new gf feels

[Anonymous No.5635532]

>I like most foods
>but i will not eat:
>beef because its 10x worse for the environment than all other meats
>fish because its gross
>mushrooms because eww
>peas belong int he garbage
>i'm lactose intolerant
>i dont' like spicy foods
>beer is gross and tastes like ass
>i only like mixed sweet drinks
>seafood smells like catfood


This is why I don't take women out to eat. Its like a fuckin minefield deciding on dinner

[Anonymous No.5635544]

The only thing on that list I can say "I agree" too is beer; I don't like it.
Then again, I don't drink.

[Anonymous No.5635553]

>>5635532

At first I thought this was a post about yourself, OP, and I was going to rip you a fucking new one.

But since it's about your girlfriend I'll say the only issue is that she thinks she likes most foods. At least be real about being a picky eater.

[Anonymous No.5635561]

>>5635544
its what the girls i meet say when i want to take them out on a date or whatever. Also forgot

>place napkins on greasy pizza
>county fair food is gross
>i'm trying the paleo diet
>i'm vegan

God damn california. I want some corn-fed midwestern bitches who will eat when they're hungry.

[Anonymous No.5635569]

>>5635532
get a decent gf. my current gf was a really, really picky eater when I first met her. but I learned that her parents had mostly fed her shit growing up and she never learned to cook.

so I took her fishing and mushroom hunting and we roasted a whole trout and made a porcini mushroom sauce (fish and mushrooms being two things she hated the most). she ate it all and has really begun to expand her palate.

the best way to expand somebody's taste is to cook with them. introduce them to foods they don't like in new situations, they'll be more likely to try them with an open mind

[Anonymous No.5635581]

>>5635569
this guy here.

i once had a corn fed midwestern girl and she was awful. we were out and stopped for a bite to eat in a little beachside place. she ordered a corn dog and dipped it in ketchup. it was a pain to see. she was an awful lay too. she hated all red wine too, fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.5635584]

>gf

[Anonymous No.5635588]

fuck it i'm female and i'll eat anything

stop letting the experiences that irritate you the most warp your perception of the whole

[Anonymous No.5635589]

>>5635569
>mushroom and spinach pizza is a nogo because mushrooms are on the will not eat list
>i have celiacs and can't eat gluten
>my yoga instructor said to try this master juice cleanse diet
>your should cook me something based on my strict food preferences

[Anonymous No.5635590]

>>5635588
>landwhale detected

[Anonymous No.5635594]

>>5635590

5'3" 115 lbs check yourself faggot

run erryday

[Anonymous No.5635596]

>>5635588
No fuck you. I'm going to base all my perceptions about women on my shit gf and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.5635598]

>>5635594
quit trying to be a pretty princess for your gender. Women are awful and or crazy and men know it.

JUST EAT YOUR FOOD TINA

[Anonymous No.5635604]

>>5635594
timestamped pic or it didnt happen

>ill eat anything
>on 4chan on a friday night
>SJW misogyny bullshit

youre def a landwhale

[Anonymous No.5635611]

>>5635598
>Cheese in the patty
>Celery and carrots

I hate you.

[Anonymous No.5635614]

>>5635604

>anything, not everything (reading comprehension 101)
>introvert
>making my post into something it wasn't


ok

because first there is bitching about women being too picky, but when they aren't they're landwhales?

you're on 4chan on a friday night. are you a fat fuck? by your logic, your being here tonight increases that possibility. moron.

[Anonymous No.5635619]

>>5635611
I dunno they might be tasty if they are pickled.

[Anonymous No.5635620]

>>5635532
>>beef because its 10x worse for the environment

Lemme guess: she says this, yet is glued to her cell phone, which contains a toxic battery and whose chips are dependent on highly polluting mining of rare earth metals.

[Anonymous No.5635625]

>>5635614
>you're on 4chan on a friday night. are you a fat fuck? by your logic, your being here tonight increases that possibility.
Im a chef at work browsing while doing some paper work and waiting on my guys to finish closing

And yeah Im a fat fuck

[Anonymous No.5635628]

>>5635620
can't go more than 5 minutes without checking notifications from FB or texts. Doesn't think anything of leaving lights on all night just in case she wants to go to the kitchen for a drink in the middle of the night.

Bitch electricity costs money

[Anonymous No.5635630]

>>5635532
Wells she is right about peas at least

[Anonymous No.5635631]

>>5635614
>>5635625
Oh and youre still a landwhale

[Anonymous No.5635632]

>>5635614
get #rekt fellas

[Anonymous No.5635635]

>>5635544
Who the shit doesn't drink? Thats creepy

[Anonymous No.5635640]

>>5635619
While that's a good point, that doesn't excuse the cheese in the patty.

I still have nightmares about those cheese filled hotdogs from god knows how long ago.

[Anonymous No.5635641]

>>5635635
probably one of those superhero Mormon types

[Anonymous No.5635643]

>>5635635
I don't drink.

Doesn't taste good. I've tried all kinds of beer and it all tastes meh to me. Wines? Tried multiple kinds, went to Napa Valley meh. Champagne? meh.

>Been told just keep drinking it and you'll learn to like it
>Why force myself to learn to like something that is bad for your liver and costs a lot of money?

