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Food from America

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Cheese food

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G-dly

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>>5599558

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>Taste worth dying for

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American favorite

>> No.5599585

>>5599561
What happens if you heat it above 130?

>> No.5599587

>>5599577
How do you even eat a burger with more than a single patty on it? Just a regular burger is big enough, do people like dismantle it or something because there's no way someone could open their mouth wide enough.

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>> No.5599647

>>5599561
>Palm Oil
That product is literally stained with the blood of a million dead Orangutans

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_cuisine

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>>5599606
oh my goooooooood

>> No.5600864

>>5600839
>104% dvd saturated fat
Holy shit

>> No.5600886

>>5599587
You have to really squeeze down. That said, I've never eaten a triple or quadruple patty.

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>>5600864
yeah, but if you eat five of them you get almost 100% of your daily fiber!

>> No.5600894

>>5599606
It is literally made out of cholesterol but you're not gonna ingest all of it

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American Food? Now thats a thread I can get behind!

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>>5600898

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>>5600899

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>>5600902

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>>5599558
fried chicken with spinach mac and cheese.
made it myself

>> No.5600913

>>5600899
do you know what kind of mushrooms those are? I've seen some walking and I want to identify them.

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>>5600911

>> No.5600920

>>5600913
I couldn't sworn those were tangerine segments...

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>>5600918

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>>5600921

>> No.5600928

>>5600913
nope, mushrooms son!

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>>5600927

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>>5600930

>>5600928
>>5600912
its zucchini pistols

>> No.5600937

>>5600935
>pistols
It's pistil.

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>>5600935

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>>5600938

>>5600937
No shit? No sense of humor people like you are a diamond dozen

>> No.5600943

>>5600941
>ignorantly spelling things wrong is humor

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>>5600946

>> No.5600949

>>5599585

it becomes carcinogenic

fucking gross shit

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>>5600948

>> No.5600954

>>5600899
Why is this legitimately garnished with dicks?

>> No.5600956

>>5600948
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>>5600927
>>5600921
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>>5600911
>>5600902
>>5600900
>>5600899
>>5600898
>>5600953

Are you meant to eat this shit?

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>>5600953

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>>5600959

>>5600956
I actually 100% suggest you stop eating completely.

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>>5600963

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>>5600967

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>>5600971

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>>5600974

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I made a Fool's Gold Loaf for dinner. It's a hollowed-out loaf of french bread coated in butter and filled with 1lb of peanut butter, 1lb of grape jelly and 1lb of bacon. Also known at the "Elvis sandwich."

I managed to eat about 1/4 of it before parts of me started to hurt.

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>>5600977

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>>5600979

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>>5600971
>>5600967
>>5600965
>>5600963
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>>5600902
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>>5600899
>>5600898
Do people actually like this pretentious crap? Wooh hoo a whole plate is bite size.

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>>5600980

>> No.5600987

nothing in this thread is edible...

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>>5600985

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>>5600989

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>>5600992

>> No.5600994

>>5600981

A full meal is anywhere from 8 to 15 courses with those kinds of portions. It adds up quick.

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>>5600993

>> No.5600999

>>5600994
>A full meal is anywhere from 8 to 15 courses
American people are this retarted?

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>>5600995

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>>5601002

>>5600999
>he thinks its only American restaurants that do this

>> No.5601012

>>5601007
I never seen these kinds of plates anywhere except on food channel American shows and American cooking school videos.

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>>5601007

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>>5601013

>>5601012
they do this world wide. You should expand your knowledge base a bit.

>> No.5601018

>>5599585

It would be extremely painful

>> No.5601023

>>5601016
Ok hipster. Enjoy your 15 plate bite size overpriced meals.

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>>5601016

>>5601012
france, UK, Ireland, Mexico, Switzerland, Spain, and Italy to name a few

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>>5601024

>>5601023
enjoy your big macs

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>>5601029

>> No.5601036

>>5601023

Hipsters don't eat that stuff. That's food for rich white people.

Hipsters eat from lunch wagons manned by other hipsters.

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>>5601033

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>>5601029
>You don't go to pretentious establishments, that means you eat at mcdonalds

>> No.5601044

>>5601043
>pretentious
/ck/'s autist

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>Google image search "American food"

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>> No.5601063

>>5601062
So she's a lesbian?

