/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5608838]

Why aren't you vegan anon?
If not then give me five reasons for eating meat.
Protip: you can't.

[Anonymous No.5608840]

Mommy not paying attention to you tonight?

[Anonymous No.5608843]

>>5608838
Because I enjoy the flavor and textures meat and animal products provide.

[Anonymous No.5608844]

they maek me a meat sandwich NOM

[Anonymous No.5608847]

>>5608838
B- vitamins

Amino acids

not being a "speshul snowflake" wit a sooper alt diet.

Meat and animal products are tasty, and as a gourmand, I think removing entire food groups for arbitrary reasons is the height of stupidity.

Oh, and also: Becuase i'm an omnivore, you shitposting hipster dolt.

[Anonymous No.5608849]

1. it tastes good
2. it tastes good
3. it tastes good
4. it tastes good
5. it's my god-given right to
stop making lame ass troll threads

[Anonymous No.5608850]

>>5608838
Because meat is fucking delicious. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.5608851]

>>5608843
that is not five reasons you meat eating bag of filth

[Anonymous No.5608853]

>>5608840
>most vegan threads pop up late at night
Kek.
That or they post late at night so the thread won't get deleted fast for trolling.

[Anonymous No.5608854]

>>5608851
dont need 5 reasons, why are you so angry?

[Anonymous No.5608855]

>>5608853
at least I don't go around farting all day because of my body trying to digest animalistic protein

[Anonymous No.5608860]

>>5608854
Brain damage brought on by an unhealthy diet. Malnutrition can do some fucked up things to you.

[Anonymous No.5608861]

>>5608838
Because plants are people too.

[Anonymous No.5608862]

>>5608838
>attempting to invert the burden of proof and demanding i validate my healthful omnivorous lifestyle

how about i pour some pork bone soup up your ass, sew you shut, and have you for dinner next week you fucking bipedal ruminant?

[Anonymous No.5608864]

>>5608855
Are you fucking stupid. I believe you are trolling now. Everybody knows that vegan/vegetarian and diets that include alot of vegetables and legumes make you fart alot because of the fiber. Reported you faggot.

[Anonymous No.5608863]

>>5608855
No, you go around farting all day because your omnivorous digestive system is trying to process your unbalanced, unnatural diet. Vegans are the stinkiest motherfuckers in the room, bar none. Don't even try to argue, I live in portland.

[Anonymous No.5608865]

1. Meat is delicious
2. Fake meat is not delicious
3. Cheese is delicious
4. Fake cheese is not delicious
5. Vegans murder babies either by denying them breast milk or by giving them vitamin-deficient vegan-fed breast milk

[Anonymous No.5608868]

>>5608863
OP is a faggot liar. I started eating more legumes with my meat and i fart way more. All vegans eat is legumes/vegetables high in fiber.

[Anonymous No.5608871]

>>5608868
hey, part of being morally superior to everyone is literally pretending that your shit doesn't stink. Let me guess OP, you're anti-vaccine and believe in reiki healing too, right?

[Anonymous No.5608880]

>2014
>responding to troll threads
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.5608889]

>>5608864
Only when you initially make the switch... Then the gas drops back to normal levels.. And while their may be a good bit of gas.. It is far less smelly than when people eat meat.

Meat and veg create two very different environments in the intestines and the predominant bacteria has to change out when making the switch. The predominant bacteria for vegetarians is much less fowl smelling but does produce a bit more gas on average partly due to there being so much more useful food for the bacteria to eat instead of just rotting flesh.

[Anonymous No.5608894]

>>5608889
>vegans actually believe this psuedoscience

[Anonymous No.5608898]

>>5608889
oh my god

what?

no.

[Anonymous No.5608907]

>>5608889
>veg
Faggot yuro troll detected. Why is it always yuropoors shitposting about Americans and starting troll threads.

[Anonymous No.5608909]

>>5608889
I like it how extremist vegans/vegetarians make it sound like there's only two ways that people live: vegan/vegetarian, or eating excessive amounts of meat all the time. People who eat animal products as a part of a balanced diet do exist; they're not mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.5608910]

>>5608838 live on shithole, veggy based diet is not viable. and that's not even taking into account b12 pills and the general lack of protein

[Anonymous No.5608911]

>>5608838

I refuse to believe that the ideal human diet is something that requires B12 supplements.

Usually tastes like shit.

Much of that vegan food stuffs is highly processed.