[Anonymous No.5635645]

>>5635643
Most beer besides bud light tastes legitimately good, none of that learn to like it bullshit

and did you like not go to college? Even if you fucking hate the taste, you should at least drink heavily in college

[Anonymous No.5635647]

>>5635640
Yeah I don't think I've ever had a cheese filled patty that tasted anything above meh tier. It's a shame too because it's one of those things you think is going to taste great then bam disappointment.

[Anonymous No.5635662]

>>5635647
Its gotta be a low melting cheese like bleu or feta so it doesn't ooze out. But yeah, there is none of that gooey cheese texture, just the flavor.

[Anonymous No.5635665]

>>5635645
I've tried several beers cheap and notcheap.

Budlight, corona, heineken, guiness, red stripe, fat tire, blue moon, and local beers when friends order or they get a sampler (I took a sip).

None appealed to me. Some tasted better than others but nothing like I'd like to go spend money on this.

No one in my immediate family likes drinking either.

[Anonymous No.5635671]

>>5635665
>No one in my immediate family likes drinking either.
do you like in Utah or Mississippi?

[Anonymous No.5635673]

>>5635598
>putting a burger in a taco
holy fuck why haven't I thought of this?

[Anonymous No.5635678]

>>5635671
California.
Asian.

[Anonymous No.5635703]

>>5635647
I was so goddamn excited when I brought those stupid sausages home. I was sitting there thinking "Oh god this is going to taste amazing"

And I made like the most perfect looking hotdog that took me 15 minutes and I the first bite I take there was that rush of sudden explosively violent disappointment that I didn't even think about my actions until it was over. I shot that bit of hotdog out of my mouth so fast I broke one of my mothers orchids. Thinking back I never not burst out laughing thinking of the "thunk" it made against the window.

I tell you hwat I had a lot of explaining to do.

[Anonymous No.5635704]

>>5635588
>fuck it i'm female and i'll eat anything
how much do u weigh?

[Anonymous No.5635706]

>>5635704
she already said she was a landwhale

[Anonymous No.5635709]

>>5635594
>115 lbs
L O L
O
L

[Anonymous No.5635710]

>>5635706

>being this persistent

[Anonymous No.5635712]

>>5635710
>not being persistent
enjoy never accomplishing any goals for yourself

[Anonymous No.5635713]

>>5635532
So basically she only eats chicken, maybe pork.

You're fine until you reach the live together phase. Then dump her. Don't want any part of that.

[Anonymous No.5635715]

>>5635643
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.5635717]

>>5635665
>No one in my immediate family likes drinking either.
sounds like your dad raised a faget, faget.

[Anonymous No.5635817]

>>5635532
I am an gf and I don't eat a lot of things, but it's mostly because some things just make me feel crappy when I eat them. I don't make a big fucking deal out of it though, I just find either the least bad thing on the menu or I bring my own dish to the barbecue or party so I know I have something to eat that's safe. Why can't people be grownups about stuff like this?

[Anonymous No.5635847]

My fiancée is a vegan and is pretty fussy about what I make.

Preference for salads and shit like that.

My favourite ingredient is potato and my favourite meal is a home made burger with chips baked in olive oil with either rosemary or oregano.

Being a female, she isn't able to eat burgers and chips every day (hell I shouldn't either).

Can anyone suggest a middle ground - somewhere between faggy salads and my amazing burgers?

Thanks in advance and sorry for hijacking the thread.

[Anonymous No.5635867]

>>5635532
What kind of fucking women are you dating

[Anonymous No.5635871]

>>5635614
ITT: faggots getting rekt

[Anonymous No.5635874]

>>5635532
I met one that didn't like potatoes or banana. Seriously, wtf

[Anonymous No.5635876]

>>5635532
>i'm lactose intolerant
lol I get the other ones, but why be a dick about this? I know it's not a food allergy but it's similar and that fucking shit is gross. Also quit dating such picky women, maybe? They exist.

[Anonymous No.5635878]

>>5635532
>i like most foods
>but...

jesus just kill yourself already OP

[Anonymous No.5635879]

>>5635635
I-I don't.

>try beer
>try wine
>they all make me gag
>they smell bad
>tfw I just want to learn how to drink

[Anonymous No.5635881]

>>5635847
Why not experiment with bean and quinoa burgers for her?
Rather than using buns and condiments and such, serve the patty alongside a salad or slaw, like pic related

[Anonymous No.5635882]

>>5635879
drink more, you pleb

[Anonymous No.5635883]

>>5635876
Not sure why I said gross, I meant hard to deal with. Do I have a tumor?

[Anonymous No.5635887]

>>5635604
>I'll eat anything
>YOU LANDWHALE
>No I'm small
>WOMEN AREN'T ALL:THE SAME? BULLSHIT, SJW. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT MISOGYNY OR SOMETHING MAYBE I DON'T KNOW AND YOU'RE FAT

Holy shit dude. Why are you so paranoid of women?

[Anonymous No.5635888]

>>5635882
I can't get past the smell.

I try, I really do.

[Anonymous No.5635890]

>>5635887
>Why are you so paranoid of women?
We're in 4chan, that's why.