>> No.5601066

>>5601002
10/10 would frame then insert into stomach through VIP entrance

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>>5601066
Yeah aschatz really does some mindblowing stuff

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>>5601072
another of the same dish, a play on an escoffier classic

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>American breakfast

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>> No.5601083

>>5600978
>hollowed out

>> No.5601089

>>5600956
No, you're only allowed to take pictures of it.

>> No.5601092
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Favorite American sport hot dog eating.

>> No.5601094

>>5600978
>parts of me started to hurt
That was your soul dying due to the mortal sin of gluttony.

>> No.5601095

>>5601092
>mostly won by japs

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>America in a nut shell

>> No.5601097

>>5601075
210 a person for 18-20 courses of delicious art
Mfw I've spent 130 a person for a Brazilian all you can eat steakhouse and was full within minutes. I feel very American right now :(

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>>5601095
Well. America is culturally diverse.

>> No.5601101

>>5601099
No, eating competitions are generally won by Japanese citizens.

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>> No.5601103

>>5601099
japanese are from japan retard, were not talking about americans of asian ancestry

>> No.5601110

>>5601101
>>5601103
No, it's not Joey Chestnut is top in MLE right now. The second best is only half Japanese, and was raised in Cali

>> No.5601114

>>5601103
>retard
How is your summer break from high school?

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>> No.5601123

>>5601114
pretty good, going on 8 years now

>> No.5601132

>>5600949
seriously?

>> No.5601138

>no paula dean vids in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

>> No.5601139

>>5601129
unfortunately I got kicked out years ago.

>> No.5601140
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American soft drink serving

>> No.5601141

>>5601140
>implying serving size changes based on the size of the container

>> No.5601143

>>5601141
>implying your fat american ass won't drink the whole thing

>> No.5601144

>>5600864
calm down, an ounce of cheese gives like 30%

>> No.5601150

>>5601143
>all americans are fat and drink copiuos amounts of soft drinks

and youre still wrong about serving size

>> No.5601152

>>5601144
That makes it healthier now right?

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>> No.5601159

>>5601153
thats what the student chose not all they had

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God tier

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>>5601018
http://youtu.be/oozQ4yV__Vw?t=51s

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>>5601168
>>5601163
>>5601157
>>5601153


christ, no wonder American kids are fat

>> No.5601184

>>5601152
I was going to go on some autistic rant but instead I'll just say that I never said nor implied that either cheese or the meal were healthy. I was just telling you to calm your tits and providing another seemingly innocuous food with a much higher sat fat/cal ratio than that meal.

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>> No.5601198

>>5601171
well that's fucking retarded

first of all important people don't read their twitterfeeds

second of all the feds can't do shit because it is the state and county government that controls school funding and regulation

third of all she forgot to pick up her milk. How can someone have a balanced meal without a smooth cool 1/2 pint of chocolate milk?

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>> No.5601204

>>5601197
This is actually true. Plebs.

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>murrican school lunches

>> No.5601216

>>5601204
>Americans call margarine butter

>> No.5601217
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>some pictures of food only afforable by rich middle classes in capital
>others are high fat garbage fed to pigs

I know theres a wide gap between rich & poor in the US
But holy shit these food packed a great punch of implying that
Some people say food tells alot about a nation’s wealth distribution, now ive truely seen

>> No.5601219

>>5601216
>implying i do
Butter goes on everything. Everything.

>> No.5601220
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>Wash it down with soft drinks from the vending machine

>> No.5601223

>>5601212
because schools frequently serve individual microwave lunches

>>5601216
no they dont

>>5601217
all these images are cherry picked by trolls and are not indicative of actual american food, sure there is shit but there is good stuff too just like anywhere

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>>5601217
>>5601141
>>5601103
>>5601095
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>>5600898

>Not noticing this is a joke thread the whole time

>> No.5601229

Texas here. Our high school meals looked like all of these back in the early 00s.

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I'm American and this is disgusting wow. That snack pie is like 500 empty calories by itself.

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>>5601220
british school lunches

see I can cherry pick too!

