/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5579806]

>mfw amerifats cry at gay burgers
http://youtu.be/qBkAAortU_g?t=1m23s

[Anonymous No.5579809]

>>5579806
Why are you so obsessed with Americans?

[Anonymous No.5579815]

>>5579809
why would you think i'm obsessed with americans?

[Anonymous No.5579837]

>>5579815

[Anonymous No.5579840]

>>5579837
what does spork from star wars have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.5579846]

>>5579806
lol burger king trying their hardest to be progressive

[Anonymous No.5579852]

Burgers are based as fuck, no matter what.

I would eat the gayest burger on earth, simply by virtue of it being a burger.

Fuck off, europoors.

[Anonymous No.5579853]

>>5579815
Because you're posting a thread dedicated to talking about them and a burger an American company made

[Anonymous No.5579861]

>mfw muritards will be forced to eat this burgers or the'll be called homophobic
>mfw I have no face

Talking seriously, why does it make a different burger? Is it made with gay cows?

[Anonymous No.5579863]

>>5579853
Are you like new or something? The thread was made with the purpose of discussing gay burgers and how gay people think burgers taste different because they're gay

[Anonymous No.5579865]

>>5579861
Yrs

[Anonymous No.5579871]

>>5579846
>>5579861

The burger is a regular whooper, but with a gay wrapping
also, inside the wrapping it says "we are all the same inside"
2deep4you

[Anonymous No.5579875]

>>5579871
>we are all the same inside
not true
I don't have HIV bound to my RNA

[Anonymous No.5579877]

>>5579861
>mfw muritards will be forced to eat this burgers or the'll be called homophobic
Seriously? This is America, not the fucking EU where we have to bend over backwards for minorities otherwise we're bigoted and racist.

[Anonymous No.5579882]

>>5579877
/pol/ack pls go

[Anonymous No.5579890]

>>5579877
This is really what it's about, isn't it?

Personally I don't give a fuck if you're gay or not, just don't force me to be gay and eat gay burgers.

[Anonymous No.5579891]

>hi can I get a whopper?
>would you like to try the proud whopper instead?
>what's the difference?
>nothing
>just gimme' a regular one
>WOW LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GAY BASHER

[Anonymous No.5579893]

>>5579806
>Those faggots pretending to think it taste different
>Those dumb as fuck bitches at 1:09
>That fat nigger lesbian crying over a shitty message
>Poor girl having to deal with the shit of 2 mommies and one of them is "unique" as fuck

[Anonymous No.5579895]

>>5579890
>eat gay burgers
How can a burger be gay?

[Anonymous No.5579905]

Because In-N-Out is xtian fascism; and Burger King is the gay empire

[Anonymous No.5579908]

do they cost more than a regular?

[Anonymous No.5579912]

Eating is a special thing for Americans. While Americans are eating, they have nothing else to do or think about, so they become bored. Much like a person attempting to defecate in the restroom, some form of mental distraction, such as reading a book, is in order. But Americans, not being literate, must resort to other forms of media to occupy their minds while they masticate. This is exactly why the packaging material of American foodstuffs is always brightly colored, covered in unrelated imagery and simple words. The moment when they are eating is the moment that their minds are being flooded with neurochemical triggers caused by the excessive fats, salts, and glutamates in their food. The perfect moment to inject propaganda and advertising.

[Anonymous No.5579914]

>>5579908
It has to or else it wouldn't be a special snowflake burger.

[Anonymous No.5579923]

>>5579871
So if they're equal burgers, why is Burger King making inequal wrappers? Those burgers didn't get to decide whether they wanted to be gay or not, Burger King chose that for them. What about all the straight Whoppers that want to be gay? I demand that Burger King treat burgers equally.

[Anonymous No.5579928]

>>5579905
>liking in-n-out
get a load out of this shit taste

[Anonymous No.5579940]

>>5579852
This man understands.
Every burger I eat is a proud burger because I'm proud to put it in my freedom-hole. God bless.