[Anonymous No.5635906]

>>5635890
Yeah but it's like, dude go outside. There's chefs at 3 star restaurants that are skinny and female. There's no obligation to fuck them or be friends with them or even talk to them, why be paranoid of them?

[Anonymous No.5635912]

>>5635888
Drink mixed drinks you will hardly know you're drinking alcohol. Long island ice tea will fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.5635915]

>>5635532
Yeah sure. The only reason you don't take women out is because they aren't good enough for you. Keep telling yourself that champ

[Anonymous No.5635980]

>girlfriend is allergic to asian food
>doesnt like any fast food place besides taco bell and inn and out
>how about indian then?
>nope
>Mediterranean?
>nope
>mexican?
>Nope
>we go to any restuarant and shell just order the burger.
>and she says she has to putup with ME when I say i dont like in and out

[Anonymous No.5636026]

>>5635532
It gets pretty old. I've been with mine for 4 years so I know her well enough that I can usually figure out some sort of compromise eventually but a lot of the time it takes so much effort to get there I feel like I just sold her a car afterwards.

[Anonymous No.5636029]

>>5635635
I wish I could say me. The last 10 years would have been very different.

[Anonymous No.5636049]

>>5635980
>asian food
wat did she specify what ingredient?

She's probably like those people who doesn't like something and says she's "allergic"

[Anonymous No.5636118]

>live with girl for 3 years
>beginning of the relationship she loves kraft dinner, eats shit like lunchables, makes boxed cakes, can't tolerate spicy food, has a list of food she "hates"
>ignore that shit, cook for her and don't tell her what it is
>say "just try it, it's good"
>she does this
>three years later she's eating curry, Korean food, all kinds of seafood and vegetables, anything I put in front of her she'll try
>spice tolerance from zero to however spicy I feel like making it
>says she can't stomach bullshit packaged foods anymore

only thing I never serve her is raw tomatoes. she's allowed to have one thing to hate

[Anonymous No.5636121]

>>5635561
I only knapkin greasy pizza when its too hot to eat, since most of the heat is in the oil.

Am I a faggot?

[Anonymous No.5636124]

>>5635879
Vodka. Clean, sweet, sterile vodka.

[Leonidas No.5636136]

>>5635561
You will take a big tough poop if you eat all that solid food.

[Anonymous No.5636152]

>>5636049
she doesntknow.
buti have seen her break out.
i honestly think its MSG.

[Anonymous No.5636157]

>>5635532
you sound like a cunt OP

[Anonymous No.5636159]

>>5635532
Why don't you try dating a real woman instead of a picky child?

[Anonymous No.5636164]

>>5636121

I'm afraid so.

[Borneo No.5636175]

>>5635643
>>5635665
It's ok to not like alcohol, friend.

If you've ever thought, ''This alcohol based drink would taste better without the alcohol,'' I highly recommend Kopparberg non-alcoholic pear cider.

[Anonymous No.5636179]

>>5635665
Clearly you need to try some liquor. I don't like beer either, it tastes like bitter liquid bread.

A good scotch or rum however, that stuff is full of wonderful flavors.

[Anonymous No.5636186]

>>5635532
fuck it, I just skip the middleman and don't have a gf. problem solved.

>hold me, /ck/

[Anonymous No.5636189]

>>5636157
>being so fucking retarded to not realize it is his girlfriend he is describing

pls back to /b/, faggot

[Anonymous No.5636202]

>>5636179
>beer tastes like bitter liquid bread
>drink burned barrel juice or literally fermented sugar water

[Anonymous No.5636206]

>>5636189
Maybe he said he sounds like a cunt because of
>This is why I don't take women out to eat. Its like a fuckin minefield deciding on dinner

Can you stop being a cunt now?

[Anonymous No.5636504]

>>5635532
>beef because its 10x worse for the environment than all other meats
Find someplace with local cows that butcher them themselves.
>fish because its gross
Even eel or tuna?
>mushrooms because eww
I dislike mushroom texture, but found that I could grow to love them if I started eating them finely chopped and then increased their size over the period of a year.
>peas belong int he garbage
Or mixed into other food at a small percentage. It really does sound like she has a problem with texture here.
>i'm lactose intolerant
Tell her you don't mind if she farts during sex. Pretend you like it.
>i dont' like spicy foods
This is perfectly alright. Spicy is pain, if she doesn't like it you shouldn't hold it against her; she is a member of the fairer sex.
>beer is gross and tastes like ass
You could try starting her off with a nice dark lager. Most canned beer is quite awful.
>seafood smells like catfood
I can't find a defense or solution for this but if she buys her cat good food made from sea critters.... Well catfood may very well be seafood, but that doesn't make seafood cat food.

[Anonymous No.5636509]

>>5636152
Soy is a more common allergen.

[Anonymous No.5636528]

>>5635532
>>i'm lactose intolerant
Legit excuse
>>i dont' like spicy foods
Some people can't handle spicy foods, they just have more nerves in their mouth.

[Anonymous No.5636748]

>>5635532
Porkchops and fries for the royal lady then.

[Anonymous No.5636752]

My last gf basically only ever wanted to eat sushi. I enjoy sushi but goddamn I was sick of it by the end.