>> No.5601234

>>5601225
shitposting/troll threads =/= joke threads

>> No.5601239

>>5601223
>just like anywhere
Some cultures have irredeemably bad food.

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>>5601233
It's all good fun. I'm American and i posted all those school lunches. It's kind of sad and funny at the same time.

>> No.5601244

>>5601230
>empty
nigga them fruit pies are full of flavor, if I ever catch you talking shit about them again I'll overhead press you and throw you down a flight of stairs, sware on me mum

>> No.5601249

>>5601239
And America isnt one of them. Sure we have some shitty stuff but we also do some great stuff. Why do you think so many foreign chefs move to the states to open restaurants?

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>>5601018

>> No.5601260

>>5601252
I wish they hadnt killed him off in Love/Hate, he was on of my favorite characters.

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>> No.5601267

>>5600956
>>5600981
>europeans make fun of american junk food
>europeans make fun of high-class american food
i think europoors might just have some anger issues towards americans

>> No.5601269

>>5601261
>usa school lunch
Bull shit more like private institution lunch.

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>> No.5601279
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>>5601261
>real version

>> No.5601280

>>5601279
Is that fucking cube-steak and a KFC biscuit? I fucking love cube-steaks and KFC biscuits!

>> No.5601287
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5601287

>>5601269
here's my school cafeteria's carving station

>I go to a really good high school

>> No.5601290

>>5601280
Probably chicken and soy mash.

>> No.5601296
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5601296

>>5601287
>high school
kek

>> No.5601300

>>5601138
wow, that's fucking delicious

>> No.5601332

>>5601249
because americans will eat anything

>> No.5601335

>>5601332
is the bongistani mad b/c no one want to eat his food?

>> No.5601336

>>5601244
do you even lift?

>> No.5601340

>>5601335
I'm American...

>> No.5601342

>>5601249
Because America has a big market?
But then again consider US is a young immigrant based country
To expect it has alot of original cuisine is unrealistic

>> No.5601343

>>5601340
Thats what all the britbongs say

>> No.5601344

>>5601342
>To expect it has alot of original cuisine is unrealistic
Too bad it does have lots of regional cuisine.

>> No.5601346

>>5601261
>what Americans see
>>5601279
>what they're actually eating

>> No.5601347

>>5601171
>WOW MY 8 YEAR OLD NEEDS AT 12 OZ OF BEEF, TWO ROLLS, FRENCH FRIES, MAC AND CHEESE, AND A 16 OZ REGULAR COKE
>THIS IS MURRICAAAA

>> No.5601353

>>5601344
name 10 original meals that aren't based on another culture's food, you have ten seconds

>> No.5601360

>>5601353
>implying that european or asian food is exempt from this.
Goddamn, I thought you guys were supposed to be smart.

>> No.5601369

>>5601353
seems my dubs already confirmed the truth mate.

>> No.5601627

>>5600978
If it's on your right and kind of around the bottom of your ribs, go see a doctor. It might be gallstones.

>> No.5601635

>>5600999
europeans, everyone
craving slop since day one

>> No.5601642

>>5601206
>>5601200
>>5601195
>>5601191

Sick fuck. This is an SFW board.

>> No.5601643

>>5601353
you first

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>>5600899

>wall's twister garnished with baby penises

>> No.5601721

>>5600839
What kind of man can't make his own pancakes?

>> No.5601728

>>5599585

My mind is telling me no but my body my body's telling me yes

>> No.5601742

>>5599577
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/05/heart-attack-grill-owner-proudly-displays-dead-customers-remains-on-tv/

>> No.5601772

>>5601225
You mean shitposting thread?
>haha what a faggot he actually contributed to the board instead of shitting up the place

>> No.5601784

>>5601076
Isn't that first guy that guy who had that disorder where he never felt full?

>> No.5601798

Boy I love seeing one person post actual good food, while all the autists scream and writhe in terror.

You know what that is? Gentrification. Good things automatically repel bad people, because by their very existence, good things sit in judgement of bad people. And it is a sort of perfect kind of judgement, because the people who react with fear and anger and jealousy are really only judging themselves.

Look at what these people say about themselves in this thread when they see beautiful, good food. They say "I'M not worth that. No one should make ME feel that good. I couldn't possibly appreciate something worthwhile. Don't make me think about people who are happy, don't remind me that other people are better than me."

