/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5658694]

Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.5658702]

>>5658694
It's a private business, and it's not really discriminating because it's tantamount to having a children's menu (no one over 12) etc. It's also not discriminating because it doesn't say 'no niggers, no faggots, no old people, no Jews, no women, no gypsies, no people with disabilities, etc. allowed'

[Anonymous No.5658722]

On second thought, you could try to make a case that ketchup is somehow manifest to your people as an expression of your culture...which is after-all entirely nonsensical. By that I mean, ketchup on hot dogs is not the equivalent of an ethnoreligious culinary tradition, ala kosher or halal dietary laws/restrictions or even equivalent to a religious practice such as those practiced by Christians that deal with food--fasting; abstinence from meat on holy days, etc.

I'm afraid you'll just have to boycott them.

[Anonymous No.5658730]

>>5658694
>ketchup users confirmed for children

[Anonymous No.5658732]

>>5658694
It's allowed because it's an attention grabber.

[Anonymous No.5658761]

>>5658694
Because only children put ketchup on hotdogs, on account of it being a terrible condiment for pretty much anything but potatoes.

[Anonymous No.5658763]

They don't get to decide that. If their hotdog sucks, I can cover it up with my dick if I want.

[Anonymous No.5658767]

>>5658763
>eating a hot dog
>thinking you still have rights

[Anonymous No.5658769]

>>5658761
>have neet friend
>invite him over to chill
>grill up hotdogs
>put ketchup on mine
>friend throws a fit

Yeah, its my life that's totally fucked, right?

On a side note, I really like ketchup on hotdogs and fries, dunno why

[Anonymous No.5658770]

>>5658767
>serving hot dogs
>thinking you have the right to refuse anything to anybody at anytime

[Anonymous No.5658773]

I put ketchup and mustard on my hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.5658813]

>>5658722
>ketchup on hot dogs is not the equivalent of a ... culinary tradition

But it is a culinary tradition, if people traditionally use it for culinary purposes.

[Anonymous No.5658838]

>>5658702
Maybe I r just the plebbest but I've never been to a place where an adult couldn't order off the children's menu.

Does anyone know if these guys stick to their guns or is that just a funny joke on the door?

[Anonymous No.5658862]

Why do liberals want the government to micromanage every little decision that private businesses make?

[Anonymous No.5658865]

>>5658761
>Because only children put ketchup on hotdogs
To be fair, typically only children eat hot dogs at all. Adults would order superior sausages

[Anonymous No.5658902]

>>5658862
Why do conservatives want businesses to micromanage every little decision that customers make?

[Anonymous No.5658905]

>>5658902
if you don't like it, don't go. McDonalds will give you all the Ketchup you need

[Anonymous No.5658915]

>>5658905
if you don't like it here, move. Iran will give you all the tyranny you need

[Anonymous No.5658923]

>>5658902
Because businesses have discovered the flaw in the electoral system: stupid uneducated retards in rural areas can easily be controlled because they fear learning. Just push the right emotional buttons (commies, islam, gays, etc) and they will follow you blindly. See >>5658915

[Anonymous No.5658943]

>>5658923
You sound like a miserable cunt.

[Anonymous No.5658951]

>>5658767
>forsaking centuries of culinary tradition

[Anonymous No.5658953]

>>5658943

Are you upset?

[Anonymous No.5658957]

>>5658953
Not in the least.

[Anonymous No.5658961]

>>5658694

because somebody finally took a stand about this ketchup on a hot dog nonsense (blasphemy).

my faith in mankind has been renewed

[Anonymous No.5658978]

>>5658957
>projecting

Odd accusation for someone who accused *me* of being miserable based on a simple factual observation.

Pro tip: the reason you are miserable is that you have no chances, no opportunities, and the world is passing you by. You don't like the idea that everything you Firmly Believe In was put in your mind by a 28 year old ivy league kid crunching numbers at a beltway think tank, and you especially don't like being reminded of this fact.

Have fun prepping for the apocalypse. It's not going to happen but at least it gives you something to hope for.

[Anonymous No.5658991]

>>5658978
You made an accusation that 20% of the country has major political sway. Get out more man. And yes, when you whine about how unfair it is to have someone with a different point of view, you sound like a miserable person.

