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5596838 No.5596838[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

First off: if your answer is "make your own salsa or else", leave this thread now. This is not the place for you.

Anyway. I was at Whole Foods the other day and I remembered reading about Frontera salsas on Serious Eats, so I tried it.

It's really, really good! Prominent smoky, roasted flavor; slightly sweet but balanced with an acidic tang. They had it on special so it was $3.50; I've seen Mrs. Renfro's go for almost as much.

What prepared salsas do you like, /ck/?

>> No.5596845

>>5596838
del primo is really fuckign good.

>> No.5596846
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5596846

I haven't tried much but I've been enjoying this one lately, I keep managing to kill the whole jar in one setting. Soooo good

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5596864

>>5596838
GOAT

>> No.5597175

make your own salsa

>> No.5597881

>making your own salsa
>making something you can buy several weeks worth for <5$
who does this

WHOSE TIME IS THIS FUCKING WORTHLESS

SHOW YOURSELVES.

>> No.5597954

>>5596838
there's a way to make quick delicious salsa at home in a snap though.

Put one can of diced tomatoes in a blender, add fresh peeled garlic cloves, pickled jalapenos to taste, a teaspoon of dried cilantro, the juice and zest of half a lime, and pulse them ingredients together until they are the consistency you like. It's quick easy and a little fresher that canned, it tastes a lot brighter anyway

>> No.5597974

>>5597954
>tastes a lot brighter
cool buzzword

is this common on /ck/

bright refers to intensity of light

>> No.5597997

>>5597974
Are you retarded, or have you never had coffee before?

>> No.5597999

>>5597997
Are you by chance, europeon? Nobody uses the fucking adjective 'bright' for food. you are wrong.

>> No.5598000

>>5597974
calm your tits ma'am, it's a descriptive food word that conveys a simple flavor complex better than "acidic with notes of chlorophyll and citric oil"

>> No.5598001
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5598001

>>5597999
Is being told your fetish?

>> No.5598008

>>5598001
"full bodied",
"bright"

these are all meaningless
unquantifiable
subjective
not actually existing

bullshit buzzwords

>> No.5598011

>>5598000
no it doesn't

it doesn't convey FUCKING ANYTHING

because

BRIGHT IS WHAT LIGHT IS

IT'S A MEASURE OF PHOTON FLUX

NOT "BRIGHT SOUNDS GOOD AND CHEERY SO <THING I LIKE> IS BRIGHT"

quantify your thing

or your thing is not an actual thing that has real existence

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5598020

>>5598008
>>5598011
You clearly have very strong opinions on this matter and I respect that

>> No.5598024

Common meanings

Bright, an adjective meaning giving off or reflecting illumination; see Brightness
Bright, an adjective meaning someone with intelligence (trait)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bright

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bright

we're done here

boom
fucking roasted and toasted kid

git gud at linguistics

you tried to make up words
you got fucking stomped

>> No.5598034

>>5598024
O-okay Anon, you've made your point. You've won. Put down they keyboard.

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5598123

>>5598024
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