It's so sad, but it's necissary. Like gentrification. Bad people react to good things like a moral poison, that is why the good among us need to fight for good and beautiful things. Reminding bad people that they do not belong with the good, and don't deserve good, is a moral act.

>> No.5601800

>>5601798

Are you the same "deep" teenager who posted about the sheeple and their facebook yesterday? Please stop. You're making people cringe.

>> No.5601807

>>5601800
I am an adult that lives in a currently gentrifying neighborhoods, and I'm watching as things like murals and hip restaurants are making the meth addled skeletons that live in their beater trucks pull up stakes.

It's a beautiful thing. A cool web design studio moves in, people with shards of lawn furniture in their garden move out.

>> No.5601812

>>5601784
Yes, and he wasn't American.

>> No.5601882

>>5600912
As an European I always wanted to try mad and cheese. Is it hard to make, and could you provide your recipe?
I would also like to have the recipe on you fried chicken.

>> No.5601915

>>5601012
>>5600999

this has absolutely nothing to do with america. it's more french than anything.

>> No.5601942

>>5601915
No. Get a passport.

>> No.5601943

>>5601287
>tfw my high school only got out the carving station on friday for lunch

>> No.5601947

>>5601798
good post

>> No.5601954

>>5600987
Welcome to America friend.

>> No.5601974

>>5599559

At least they're honest.

>> No.5601979

>>5601092

I don't understand competitive eating. It's just such a waste of food

>> No.5601982

>>5600965
why the fuck is sanfire labeled sea beans

>> No.5601986
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5601986

>>5601882
As a European who regularly makes macaroni cheese, here's what to do:

>preheat oven to 200°C
>finely chop a large onion
>grate a fuck load vintage or mature cheddar cheese (I usually end up using 250g+)
>put a pot with some milk (about 600-700ml) on the hob, medium temp
>put your macaroni in another pot on the hob, high temp
>in another pot melt 50g of butter and whisk in 50g of flour to make your roux
>add the milk and onions to the roux and keep whisking until it gets a bit thicker
>while still whisking add in your grated cheese
>keep whisking until it's all melted
>add in a little ground pepper and mix it in too
>sieve in the macaroni and put it in a casserole dish
>pour the cheese bechamel sauce over and stir so that it and a macaroni are mixed together
>slice some tomatoes
>place tomatoes on top of macaroni cheese
>top with a mix of parmesan and cheddar
>place in over for 20-25 minutes or until golden brown on top

Note: I have given a few measurements here but I don't actually measure anything myself becuase I've made it enough that I can accurately guess the right amount of milk I pour in the pot and stuff. So I can't guarantee that the measurements are completely right.

>> No.5602088

>>5601986
>tomatoes
>no mustard powder in the bechamel
Almost right, but not quite.

>> No.5602120

>>5601986
Calories: The Post
Nearly got a heart attack

>> No.5602127

>>5602120
Have you never had real Macaroni and Cheese before?

>> No.5602131

>>5602127
I usually do not eat a thousand calories for dinner so no.

>> No.5602136

>>5601798
This is not a forum you faggot fock sucker go start a blog or something pussy.

>> No.5602142
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you have not felt true disgust until you have sunk your teeth into one of these.

>> No.5602148

>>5601798
>Look at what these people say about themselves in this thread when they see beautiful, good food. They say "I'M not worth that. No one should make ME feel that good. I couldn't possibly appreciate something worthwhile. Don't make me think about people who are happy, don't remind me that other people are better than me."

Fucking five... No, SIX star post. Goddamn the number of times I've gotten ridiculed here for posting food pics of shit I ate that wasn't hastily slopped together by a minimum wage chode.

>> No.5602159

>>5601986
As a Murkan, here my mac and cheese tips.
parboil a pound of pasta, drain, add 5 cups of milk, butter, spices (mustard powder, onion powder, black pepper, nutmeg, no salt) and 1 and 1/2 cups of grated parmesan cheese, heat until it is combined and starting to thicken into a sauce, but don't let it boil, add 2 cups grated cheddar and let it melt and combine. pour into baking dish, top with more cheddar and a handful of breadcrumbs. Bake until breadcrumbs are toasted

the parmesan acts as a thickener so the mixture isn't so floury and bland, it's a variation on Alfredo sauce. Bechamel is nice for some things but Mac and Cheese is supposed to be a guilty pleasure.

