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5652875 No.5652875[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Peppercorn burger, Bottomless Steak Fries, and Monster Salted Caramel Milkshake is 3,540 calories in 1 meal.

http://time.com/3063615/behold-the-unhealthiest-meal-you-can-eat-at-a-chain-restaurant/

What do you think is the single most calorie dense meal you've ever had in your life?

>> No.5653369

>>5652875
How do they count the calories on the fries if they are "bottomless"?

>> No.5653441

>>5652875
Thats around how many cories are in a pound of stored human fat. If you ate that much after you already ate your fill of calories, you could theoretically gain one pound.

>> No.5653444

>>5653441
Calories*

>> No.5653618

an entire large pepperoni, chicken, mushroom and extra cheese pizza from my nearby pizzeria. One slice must have been at least 600 calories, and this was 8.

>> No.5653685

the thing is, if you skipped the milkshake and had a glass of water or even lightly sweetened ice tea you'd probably cut more than a third of that meal's calories.

>> No.5653693

>>5652875
>peppercorn

Why the fuck is with people suddenly using the term "peppercorn"? What's wrong with just saying "pepper"?

>> No.5653695

>>5653369
chinese riddle right there

>> No.5653699

>>5653693
Pepper could also mean capsicum, this is less ambiguous.

>> No.5653740

>>5653441

I thought it was 9000 a kilo, but even then it'd still be close, yes.

I think my most calorie-dense meal ever was breakfast I had with a friend from University. We had a sick party, I crashed at his place and the next morning we had a huge hangover-induced craving for fat. We got

>800 grams of cheese fondue
>two baguettes
>400 grams of assorted dried sausages
>a jar of ground chili and garlic oil

I don't even want to calculate the amount of calories that was. We at it all, while his anorexic roommate ate a tangerine and a cracker. The look of disgust she had I cherish to this day.

>> No.5653770

>>5653740
>We had a giant vat of cheese and a pound of sausage for breakfast while some bitch ate a piece of fruit
>IN YOUR FACE WHORE WHO'S GOT HEART DISEASE NOW?

>> No.5653786

>>5653770
Well she was hospitalized half a year later and then had to go to rehab for her eating disorder, so she came closer. Im 175 pounds at 6"2, eat healthy and run 3 times a week. Going full gluttony every once in a while means heart disease nowadays?

>> No.5653800

>>5653786
You don't go to rehab for an eating disorder, you go inpatient

>> No.5653808

>>5653800

Sure. Anyone going to contriboot?

>> No.5653810

>>5653800
Butthurt anorexic detected.

Why do you come on a board dedicated to food and cooking if you hate it so much?

>> No.5653815

>>5652875

How is that 3500? Either they're adding a lot more french fries than what's in the picture, loading in a lot of condiments, or that milkshake is 100% heavy cream with maximum sugar dissolved in it.

Something tells me they cut some corners and maxed out a few possibilities to reach 3500. That or OP is a dunce who didn't bother to say that the image isn't the meal.

>> No.5653818

>>5653693
its corn if it isn't ground up

>> No.5653820

>>5653618
>One slice must have been at least 600 calories

Doubt it. If it was a horribly done deep dish dripping with oil, then maybe, maybe you could reach 600 in a slice.

But your nearby pizzeria is probably thin crust, and there's no way they added enough toppings per slice to make that mark.

And yes, I know what a house pizza with extra extra cheese looks like.

>> No.5653821

That time I ordered a chili cheese dog, chili cheese burger and a thing of chili cheese fries. That was probably calorie dense.

Although, apparently McDonalds chicken is very bad and I can eat a lot of their nuggets.

>> No.5653825

Me personally must be American Chinese food.

Barely eating anything for 3 days because of emergency at work. Finally solved, get a mandatory paid day off. Sleep 14 hours straight, wake up, order Chinese food.

I don't really know how many calories but I bet it would beat any single meal listed on OP's link. I massacred that bag of Chinese over like 6 straight hours. It was pretty bad, but so good. 10k calories wouldn't surprise me at all.

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5653854

>>5652875
that would have to be a kapsalon for me OP. 4000 calories in one siting. its basically an aluminium foil tray filled with fries, which get covered by cheese, then a layer of donor kebab mixed with chili and garlic sauce is added. then a layer of salad and tomatoes also drenched in garlic, finally, another layer of fries and donor kebab is added and drizzled with cheese amd shoved into the oven. you will never ever taste something so delicious when you are drunk, though it is absolutely disgusting to eat when sober.

>pic related

>> No.5653858

>>5652875


It's something we call ultra stuffing. We got really really high one night and we cooked it up. We got a deep deep 8x11 glass pan, and inside we put a layer of stove top stuffing, two cans of corn beef hash, then a layer of feta cheese, layer of cheddar cheese, then some pre-cooked bacon and grease.

I also forgot to mention we put about 1 stick of butter above every layer of stuffing.

Then we doubled the layers. A large value sized box of stuffing, 2 1LB bricks of cheese, a 1LB package of Bacon,4 large cans of corn beef hash, and 2 sticks of butter later, we were in absolute heaven.

I could only eat 1 bowl before feeling like there was a tube of stuffing in my throat.

That night I watched a tiny japanese girl eat 3 HEAPING bowls of the stuff, and just casually said, "dis is rally gewd" and walked off.

>> No.5653866

>>5652875
every now and then (like once every few months) I'll get a 3 piece variety meal from KFC with a coke. That's gotta be about 1500+

>> No.5653870

When I was fat I used to order a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger combo at JITB, and get a large shake on top of that. Easily around 3500 calories.