Paleolithic stool has confirmed our shit contained mostly veggies, some meat and few grains.

Vegans are usually faggots

[Anonymous No.5608923]

>>5608889

True that. Also, you ever notice how non-vegans smell like shit all the time?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16891352

Hate the game, not the playa

[Anonymous No.5608924]

>>5608909
A majority of meat eaters in the US eat meat with every meal.

When you tell them that people in china and india live on an average of a pound of meat every month they cant even comprehend it.

The US goes through 8 billion chcikens a year.

Tell us all again how there are people that eat meat in moderation...

[Anonymous No.5608929]

-tastes good
-finding food out would be annoying (I commute)
-it's enough of a pain in the ass to prepare foods that won't upset my shit as it is, so I might as well eat what tastes good (I have crohn's)
-it tastes good
-it tastes good

[Anonymous No.5608930]

>>5608889
So yes, you are an anti-vaxxer and you believe in energy healing? You seem to have an appreciation for pseudo-science.

[Anonymous No.5608933]

>>5608924
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.5608936]

>>5608910

>lack of protein

[Anonymous No.5608939]

>>5608838
>Why aren't you vegan anon?
I cook vegan at home. I eat like an omnivore when I go out.
>give me five reasons for eating meat.
B12
Taste
Tradition
Convenience
Politeness

[Anonymous No.5608943]

>>5608838

1. fuck you
2. fuck you
3. fuck you
4. fuck you
5. fuck you

/thread

[Anonymous No.5608946]

>>5608936
>a picture makes it true

[Anonymous No.5608952]

>>5608933
This is all common knowledge. Only idiots would need citation. If you dont believe me go do a couple google searches.

Meat consumption at current levels is entirely unsustainable. Those 8 billion chickens create 2.3 bilion pounds of manure daily. Thats enough manure to fertilize acreage the size of texas. Every day.

[Anonymous No.5608969]

>>5608952
[citation needed]
from a real website not TedsVeganNewsandHealingRockGuide.RS

[Anonymous No.5608971]

>>5608952
you do the google searches because you're the one bring up the "facts"
then give the citation
what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.5608975]

>>5608952
Ad hominems are not citations, anon. And appealing to the authority of "common knowledge" is a rather serious logical fallacy. You should probably seek the counsel of a nutritionist before your eating disorder damages your cognitive abilities any further.

[Anonymous No.5608977]

>>5608838
>taste
>texture
>protein/calorie ratios
>i lift
>im not a try hard to be different
>im an omnivore
>im not a try hard to be different
>i dont get sucked into biased blogs that are filled with opinions rather than facts
>im heterosexual

[Anonymous No.5608983]

>>5608971
This thread happens every day.

Go read the links other people have given in the catalog.

Let me google that for you

Number of chickens eaten in america every year
Chicken manure production

The vegans win this argument everyday by posting links that people like ou will ignore so that you can keep killing animals and stocking the, in your intestines and making stinky farts.

[Anonymous No.5608984]

VEGAN STRONK!

[Anonymous No.5608988]

>>5608838
I eat meat because Im a nongender binary bearkin so I eat an omnivorous diet which meat is a part of and thats the only reason I need.

[Anonymous No.5608989]

>>5608983
Samefagging as an accompanyment with your logical fallacies? Damn, how desperate are you? Are you that insecure? if you wish to be malnourished, that is your choice, but don't pretend that doing so makes you morally superior. You suffer from an eating disorder; I want you to get better. Where are you at? I can probably recommend a therapist to you.

[Anonymous No.5608993]

>>5608983
Burden of proof doesn't work that way. The claimant must back up his claims. Did you flunk out of community college logic classes or something?

[Anonymous No.5609002]

VEGAN STRONK!

[Anonymous No.5609003]

[Anonymous No.5609004]

>>5608975
>claiming common knowledge is the same as appeal to authority

No. Common knowledge is the weight of the helium atom or the fact that the mature human body has 206 bones in it. Its also well published and well known fact that we go through 8 billion chickens a year. Its just a well known fact. The burden of proof isnt on me to show the atomic weight of helium.

The burden is on you to show helium has a different atomic weight than ive said.

If scientists had to revalidate every piece of information they use they would never get anywhere.

You dont want to believe me, fine. Im not gonna prove anything to you because i literally dont care if you change your mind or not.

Its not that the burden of proof isnt on the person making the claim. Its that im not making an unfounded claim.

If i said the sky was blue, you wouldnt ask me to cite that.