>> No.5602164

>>5601798
>>5601947
>>5602148
Reddit faggots please go.

>> No.5602215

>>5602088
>no tomatoes

You're missing out, cooked tomatoes on top make a macaroni cheese go from being a fairly average dish to being a pretty great dish.

I'll try the mustard powder though next time I make it.

>> No.5602234

>>5602215
Tomatoes are so pleb. You might as well put ketchup on it. Good mac and cheese stands on it's own

>> No.5602236

>>5601798
lol the purpose of this thread was to joke a bit. fuck off 4chan dumb bitch

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>>5602234
>comparing cooked tomatoes to ketchup

>> No.5602304

>>5602298
I can't believe who browse /ck/ say stuff like that. I don't know if he was trolling or being serious.

>> No.5602305

>>5602236
No it wasn't. It was to troll Americans.

>> No.5602320

>>5601159
The fact that you can choose this at all is an aberration.

>> No.5602334

>>5600963
Image for a camera forum puts a fucking watermark on it...

>> No.5602341

>>5602320
k

>> No.5602344

>>5602320
no, that's pretty normal for America

>> No.5602347

>>5601152
Cholesterol is a nutrient you require to live. It has nothing to do with cholesterol produced by your own body.

>> No.5602355

Why are parents not giving their own children lunch? Is this like where American prisons are an industry that the government throws money at?

>> No.5602367

>>5601986
Damn this sounds good.

>> No.5602371

>>5602355
I brought my lunch to school everyday as did a lot of other kids, only shitty parents let their kids eat school lunches.

>> No.5602393

>>5599565
ew the fuck? i really hope this isn't serious

>> No.5602397

>>5602347
Saturated fat =/= Dietary Cholesterol

>> No.5602401

>>5602355
my mom made my lunch every day because i hated the cafeteria food

now i realize that only the autists brought their own lunches

>> No.5602408

>>5602131
You're meant to split it with family and/or friends along with BBQ or chicken.

>> No.5602411

>>5601063
the opposite
she couldn't handle eating her taco

>> No.5602418

>>5602408
>implying I have friends
top kek my nigga

>> No.5602420

>>5601138
wow
I don't think it gets more stupid than this

>> No.5602423

>>5602418
Then eat it over the course of a week.

>> No.5602425

>>5599585
mustard gas.

>> No.5602430

>>5601187
please tell me parents don't actually feed there kids these things...

>> No.5602432

>>5601153
>all those carbs

>> No.5602437

>>5602355
I don't have data beyond my own high school, but the school lunches were primarily there for the poor kids. 75% of people I knew brought their own lunch.

It's also a massively government-subsidized thing like the prison system, though, with equally poor results.

>> No.5602461

>>5601296
shit summerfags are real?

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how could you forget these?

>> No.5602474
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>>5602469
goes down well with a big gulp of mountain dew

>> No.5602517

>>5601234
It seems that half of the asshats frequenting /ck/ think otherwise. The only redemption this board has is the brief lull in them a few times a month when people who are genuinely interested in food have a decent run at it.

>> No.5602533
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5602533

>mfw in america
>friends tell me they don't eat vegetables
>friends tell me they don't cook
>friends tell me butter>olive oil
>friends drink soda w/meal
>family eats donuts for breakfast
>friends eat hot dogs regulary

>> No.5602568

>>5602533
Don't worry, anon. Not all of us are disgusting butter-trolls shitting up the gene pool. Though to be fair most of us are.

>> No.5602570

>>5602533
America is like some bizzaro world of unhealthy habits and fad diets.

>> No.5602603

>>5602568
I'm an American, but it's rare to find people that eat the same as I do. Which usually leaves me eating by myself. All they ever want to do is order Pizza Hut. It's disgusting.

>> No.5602614

Yurop is like some bizarro world filled with whiny cunts who feel the need to shitpost constantly.

Remind me: if America is so bad, why do you constantly bring us up? Oh, right, it's because of your insecurity.