I don't know the calorie count of every meal at Cheesecake Factory. But I had a Bacon Bleu Cheese Burger there, which came with fries and drink, and had a slice of cheesecake after.

Any time I do something super fat like this, I usually don't eat anything all day. Or don't eat anything the next day.

>> No.5653878

>>5653858
I thought you called it ultra suffering

>> No.5653881
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>>5652875
Well if your meal is any indication then my most calorie-dense meal would probably be the Hob Nob burger with fries and a vanilla malt. Pic related, it's the Hob Nob burger.

>> No.5653888

>>5653815
Bigass hand-dipped milkshakes are really fucking high in calories, bro. There's probably almost a whole pint of ice cream in that motherfucker.

I'm not sure what it'd be for me. What qualifies as a single meal? Because I can eat a whole large pizza and wash it down with heavy 8 beers, but it'll take me a few hours.

>> No.5653903

>>5653815
sauce
2 burger patties
bun toasted in loads margerine margerine (says on their site)
bacon
fried onion straws
slices of cheese
'bottomless' fries, meaning they probably counted 2 servings of them
a 2 serving milkshake

That's the thing they don't tell you, it's the 'monster' meal, which is making your burger double pattied, and your milkshake coming with a second serving in a tumbler to sate your fatty needs

Never eaten the monster version but the peppercorn burger is pretty damn tasty

>> No.5653909

>>5653903
>bacon
>fried onion straws
Why is this burger-topping combination so based

>> No.5653952

>>5653815
>That or OP is a dunce who didn't bother to say that the image isn't the meal.
>I didn't look at the article which is discussed ITT but I'm right

>> No.5653956

>>5652875
>The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has handed out their annual Xtreme Eating Awards to the fast food meals and chains that they deem the unhealthiest.
>Center for Science in the Public Interest
>awards most unhealthy items
>America
what the fuck?

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5653957

>>5653854
MMM-HMMM

a motherfucking kapsalon. It's friday too, so i might be going out tonight. Shit man. You did this to me. Godverdomme.

>> No.5653967

>>5653888
fucking this. I wouldn't be surprised if that milkshake makes up for almost half of the calories on the OP's pic, since the rest doesn't look extremely greasy.

>> No.5654143

Friend and i had a food contest, whoever finishes first gets their meal paid by the other-we can order whatever we wanted but the other had to order the same.

1 butter basted steak and fries, 1 angel hair pasta with side house salad, 1 personal pizza(combination), 1 porkchop with apple sauce and mashed potatos, 1 slice of raspberry cheesecake, 1 milkshake and 1 giant ass mug of imported pale ale.

I only drank water and ate nothing for 2 days prior to stretch ny stomach and thats how I did it. I won, but it isnt winning if you throw up half your dinner.

23+17+12+21+9+8+8= about 98 dollars with(not including) 15% tip.

Probably over 20k calories.

>> No.5654155

>>5654143
dude, sounds like 10k calories. tops.

>> No.5654162

>>5654155
The servings wern't THAT huge but the food ive stated just felt so calorically dense you know? Meats basted with fats and loads of sugers and starches.Plus the resteraunt didnt provide nutritional values so thats always a bad sign.

>> No.5654167

Yesturday I ate a gallon tub of Chocolate Ice cream and two sleeves of cookie dough (Pillsbury) in one sitting

Too tired to figure out the kcals

>> No.5654182

>>5652875
>What do you think is the single most calorie dense meal you've ever had in your life?

Perhaps the breakfast/brunch I had this morning. Leftover Dirty Rice topped with leftover sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions, and cheese; and then a piece of chocolate mousse cake.
I don't normally eat that much for breakfast, ever. But I'm currently on some medication that increases appetite (lucky it's short term, just for 10 days), plus I have to take the pills with food. Eh....I'll be glad once this is over. I don't really like feeling so full.
Anyway, I'm sure there's a meal in my past that's been way more calorie dense, though. I just can't think of it right now.

>> No.5654189

>>5654167
Assuming you ate the 16.5 oz tubes of cookie dough, that clocks in at about 4,290 cal. The gallon of ice cream, using Breyer's nutritional info, is another 4,480 cal, so overall that "meal" was worth about 8,770 calories. You're welcome.

>> No.5654193

>>5654189
That wasnt even the only thing I ate that day
;_;

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5654223

>>5653820

>dis nigga thinks he knows every pizzeria in the country

>> No.5654249

>>5654193
Are you landwhale??

>> No.5654253

>>5654249
Yes I am 6ft 330lbs (Size XL shirt, 42 Jeans)

I just cant stop eating, and I dont care enough to stop

>> No.5655431

>>5654143
>and ate nothing for 2 days prior
>o stretch ny stomach

That actually shrinks your stomach. You can't eat as much after fasting as you can eating some food.

>> No.5655435

>>5654167

You sure it was a gallon and not the < quart boxes? A gallon isn't standard size. It would have been a bigger tub of ice cream.

>> No.5655446

>>5654253

Switch to beans and rice and you'll lose the weight.

>> No.5655469

>>5652875
>Bottomless Steak Fries
Would by definition be an infinite amount of calories.

>> No.5655928

>>5655469
this has been answered, they most likely used two orders of the fries for the math.

>> No.5655932

>>5655928
what kind of asshole only gets 2 orders? you drink the shake and eat fries then take the burger home for another meal.