary for a few years now and I'm thinking that's the direction I'd want to go in.
Except instead of rich people, I'd like to teach underprivileged people who to cook better for their families to help promote things like family meals and inform about poverty and obesity. Also, teach kids about culinary instead of having them on the street selling drugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 13:47:22 2014 No.5672748 >>5672741 >implying that 50% of line cooks don't sling on the side anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 13:48:29 2014 No.5672750 >>5666572 Going into the bathroom after a fat woman on her period. Sweet Jesus, Lord have mercy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 13:53:51 2014 No.5672761 >>5672096 I'll take some of your disorder for some of your willpower anon then everyone wins

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:06:15 2014 No.5672792

>>5672741

You should watch that shitty jamie oliver show before you set your heart on this. Pay special attention to the way the whole town reacts to what he is trying to do, especially the lunch ladies in the school.

I grew up among the poorest of the poor trash americans and I can tell you right now that they absolutely do not want the help they desperately need in terms of nutrition.

You're going to get a mix of anger, resentment that a stranger is trying to teach them and their kids something they didn't teach them already, resentment for you and what they will assume you represent, and even if they do want to change you have to combat real, multi-generational depression brought on by the emotionally destructive effects of poverty. The mindset that they can't change, that nothing will change and nothing will ever get better is ground in to a lot of financially depressed communities, and it's reinforced by pretty much everyone they will ever interact with from their teachers to the police to all their friends and coworkers in similar conditions. Plus you'll have to learn how to teach nutrition to families with multiple substance abuse problems, key family members in jail, children with severe unchecked behavioral disorders, abuse, neglect, all that.

You should probably consider studying social work and really putting a lot of thought into if you can deal with seeing harsh shit before you get into educating the very poor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:11:19 2014 No.5672809 >>5672792 >You should watch that shitty jamie oliver show >shitty >Jamie Oliver It's your opinion, I know, but I disagree

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:20:09 2014 No.5672829 >>5672792 Ya, I was thinking about going back to school for social work.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:20:36 2014 No.5672830

>be 17 at the time
>weighed like 260lbs
>worked everyday so far of my summer
>Part time job, making overtime
>I could not figure out why I was so fat, I was so active, so muscular
>one day finish 12 hour night shift
>Go home, go to bed
>Wake up a week later in hospital
Dad found me not breathing, I was rushed to our local hospital, but the conclusion was made they could do nothing for me, so I was flown to spokane sacred heart hospital.
>I contracted a virus, that fucked up my heart
>After I came out of a coma, I had about 3 week stay left
>all the "fat" I thought I had was water
>day before I'm discharged, I weight 195

I've sat for a year since it's happened, watching all my muscle, all my strength just deteriorate. I can't ever have enough energy to do normal work outs, I have to do shit old people do; walking on a treadmill at 2 fucking miles an hour, riding stationary bikes going slow as fuck. I hate being weak, when I was in the hospital, I wasn't allowed to get up, but I kept trying (normal reaction), it took my father and six nurses to hold me down, and even then all my dad could do was hold my head. The only way I'm gonna get back my strength is a heart transplant. Life is not fucking fair, but I've accepted that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:23:43 2014 No.5672837 >>5672809 Well, I was recommending it >>5672830 jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:25:07 2014 No.5672839 >>5672837 >Well, I was recommending it Why did you call it shitty then

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:28:29 2014 No.5672847 >>5672837 Yeah, it's a pretty shit thing, but at least I'm not depressed

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:28:51 2014 No.5672849

>>5672839

Because his voice makes me want to punch his head forever and the way he interacts with people is grating as fuck

The show itself was still a good representation of what it looks like when someone tries to help people who are several economically/emotionally depressed and in a situation where the community feeds into that depression, though. I'm not from WV, but he may as well have been dealing directly with the neighborhoods I grew up in.

Also if you have a problem with someone calling something you like 'shitty', you are not going to enjoy your time here on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:29:18 2014 No.5672850 >>5672830 Fuck, man, I somewhat know that feel. My father had the same illness, he only agreed to go to doctors when his nutsack swole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:29:53 2014 No.5672853 >>5672654 My god. Everything is all right now. It's all over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:32:53 2014 No.5672858 >>5672849 Nah it's alright. It was just weird that you said "shitty show" even though you recommended it. And I just said that I like the show. If you have a problem with liking something you don't like, well, you know, that's your problem!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:34:58 2014 No.5672859 >>5672858 why dont you quit trying to start shit you little faggot it was obvious in his very first post what he meant

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:36:08 2014 No.5672864 >>5672859 Why are you being so hostile, man, did you have a bad day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:37:28 2014 No.5672866 >>5672864 not being hostile

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:38:27 2014 No.5672870 >>5672866 It seemed like you were

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:39:01 2014 No.5672872 >>5672858 It is shitty and you're a shit too

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:39:48 2014 No.5672874 >>5672870 well I wasnt so fuck you, dont be such a baby