We go through 8 billion chickens a year. The fact that you would ask me for a citation means you dont know what color the sky is.

[Anonymous No.5609008]

>>5608984
Meanwhile, lemmy cured cancer by eating nothing but meat, smoking heavily, and drinking to excess.

[Anonymous No.5609010]

in both pics they are emaciated because of vegan diet not cancer.

look at them! they look like holocaust victims!

[Anonymous No.5609015]

>>5609004
>if scientists had to revalidate every piece of information they use they would never get anywhere
alright guys go home, retards shan't be argued with
>if I said the sky was blue, you wouldnt ask me to cite that
is the sky blue? prove it to me
it's your job because you said it

[Anonymous No.5609016]

>>5608993
I gave you the google searches that work as citations. Do those google searches and click the first link.. The hardest part will be reading... I suspect you can't.

[Anonymous No.5609019]

>>5609004
All of the examples can be backed up with cited facts,anon. Nothing that you have said has had anything to support beyond you bloviation. Thus, by saying it is "common knowledge" without actually providing proof, you are in fact appealing to authority. So i guess it wasn't community college after all, you must've flunked out of DeVry. If it's common knowledge, it should be easy for you to support your claims, no? My offer still stands. I care about your wellbeing, I don't want to see you suffer from this disorder any more. Please, help me help you.

[Anonymous No.5609021]

>>5609015
Poor trolling.

You so those google searches yet?

[Anonymous No.5609023]

>Grew up with vegan parents.
>Forced me into the vegan lifestyle.
>Even our fucking dog was vegan, the dog ended up dying.
>Oh, gee, I wonder why?
>Leave home at 16 and start eating meat as much as I can.

Fuck vegans.

[Anonymous No.5609025]

>>5609016
More ad homimens? They haven't worked so far, but you are a persistent one, aren't you? Again, you are the one making the claims, the burden of proof is on you. Telling me to "google it" is not proof of anything beyond the weakness of your position.

[Anonymous No.5609026]

>>5609019
You do those google searches yet?

Its literally the first search result for both.

[Anonymous No.5609027]

>>5608838
It's everywhere.
It's tasty.
It's cheap.
That's all I got and it's all I need.

[Anonymous No.5609029]

>>5609021
If those google search results are so readily abundant, why haven't you posted them to show us all just how dumb us "carnists" (for the record, saying that makes you look really, really stupid, but I digress) are?

[Anonymous No.5609030]

>>5609021
I'm not even trolling. I really hope you're not serious right now. You're pathetic man. gg no re

[Anonymous No.5609032]

>>5609026
So, why haven't you posted links yet? I'm beginning to worry about your faculties, anon. The damage seems quite severe. I implore you, tell me where you are so I can get you the help you need. Eating disorders like yours are serious matters.

[Anonymous No.5609039]

It smells good.
It looks good.
It tastes good.
It makes me feel good.
It reminds me that I'm on top of the food chain for the time being.

[Anonymous No.5609046]

>>5609029
Im not gonna waste my time with it. I am however fine with wasting your time by sitting here while watching some netflix and repeatedly asking your dumb ass:

So... You do those google searches yet?

You look to be the average carnist ignoring what is right in front of himso that he can continue to do what he feels comfortable with instead of making positive life changes.

So... You do those google searches yet?

I showed you where to get the info. I happen to know its the first search result. You are the one refusing to do a little leg work to check my info. I have shown you how to get information that validates my position jn the argument.

Genrally in an argument this is where the burden of proof switches to you to show an alternate set of i formation.

So... You do those google searches yet?

[Anonymous No.5609053]

>>5608984
>>5609002

>go on a vegan diet after developing cancer
>blame veganism for the cancer

It's well documented that a vegan diet offers lower risk of developing virtually all cancers. Talking about celebrities, as if they're an exceptional source of mortality data that takes precedence over other deaths, who weren't cured of an often incurable disease after changing what they ate isn't a good argument. It just looks like desperation to avoid admitting that a proper vegan diet can be very healthy

[Anonymous No.5609055]

>>5609046
>its super quick
>its right there
>it only takes to seconds
but i dont have time for it

[Anonymous No.5609057]

>>5609046
Again, the burden of proof does not work like that. The onus is on you, the claimant to support your claims with evidence. Again, "google it" is not evidence, nor is it a refutation of anything I have said. Again, if the validation for your claims is so easily sourced, why haven't you posted it. Again, calling omnivores carnists makes you look really, really stupid, and again, I care about your health and want you to find the path to wellness. Please, from the bottom of my heart, allow me to rescue you from your disorder before it damages your mind any further. You already seem to have trouble grasping even rudimentary logical concepts, I fear that if we don't act soon, the damage may be irreversible.

