[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

File: 273 KB, 1280x960, 1396583233172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jul 7 18:33:34 2014 No.5582693 [Reply] [Original]

how do I make holy water?

I need some, and in a hurry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 18:35:28 2014 No.5582696 >>5582693 1. go through priesthood training 2. bless water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 18:39:10 2014 No.5582702 >>5582693 http://www.amazon.com/Holy-Water-From-Jordan-River/dp/B0026PKMG4 Don't forget your wooden steaks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 18:40:58 2014 No.5582705 File: 15 KB, 276x368, 1299308458196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5582702 >wooden steaks

>>	Leonidas Mon Jul 7 18:41:46 2014 No.5582707 >>5582693 Best shot is taking tap water, filling a cup or bowl with it, putting it in the freezer, getting a few needles, taking the water out the freezer when frozen, and poking it with the needles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 18:42:46 2014 No.5582708 take water and boil the hell out of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 18:47:08 2014 No.5582717 File: 73 KB, 576x416, no_evil_oil-special_UK_number-post-24-1253053931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5582693 Clearly you need concentrated "NO EVIL OIL." Call em up and buy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 20:57:50 2014 No.5583026 what the fuck is with that truck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:02:56 2014 No.5583036 >>5582693 wow, illinois license plate and a state farm insurance sticker. stereotype much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:03:54 2014 No.5583038 >>5583026 The price we all pay for allowing furries to live, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:05:28 2014 No.5583041 File: 1.19 MB, 320x240, 1394555798940.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5582693 you know your obligation to the human race

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:08:02 2014 No.5583044 >>5583038 >darwin sticker >furries Whoah wtf. Delusional piece of shit. So he evolved to fuck the family dog and dress up like an animal to hump other costumes? Yeah that helps propagate the species.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:11:10 2014 No.5583051 >>5583044 I forgive all sins if you sport a Darwin sticker. Faggot? No problem. Gamer? Not my cup but OK. Furry? Get a rope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:13:36 2014 No.5583054 >>5583044 >implying fetishes are an evolutionary trait nigga you stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 21:15:21 2014 No.5583059 File: 12 KB, 280x280, 1278325347-20507200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5582702

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:34:52 2014 No.5583502 >>>/k/21862850 >>>/k/21862850 >>>/k/21862850 >>5582693 >>5583026 >>5583038 >>5583041 >>5583044 >>5583051 >>5583054

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:37:25 2014 No.5583517 >>5583051 Darwin stickers are the worst. You just know what kind of neckbeard puts one on his car. It's like half a step below FSM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:38:28 2014 No.5583521 >>5583054 You think fetishes spontaneously emerge from the ether?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:39:41 2014 No.5583526 >>5583521 no, mental defects

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:40:41 2014 No.5583527 >>5582708 laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:41:31 2014 No.5583529 >>5583526 Missionary-only bro detected.

Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:45:42 2014 No.5583544

>>5582693
Wow. It's like the internet from 1999 found it on to the back of this guy's truck, but without any humor. If this had been a geocities site it could have been an Awful Link of the Day back then.

Now it's someone's identity. Creepy.

But hardly cooking related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:48:07 2014 No.5583551 >>5583529 different sex positions with a partner of the same species but different gender =/= having sex with anthropomorphic animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:49:30 2014 No.5583553 >>5583551 Vanilla bro detected. Blowjobs, anal, titjobs, etc. suck. You aren't missing anything. lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:50:10 2014 No.5583556 File: 318 KB, 625x852, enhanced-buzz-18729-1365801853-20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5583544

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:50:32 2014 No.5583558 >>5583544 R-remember ICQ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:51:12 2014 No.5583559 >>5583553 again different sex positions with a partner of the same species but different gender =/= having sex with anthropomorphic animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:52:10 2014 No.5583562 >>5583559 You don't consider anal or oral sex to be a fetish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:53:38 2014 No.5583567 >>5583562 no, its not even in the same ballpark as wanting to fuck/ be fucked by animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:53:45 2014 No.5583569 >>5582693 OP Holy water wont be enough. You need a flame thrower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:54:15 2014 No.5583573 >>5583544 >1999 you had delved much deeper than I had at that point in time...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:54:18 2014 No.5583574 >>5583567 They aren't partaking in bestiality, they are partaking in role play.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:55:24 2014 No.5583579 >>5583574 they want to be fucked/fuck by anthropomorphic animals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:56:30 2014 No.5583581 >>5583574 >furfag detected back to /b/ faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:56:40 2014 No.5583584 >>5583579 I'll let you win this one because you seem to be more emotionally involved and educated with this type of sexual fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:57:47 2014 No.5583586 >>5583581 No, just someone who understands that not everyone gets off to the same things. Maybe you should look at the bukkake, DP, and gangbang porn on your computer and consider what this says about you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 23:59:57 2014 No.5583594 >>5583586 thats still straight intraspecies sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:00:56 2014 No.5583599 >>5583594 People having sex in costumes are still having straight intraspecies sex.