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:40:41 2014 No.5672877 >>5672874 >>5672872 Jeepers creepers guys, I thought we were having just a bit of fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:42:44 2014 No.5672883 >>5672877 No you started being a Dew'd up dick trying to start shit so you got called the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:43:35 2014 No.5672889 >>5672883 I haven't had any Mountain Dew in a very long time. Man, I sure could go for some of that sweet Dew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 14:46:40 2014 No.5672897 File: 54 KB, 570x428, Morning Dew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5672889 best dew coming through

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 16:57:50 2014 No.5673199

>Be me, 5'8
>Weigh 190lb
>A little fat, kind of a big gut
>My brothers occasionally make fun of me for being fat, despite them being my height and heavier
>Recently decide to start eating better and work out
>I dropped 20lbs really quickly
>Look a lot better, but still working at it
>Brothers make fun of me more than ever

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 17:08:04 2014 No.5673217

>>5673199

Jealousy, man.

>at a party
>my sister is there, too
>sister is very thin
>girl with a flabby gut (you know the kind, when they wear tight shirts you can totally see it being sucked into their belly button and shit) and wobbly thighs talking about how real women should have curves
>say that at some point curves are rolls
>sister agrees
>girl says that women should have some meat on them and that real men love that
>we laugh it off and talk with other people
>girl goes to my sister an hour or two later
>"Oh I wish I had a figure like you, you're so pretty and can wear everything!"

This happens all the time with overweight girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 17:18:19 2014 No.5673238 >>5673217 have u fucked your sister yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 17:22:26 2014 No.5673244 >>5673238 No, man. Real incest is fucked up

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 17:27:04 2014 No.5673250 >>5673244 its all relative m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 17:32:11 2014 No.5673258 >>5670289 Any tips on how to get in on this? Like how did you advertise yourself? I'm going to be a dietitian in 2 years or so, but I love cooking and would love to help people out in their homes.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 17:37:35 2014 No.5673267

no real stories to tell, but in short I went from around, or possibly over 200lbs a few years ago to 140-145lbs

and while thats clearly good, I don't like when people see me and point out how much weight I've lost cause I don't like being reminded that I was once a fatty. I don't see my weight loss as an acheivement that I should go around gloating and telling everyone about ... but as a correction of a shitty lifestyle and period I now would like to pretend never existed

I even kept my diet a secret while I was losing the weight

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 17:54:38 2014 No.5673296 >>5672427 If your body takes in more calories than it burns, the excess energy is stored as fat. This is an indisputable well known fact.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 18:13:31 2014 No.5673343 >>5663655 THANK YOU SKELETON

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 18:26:50 2014 No.5673367

I've lost 30lbs in the past two months because I can't afford to buy junk food whenever I'd like.

Basically existing off of various forms of beans+rice+veg+stock.

I actually feel a lot less tired and depressed lately, and dontnreally have cravings for sweets.

I didn't eat once before going job hunting on a hot day while bicycling and ended up fainting in a parking lot for a few seconds two weeks ago. That was kinda fun. It's actually nice feeling a bit hungry all the time.

And honestly I don't know why, but eating cold mushy barley+peas+veg/stock is just weirdpy satisfying in a way. Doesn't taste bad but its not the pinnacle of flavour either. Maybe its because I take like 20 minutes to eat because I left half of the peas a bit firm.

Just that mix of stuff is satisfying. Just satiating your basic food need and not worrying about anything else.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 18:28:38 2014 No.5673375

>>5673367
I was like 220 last year and went up to 290, and wirh this weight loss again my stomach turns into a puddle when I lay sideways, and looking at it while on my hands and knees on the floor is horrifying.

Looks like you could hook a 4 teat milker to it and go to town.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 18:28:39 2014 No.5673376 File: 955 KB, 360x360, af5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5663655 >>5664888 >>5666147 >>5666864 >>5667169 >>5670209 >>5670350 >>5672552 >>5672575 >>5673343

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 18:36:55 2014 No.5673395 >>5663655 >see all these replies to this guy >tfw I weigh 2 pounds more and am 3 inches taller T-t-thank you hungry skeleton?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 18:54:06 2014 No.5673433 >>5672830 I was born at that hospital.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 19:32:11 2014 No.5673507 >>5672427 It really is though, lardo. You arent capable of defying the laws of physics. Keep reassuring yourself its not your fault, its only genetics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 19:42:10 2014 No.5673530 >>5671027 Fucking this. My dad... God love him. The man does not know what proper dressing on a salad looks like. Its always a fucking soup.

syn Thu Aug 7 19:49:26 2014 No.5673549

>>5672741
You're first mistake isn't that they are under privileged. The is no such thing in America. They are either stupid, lazy, our otherwise have bad character.

You're second mistake if thinking they give a fat fuckv about anything you are trying to do. If they had it in then to benefit, they wouldn't need your help at all.

Go ahead and waste your life, tho. In sure it will make for many notes on your tumble.