[Anonymous No.5658997]

>>5658978
its funny because this kid supports centralized government and expects to be taken seriously by anyone

[Anonymous No.5659003]

>>5658991
>about how unfair it is

You're putting words in my mouth now, projector-san ^_^

I've gotten out plenty. I lived in flyover land for 3 years. So yes, I do know what it is to be miserable. Luckily, those times are over.

It's a fact that rural retards are overrepresented. It's what's holding this country back. You're what's holding this country back. This is a fact, not an opinion.

[Anonymous No.5659010]

>>5658997

It's funny because you're probably one of those retards who screams "muh constitution" whenever they're confused, without understanding the implications.

Are you patriotic? Because you sure don't sound patriotic.

[Anonymous No.5659011]

>>5659003
Good to know I cause so much ass pain in your life.

[Anonymous No.5659030]

>>5658838
>Does anyone know if these guys stick to their guns or is that just a funny joke on the door?
I think the sign is more of a suggestion than an actual rule. Who would want to eat at a place pretentious enough to tell you how to eat the food you paid them for?

If they dont want to serve people ketchup they should just not stock any and disappoint kids under 14 or make some gourmet sweet tomato chutney or something related to fill the void while also being pretentious refined just the way the owner likes it.

>>5658902
g8 b8 m8

[Anonymous No.5659032]

>>5659011

It's always about race with you people isn't it.

No, I'm not mexican or any sort of latino. You, however, are white. That much is clear.

[Anonymous No.5659039]

>>5659032
Actually, I'm the happy Mexican. But keep on projecting on.

[Anonymous No.5659101]

Is this in Chicago?

The people here are serious cunts about food, especially hot dogs for some reason. Actually the people here are cunts about everything.

[Anonymous No.5659133]

lol manchildren who care that people don't eat hotdogs "right".

It's ck's version of casual.

[Anonymous No.5659167]

>>5659032
>stereotype and prejudice is only ok when I do it!!

Whatever, Beanfrican American.

[Anonymous No.5659171]

>>5659167
Guess again, dumb hick

Also, you brought it up

[Anonymous No.5659177]

>>5658770
>thinks the customer is always right

[Anonymous No.5659186]

>>5659101
is it just ketchup or do they hate other sweet condiments like corn relish and bbq sauce?

[Anonymous No.5659252]

>>5659186

They frown upon other condiments, but ketchup is a mortal sin. A lot of people here get really upset if you mention you like ketchup on hot dogs, it's really pathetic how much they care about something so trivial.

[Anonymous No.5659281]

>>5659252
>people here get really upset if you mention you like ketchup on hot dogs
do they atleast have ketchup on offer in the shops if you want some or will you just get dirty looks from everyone?

[Anonymous No.5659292]

>>5659177
*throws rocks at your pedestal*
tell me if any of those hit you

[Anonymous No.5659305]

Well what happens if I'm not a child and I put ketchup on my hot dog?

[Anonymous No.5659309]

>>5659252

where do you live? chicago?

i can understand, what with the cubs... i mean they need something to take pride in together.

[Anonymous No.5659315]

>>5659281

There are places that have ketchup for the people who like it, but many places don't carry ketchup and will scoff at you if you ask for it.

[Anonymous No.5659398]

It would make some sense if it were real food in a proper restaurant or even actual sausages but the overpowering taste of ketchup was basically designed for shit like hot dogs and scrapple.

[Anonymous No.5659424]

Ketchup is the least natural condiment. Putting poor sauce on their "supposedly higher quality meat" is heinous, except it's a fucking hotdog. The only people who care are people who are around hotdogs all day and live in them.

>>5659305
Probably called out if the owner is there. Public shaming.

[Anonymous No.5659431]

>Things that are incredibly high in sugar

>Only for kids


ishiggy

[Anonymous No.5659432]

>>5658694
That is godlike

[Anonymous No.5659435]

>>5658694
I think it's funny that they're treating hotdogs like a delicacy. I don't think I'd eat there just because of that sign.

Fuck hotdogs though. Sausages are infinitely superior.