[Anonymous No.5579964]

>>5579863
Are you like obsessed or something? The thread was made with the purpose of discussing Americans because you're obsessed.

[Anonymous No.5579968]

>>5579912
Why are you so obsessed with Americans?

[Anonymous No.5579978]

>>5579809

Oh come on, I'm American and I cracked up at OP's post.

Just the picture of a overweight American getting all sentimental and heartstrung over her favorite burger chain releasing their mass-produced, fat and sodium bomb in "progressive" colors..

It's funny!

[Anonymous No.5579981]

You guys have it wrong.

The lesson they're trying to teach is that no matter who you are, inside you're just a Soylent burger waiting to be processed at the end of your useful life.

[Anonymous No.5580009]

>>5579978
He isn't laughing. He's just genuinely obsessed.

[Anonymous No.5580019]

[Anonymous No.5580021]

>>5579981
DEEPEST LORE

[Anonymous No.5580024]

>>5579806

>the one black girl who just keeps yelling "it's just the same shit"

would be my reaction exactly
stay based black people. no time for these stupid white shenanigans. if I wanted a whopper I'd have ordered a whopper.

[Anonymous No.5580035]

>>5580019
YFW you know less than you thing

[Anonymous No.5580078]

>>5579981
>alarm clock goes off
>wake up
>roll out of bed
>hear beeping noise
>it's my blood glucose meter
>it's time to check my blood sugar levels again
>prick one of my stubby fingers on the test strip
>"Your blood sugar level indicates that you are overdue for your next meal."
>feel horrible pain in my stomach
>it's time for breakfast though so I have to eat, it's my duty, and my country needs me
>slowly waddle through piles of trash to get to my front door
>Google Car™ automatically pulls up to my drive way
>door opens
>attempt to fit my obese ass in the Extra Wide™ seats
>close the door and tell my Google Car™ to pull up to the Burger King™ Drive-Thru down the block

[Anonymous No.5580080]

>>5580078
>my micropenis starts to become half-erect as the Burger King™ sign comes into view
>"Welcome to Burger King™. Your Burger King™ online cloud profile indicates that you are feeling hungry and you would like a burger."
>starting to feel dazed due to blood sugar
>"I am feeling hungry and I would like a burger."
>"Please state the full name of the burger that you would like."
>blood sugar so low that I can't think
>"I, uh... can't remember what it's called. Can I just... get a burger please?"
>"Based on your profile, the following burger is the only option available to you at this time: Soylent Gay Whopper™. Note that one privilege demerit has been added to your official record due to the nature of your inquiry."
>"Can I... get a Soylent Gay Whopper™ please?"
>"Would you like some phytoestrogen sauce on that?"
>"Uh... n-no thanks... just the burger... its fine..."
>"Warning. According to Google Health™ records, you have not been meeting this month's estrogen quota. By federal law, a person of your privilege level is compelled to include at least 1 daily serving from the Estrogen food group containing at least 500 milligrams of active medicinal ingredients. Failure to provide informed consent to make this Burger King™ meal compliant with the FDA Feminine Freedom Food™ program will result in an immediate digital court order requiring you to be incarcerated in a federal prison."
>"Uhhhh... I just... want... my burger..."
>heaving and panting, I feel my blood sugar dropping by the minute

[Anonymous No.5580096]

>>5580080
>"Do you consent to having your order modified to suit FDA guidelines?"
>"Y...yes..."
>"According to your Google Wallet™, you still have 6 federal food stamps remaining on your account. By law, your Burger King™ meal will be automatically upgraded to comply with federal guidelines concerning minimum required fat and gluten intake. This will consume one food stamp. Your Google Wallet™ will not be charged for this Burger King™ meal."
>"OK..."
>"Your meal has been upgraded to include one Soylent™ Gluten Protein Shake™ and a side of commemorative 9/11 Freedom Fries™. By law you will be required to consume at least 90% of your Burger King™ meal. All observations made by the NSA during your eating session will be recorded in your Google Health records. If you do not meet minimum consumption requirements, law enforcement will be notified immediately. Do you understand these rights and responsibilities as set out by the federal government of the United States of America™?"
>"Yes. God bless America™."
>"You may now proceed to the pickup window to receive your Burger King™ meal."
>Google Car™ approaches pickup window automatically
>I grab the meal and tell the car to park in the parking lot

