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>"ham"burgers
>made out of beef

>> No.5646620

>>5646602
whats a map anyways?
>hamburg germany
1/10 for response

>> No.5646630
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5646630

>steamed hams

made in oven

>> No.5646639

>>5646620
But it was invented by a danish guy in conneticut

>> No.5646640

>ham
>made out of a pig

>> No.5646653

>burrito
>not made with baby donkey meat

>> No.5646913
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>>5646602

>> No.5648033
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5648033

>Buffalo wings
>Buffalos are HUGE
>But their wings are so small

>> No.5648095

>>5646630
Foil-wrapped meat in the oven is basically steaming.

>> No.5648097

http://youtu.be/OT-hzA6nE_A

The only nigger humor I've ever chuckled at.

>> No.5648118

>>5646630
>All my East coast friends are raving about white castle.
>Visit Virginia.
>"Steam grilled."
>Full of black people.
>Literally cannot finish one slider.

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>>5648033
Buffalo New York you dumb weeb

>> No.5648142

>>5648141
Because I'm sure he didn't know that, right? Congratulations on completely missing the joke.

>> No.5648145
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5648145

>hot dog
>no dog
>mfw

>> No.5648147

>>5648141
I only say this because you're an idiot, but, you might be the stupidest person ever born.

>> No.5648149

>>5648145
a dogs entire penis is pink you tard

>> No.5648152

>sweet breads

>> No.5648209

>>5648033
That's because they've atrophied over time because adult buffalos don't use them. They're hidden under the fur and that's why you can't see them.

>> No.5648770

>ham"burgers"
>not even made out of townsfolk

>> No.5648818

>>5648145
Supposedly, they were called "Hot Dachshunds" at one point, because Dachshunds are shaped like wieners and are even known as the "wiener dog."

But a comic book artist wanted to draw a scene of a baseball game where a hot dachshund vendor was selling hot dachshunds, but couldn't spell "dachshund," so he just re-named them "hotdogs." And the name stuck.

>> No.5648823

>coconut
>not a nut
>doesn't taste like cocoa

>> No.5648828

Some day, I'm going to take some ham, grind it, and shape it into a patty, just so I could say that I made a literal hamburger. Because fuck everybody.

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>>5648818

>and the name stuck

NEXT ON UNWRAPPED... THESE TASTY TREATS ARE MORE THAN JUST A FUN SIZED WAY TO ENJOY SUMMER... IN FACT, YOU COULD SAY THEY PUT THE 'O' IN DONUT HOLE

>> No.5648882

>>5648823

it is a nut dumb ass

>> No.5648888

>oatmeal
>not even a meal

captcha: chancellor wanyjin

>> No.5648894

>>5648882
>This nigger

You probably think peanuts are nuts too.

>> No.5648905

>>5648888

>not even a meal

What, so it's just a snack or something?

Americans, I swear.

>> No.5648918

>refried beans
>fried only once
what the fuck is this

>> No.5648919
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>>5648118
>Hating White Castle

>> No.5648933

>>5648905
>>5648888
i actually ate nothing but oatmeal for breakfast today.

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>soft drink
>it's fucking sugar water it can't BE soft

>> No.5648966

>>5648873

>not "'O'..... *dramatic 5 second pause* IN DONUT HOLE'" cue latin salsa music

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5649211

this whole thread

>> No.5649248
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5649248

>orange
>you glad i didn't say banana

>> No.5649256

>burrito
>not a baby donkey

>> No.5649282

>>5649211
>not realising when people are joking
no anon, you are the autism

>> No.5649289

>>5646639

Why isn't it called a Danish then? :)

>> No.5649292

>>5648919

When I was in America I went to White Castle and it was, in all honesty, the worst fast food experience I have ever had.
Those things were covered in old oil that was dripping off of them, they tasted exactly like they looked, like cheap "meat" covered in filth, the entire store smelled of urine and homeless people came in twice to ask for change.

>> No.5649505

>>5649292
>go to culturally enriched part of city
>be disappointed by chain fast food joints that don't serve mainly fried chicken

You set yourself up for disaster.

>> No.5649518

>>5649505

What?

>> No.5649546

>>5649518
niggers

>> No.5649656

>>5648873
Oh fuck, I loved that show, but Marc Summers was obviously dead inside.

>> No.5650590

1. Buy wonder bread
2. Wonder
3. ????????
4. Profit

>> No.5650603

>>5649656
No shit, he has crippling OCD. There's even a documentary on him.

>> No.5652419

>>5648141

>So much autism

>> No.5652422

>>5648770

>burghers

>> No.5652439

>>5648033
>Buffalo wings
>Made out of chicken