[Anonymous No.5659445]

>>5658694

[Anonymous No.5659601]

well kind of an attitude. not hijacking this thread but... I like ketchup, catsup and or mustard and mayo, chillie onions, slaw, um I like things my way, the only way. piss off. I know... when it says no subs. it means no subs. I understand. but some "chefs" act like over inflated divas it's tough and demanding job spare me the "artist" bull shit. motel or resturant.. if with in the law, shut up and cook it. .customer is not always . right but if three times theyare always right they can walk or you better lace those traveling shoes. surley ass chefs i can do with out. your name ain't monett, dime a dozen.

[Anonymous No.5659640]

>>5658902
You do remember that it was the conservative media that was howling about The Black President™ ordering a cheeseburger with mustard instead of ketchup, right?

[Anonymous No.5659644]

>>5659435
>not knowing a hot dog IS a sausage
Why are Americans so retarded?

[Anonymous No.5659646]

>>5659601
Haven't seen one of your posts in a while. How are you doing?

[Anonymous No.5659662]

>>5658923
it's not just rural areas.

there are retards everywhere. There are in fact more concentrated in urban areas due to population density.

I don't get, however, what it is that makes faggot freak out over ketchup. What the hell is wrong with ketchup? I would understand not liking retards who drown their meal in ketchup, but to outright crusade against it? what?

Does it have something to due with it being sweet and sweet things are seen as childish? thus you can't enjoy something that is "childish" as an "adult" or else you just aren't cool and judge by other "adult" faggots. am I on the right tract here?

[Anonymous No.5659670]

>>5659662
It is pretty much the equivalent of putting ice cream on your hot dog. Are you willing to honestly say that you wouldn't look down on someone who put ice cream on a hot dog?

[Anonymous No.5659684]

>>5658694
if they want to be forced to shutdown their business in a few months, they have that right

[Anonymous No.5659685]

>>5659670
ketchup is not like ice cream in anyway save for being sweet. that is a stupid analogy.

[Anonymous No.5659687]

>>5658694

[Anonymous No.5659709]

are hotdogs higher quality than microwave dinner meats?

[Anonymous No.5659714]

>>5659709
i guess it would depend on the hot dog wouldnt it?

[Anonymous No.5659727]

Honestly I frown on people who put ketchup on steaks for obvious reasons but a hotdog?
It's a fucking pleb tier food that you shouldn't be eating in the first place except for maybe at the concession stand at a baseball game. Who gives a shit what you put on it?

[Anonymous No.5659731]

I hate ketchup as much as the next guy but god damn I wouldn't give five flying fucks about whoever uses ketchup on their food. I would put ketchup on my hot dogs AND on my steaks just to piss off food hipsters at such establishments.

[Anonymous No.5659736]

>>5659685
It's exactly the same in this context: merely a means of getting as much sugar as possible onto your meal so you can feed your sweet tooth.

[Anonymous No.5659749]

>>5658722
>I'm afraid you'll just have to boycott them.
That's not the way we do things in Liberal America. If we have a problem, no matter how personal, we get the government to attempt to solve it.

[Anonymous No.5659773]

>>5658694
Why are they allowing kids to put ketchup on hotdogs? I don't fucking know, but that shit is retarded. NO ONE should be allowed and that sign should simply saw "We Don't Provide Ketchup for Hotdog Orders".

[Anonymous No.5659781]

>>5659731
>putting ketchup on steaks
>only pissing off "hipsters"
I'm pretty sure the person you piss off the most is the chef who took the time to marble, season and cook the steak to get that delicious jucy flavor and then you mask all of it in fucking ketchup.
If you're gonna put ketchup on a steak you might as well tell them to just slap your steak on the grill and cook it well done and not bother with making it taste good since all you will be tasting is ketchup anyway.

[Anonymous No.5659790]

>>5659781
I dunno where you live but ive never seen a chef marble the steak, the cow does that where i come from.

[Anonymous No.5659797]

>>5659644
Pureed scrap meat and tissues turned into links shouldn't be considered sausages.

[Anonymous No.5659798]

>>5659790
>he doesn't know how to marble a steak

nigga do you even cook?

[Anonymous No.5659805]

>>5659798
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marbled_meat

[Anonymous No.5659818]

>>5659736
No. so the real argument is
>I don't like it.
>I hate sugar
>I am a huge faggot how dare you enjoy something I don't.
so the people who complain about others using ketchup on hot dogs are whiny children under the guise of "adult" sophistication.