>>	syn Thu Aug 7 19:51:10 2014 No.5673559 >>5672792 >the emotionally destructive effects of poverty Poverty isn't the cause, it's a result odd then bring stupid and having a shit culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 19:51:42 2014 No.5673560 >>5673549 >Try to improve society >Hurr wasting ur life /b/ please go

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 19:53:03 2014 No.5673563 File: 170 KB, 400x500, 1275797923037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5673549 >>5673559 syn just went super saiyan as fuck. I've never seen this side of you and I like it.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 19:53:27 2014 No.5673565

>>5673549
In my misguided youth i did this sort of shit.

After a couple months of it you see the same faces over and over again. You see no improvement from any of them, because they are all in their own shity little situations because they are fucking stupid, crazy, lazy, asking for it.... And eventually you burn out and give up after realizing there is no making a difference with stupid people. At the end of the day... Still stupid. You can't teach iq and genetics.

"Disenfranchised" in the land of opportunity, means "i'm a fuck stick and i suck ass and donkey balls at everything in life."

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 20:01:04 2014 No.5673580 >>5673563 >syn confirmed for /pol/lack

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 20:35:07 2014 No.5673684 >>5672090 >>5672090 >gregarious and aloof are archaic speak I think you might just be an idiot.

syn Thu Aug 7 20:38:50 2014 No.5673696

>>5673565
You can sometimes reach into the sewer, carefully find diamonds, and then pull them out. I have done this, though they were pulling as much as I was.

To make a cooking metaphor, the creme rises to the top.

What's somewhat unfortunate is the way the supposed intelligent in society create the sewer with welfare incentivizing this shit culture.

So simple fixed: ebt cards only buy healthy, cheap stuff. Raw fruits, beans, rice, chicken, bread, pbj. Nothing processed, no fast food, no luxuries they can resell in the parking lot for cash. Stop feeding the beast.

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 20:44:10 2014 No.5673705

>>5673696
not to go all /pol/ but I think if you receive welfare of govt assistance then you should be given some kind of job in the govt to work for it, answering phones, paperwork, maintenance and landscaping of public building etc

if they have to work for it then they are more likely to just get a real, better paying job since they can no longer get paid for nothing

Also mandatory drug testing and if you fail you dont get any more $ and you shouldnt be able to have kids if you already need money from the govt to get by

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:06:09 2014 No.5673755 >>5672470 Most of the people I know who look at food porn are anorexics. #thinspiration

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:09:12 2014 No.5673763 >>5663589 I hate this stereotype that you can't enjoy food and know how to cook if you're thin - as if we're all a bunch of paranoid neurotics who shiver nervously and subsist on plain water and dry crackers. We just have the good sense not to overeat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:25:16 2014 No.5673801 >>5673705 >indentures servitude Fuck... I almost went the whole day without running into someone this fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:28:58 2014 No.5673809 >>5673763 This. I love cooking and I do it everyday - I just don't cook really heavy fatty shit and eat normal portions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:29:17 2014 No.5673811 >>5663655 Thank you based skeletor

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:36:31 2014 No.5673836 >>5663655 >>5663655 THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:38:19 2014 No.5673845
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Its not really an interesting fat story, but its something I want to get off my chest anyway.

>have obese mother
>she's 48 in a couple of weeks
>knees failing, probably going to need a stick or a fat scooter soon
>always short of breath
>eats a LOT of shitty food
>this afternoon
>she's clutching her chest, asks me to call for an ambulance, both of us petrified she might be having a heart attack
>ambulance arrives, they take their readings
>she gets taken into hospital, I go in with her
>turns out nothing is wrong with her, she just had a really bad case of heartburn
>comes back and mumbles about how there clearly IS something wrong with her and the doctors didn't do it right

also
>be me, 21, underweight, eat one meal a day and grazes rest of the day but always eats shitty junk food
What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 21:54:31 2014 No.5673894 >>5673809 I'm thin and cook/eat heavy/fatty "shit" all the time. I just don't eat enormous portions at all. I think portion control is far, far more important than fat content.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 22:46:17 2014 No.5674038 >tfw 167lbs 5'7 and feel fat >not as fat as FAT fat, but not thin either

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 22:48:42 2014 No.5674046 >>5673845 >What do? join the club

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 22:50:29 2014 No.5674052 >>5673845 Kill your mother and eat her, in which ever order you prefer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 7 23:00:48 2014 No.5674066 >>5673845 >eat one meal a day and grazes rest of the day but always eats shitty junk food Should probably learn how to make good wholesome food and eat 3 meals a day. It can't be healthy to "eat one meal a day and graze the rest of the day".

