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I just got blown by a girl and then she made me a maple turkey sandwich with brown mustard on oat nut bread. Didn't even have to move. Life is good.

>> No.5604858

Sounds boring, but grats I guess. My girlfriend used to work as a caterer and makes pretty much all our meals, yesterday she made mapo tofu, ceviche, and polenta "lasagna"

>> No.5604859

cool story bro

>> No.5604861

What is this /b/?

Get the fuck out of this board you melon.

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I just got girl by a blown and then she maple turkey sandwich me a made with brown on oat nut bread mustard . Didn't move have to even. Good is life.

>> No.5604873

Hopefully your mom took her dentures out first though?

>> No.5604910

>>5604858
what a terrible combo, guess thats why shes just a caterer.

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>>5604855
just got eaten out by a guy and he made me strawberries dipped in dark chocolate. Didn't even have to move. Life is good.

Bonus level: I have my period

>> No.5605326

>>5604873
SICKKKK BURN

>> No.5605348
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>>5605324
> I have my period

>> No.5605371

thats very nice. life can be good. on the other hand the next 18 years could be costly late in the game and horses done left the barn just a caution. in us/nc you have absolutely no say in the matter you might wanna keep that thing in your pants .420 is nice but might be the months paying child support.none of my business. just saying...

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>>5605348
lmao

>> No.5605544

>>5605500
ayy lmao

>> No.5605558

>>5605348

i'm so glad i have a boyfriend that will eat me out even when i'm on the rag.

we just stick a dildo up there to stop the flow.

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>>5605558
clever