[Anonymous No.5659838]

>2014
>not putting ketchup, mustard, mayo, and relish on a hot dog

I mean, why even call this America anymore?

[Anonymous No.5659848]

>>5659838
THIS. Except replace mayo with onions and you're good to go.

[Anonymous No.5659853]

>>5659848
I want that in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.5659867]

>>5659445

[Anonymous No.5659923]

>>5659848
ketchup and relish
no thanks i dont want the diabeetus
no thanks i dont need 2 sweet things also

[Anonymous No.5659929]

>>5659818
yes

[Anonymous No.5659943]

>>5658923
>Because the media/government have discovered the flaw in the education system and use it for brainwashing: stupid uneducated retards in metropolitan areas can easily be controlled because they have been liberally indoctrinated. Just push the right emotional buttons (hating christians, islamaphobia, feminism, gay rights, etc) and they will follow you blindly. See all of Ca

fix'd

[Anonymous No.5660034]

>>5659943
>not wanting your kids to be forced to recite sectarian prayers every morning is a kind of hate speech against christians

this is what crazy rural people actually believe

[Anonymous No.5660058]

>putting anything on your dog except chili and cheese

[Anonymous No.5660060]

>>5658694
Maybe you should make better hotdogs

[Anonymous No.5660062]

>>5658694
>no katsup

May as well say "no neon yellow mustard" while you're at it. Fucking cheap ass yellow mustard is far worse than middling ketchup.

[Anonymous No.5660066]

>>5658694
Because it's their establishment and they can serve what they like.

That said, I don't have a problem with people who want to put ketchup on hotdogs. When I make campfire dogs (hotdogs cooked over an actual campfire) I put mustard and ketchup on them. Not a ton of ketchup, but a little squiggle. IDGAF. But, to each their own, if they don't want to serve ketchup, they don't have to. Bring your own.

[Anonymous No.5660074]

>>5660034
>Implying he said that
>Implying that happens outside of liberal straw man arguments

[Anonymous No.5660082]

>>5660074 (You)
>>5659943 (You)
>"he"

cool story samefag

[Anonymous No.5660084]

>>5659003
>It's what's holding this country back.
Good goyim, voting for the wrong party is what's holding this country back.

[Anonymous No.5660092]

>>5660084

"Goyim" is the plural form of goy. It is grammatically incorrect to address a single individual as "goyim"

[Anonymous No.5660096]

>>5660082
> (You)

Are you shitposting at yourself?

[Anonymous No.5660200]

>>5660082
did..did you add the (You) after that?
Because I know only one of those posts was mine.
>whosjewingwho.jpg

[Anonymous No.5660258]

i always felt like a child for wanting my hotdogs plain

nice to find out i've actually always been better than everyone else at eating hotdogs

[Anonymous No.5660272]

>>5659445
>Chicago being in charge of anything food related
They're like hipsters with Down syndrome

[Anonymous No.5660299]

I 100% dislike ketchup on hotdogs. Don't get me wrong, I drown fries and sometimes potatoes with ketchup, however it has no place on a hotdog. Its something kids only do when mom boils a hotdog for lunch.

What belongs on a hotdog is mustard, relish, onion, sauerkraut, and chopped bacon. Chili dogs are awesome but should never be considered the standard.

I live within 20 min of two places that have been on Food Network for their hot dogs. There are some other great places to have hot dogs too. All of them discourage ketchup on hot dogs. One place that was on DD&D is known for specialty hot dogs with handmade relishes, gourmet mustards and such. Not one hot dog on the menu of any reputable hot dog joint includes ketchup.

[Anonymous No.5660304]

>>5660272

This is an excellent description of the Chicago food scene.

[Anonymous No.5660337]

>>5660200
You got caught samefag

[Anonymous No.5660338]

>>5660299
>implying anything "should" or "shouldn't" be on processed dick meat

[Anonymous No.5660360]

>>5660338
NC scum.
Terran Republic master race reporting in.