[Anonymous No.5636760]

>>5635532
basically you went on a date with a "Oh il have the chicken" bitch. How embarrasing, i bet the waiter told the chefs and they all had a haughty laugh

[Anonymous No.5636766]

>>5635561
>California

Run. Get out of this shithole. Do it for both of us.

[Anonymous No.5636844]

>dont like beer
>dont like beef
>dont like fish
>dont like seafood
>dont like spicy food
are you a 12 year old black girl?

[Anonymous No.5636999]

>>5636844
Do you have the reading comprehension of a 12 year old black girl?

[Anonymous No.5637001]

>>5636999
oh wow lel i just got it. stop dating 12 yr old black girls

[Anonymous No.5637652]

>>5635645
>should
Why is seemingly everyone so mindblowingly retarded in college? And don't say you were young, you're a adult by that point.

[Anonymous No.5637686]

>>5636999
you suck

[Anonymous No.5637743]

>>5637686
Shouldn't you be in summer school, LaQuisha?

[Anonymous No.5637792]

>>5636118

>was in relationship for 4 years
>did the damn near the exact same thing
>except let her hate beets because I won't let those damn things anywhere near my kitchen

[Anonymous No.5637833]

>>5635532
>implying you even like any food

[Anonymous No.5637838]

>>5635581
>fucking idiot
still grieving that loss, eh? ya, call her bad names on 4chan!

[Anonymous No.5637842]

>>5635598
why does that food look fucked and gross?

[Anonymous No.5637857]

>>5635588
Anything, including veal? Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.5638707]

>>5635881
Great suggestion, thank you.

[Anonymous No.5638728]

>>5635532

Jesus, you need to dump that train wreck.

[Anonymous No.5638732]

>tfw nervous as hell to talk to someone special
>fear of rejection
>drove in the middle of the night to try to say hello and ask for gardening help as an excuse for my travel
(that person gave me a purple heart that I accidentally damaged and have been babying it as best as I could)
>door bell doesn't seem to work, but lights are on in most of the house except for the person's bedroom
>they're probably asleep
>maybe I should try again tomorrow
>wasted time and gas; still scared as hell, but determined to face rejection
>thinking about making curry as an ice breaker

I don't know what will happen or how my cooking will turn out. Wish me luck, anons.

[Anonymous No.5638737]

>>5638732

Holy fuck, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Anonymous No.5638741]

>>5635817

I can't even imagine how mortifying it must be to go to a social dining event like a BBQ with someone who needs to bring their own fucking doggie bag with their snowflake food in it so they don't 'feel bad'.

[Anonymous No.5638742]

>>5638728
Last 4 girls who were attractive [to me] were like that. |I'll never forget the first 2 real dates i had in college so long ago, disapproved of what i ordered (had pork in it) and they didn't think pigs were clean animals so neither was i. They weren't muslim or whatever. It was just their opinion.

Whats wrong with potato skins loaded with cheese, grease, bacon, and chives washing it down with a tall dark beer.

[Anonymous No.5638746]

My wife is chinese she eats anything that breathes.

But she doesnt like salty, dry or deep fried.

[Anonymous No.5638764]

>>5635635
I drink but I shouldn't because of Hepatitis C.

[Anonymous No.5638865]

>>5636121
The amount of oil you take of is insignificant there's literally been a study on it

[Anonymous No.5638958]

>>5635847
falafel

[Anonymous No.5638963]

>>5635630
I really hope your parents die in a car crash.

[Anonymous No.5638966]

>>5635645
>none of that learn to like it bullshit

Horseshit, it all tastes bad. You grew into it by drinking bud light tier shit for a while and then tried a "good" beer and now it's like heaven because it's being judged comparitively.

[Anonymous No.5638968]

>>5635847
You make yourself a nice burger and give her rabbit food.

[Anonymous No.5638971]

>>5636124
Oh jesus Christ, you'll kill the poor guy.

[Anonymous No.5638994]

>>5636504
>Tell her you don't mind if she farts during sex. Pretend you like it.

worst advice ever. its not like lactose intolerant people only suffer from farts, nobody enjoys stomach aches or the shits.

[Anonymous No.5639002]

>>5636504
>Tell her you don't mind if she farts during sex. Pretend you like it.

/ck/ - We'd rather our girlfriends eat dairy than not fart during sex

[Anonymous No.5639290]

>>5639002
Isn't that everyone normal?

[Anonymous No.5639472]

jesus christ OP how can you date someone so immature

the thing about beef, fine, that is an ethical decision I guess

and if you're lactose intolerant you're lactose intolerant

but the rest of the shit about perfectly reasonable foods being gross? that is childish as hell

0/10 would never date not even if the head was gr8

[Anonymous No.5639498]

>>5635581
>not dipping your corn dog in ketchup

[/ck/ No.5639538]

>>5635532
Most picky eaters are like that because someone ruined the food for them. Fish, mushrooms & a lot of veggies are terrible when cooked wrong, I hated fish for a long time when I was younger b/c of this.