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 01:59:25 2014 No.5674500

>>5672118
food has a different role in their family culture than it does yours it sounds like. food is equivalent to community in families like that, and going on a diet could be totally isolating in that situation. sometimes eating all you want, in the company of your family, and dying for it can be better than losing the weight and alienating yourself in the process.

how many ex-fat people do you meet with still morbidly obese friends?

i get the judgements when its people like in the op, but relationships with food can be just as heavily indoctrinated within a family as religion.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 02:55:09 2014 No.5674594

>>5669965
>>we go jogging, 5 minutes later hes out of breath
>>he's 180 pounds, I'm 220
>I don't like lazy people

>be 450 lbs
>lazy as shit, would totally go around on a segway 24/7 if the option was open to me solely because lazy as shit
>never any energy
>could always travel on foot longer distances without needing to stop than any of the skinny people I associate with
Granted, this is just in terms of walking, but I always found it hilarious that I could walk at least half a mile before my feet start to burn and I need to pause for thirty seconds, whereas the skinnyfags complain after two minutes of walking. I might breathe hard but I could keep going, my leg muscles felt fine.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 03:23:39 2014 No.5674644
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Might have posted this to /fit/ before, but I'd like to see fps threads going as long as possible

> be on bus while car is in the shop
> whale with visible dimples all over her arms sits in a wheelchair in the handicapped zone
> bus hits a pothole or some shit
> porous gelatin entity drops something
> I'm the closest person seated to her so I'm obligated to retrieve it
> it's a little coin purse, she motions to put it in the plastic bag hanging on the handlebars
> open the bag a little to drop it in
> what is that
> oh no
> there's a used diaper in the plastic bag
> she keeps her change in the same bag she uses to discard her shit
> she gurgles "thank yuh preddy miss" this is not a disturbing sequence for her at all.

Fuck taking the bus and fuck trying to help fatties.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 03:46:08 2014 No.5674678

>>5674594
Not trying to discredit you, just want to share my story.

I'm a skinny fuck (135 lbs) and I have serious problems with walking long distances. I can do a couple miles fine, but if I go any further I start getting serious calf cramps and burning feet. It's so bad I need to sit for twice as long as I walk.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 04:32:57 2014 No.5674729

>tfw not a lost cause yet but realize that I don't start soon I'll be just like the people talked about here

I have tried a few times. I just love food so much. Why does food have to be good? I mean I can dedicate time to working out, but it just ends up making me want more food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 04:35:35 2014 No.5674732 >>5673845 >mfw this happened to my dad except when he was like 35 and i was a baby, >mfw he weights more than back then but is really stubborn about changing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 04:35:52 2014 No.5674733 >>5674729 That is not a problem, as long as you burn more calories than you eat. The more you exorcise the demons, the more you will be able to eat. Introduce enough roughage into your diet that it keeps you feeling full.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 04:38:22 2014 No.5674737

>>5674729
You can still eat shitty stuff and lose weight (not recommended) by getting into higher loss activities like weight lifting. You should consider chugging water constantly, and finding a snack that won't murder you like regular popcorn that you can eat through the day and then splurge on your shitty dinner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 04:42:49 2014 No.5674739 >>5672654 you know he would have used you as a partial buttplug right?

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 04:53:17 2014 No.5674745

>>5674678
thats you being a fag.
I am a fat piece of worthless scum at 6'2 270 lbs.
but the few things I can do is lift heavy objects, and walk forever without stopping.
if I can why can't you?
the most ive walked recently was 12 miles to the next town in one go, no stops or any of that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 05:07:51 2014 No.5674758 >>5673705 drug testing welfare recipients is literally useless and a waste of taxpayer money hth http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/18/us/no-savings-found-in-florida-welfare-drug-tests.html?_r=0

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 05:10:46 2014 No.5674762 >>5674745 >still a fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 05:15:41 2014 No.5674766 >>5672480 >It's easy to judge/hate fat people fun, too

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 05:45:22 2014 No.5674796 >>5674594 perhaps you only know strange skinny ppl? non of my friends would have a problem walking 10km without a rest. Yet non of us is very fit, just normal. Then again, we live in Europe, walking seems to be more normal here.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 06:10:35 2014 No.5674830

>be at Wal Mart with friend
>we're in a hurry to pick up some buns for hot dogs and hamburgers, friends back at our house were waiting on us
>go to walk down bread aisle
>buns are at far end of aisle from where we entered
>right at the beginning of the aisle, two female hamplanets are side by side in their little Wal Mart go carts
>they're trying to decide which donuts and Little Debbie diabeetus delights to get
>moving at a snail's pace and taking up whole aisle
>I say "Excuse us but we need to get by"
>they fucking ignore me and just keep talking about the food they want to get
>ask again, get ignored again
>alright bitches you asked for it, already in a bad mood so take it out on these cunts
>I say to my friend (loud enough for them to hear) "I don't think those carts were designed to hold that much weight, hope they don't break"
>well what do you know, that got their attention
>friend has to stifle laughter and cover his mouth
>one gives me a really pissed off look and calls me an asshole, the other looks like she's about to cry
>we have to leave aisle and walk down next aisle then double back to get buns
>while we're grabbing buns the one that called me an asshole is still glaring at me
>flip her off and walk towards registers