[Anonymous No.5660363]

>>5658813
>key word omitted
ethnoreligious

[Anonymous No.5660484]

>went to a restaurant with this sign
>guy ordered and ate by himself
>he saw a kd had a small container of ketchup four his frenchfries
>waits for kid to go to the bathroom
>he stole the ketchup and immediately poured it all over his plain hot dog
>kid ran back to table and saw creepy guy deepthroating his ketchup dog
>kid screams and throws his drink on the ground
>kitchen staff jumps from behind counter
>guy is fingering his anus with remnants of ketchup from empty cup and slurping the licopene enriched phallic foot long
>owner runs over and yells at him to leave or he's calling the cops
>guy snaps to reality and fumbles out of his chair
>slips and falls on lathery ketchup mess
>sued the restaurant and now ketchup is no longer served wherever hot dogs are

[Anonymous No.5660576]

>>5660304
whats wrong with that taqueria?

[Anonymous No.5660997]

As a kid I could never stomach Ketchup on anything... and even now I can only barely tolerate it on burgers and fries...

Every few years I give it another shot on a hotdog but it's still shit... meanwhile I've turned a corner on every other topping i used to despise.

Ketchup is fuckign digusting and parents shouldn't even begin to train their children into accepting it as a proper condiment...

[Anonymous No.5661047]

>>5660997
>not putting ketchup on meat pie your grandma made

[Anonymous No.5661054]

>>5660484
Occam's Razor
This almost definitely happened exactly like that

[Anonymous No.5661063]

>>5661054
while that most certainly didnt happen its not something occams razor would apply to

[Anonymous No.5661086]

>>5658694
im new to ck...why do you guys hate ketchup? ive always used it on burgers, dogs and fries

[Anonymous No.5661099]

>>5661086
Because "purists" are anal about making you eat it a certain way instead of how you want it because fuck you as a customer, how dare you want something how you like it when your paying for the fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.5661102]

>>5661099
amen, fuck customers

[Anonymous No.5661104]

>>5661086
>not putting ketchup on steak

[Anonymous No.5661329]

>>5658694
>a really long time ago many years ago
>be 15
>walk RIGHT ON IN
>I would like a caliente perro
>look up to the counter after receiving the product I payed for
>"Hey manager"
>"what"
>raise up bottle of ketchup I brought from home
>"HEY YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH YOU CAN'T DO THAT-
>squirt the whole bottle of ketchup all over it drenching my hand in the process
>"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>walk up to the manager
>"im sorry manager"
>throw the hotdog in his face watching the ketchup splatter

and thats the strange dream I had last night.

[Anonymous No.5661345]

>>5658732

this.

how do you make your hot dog business stand out? act like a quirky hot dog nazi.

[Anonymous No.5661351]

>>5658694
this is what happens when people on /ck/ open a shitty restraint in there shitty town.

[Anonymous No.5661368]

ITT: Children getting offended by a little tradition that you don't even need to follow

hurr durr chiraq food nazis cant tell me how to eat my food

[Anonymous No.5661836]

>>5658694
I doubt they enforce it. Businesses generally try to cater to their customers' wishes whenever reasonable.

[Anonymous No.5661841]

>>5659252
>it's really pathetic how much they care about something so trivial.
You mean like New Yorkers bitching about Chicago deep dish pizza?

[Anonymous No.5661842]

>>5659640
Ummm, no? No, I don't remember ever hearing about it. I am guessing every libtard blog in the country was posting incessantly about the "controversy" for weeks, though.

[Anonymous No.5661844]

>>5660484
Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.5661867]

Seems to me that a lot of you anti-ketchup fags are missing the point that just as there are different qualities of sausage so there are also different qualities of ketchup.

At my BBQ's I serve the plain beef sausages with my won ketchup consisting of passata with a little wine vinegar and dijon mustard.

I also serve quality sausages from a local butcher that are already flavoured - olive and feta, sicilian, coconut curry etc.

Susrprising how many of the adults try the 'good' sausages then go to the plain beef but with onions, 'ketchup' and dijon mustard.

tl;dr good ketchup is passata and wine vinegar - no crappy sugar needed.

[Anonymous No.5661880]

>>5661841

Chicago vs NY is a made up rivalry designed to make Chicago residents feel important.

Chicago pizza is good. Get over your inferiority complex.