This
>beef because its 10x worse for the environment than all other meats

you need to just backhand her shes one step from becoming a self righteous vegetarian.

she sounds like a nightmarish to take out to eat

[/ck/ No.5639545]

>>5637857
veal is delicious you brain washed faggot

[Anonymous No.5639560]

>>5635532

Try my gf's diet:

> no meat, full stop
> nothing that might have meat product in it (gelatine etc.)
> nothing that doesn't say SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS explicitly on the front (you wouldn't believe how often it's ambiguous)
> also none of the above can touch her food
> if I touch anything that might be non-veggie, I must wash my hands before I touch anything else (e.g. the cheese) making prep take twice as long
> no eggs
> no cheeses besides cheddar and mozzarella
> no alcohol but vodka
> no fruits beginning with P
> no 'interesting' fruits such as avocado, mango
> no sauces except tomato and basil
> that means no white wine sauce, no cream sauce, no carbonara, nothing
> no soups except tomato and basil
> no beans
> no proper vegetables (carrots, broccoli) unless they can't be tasted
> no mushrooms
> only fruit juice is orange juice
> only cordial is orange or blackcurrant
> no croissants or pastries in general
> no seeded bread
> only strawberry milkshakes or yoghurts
> only sweetcorn must be on the cob
> can't stand the smell of meat, fish, seafood

I think thats most of it.

Her mother was a very picky person, vegetarian, lactose intolerant and a health nut, so she's been brought up like that. I make her try stuff now though, she used to never try anything. She likes fajitas, nachos, tikka massala and a couple of other things now.

I just completely seperately prepare my food now. As for dining out, I just take her to italian restaurants where she can have penne arrabbiata and go to more interesting restaurants with my foodie best mate.

[Anonymous No.5639562]

>>5635532
OP, your gf is obviously a stupid whore with know knowledge of good food or a willingness to try new things.
>she probably can't cook either
>not worth your time

[Anonymous No.5639578]

ITT: Reasons why people from California have shit teir tastes.

At least the liberals here in upstate NY can tolerate BBQ.

[Anonymous No.5639594]

>>5639560
> no cheeses besides cheddar and mozzarella
This is where shit started getting really ridiculous.

But then,
> no fruits beginning with P
> no sauces except tomato and basil
> no soups except tomato and basil
Seriously, what the actual fuck? What is the rationale behind these? I can see some of the others after are a matter of outright pickiness, but these three point seem deliberately established.

[Anonymous No.5639606]

>>5639594

She was basically raised on cheddar and mozzarela, being lactose intolerant her mother never bought interesting cheeses, just cheddar. And mozzarella is on pizza.

The fruits beginning with P thing is coincidence. She just doesn't like pears, peaches, pomengranates etc.

With regard to the sauces, again it's a lack of anything exciting in her childhood diet and essentially being raised on quorn, cheese, tomato, pasta and bread. She's so terrified that she'll hate the taste of something or that it won't be vegetarian that she won't ever try anything. She'll sometimes try something if it's free (VERY OCCASIONALY) but she will never spend money on an unknown as she usually won't like what she tries due to her limited palate.

[Anonymous No.5639617]

>>5639562
Can we make a generalization thats usually true;
women who are picky eaters or can't cook are not worth dating?

[Anonymous No.5639622]

>anon, why don't you eat fuckloads of meat or any sweets/crisp like me? you're such a food fascist, it makes me feel bad!
>i don't like homecooking since ive done it too much in my life
>let's go out to eat again!
>don't be boring, have some alcohol instead of tea
>all these things upset my tummy
>organic is expensive even if you have less food overall to account for that
i don't mind these but maybe you will enjoy them. pic-related is roughly my diet.

[Anonymous No.5639642]

>>5639606
So, in other words, what she REALLY needs is a psychiatrist.

[Anonymous No.5639644]

>>5638741
>I can't even imagine how it must be to go to a social dining event like a BBQ with someone
fixed

[Anonymous No.5639720]

>>5639622
>unlimited seasoning
>you are now imagining a dieting fat woman bingeing on curry powder and dried basil to make up for the lack of substance in her diet

[Anonymous No.5639812]

>mom refuses to eat any 'raw fish'
>we ask her to try fried sushi
>she puts it near her mouth, gags
>orders something with beef in it and only eats the beef
>she literally picks out the vegetables and only eats the beef and rice
>washes it all down with miller lite beer

>take her to a seafood restaurant with great crab cakes and decent gumbo
>orders fried shrimp and french fries

why do we even bring her?

[Anonymous No.5639913]

>hit it off with a qt in one of my organizations
>invite her over to my house
>decide to cook her a casual dinner of shredded chicken tacos
>have some 10/10 sharp wisconsin reserve cheddar to shred to put on top of tacos
>"no thanks anon, I hate cheese"
>fuck her that night, quit the organization, never talk to her again
haha jk, it's almost three years later and we are still in a happy relationship. Don't be a food autist. It's petty.

[Anonymous No.5639982]

>>5639644
butthurt womyn detected

[Anonymous No.5640000]

>>5635532
>dating someone with lactose intolerance
It's like you WANT inferior offspring or something.

Plus the thought a girl having the foulest smelling shits possible because she accidentally ate some dairy is fuckjng disgusting. Do not want.