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 06:22:21 2014 No.5674846 >>5669965 >doing cardio Enjoy your muscle loss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 06:26:59 2014 No.5674855 >>5670289 >Laughs, says "That's why you don't buy cheap furniture!" Wow, what a genuine piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 06:44:47 2014 No.5674875 >>5670289 If you havent already, that bitch needs to be forced to pay for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 06:46:50 2014 No.5674879 >>5666565 HAHAHA, this >>5666565 You're explaining away your fattiness like every other crass modern momwhale

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 06:49:25 2014 No.5674885

>>5671017
It's actually a good idea to know your neighbours. If someone comes to murder/rape you in the middle of the night then they may actually have the decency to run up and go check up on you.
also you can find out if you guys are each paying rent evenly

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 06:57:05 2014 No.5674894 >>5672096 At least you're trying anon, obesity comes from laziness. You can do it <3

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:01:10 2014 No.5674896

>>5674885
>paying rent
>not paying a mortgage
>not owning the house outright and only paying the utilities and taxes
What are you: poor?

Seriously, though, the neighbours and I do exactly this except for the one bitch with the baby daddy getting out of prison soon. She doesn't care about anyone but herself, her baby daddy and her two kids. To her credit, she's surprisingly eloquent and a dutiful mother. Why she's entangled with drug-dealing high school dropout thug when she's an educated woman working on her Master's, I'll never understand.

I've the phone numbers of several of my neighbours. Many are elderly. If I don't see one of the older ones for a few days, I and others call to make sure s/he's okay.
There was a fire on the block in October and one of the neighbours everyone else agrees is a total piece of shit ran into the house to save this woman's son 30-40 minutes before firefighters arrived on scene. Had this man not done so, the son would be dead or at least really, really burnt up.

Had we no sense of community here, things would be quite a lot worse. Mostly, I either like or am ambivalent about the neighbours (except the one with the jailed baby daddy) but constant appeals from some of them to 'eat more/something' gets a tad annoying. Especially when they're trying to tell me that how I eat is unhealthy... yet one of them lost an eye due to her weight (I had no idea this could happen), another lost toes to diabetes and a third has already suffered two heart attacks and he's yet to hit 50. Yet they each tell me I need to eat more meat (wut). I eat what I would consider to be plenty of meat, about a quarter pound each day, give or take. You really don't need more than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:07:19 2014 No.5674903 >>5672792 J Oliver did it in the most pretentious way ever though, and on camera. Culinary anon should do it inspirationally Dead Poet Society style. Not say that their food is bad, but show them how to do it better

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:09:31 2014 No.5674906 >>5672830 whats your condition called? sounds weird to be made of more water than normal, how do you not notice?

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:11:31 2014 No.5674908

Anyone have the screenshots of that fat people story told by the guy who was living in a sharehouse during college?

The one where one of the housemates hooked a hambeast who thought she was hot, and how later another housemate hooked a hot chick and the hambeast kept behaving like she was the better looking of the two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:13:40 2014 No.5674910 >>5674906 did you not read the story? it's all right there

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:15:24 2014 No.5674912 >>5674908 who ripped the chicks dress, and ate like 2-3lbs of ground beef in a sitting? fuck I want that story again too now I believe the phrase 'chefbro' was used.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:16:24 2014 No.5674914
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>be 5'11.5
>hover around 145-150 for 20 years
>gain 10 pounds in 1 month

I'm scared, g-guys, a-am I gaining weight? My mom and dad are giving me shit everyday for having love handles.

I'm gonna try and become like pic related again

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:24:37 2014 No.5674922 >>5673367 >And honestly I don't know why, but eating cold mushy barley+peas+veg/stock is just weirdpy satisfying in a way Slow cooked splitpea+lentil+chickpea+barley with a bit of onion, chopped beef steak and stock is delicious as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:25:38 2014 No.5674925 >>5672427 if you're 30 and under you almost cant possibly have been born from a starved mother in the USA

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:25:58 2014 No.5674927 >>5674912 That's the one. Foodbro is the guy who lands the hot chick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:29:31 2014 No.5674932 File: 348 KB, 1922x2592, doradus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5674908 >>5674912 >>5674927 Tte FPS against which all others are measured. Like a novel, it makes you feel a variety of emotions and stands up to many rereadings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:31:11 2014 No.5674934 >>5674594 you have to stand on a segway :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:33:10 2014 No.5674937 >>5674678 get better shoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:37:02 2014 No.5674945 File: 35 KB, 450x414, 1404388242473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5674732 whats a 30+ year old doing on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:38:22 2014 No.5674949 >>5674910 "a virus" isnt a name of the particular virus

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:40:05 2014 No.5674952 File: 482 KB, 280x200, Bill-Hader-Eating-Popcorn-Smiling-SNL.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5674932 Got any more stories like this? Love this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:41:42 2014 No.5674957 >>5674945 Visiting /vr/, mostly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:47:20 2014 No.5674965 >>5674932 It's still funny, even all this time later.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 07:59:16 2014 No.5674978

>>5674678
So the problem you have is not fat, but protein and probably vitamin deficiency.

You are basically a skeleton, with hardly any useful muscle.

