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Is Little Caesar's the fastfood chain with the "fakest" food?

They use "pepperoni product," "cheese" pumped with silicon oxides, and pic related.

>> No.5634774

It's 5 dollars a pizza for a reason

>> No.5634786

>>5634764
I'd say that Chuck E Cheese's probably has faker pizza but they admitted to it being shitty because that's not the focus of their whole thing

>> No.5634809

>>5634764
hey fuck you, little caesars crazy bread is the fuckin shit

>> No.5634843

>>5634809
I like my "bread" with actual garlic butter, not "flavors of butter and garlic", thank you very much.

>> No.5634879

>>5634774

$5.99 most places now.

>> No.5634884

>>5634843
Then make your own, fucknugget.

>> No.5636843

>>5634884
You can't grow a pizza, moron.

>> No.5636856

W-why are there silicon oxides in their cheese?

I grow silicon nanoparticles in my chemistry lab. ;____;

>> No.5636859

>>5636856
Because it's cheaper to buy in bulk than real cheese and it doesn't spoil.

>> No.5636866

>>5634786
Fuck you, maybe back in the early 80s. Based Bushnell made sure that the pizza was made better, and honestly I prefer it over pretty much any other chain. Back in the day when my friends had kids, we would get some pizzas and pitchers of beer and let the kids run free while we munched on the delicious feast.

>> No.5636871

>>5636859

Is it even really "cheese" then?

>> No.5636891

The dough and sauce are good. Made fresh everyday in store. I know because I use to have to do it. Dough is just some warm water, and the yeast packs. The sauce is like 3 or 4 cans of tomato paste, some water, and the spice packs. Both are stored in a cooler for a day or so, but at least they are made fresh. Other chains like Pizza Hut just ship that shit in.

But yeah, the cheese and meat are the most suspect. They are often left out in open bins all day.

But still I don't mind getting some Caesars every now and then.

Brotip: If you want something really good, have them make a cheese pizza, with no sauce, but instead brush the dough with the garlic butter. And then tell them the pizza comes out, brush the top with a bit of garlic butter, hit it with the mozzarella, and cut it into squares.

It's basically their Italian Cheese Bread, but full size, and more delicious. Optional to add extra cheese and any topping. I prefer extra cheese and bacon. Fuckin' heart attack but it is delicious.

>> No.5636900

I fucking love crazy bread.

>> No.5636909

Little Caesar's tastes good, whatever complaints you have mean jack shit.

>> No.5636912
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>>5634764
My gut thinks it's real

>> No.5636916

>>5636843
Watch me faggot, gonna go to Home Depot right now!

>> No.5636922

>>5636909

>I enjoy the taste of cow shit in my mouth, you guys just don't understand!!!

Kek'd.

>> No.5636952

>>5636912
the cancer won't

>> No.5637693

>>5636856
they just put silicate groups on the glucosides while the cheese is being processed. It adds (non water) weight and deters some bacteria.

>> No.5637710

>>5634764
>flavors of butter and garlic
>flavors
What does this even mean?
And not once did I detect any garlic or whatever.

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5637718

>>5634764
Look here coppers, you'll never get me!

>> No.5637928

>>5637710
Probably gets doused in some kind of soybean oil. My job does this with our garlic bread...everyone still refers to it as butter though.

>> No.5638036
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>>5636922
Even if you posted a credible document saying that magically Little Caesars takes the literal shit of cows and somehow processes it into their pizzas, it still wouldn't change my opinion about it because I've never gotten sick on it, It tastes great (subjective evaluation), and it isn't expensive.

So fake or not, my opinion is that it is a good pizza.

>> No.5638070

>>5636922

Have you ever ate Little Caesar's pizza?

>> No.5638108

Little Caesars makes shit tier pizza.

You could make your own fresh for the same ~$6 they charge you, except you get real nutrients and no carcinogens

>> No.5638114

>>5638108
>real nutrients
As opposed to fake nutrients?

>> No.5638121

>>5638114

As opposed to real cheese, tomato sauce, pepperoni, and vegetables instead of "cheese, meat, and tomato paste flavoring.

>> No.5638124
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5638124

>>5638036
Seconding.
Haters gonna hate.
While I can't say Ceasars is 'great' pizza, it does its job well.
It tastes decent when its fresh, and its cheap as fuck for a large

Complaining about what its made of is retarded. Its fast food. You're not supposed to be eating 'that much' of it to begin with.

>> No.5638128

>>5636891
yeah because i'm sure the irate teenagers making minimum wage would be happy to fulfill your extremely specific request

>> No.5638133

>>5638124

I used to eat it all the time. If you really need a pizza and can't be fucked to make one, then it will serve its purpose.

There are just too many better choices at the same price point to justify ever eating there

>> No.5638137

>>5638133
Please do tell where I can find a better 5 dollar, non-frozen pizza?

>> No.5638150

>>5638137

Caesar is roughly $6 with tax.

Dominos has the pan pizza for 7, which blows Little Caesars away.

Pizza Hut also has one topping pizzas for roughly the same price

You can buy fresh made dough at most health food stores for ~$3, tomato sauce for $1, and a bag of cheese for $3.

>> No.5638158

>>5638137
you can get 3 dominos for 5 each

>> No.5638161

>>5638150
Man, that's convenient. You use tax on the one you're arguing against but take off $0.99 and tax from the one you're arguing for.

>> No.5638166

>>5638158
So now $15+tax is equal to $5+tax. You guys aren't very good at this math thing.

>> No.5638176

>>5638166
you said a pizza for 5 which the dominos ones are if you buy 3. and tax doesnt matter since its the same for all $5 pizzas.

>> No.5638178

>>5638161

How about you shill Little Caesars some more. And yes, I did include tax in those

Does your mom work there or just whore herself out behind one?

>> No.5638186

>>5638176
"a" - singular does not mean 3.

>> No.5638192

>>5638186
yeah 3 is $15 so 1 is $5. God how stupid are you?

>> No.5638199

>>5638192
Right, but, a, singular, $5 dollar pizza. If you try to but one of those $5 pizzas from Dominos its $7.99 plus tax.

Which, if I need to remind you, does not equal $5+tax.

>> No.5638200

>>5638199
its still a $5 pizza

>> No.5638203

>>5638200
No, it's 3 pizzas for $5 each.

>> No.5638209

>>5638203
correct so a $5 pizza

>> No.5638225

>>5638209
No, it's and $8 pizza. If you happen to buy 3 though, those(plural) become $5. That would be $5 pizzas.

>> No.5638236

>>5638225
>That would be $5 pizzas.
yep thats what i said $5 pizzas

>> No.5638246

>>5638236
[citation needed]

>> No.5638249

>>5638225
You shouldn't argue with stupid people

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>>5638178
>Does your mom work there or just whore herself out behind one?