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ITT: We discuss the chefs we have stupid crushes on.

>pic related, my crush is Christina Tosi of Momofuku Milk Bar

Who do you crush on /ck/?

>> No.5657122
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>in b4 Giada

>> No.5657309
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>no Nigella

>> No.5657592

>>5657103
I'd watch Saturday morning cartoons with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fkvu5i6Xlk

>> No.5657597
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>love is blind

>> No.5657800

>pic related

I would gladly share tapas with him

>> No.5657803
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>>5657800
durp, one too many glasses of rose :^)

>> No.5657812

>>5657122
>>5657309
>>5657597
>chefs

>> No.5657818

>>5657103
I would mom fuck you and eat your milk bar.

>> No.5657843
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>> No.5657855

>>5657843
Does she know how to prepare and bake a cheese pizza?

>> No.5658099
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>>5657122

>in Giada b4 you :^)

>> No.5658118

>>5657103
>Christina the love of my life.

David Chang pls go.

>> No.5658126
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>> No.5658137

>>5658118
>she cares more for her crack pie than she does for my ramen :(

>> No.5658146
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Swedish chef Tina Nordström
>tfw no quirky tina gf

>> No.5658151

>>5658137
Sorry to hear that Dave. Your love for her is as clear as day in your book momofuku... If she won't return your love, she doesn't deserve you.

>> No.5658157
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_5t6vc2X0g
>tfw no tina

>> No.5658170

>>5658151
We deserve what we earn.
Her pies have earned the love of all /ck/

>> No.5658181

>>5657309
That body though

>> No.5658189

who has the vegan girl with the deepish raspy voice? she looks like a lord of the rings elf and I just want to hug and kiss her, somebody should post it. she is fine.

>> No.5658195

>>5658189
Laura Miller most likely. She has a YouTube show on Tastemade if you want to see more.

>> No.5658197
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>>5658189
This one?

>> No.5658205

>>5658197
>dat repressed fascism

no wonder she can't control her appetite

>> No.5658209
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>>5657103
Good chef, but no sex appeal.

>>5657309
Would like to take a nap between her titties.

>>5657597
Really adorable, rooted for her from the start, but married. Kinda kills it. But super adorable.

>>5658126
butter face

As for me, only pic related.

>> No.5658210

>>5658146
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_5t6vc2X0g
I lost my pants at 1:38. That is a rather substantial sausage.

>> No.5658218
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Yes, i know she's kinda weird looking. No, i don't care.

>> No.5658226

>>5658209
No sex appeal?
This shit turns me on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_5t6vc2X0g

>> No.5658227
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>>5658210

>> No.5658230

>>5658195
that is the girl. would spend my time with and consider dietary lifestyle changes. I like her.

>> No.5658243

>>5658230
>Laura Miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf5FDqeLT-0
Sounds like a crack addict, looks like a crack addict. Vegan nutrition at its finest.

>> No.5658266

>>5658218
Her hand is huge in that pic.

>> No.5658283

>>5657592
>my one true love

>> No.5658288

>>5658266
Like i said, I know she's weird looking, but that may be a product of the camera angle, too. I have a thing for abrasive, funny Italian broads. Yes, it has gotten me into trouble

>> No.5658293
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10/10 would gargle his leathery sack

>> No.5658305

>>5658243
sexy as fuck. i like me a homely grill.

>> No.5658312

>>5657592
you have to love your cereal milk

>> No.5658313
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she may not be as "hot" as Sarah but I still think she is cute, she is a great cook, especially for only being 18, and I think she would be a really cool chill girlfriend

>> No.5658330

>>5658293
^_^

>> No.5658340

>>5658189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7hu9Swu5to

Are you thinking of Isa? She's awesome.

>> No.5658375

>>5658340
I don't understand she has a gas stove but uses a slow cooker. She has a gas oven but uses a toaster oven. She call's it meaty chili but it only has beans and lentils. She calls it buttery, but it's coconut oil.

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>>5657103
gizzi erskine with her tattooed angel wings

>> No.5658655

>>5658340
I make chilli with beans only.
Chorizo sometimes.
Why is it such a big deal that it can be vegan? God damned tattooed hipster cunt.

>> No.5658721

>>5658375
she's shilling for breville

>> No.5659174
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>>5658340
no, am not impress.

Laura Miller is it. I love how she seems so real and sort of uncomfortable on camera, but not shy. everyone else seems like fake and bitchy cam whores but she's just so real. and she makes lembas bread <3

>tfw no laura miller gf to do volunteer work with at the community urban organic farm on Sunday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl2U9RnwoOE&hd=1

>> No.5659188

>>5659174
Note really disproving the belief that many vegans are female or faggots.

>> No.5659189
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muh asian alien looking chefu

>> No.5659196
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>>5657103

her for obvious reasons

>> No.5659207
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Nicole Brisson from Carnevino

She can throw my meat any day

>> No.5659238

>>5659188
try and fite me fggt I ate a philly cheese steak taco last night and will pummel you.

>> No.5660221

>>5659174

why is her voice so deep

>> No.5660704

>>5660221
why isn't yours.

>> No.5660707

>>5659196
>obvious reasons

You are attracted to really stupid people?

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>>5658209
but seriously shes the first cooking show i watched. RIP

>> No.5660757

>>5660707
No, he's attracted to people with disproportionately large heads.

>> No.5660809
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>>5657103
>Grant Achatz (exec. chef of Alinea)

Not only is he an amazing chef to one of the most innovative restaurants of our time, but he's a total babesicle

>> No.5660837

>>5660707
>buttmad flatty

>> No.5660850

>>5660707
>You are attracted to really stupid people?

Yes.

Easier to manipulate.

>> No.5660863

>>5660757
Her head is really damn big

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>> No.5661924

>>5659174

uh, you linked a lord of the rings movie

>> No.5661926
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>>5657103

>> No.5661931

>>5659189
ayy lmao

>> No.5661964

>>5660809
I wouldn't eat a meal plated by him.
Probably has his fingers brined in cunt juice.

>> No.5661966

>>5661931
guffawing like an idiot, ty

>> No.5661982
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Im not even gay.

>> No.5662056
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>>5661982
So much hipster

>> No.5662069

>>5662056

I don't understand, are you stuck in a time warp and you think black plastic eyeglasses are "hipster"?

Go to any pleb tier glasses store like lenscrafters and that's essentially all you'll see. This has been the case for years now.

When was the last time you interacted with a real life human?

>> No.5662075

>>5662069
hipster isn't an evolving therm, mong

I bet you still refer to people as scene

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>>5662075

That's a valiant attempt at damage control, but no. You've been found out.

Why does the meatspace intimidate you so much?

>> No.5662089

>>5662078
Leave us to wallow Norma.

>> No.5662121

>>5658218
please take her and keep her in your basement as long as that cunt isnt on tv any more

>> No.5662124

>>5659196
dat forehead hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

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>> No.5664419

>>5658218
I will provide any funds necessary for you to keep her chained up in your basement with a ball gag.

>> No.5664429

>>5661964
You would prefer that his fingers be covered in jizz?

>> No.5664453

Love Christina Tosi aswell <3

>> No.5664467

>>5664429
yes... preferably his own... what an infusion of sex oil

>> No.5666294
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my hero

>> No.5666298

Well my aunt's not a chef but she's trying and it's adorable. Would marry if she'd let me.
Actual chef I like is Alvin Leung, too bad we could never be together. He doesn't like spicy food.

>> No.5666354

>>5664429
Yeah, that means he's relaxed.

>> No.5666364

>>5659174
Holy shit she sounds like Donna from That 70s Show