>using the previous info in a pro-fat fight

Shut the fuck up fatty, you're still going to die from complications stemming from your lard ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 08:07:27 2014 No.5674984 >>5673684 link, faggot?

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 08:40:36 2014 No.5675038

>>5673367
I've unintentionally lost 30 pounds over the last year. Was 5'11" 190lbs, now around 150-160, been awhile since I weighed myself. For me, it was starting a new job as a dishwasher. Its the first really active job I've held down, and the pay is shit. So, I had to completely stop buying chips/soda/other empty calories. This extended into a blanket ban on any instant or convenience food, other than fruit. Basically, if I want to eat something and I'm home, I weigh how hungry I am against how much time and effort it would take to cook something. More often than not, I decide I'm not actually hungry, just bored.

>tfw I actually like how I look in the mirror
>tfw my mom still compares me to my skinny as fuck brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 09:18:20 2014 No.5675091 >>5673267 I know that feel. Its nice to get compliments from my family, but when I think about my old lifestyle and how they had to live with it every day I just feel embarased.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 10:00:05 2014 No.5675158

>>5674594
>walk at least half a mile before my feet starts to burn
>thinking this is impressive

Jesus fucking christ man, even the fattest fuck I know is able to walk 3 miles eithout wheezing. People should be able to run at least 3 miles without stopping, at the very least. How can you live like this? Don't you want to better yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 10:12:43 2014 No.5675178 >>5675158 Which is easier in the short term? Sitting down and eating or strenuous exercise?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 10:15:01 2014 No.5675181 >>5675158 You must only know 3 other people, and the fattest one is yourself, because the average person won't be able to run a mile. Maybe 30 years ago the average person could.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 10:29:10 2014 No.5675206 >>5675181 In Amsterdam people are pretty fit, cycle everyday and tend to live healthy. Not everyone is an amerilard.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 10:32:25 2014 No.5675212

>>5675178

Go Hedonism! But sure dude, whatever. I just cant comprehend how people can live with themselves. I don't care what they do, it's not my problem. I just see the bitter self-hatred in so much fatties, I think nearly all would much rather be skinny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 12:00:53 2014 No.5675345 >>5675158 That guy is 450 pounds which is something around, I don't know, 200 kg? Jesus Christ that's a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 12:02:50 2014 No.5675348 >>5674644 What's a girl doing on /fit/ Or are you just that feminine

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 12:05:11 2014 No.5675353 >>5674903 Their food is bad though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 13:14:33 2014 No.5675467 >>5674945 my pops was 35 not me. this happened like 18 years ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 16:15:35 2014 No.5675845 >>5666535 >I'm 6' 2" and 300 lbs > I don't exactly look 300 lbs > I have a pretty big stereotypical gut >240 and gained like 60 lbs after I broke my ankle > mild hypothyroidism Jesus all this delusion. Hurry up and get the beetus and die

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 17:55:04 2014 No.5676067 >>5674678 6'0 130lbs, holla Either you just have to git gud, or you have some problems with your legs. I can walk and cycle for days without feeling anything, being skinny isn't the cause

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 18:04:11 2014 No.5676082 >>5664106 alcoholic here, 5'11 and 175 lbs. a little beefy but some is muscle. I was 240 pounds but started eating better and working out.

Anonymous Fri Aug 8 18:16:07 2014 No.5676107

>>5666237
>be fat as fatass 3 months ago
>go on a 1000kcal defecit on a 'normal' diet
>60% carbs 30% protien, 10% fat was the macro split i believe
>always hungry but stick with it
>lose a pittance of weight

>start keto 60 days ago
>65% fat 30% brotein, 5% carbos
>eat same defecit much easier and it forces me to cook meals instead of eating out.
>after the typical ~8lbs water weight loss lose 30lbs of weight
>mfw skinny fat was smug near me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 18:27:20 2014 No.5676128 >>5672556 filthy casual. you're normal weight and clearly not an alky. >6'5" >148 lbs >fuck wit me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 18:31:43 2014 No.5676138 >>5673705 never go full retard, anon-kun

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 18:50:14 2014 No.5676178 >>5667339 Is that a man with long hair

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 20:11:24 2014 No.5676407 >>5675348 Trying to get into shape. Isn't that a novel idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 8 20:33:43 2014 No.5676482 >>5676178 it's heavily edited I can tell you that much

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 03:48:33 2014 No.5677590

>>5674925
Depends on your mother. Mine is fucked in the head, and tried not to gain even a single pound during pregnancy. Her diet currently consists of a bowl of cornflakes barely wetted with milk for breakfast, dry toast with a bit of feta cheese for lunch, and an egg on rice for dinner. Every. Fucking. Day. She looks like a goddamn skeleton.

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 03:52:11 2014 No.5677592

>>5674906
Sounds like the virus messed up his heart, which in turn caused kidney problems, which caused edema.