>> No.5602615

>>5602570
Yeah, it's like you know people ate food before the media/pop culture told you what to eat right?
No fad diets, just eating like people are suppose to eat.

>> No.5602619

>>5602603
Pizza the Hut is G-d tier

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>>5602619
>G-d

>> No.5602683

>>5599559

At least you posted one that actually says "cheese" on the package. I shit you not, I've seen ones that just say "sandwich slices" and the word "cheese" is nowhere to be found.

>> No.5602686

>>5602619
Pizza hut smells like sweaty ass/body odor.

>> No.5602698

>>5602568
Olive oil should only be used in dishes where you want the taste of olives in there.
Quite frankly, this recent 'jump on the olive oil' truck mystifies me.
Canola, rape and vegetable oils cook fantastically, with a higher smoke point and less obvious taste imparted on what you're cooking.

Butter is also highly useful in baking and cannot be simply substituted.

In short; all things have their place and time, judgemental anon.

>> No.5602704

>>5601153
that tasted soo good though

>> No.5602724
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5602724

Felt the need to balance out some of those school lunch photos from earlier.

New item from our Summer menu, Israeli Cous-Cous Primavera.

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5602727

>>5602698
>rape oils

>> No.5602729

>>5602724
You should have stuck the carrots in the cous cous and called it Israeli Bangers & Mash

....just a thought.

>> No.5602730

>>5602698

Clarified butter (ghee) is great for panfrying. Not as greasy as ordinary butter or margrine.

>> No.5602733
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5602733

>>5602724

Black Bean Enchilada Casseroles being finished.

>> No.5602739
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>>5602733

Turkey Spaghetti

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>>5602739

This is from last Thanksgiving, we did a special dinner for the local Boys & Girls Club. This was a small run only 4 turkeys if I recall, the day after we did 12 more.

>> No.5602748

>>5600921
Nigger how are you gonna fancy up a scotch egg.
Its a motherfucking scotch egg.

Also not american, but that's beside the point.

>> No.5602756
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>>5602747

Some simple veggie sandwiches.

>> No.5602760

>>5602724
That's awesome what school is this?

>> No.5602771
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5602771

>>5602756

Oven-Roasted Potato Salad

>> No.5602777

>>5602760

Several schools and daycares in the Pacific NW. We're still pretty small, but we've increased our business tremendously over the last three years.

All the meals we sell are fully reimburseable under the NSLP (National School Lunch Program).

>> No.5602805

>>5602437
Whoa, exact opposite case when I was in school. Nearly everybody got school lunch each day but only a handful got free or reduced lunch.

>> No.5602842

>>5602805

Under fairly recent NSLP guidelines the amount of money that can be reimbursed for a school lunch was raised to about $3 a meal.

Most of the big companies providing school lunches are taking advantage of super-cheap low quality ingredients and commodity items like beef and cheese, which they actually get paid for using. (Commodity beef is one of the lowest grades of beef that can be fed to humans). I've heard rumors that Sodexo, a French-owned international company, is creating meals with a cost between $0.50 and $1.00. They still get the full reimbursement however, motivating them to make the cheapest shit they can get away with and pocket the difference.

>> No.5602865

>>5601206
>imblying it's november 11

>> No.5602872

The only thing that made up for having to buy shitty foods at my school was that if you passed Penis Inspection day every month without going over the maximum amount of smegma or having any diseases or whatever, you got a two free lunch coupons that month

>> No.5602896

>>5602698
Olive oil does not taste that strong.
If you are baking then that's different. I'm talking about people who put butter in everything.
>Ex. grilling a chicken
>You don't need to grill a chicken in fucking butter.
Canola oil is horrible for you.
Vegetable oil is okay, but not as good as olive oil. taste like fucking Crisco which is also horrible for you

>> No.5603062

>>5599577
>tfw the owner of the heart attack grill wanted to make fun of the ham planets by opening the restaurant
>it's now a haven for them
Poor guy.

>> No.5603088

>>5602430
Merifat here.