[Anonymous No.5640015]

>>5635581
She may have been a fucking idiot but at least she wasn't the cancer of humanity like you are. Dipping corn dogs in ketchup is the will of God.

[Anonymous No.5640018]

>>5639913
See >>5639472

[Anonymous No.5640022]

>>5635588
Do you also eat other people who make you mad? Are there a lot of missing children in your town?

[Anonymous No.5640027]

Fish disgusts me
I don't like mushrooms
I don't eat beans unless it's in chili

Everything else is good. Am I a faggot?

[Anonymous No.5640037]

>>5638764
Ewww Jesus Fucking Christ, Tommy Lee, please tell me you don't work in the food industry.

[Anonymous No.5640039]

>>5640027
>beans in chili
yep youre a faggot

[Anonymous No.5640041]

>>5635532
The fuck kind of women are you picking up? I've only had 3 serious relationships but none of them turned down any food or expressed annoying picky eater shit behaviors. Are you and your girlfriends 12?

>Yes

[Anonymous No.5640046]

>>5640039
>not putting beans in your chili
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon.

[Anonymous No.5640051]

>>5640039
>not liking 3 bean chili with ground beef and tons of spices
Get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.5640056]

>>5640027

[Anonymous No.5640058]

>>5635588
>people complain that girls are too picky
>a girl points out that she isn't
>4chan insults her as much as they can
Admit it. You faggots are just gay and like the dick

[Anonymous No.5640092]

>>5639560
>no fruits beginning with P
I...like...what the fuck?
I'm kinda mad. Does she have a reason for this?

[Anonymous No.5640101]

>>5640058
No, it's just any girls who come on 4chan are probably hambeasts. Sort of like most "grrrrrl gamers!" are fatties who play candy crush and Gone Home:Privilege Checking Edition.

[Anonymous No.5640108]

>>5639560
she might have an eating disorder. people with EDs/EDNOS have really bizarre rules about how and what they eat.

[Anonymous No.5640110]

>>5639560
why are you even dating this girl

[Anonymous No.5640119]

>>5640101
Oh lol I forgot that only fat girls like to eat

[Anonymous No.5640122]

>>5640092
see
>>5639606

[Anonymous No.5640131]

>>5640101
>being this analflustered about women
grow up

[Anonymous No.5640153]

>>5640110

Because I love her dude. Been with her coming on four years. She essentially dragged me through university and we came out with joint top marks in our class. She likes similar things to me, travels with me and is cool with me talking to other girls and hanging with my bros.

The food thing is literally the only place we differ, and even then she doesnt bother me about what I eat so long as I don't muck with her food.

It just saddens me that she finds it so difficult to try anything, I feel she's missing out and it's frustrating.

[Anonymous No.5640162]

>>5640131
Not flustered at all. You seem to be the one taking offense, m'lady

[Anonymous No.5640168]

>>5640119
Well yes, they do like to eat more than most. That's part of how they became so obese.

[Anonymous No.5640171]

>>5640041
I usually pick up damaged goods. Some are near my age, some are a bit younger.

If she didn't like certain foods because of a particular taste or texture then I get it, but excluding an entire food group because "ewww" isn't a valid reason.

[Anonymous No.5640174]

>>5640168
I said likes food, not eats an obsessive amount.

[RonPaul2016 !SBA/hrnPD. No.5640198]

>>5635665
not liking heineken or red stripe
oh shit nigger what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.5640295]

>>5640162
>lady
try again

[Anonymous No.5640592]

>>5635532
actually the beef argument is a very good thing and it's sadly true. The other things would make me slap that girl even in front of the crowd of a chic restaurant

[Anonymous No.5640599]

>>5640171
Everyday-Carnivore?
>keep being a selfish moron who doesn't give a shit about environmental issues

[Anonymous No.5640619]

>>5640599
Go eat a bag of dicks.

[op is a shithead No.5640642]

>>5635532

you have a recipe for this shit?

[Anonymous No.5640657]

>>5639560
>> no fruits beginning with P
topkek

[Anonymous No.5640660]

>>5640619
i'm not like "hurr muh animalz ave feelingz", it's just that you're allowing a food system that's totally unsustainable and leads to overproduction disaster.

also, if you want to play little jokes, you seem more like a meat-eater than me faggot

[Anonymous No.5641543]

My friends ex wouldn't eat anything except dairy products and wouldn't drink water ever at all unless it's flavored or something. When we were all hanging out and went to a restaurant or something, 9/10 times she just wouldn't eat because she couldn't get a cheese quesadilla or a grilled cheese sandwich.

My boyfriend is basically the opposite of that. No dairy, no condiments/sauces (nothing 'messy'), no bread products, no chocolate, no fish, no pork, etc. It's weird because most of the food that he really likes falls into at least one of those categories. Basically he only does plain meats and uncooked fruits/veggies (unless it's one of his random exceptions), which sounds healthy but realistically is kind of annoying. Thankfully if we go out to eat he can figure something out without too much hassle.

[Anonymous No.5641572]

eats microwaved everything, tons of candy, but is cool about mexican food like chorizo. good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.5641638]

>>5636159
Implying women could be anything but picky children

[Anonymous No.5642312]

>>5639720
>and unlimited mushrooms

I'm now imagining a dieting fat woman tripping balls on shrooms from a cow field after eating 2 plates of them.