My stupid bitch of a mother always goads me about my legs swelling up. Yeah, mom, it's because you tried to starve me to death before I was even born (and for two years after, until my grandparents on my father's side intervened), resulting in a congenital heart defect, resulting in kidney damage.

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 05:53:01 2014 No.5677734

>6'1"
>~350lbs
I'm a genuine fatass, though not quite at the "reality TV with dramatic music and black and white video of me waddling" level.

I eat a lot, and don't exercise much. I acknowledge that I'm shortening my lifespan and reducing my quality of life. I like eating.

I do my best to avoid inconveniencing people when my weight or size has the potential to become an issue; I try to avoid packed crowds when possible due to dat ass getting in everyone's faces/way. I try to recognize when the space in a packed elevator might fit some people but not me.

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 13:02:35 2014 No.5678414

Currently working on not becoming a tubby wubbly

>Was about 5'10, 235 lbs
>Didn't have necessarily unhealthy eating habits, but was still tubbi
>Start college and realize I want in on the pussy game
>And want to get rid of an issue that has been haunting me since I was a kid
>Decide to cut all fast food, sodas, and fried food out of my diet, and become a strict vegetarian
>Without doing any exercise in 3 months, dropped 50 lbs
>Went from a 38 waistline to a 32, XL shirt size to M/L (some brands I still can't wear a medium in)
>Still kind of flabby

The progress I've made already has been amazing and I'm really happy with it, but now begins the exercise part. Going to start going to the gym and focus on toning and losing maybe an extra 15 or 20 lbs of fat, while gaining muscle mass. Then I'll be exactly where I want to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 15:03:33 2014 No.5678695 >>5663546 PEOPLE SAY TO NO HATE FAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 15:23:41 2014 No.5678732 >>5663655 t-thank you hungry skeleton.

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 17:40:17 2014 No.5679034

>>5678414
>Start college and realize I want in on the pussy game
>Decide to cut all fast food, sodas, and fried food out of my diet, and become a strict vegetarian
>Without doing any exercise in 3 months, dropped 50 lbs

I did the exact same thing (well it probably took me a bit longer than 3 months to lose a little less than 50 pounds). Then I decided I was healthy enough and started drinking sodas again. Then I decided to reward myself for studying hard by drinking a can a day, and that there was no reason to pick diet soda over the normal stuff. Long story short, bad choices are why I've gained 30 pounds over the last year and a half.

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 21:11:16 2014 No.5679609

>>5673705
fuck mandatory drug testing
>be in FL
>governor pushing mandatory drug testing
>didn't want looser druggies getting govt money
>almost passed law making it necessary
>he owned the company that would have done the drug testing that would have been subsidized by the government
>at the last minute the media found out and his plan was foiled
fucking rick scott man

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 21:31:16 2014 No.5679668 >>5673705 Often, people on government assistance are trying to get real jobs, and I'd rather they spend 40 hours a week job hunting than answering phones, because that'll cut down on the time we need to be the ones paying their pay check.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 21:34:08 2014 No.5679678 >>5663655 thank you hungry skeleton

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 21:44:13 2014 No.5679702 >>5668060 This. I've lost 70 pounds on Atkins because I didn't eat a pound of bacon every breakfast and a steak every night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 21:59:32 2014 No.5679743 >>5672090 gregarious was the only word in that post that felt forced.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 22:02:31 2014 No.5679756 >>5679743 But he didnt use the word gregarious

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 22:04:45 2014 No.5679762 >>5673705 I agree, anyone who gets paid by the government should be drug tested. Senators, Congressmen, State Officials, government workers, and any farmer that gets subsidies

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 22:17:30 2014 No.5679787

>>5668124

This rings a little close to home for me. I've been working at a busy EMS service for the last year and absolutely love my job. I put my 2 weeks notice in last Monday and start culinary arts school on the 18th of this month. Reason I'm quitting? It's too much physical work on my body for too little pay. The number of morbidly obese patients that I've had to lift & help lift have got to the point that my back feels like it belongs to a 60 year old. I was in amazing shape the day that I interviewed for the job. I'm physically shorter and always too exhausted to go to the gym unless it's been an extremely slow day because of these fat fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 23:14:12 2014 No.5679871 >>5663655 THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

Anonymous Sat Aug 9 23:26:09 2014 No.5679893
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>>5664092
>>5664869
>>5664888
>>5666037
>>5666147
>>5666864
>>5667169
>>5670209
>>5670350
>>5671184
>>5672552
>>5673343
>>5673376
>>5673395
>>5673811
>>5673836
>>5678732
>>5679678
>>5679871

The hungry skeleton is back, thanks for your blessings. I hope your gains are coming along well. Didn't think this thread was still alive.