>>	Ribbons !36LF.2XSZI Tue Jul 8 00:01:32 2014 No.5583603 >>5582693 you have to go to a holy place and retrieve/capture the water. I went to Istanbul a couple of years ago and they let us fill bottles at the ayasma (sp?) church

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:01:58 2014 No.5583606 >>5583594 >getting off on 30 guys cumming on one girl or 3 guys rubbing their dicks in a girl's pussy >straight I've got news for you... you aren't watching it for the girl bro, no matter what you tell yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:02:40 2014 No.5583610 >>5583599 they want to fuck anthropomorphic animals, they are role playing b/c they cant do the real thing otherwise the cartoons they jerk it to would be of people in animal costumes NOT animals

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:03:56 2014 No.5583618 >>5583586 I get off to per-pubescent girls, accept me!

Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:04:35 2014 No.5583622

>>5583610
>they want to fuck anthropomorphic animals, they are role playing b/c they cant do the real thing
Still straight intraspecific sex.

You seem hung up on something. Why do you care about the sex life of others? It sounds like you have never been in a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:07:35 2014 No.5583635 >>5583622 I'll have you know I've been in a relationship with every dog I've owned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:08:01 2014 No.5583638 >>5583622 i think you are the one thats hung up, the shit they have a fetish for and want to do isnt straight intraspecies sex I dont care about the sexlife of others I was just replying to a post when you decided to be a donkey raping shit eater

Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:10:30 2014 No.5583650

>>5583622
Not that guy, but everything is acceptable. Except furries.

There's a reason Moot tried to ban all furries at once. It's the same reason a certain cartoon show got it's own containment board. They never learn to turn it off. It's not a sexual preference, its an identity crisis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:10:55 2014 No.5583654 >>5583517 It's hoity toit people like you that we not only make fun of, but write better than, and make more money than. Go back and sit in your starbucks and contemplate your pathetic life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:11:43 2014 No.5583658 >>5583638 If you have sex with a woman and pretend you are with a man, it is still straight sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:13:05 2014 No.5583663 >>5583650 i've jacked it to pretty much every cartoon I've ever watched since discovering rule 34. even klasky csupo shit. creating /mlp/ was a terrible idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:13:16 2014 No.5583664 >>5583658 yeah but in that case youd just fuck a man. If you masturbate to fags youre a fag, if you masturbate to anthropomorphic animals then youre a furry and would fuck them if you could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:13:30 2014 No.5583666 >>5583654 >a neckbeard laughs at me for being "hoity toit" ahahahahahahahah Also, please let me know what your source of employment is and your salary. Maybe we can start comparing Neckbeard vs. Normy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:15:01 2014 No.5583670 >>5583664 What about chickens? Look up chicken fuckers

Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:15:43 2014 No.5583673

>>5583664
>if you masturbate to anthropomorphic animals then youre a furry and would fuck them if you could.
Are you really that concerned that some people would have sex with fantasy creatures if given the opportunity?

Have you ever had sex before, let alone been in a long-term relationship?

Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:17:12 2014 No.5583677

>>5583663
Lol no. I have not jacked off to MLP, but I understand what you're saying. Read the last part of my post again. There are some seriously sick motherfuckers that self-identify as a pony, or a furry, or fucking vampire. But they are deranged and need to be isolated because they are intolerably out of touch with reality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:18:09 2014 No.5583680 >>5583673 see >>5583638 but saying there isnt something mentally wrong with them is ignorant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:18:53 2014 No.5583683 >>5583666 80 - 120 /hr usd and i like steel reserve, been doing this for a long time, a very long time and don't give a fuck what you think. source is none of your business that I would post here but I write code and not for the govt

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]