[Anonymous No.5642325]

>>5635532

>this thread
>these experiences
>these women

Why is this a thing?

I've had similar experiences where I've been given the classic 'I don't like water' or 'I hate fish because reasons'

[Anonymous No.5642333]

I dated a chick for a while who was vegetarian for health and ethical reasons. She wouldn't touch any kind of meat with a 10 foot pole, but thankfully she wasn't picky about anything else.

It was actually kind of fun cooking for her because it really broadened my repertoire of dishes. Before, almost everything I made had some kind of meat in it. The only vegetarian dishes I knew how to make were salads or veggie curry.

Actually that's still all the vegetarian shit I know how to make, I just told her the other shit I made had no meat in it.

[Anonymous No.5642385]

>tfw when I met my GF she was tall and skinny and horny as fuck
>tfw she was a picky vegetarian but started to eat more fun things and meat because of me
>tfw she got fatter
>tfw she got less horny
>tfw married now

[Anonymous No.5642417]

>>5642385
Sounds like my situation
'cept when she got porky I brought it up to her and she lost the extra weight.
managed to keep some extra tittage so it was a win/win for me

[Anonymous No.5642505]

>>5642385

should've burned those calories with fucking anon

[Anonymous No.5642898]

>>5635594
>yfw 5'8" 112 lbs
>yfw ~3.5K kcal intake per day
>yfw sedentary
get on my level Chubs McJenkins

[Anonymous No.5642908]

>>5638732
Why cook more when you're fully stocked up on aspergers

[Anonymous No.5642915]

>>5635635
I don't drink because I have a fucked up metabolism that makes me stupid drunk after half a pint

[Anonymous No.5642919]

>>5642915

that's a gift, my friend. less money on booze! just drink very small amounts.

you asian?

[Anonymous No.5642925]

>>5642898

>5'8" 112

lol sorry, skeleton mode is the opposite of attractive.

and being sedentary is not fun.

[Anonymous No.5642926]

>>5642919
Mostly welsh, part English with a little african

[Anonymous No.5642932]

>>5642925
Well it seems you've never been a mathematician

[Anonymous No.5642939]

>>5642932

you are correct. have you?

because 5'8" and 112 lbs is underweight. you do what you do, but i suggest you not have any illusions that being so thin is somehow ideal.

[Anonymous No.5642955]

>>5642939
Nah, I perceive it as somewhat of a curse. even upped protein intake massively i.e. 3 bowls of cereal for breakfast, 2 tins of fish and a plate of rice for lunch and 2 portions of whatever meal I was having in addition to incessant snacking. Despite adopting an exercise regime at the time as well I didn't gain more than 2 lbs in 2 months. I became marginally more toned

apologies for blogposting.

[Anonymous No.5642966]

>>5642385
When my gf and I got married the weight gain came on pretty slowly, as we sailed into middle age. Then in our 40's we decided to eat vegan pretty much six days a week. The weight melted off (with a little exercise as well), and the libidos shot back up to match.

Now we look better at middle age than when we were married, with nearly libidos to match.

[Anonymous No.5642970]

>>5642955

well, i guess i misinterpreted your original post, so my apologies.

muscle weighs more than fat, so i'm confused at how you managed to gain muscle tone while only gaining 2lbs and only being 112lbs. well, anyway. have you seen a doctor about it?

[Anonymous No.5642975]

>>5642970
I'm only 18 and they've been telling me I'll grow out of it since I was 14.

[Anonymous No.5642985]

>>5642975
GPs that is.
And I never had any fat to begin with, I just gained a little muscle mass and changed the shape a little

[Anonymous No.5642994]

>>5642975

hey, 18 is still pretty young. as long as you genuinely feel healthy and energized, i would give it a few years. everybody matures differently.

[Anonymous No.5642998]

>>5642939
The mathematician comment wasn't in questioning of your mathematical ability but how it can entertain a sedentary lifestyle

[Anonymous No.5643009]

>>5642998

ah, well i can only take so much entertainment. regardless of the amount of mental stimulation i get, without physical activity and stimulation i get very lethargic. running is more cathartic than entertaining.

[Anonymous No.5643012]

>>5640058
It's like you have never seen trap threads on /r9k/ or /v/

The phrase "feminine penis" is thrown around a lot

[Anonymous No.5643820]

>>5637857

You should kill yourself for not eating delicious baby cow. It's like you think it matters if they die young or old. They still get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.5643834]

>>5635532
>This is why I don't take women out to eat. Its like a fuckin minefield deciding on dinner

Uh huh, that's why.

[Anonymous No.5643864]

>>5642926
nigger detected. get too crunk boi?

[Anonymous No.5643868]

>>5635532
Here is my Mexican gf
>I dont eat spicy food
my stereotypical white mind is confused
>I don't like cheese
>I don't eat seafood, it smells weird
>I don't like the taste of beer or alcohol
But she will drink /some/ mixed drinks
>I don't like green things
What the fuck...
>I only like sweet drinks
>this frapachino is too sweet

She eats plain hamburgers, chicken...and I took her to a BBQ joint thinking she'd like that.
She got a brisket sandwich
>ew I didnt think theyd put sauce on it
How do these people even survive. NO VEGETABLES?? Seriously, this girl is 23 fucking years old.