Weighed myself out of sheer curiosity, 113.8 lbs with clothes on. Just remember I died for your gains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 23:42:23 2014 No.5679921 >>5666367 I get her point (and it's a really obvious one for an expert) but she's so fucking annoying

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 9 23:46:30 2014 No.5679932 >>5672096 thank you hungry skeleton

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 00:05:45 2014 No.5679989 File: 15 KB, 250x250, 1375472089697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5663655 >tfw I am you're height but 100 lbs heavier than you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 01:05:39 2014 No.5680167 File: 408 KB, 713x398, 2qt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5668163

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 01:36:06 2014 No.5680238 >>5673845 >What do? Don't get used to eating whatever you want because around 28-30 your metabolism will slow wayyy down and you will gain 20 pounds in that first year

Anonymous Sun Aug 10 02:22:41 2014 No.5680320
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I was very active and didn't need to worry about what I ate until about two years ago when I had a serious injury (pic related)

still recovering but gained a lot of weight from the reduced activity I'm just above the ideal BMI range but still gaining weight.

Anonymous Sun Aug 10 05:59:44 2014 No.5680597
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>tfw parents are fat and I'm not
>openly shit talk fat people around them during family reunions
5 seconds later I apologize and say sorry. I'm such a bitch when it comes to family. Sorry mom and dad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 06:01:19 2014 No.5680598 >>5680597 >btw

Anonymous Sun Aug 10 06:14:52 2014 No.5680607

>>5664106

I'm an alcoholic and I'm overweight, but I'm not a beast and I drink a ton of alcohol and lead a sedentary life. At one point I was drinking half a gallon of Vodka a day minimum and not gaining any weigh. I figured it out and that's at least 4,000 calories in Vodka alone, plus whatever food I ate. Just last night I drank an entire bottle of Whiskey. I'm 5'9" and I weight 180.

Anyway, a fat person story: I don't have any myself, but my friend works at Walmart and always has a story about the fat people that come in there. Here's the latest one: A customer with crutches comes in and is looking for a motorized cart, so my friend goes to the checkout to see if anyone leaving has one to spare. There are three in use: two with very large people and one with a man with a crippled foot. The two fat people refused to give up their carts, and the guy with the fucked up foot and ankle was nobly willing to give his up. To be that large and that stubborn has to be really shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 06:20:51 2014 No.5680610 >>5680607 the calories in alcohol are metabolized very inefficiently, it's the horrible shit you eat with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 06:22:19 2014 No.5680613 >>5680598 >hef

Anonymous Sun Aug 10 10:46:20 2014 No.5680947

>grow up in family full of superfats (300lbs + isn't that uncommon)
>move away to college, about 5'10" and 210lbs
>bike everywhere while at college but still have a shit diet
>drop down to 190 or so and stay there
>finish college and move even further away for grad school
>actually attempt to lose weight
>1000cal deficit, regular exercise
>drop down to 160lbs
>have barely seen my family during this entire time
>recently meet up with my fat aunts while they are on vacation
>they re shocked at how "skinny" I am when I am really on the upper end of a healthy weight for my height
>they say "are you not eating enough?!"
>"Actually, yes, I am literally not eating enough to maintain my weight. I'm eating about 1,000 calories less."
>they totally ignore this and my one aunt that buys into food fads (but is still huge) attributes my weight loss to eating "clean," whatever that is
>they gorge themselves on fast food the entire trip

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 10:47:57 2014 No.5680952 >>5680947 Oh forgot to add: Before I left, that same aunt asked if I needed her to send me money every month. She thought I wasn't eating enough because I was too poor to afford food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 11:32:11 2014 No.5681041 >>5674896 They do it because they don't want you to go through what they're going trough, its just they're addicted and/or too far in and too close to death for it to be worthwhile changing

Anonymous Sun Aug 10 14:16:05 2014 No.5681390

>>5663515
I think it's wrong to judge people for what they want to eat or how they look. As long as they're paying and not being obnoxious, I don't really have an issue with them.

But when I see a mother who lets her kid order the biggest goddamn meal on the menu, however, I will admit I get more than a little pissed.

>out to eat at Grinders with my aunt
>we get salads
>sat next to a woman, her child, and an obese granny
>child is eating salad
>the granny keeps pressuring the kid to eat some of her dessert (oreo pie, I think it was)
>child is refusing, saying she doesn't want it, she's full
>granny keeps pressuring, getting angry and making fun of the kid for not eating any
That really upset me more that I think it should.

Anonymous Sun Aug 10 14:31:40 2014 No.5681443

>>5666310
Fat shaming is bad though. As somebody who used to have an ED, when people constantly treat fat people like they're shit and the scum of the earth, it really sticks to you. Especially when you're a young kid who hasn't hit puberty yet and has a bit of fat on you, you begin to see yourself as that same undeserving scum, and begin to care less about yourself, hide your feelings, and become obsessive about your weight. People with eating disorders, especially binge eating and the like, are often afraid to get help or rely on people for it since overeating is typically linked to worthlessness.

Instead of making fun of fat people, we really need to focus on proper nutrition and positive reinforcement for people who tend to be overweight, instead of negative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 10 14:48:36 2014 No.5681488 >>5681443 This. Some study came out a bit ago about how fat shaming seems to result in weight gain. There's literally no utility and the people that do it (tons of which are in this thread) are just legitimately shitty people.

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