It's really not that uncommon to see parents get their kids these things, because they don't see them as anymore unhealthy than a proper burger, and are convinced their kids are getting nutrients, like MUH PROTEIN, which is one of the most common arguments I hear when a parent is cramming this shit down their throats, that or they "need" to eat to be healthy. For instance, my little sister is mentally disabled, and since it's easy to get her to eat shit food, my dad usually gets her, not one, but two Big Macs when they get McDonald's.

>> No.5603114

>>5602896
Just because the oil comes from "vegetables" does not make it taste better nor healthier than real fucking butter. Fucking trans fats come from vegetables (partially hydrogenated vegetable oil)

>> No.5603123

>>5603114
>Fucking trans fats come from vegetables
Wrong. Trans fat is from the hydrogenation of Soybean oil aka vegetable oil to make it solid. They most likely hydrogenate vegetable oil because it is cheap. Regular vegetable or soybean oil in liquid form has no trans fats and is not really unhealthy. The only thing that could be considered unhealthy about "vegetable oil" is gmo soybean and the chemicals used to extract oil from soybeans.

>> No.5603134

>>5603123
I guess I poorly worded my sentence, but yes, the main source of trans fats in human's modern diet is from plant fats, through the process that you said yourself.

>> No.5603159
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5603159

>>5602724
Where is the meat? That looks fucking disgusting and raw.

>> No.5603167

>>5603159
You don't need to eat meat in every meal. I'm not a vegan/vegetarian.

>> No.5603172

>>5600981
fattie detected

>> No.5603179

>>5603172
5'10 158 15% bf starting to bulk.

>> No.5603184

>>5603167
You don't need to eat vegetables in every meal. I'm not a carnist.

>> No.5603189

>>5603184
What? So you never ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, fried eggs and toast, red beans and rice or any meal without meat?

>> No.5603211

>>5602724

The couscous looks good but raw apples and carrots? That's just lazy

>> No.5603215

>>5603184
What? I'm not a carnist

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5603226

>>5601267
The whole world hates you, not just them.

>> No.5603230

>>5599558
instead of that cheap thing.
you can always melt cheddar and buttermilk(i prefer adding a little sugar) then let it cool and mix it with full whipping cream. and put into a whipping cream canister and refrigerate that thing.

great to top it a cup of salted caramel joe (hot or cold)

>> No.5603282

>>5603230
>you can always melt cheddar and buttermilk(i prefer adding a little sugar) then let it cool and mix it with full whipping cream. and put into a whipping cream canister and refrigerate that thing.
interesting

>> No.5603313
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5603313

Ohhh yiss. Beef Chow mein

>> No.5603314

>>5603230
Jaco is a gigantic faggot.

>> No.5603322
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5603322

Sweet n sour pork

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5603326

>> No.5603329

>>5603326
Looks like someone took some spam, and gaffer taped it to a ricecake.

>> No.5603332

>>5603329
The only way to eat spam

>> No.5603349

>>5601798
Gentrification looks not at the quality of your character, but your wallet.

>> No.5603372

>>5603332
over rice, yes

>> No.5603377
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5603377

General Tso chicken

>> No.5603399

>>5603326
This is a Hawaiian thing right?

>> No.5603406

>>5603399
Yes.

>> No.5603408

>>5603399
Yes, hawaiians and canned meat are like southerners and fried chciken

>> No.5603678

>>5602355
I've heard some schools are now not allowing children to bring their own food for lunch

>> No.5603705

>American
>Cheddar
>Sharp Cheddar
Pick one

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5603716

>>5602533
>mfw in america
>browsing an imageboard
>some pleb thinks olive oil is better than butter

get a grip, dipshit

>> No.5603717

>>5603678
I was shootin' the shit with my old Middle School teacher, apparently they banned home lunches after one kid got shitfaced on vodka.

>> No.5603727

>>5603717
>>5603678
Id pull my kid outta school if they tried that bullshit

>> No.5603732

>>5601012
Because your a poor fucker who can't afford to eat out nice. Dutchfag here and its a global thing to serve 7-15 courses in high class restaurants. Everywhere, not just America.

>> No.5603801

>>5603705
American

>> No.5603803

>>5603705
>YFW Wisconsin wins the most cheese awards worldwide

>> No.5604255

>>5600978
that isn't an elvis you retard.

>> No.5604301

>>5602234
>tomatoes
>pleb
pick one faggot