[Anonymous No.5643908]

>>5643868
Just like this girl who lived on chicken nuggets for 17 years...

Why do you stay with her? Is the ass fat?

[Anonymous No.5643916]

>>5643868
yeah man they really shouldnt be saucing a brisket

[Anonymous No.5643923]

>>5643908
Shes chubby in the way that I like, big titties, fat ass. Cute and doesn't act like a cunt, pretty quiet. Does what I tell her.

>you need to shave your pussy again
does it
>wear high heels and a skirt
does it
>suck my dick while you are wearing your glasses
does it
It's pretty hard to argue with that.
>>5643916
But it's so damn good. Brisket by itself, no sandwich I'd say just eat how it is. A sandwich just begs for sauce of some kind though.

[Anonymous No.5643975]

>>5635635
i have a pancreatic cyst and it's excruciatingly painful to even drink a beer. And i love beer. This just happened 2 weeks ago. I'm so depressed...

[Anonymous No.5644121]

>tfw grew up on a farm for 20 years and weren't allowed to be a picky bitch and fad diets were for rich people

feels good

i just have a shitty country accent that gets made fun of a lot

I do, however, date a fucking pleb that hates good things

>"I'll eat anything!"
>hates broccoli
>hates cauliflower
>hates raw fish
>hates tuna
>always wants desserts with a billion fruits and nuts in them, never anything simple
>never wants to branch out

I love him but it's like feeding a retarded child

[Anonymous No.5644297]

>>5643908
>those eye sacks

jesus

[Anonymous No.5644331]

>>5635635
I don't drink. Saves money compared to those I know who are always broke but still find money for drinks. Don't embarrass myself like my family. Don't like the taste anyway. Not really missing much.
Would rather save money for some tasty food.

[Anonymous No.5644383]

>>5644121
oh dude, mine wont eat anything
>is it a vegetable? yeah thats a no-go
>any sauce at all ever (except cheese, cus thats a sauce)
>eats tyson buffalo chicken strips straight from the fridge
>italian, hates everything italian, except pizza & cheese
>fish is gross (unless deep fried)
>same with potatoes.
one time we got in an arguement over his ability to cook. he decided to make a steak. poured half an inch of oil into a pan and fucking fried it.

[Anonymous No.5644391]

>>5643975
Im sorry. Can it be fixed?

[Anonymous No.5644500]

>>5644121
How country is it?

Whats with women and not eating food if it touches another food on the plate? I knew a girl that threw out an entire plate of dinner because as she picked it up, the foods slid over and touched.

Didn't matter what it was, only that it was segregated, but was too old for partitioned plates.

[Anonymous No.5644541]

god my ex didnt eat anything spicy.
ANYTHING.
TO THE POINT WHERE BLACK PEPPER WAS TOO SPICY

[Anonymous No.5644568]

>>5644500
good thing she wasn't a nazi politician eh

[Anonymous No.5644572]

>>5644331
+1
people who get that buttmad over someone's abstinence from alcohol need to take a good look at themselves.

[Anonymous No.5644576]

>ITT: AUTISMAL RAAAGE

[Anonymous No.5644744]

>>5635980
That...that is just crazy person behavior.

[Anonymous No.5644747]

>Hanging out with new girl
>Take her with me to meet some of my peers
>Korean place
>Order soju cocktail since Kbeer is shit
>Guys all order spicy food
>Girls all order bland ass food
>My "date" orders spicy pork stone pot extra spicy
>Other girls watch in horror as she blasts in extra spicy sauce and drops in some kimchi
>3 years later we are still together

when you know you know man

[Anonymous No.5644895]

I guess I'm lucky. The only girlfriend I ever had who was picky about what she ate was a Jewish chick I dated, and every now and then we'd be out on a date and she'd suddenly decide to get religious-ish and refuse to eat pork and shellfish and cheeseburgers. Then a couple of days later she'd be all "let's go get a cheeseburger plate and split it".

[Anonymous No.5644972]

>>5635532
I feel so sorry for you.

Tfw my boyfriend gives me shit because I don't like regular old clams
Clams are like basic protiens. An empty canvas. You can do so many things with them. Eating them by themselves is a sin IMOO

I also don't like sweet seafood, like shrimp and lobster, but I'll eat it if I'm given it, or it's mixed in with something.

People who hate spicy food belong on a cross.

[Anonymous No.5644977]

>>5635581
You're never going to read this, and it doesn't matter that I'm taking the time to say it but, it's people like you that make liberals look like complete fucking hipster plebs.

[Anonymous No.5645562]

>>5635532

[Anonymous No.5645563]

>>5645562
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.5645565]

>>5645563

[Anonymous No.5645570]

This is why I'm glad I'm a fag. You all laugh, but I have chill as fuck relationships and life is swell.

[Anonymous No.5645627]

>>5635588

Pls pay attention to me, the post

[Anonymous No.5645695]

>>5635532
>gf is taiwanese
>will eat anything

feels good man