[Anonymous No.5609059]

>>5608838
its good for you
it tastes good
im not a faggot
i would get tired of straight taking pills for the nutritional needs i don't get and would become bored of the vegan meals themselves
meat completes beer well

[Anonymous No.5609060]

>>5609053
Which is why lemmy was able to survive his by eating meat? ALternative medicine is dangerous quackery, if you put your faith in that and veganism you will ruin your body. Please do not do that to yourself.

[Anonymous No.5609061]

>>5608984
>>5609002
>>5609008
Comparing either of those first two losers to god is just stupid.

[Anonymous No.5609062]

>>5609055
So you give up the argument...

You realize you lost.. Undoubtedly you have done the google search out of nothing but morbid curiosity at this point.

You know you are wrong and so now you dont have time for it.


Undoubtedly.

Well.. Im glad you did the searches. Hope it opened your eyes even if you wont admit it.

[Anonymous No.5609064]

>>5609062
Still waiting for you to post those precious search results that validate your claims. You seem to be suffering from delusions as well as losing your cognitive abilities, I'm begging you, please please allow me to help you. It pains me to see a human being suffer so.

[Anonymous No.5609070]

>>5609060

I don't see anything about cancer on his wikipedia page, but the guy doesn't seem to be in very good health overall, and even if he had a full recovery from the most malignant cancer and then ran a 10k marathon, one success story doesn't account for the other millions who die every year. A celebrity's health is not more useful as data than the health of anyone else

[Anonymous No.5609071]

>>5609064
bu...but anon
MUH GOOGLE SERCHES

[Anonymous No.5609072]

>>5609062
being this much of a head in the sand emu. wake the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.5609075]

Easy and best tasting source of protein.

Few things taste better.

Versatile to cook with.

Not eating meat inconveniences other people that eat meals with you.

There are no substitutes for meat to use in the above applications.

[Anonymous No.5609076]

>>5609057
No. I told you exactly how to validate my claims.

the first search results arent some sort of veganstronk site.. They are academic poultry management links.

There is no onus on me.

I was asked to cite something which can be validated with a simple google search because the meat eaters in this thread are that stupid.

Now it seems the meat has rotted out the parts of your brain that deal with proofs of logic and the ability to google search... Sad state of affairs for the carnist argument tonight.

>8 billion chickens a year
>no way cite needed

Dude.. Thats info that is so easy to pertain... All you need to do is google "how many chickens a year" and google does the rest for you.

>nar... I cant figure out how to google.

You figure it out yet?

[Anonymous No.5609077]

http://www.ansc.purdue.edu/faen/poultry%20facts.html

There, I found the damn citation for you guys. It actually was as easy as he said, but I don't understand why he wouldn't just fucking post it

[Anonymous No.5609081]

>>5609064
You figure out how to google yet?

[Anonymous No.5609082]

>>5608924
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Just because some meat eaters eat it in excess doesn't mean all of them do. Stop pretending that everyone who eats meat is a gluttonous lardass who only eats animal products. Or are you so insecure in your dietary choices that you can't admit people who aren't like you could still eat healthily?

[Anonymous No.5609083]

>>5609076

[Anonymous No.5609084]

>>5609077
Cause i showed him to be the ostrich with his head in the sand that he is...
Not that you giving himthe link will do anything.

[Anonymous No.5609088]

>>5609077
>but I don't understand why he wouldn't just fucking post it
Because this thread would die if OP and this retarded Anon didn't keep arguing about Google searches.

[Anonymous No.5609092]

>>5609082
hey veganon
address this guy pls

[Anonymous No.5609093]

VEGAN STRONKER THAN YOU!

[Anonymous No.5609097]

>>5609088
I wanted hi. To se what would happen if he kept tellling me google search results werent valid cites.

It would seem he was wrong now that>>5609077
Confirmed that i was right...

And look how hard he fought to lose...

The tears... So salty... So sweet.. And only carnists were harmed in their production...

[Anonymous No.5609102]

>>5609097

[Anonymous No.5609103]

>>5609097
>carnists

[Anonymous No.5609105]

>>5609102
Sooo anally anguished.