[Anonymous No.5580100]

>>5580096
>as I open the bag, dripping with warm oil, I can smell the greasy burger fumes
>my erection becomes fully semi-hard as I bite into the burger and caress the succulent Soylent™ patty with my tongue
>as my mouth fills with estrogen juices I can feel my mind calming down, my penis getting soft again
>the harsh saltiness of the burger begins to burn at my throat and lips
>I reluctantly put down the burger, only for a moment, I tell myself
>I tilt my head all the way back, my mouth pointing toward the sky, wide open
>I raise the Soylent™ Gluten Protein Shake™ seductively up towards my lips
>I tilt the cup daintily until that precious, semen-like viscous fluid begins to flow over my lips, around my tongue, and down my throat
>the salty flavor begins to mix with the umami protein taste, the burning starting to subside
>my mind begins to feel intense pleasure, as the fat and chemicals and estrogen begin to twist my thoughts
>my penis has never been this soft
>my heart begins to pound more and more
>suddenly I feel something
>a wetness between my legs
>I seem to have ejaculated
>start to feel pain in the left side of my chest
>vision getting blurry
>pass out

[Anonymous No.5580105]

>>5580100
>wake up
>doctors are removing my testicles
>the nurse turns to me
>"We're sorry but you have reached the end of your useful life as a citizen of the United States of America™. It is now your duty to relinquish your privilege and become a servant of the United States of America™. After which you will be turned into Soylent for other citizens."
>hear one last "snip" and feel the calming femininity wash over me
>"God... Bless... America™..."

[Anonymous No.5580107]

>>5579912
I like to imagine the type of people who type these posts are butthurt russians who are hunkered down in some shithole just wishing they had our glorious foods as they chew on some stale piece of bread.

[Anonymous No.5580111]

I appulde them (bk franchieies. mickie dee might contribute but except for some orange drink, it was like pulling theeth gay or straight, given the choice always bk. whopper. ltm, chesse mayo, kethup and their fries are ok. if pounding down the road and see sighns,bk first, wendy's second mickee dee 3rd,. no 4th Id rather eat gas station food than jack off in the box,dq sonic and way better than arbys,tots or not 4 60 is too much. and 7 bucks rather subwaqyof bacon Gay wrapper or not, a better burger. two whoppers with cheese(stop that) ltm one fryand also have ok breakfast. but way off interstates nice people gona have to lose the king thing. creppy even for me.

[Anonymous No.5580112]

>>5580105
10/10 feature film when?

[Anonymous No.5580118]

>>5580111
dude, what

[Anonymous No.5580122]

>>5580111
Here you can see it happening already. This American is too far gone to be helped. His mind and body are barely even able to articulate and type this deperate plea for help.

[Anonymous No.5580123]

>>5580080
>you have not been meeting this month's estrogen quota

[Anonymous No.5580126]

Are there any fast food places for people who don't agree with homosexuality? Are there any places left for normal straight people with strong christian family values?

[Anonymous No.5580127]

>>5580126
chik-fil-a

[Anonymous No.5580128]

>>5580126
why yes, yes there are!

[Anonymous No.5580132]

>>5580128
I hate gays and religionfags but damned if those fries don't look amazing

[Anonymous No.5580138]

>>5580127
>>5580128
Unfortunately I don't have those in my state.

[Anonymous No.5580140]

>>5580128
based chic fil a
I may not agree with their stance on gays but goddamn do they not make the most delicious chicken sandwich I've ever eaten.
Also probably one of the best fast food places in terms of customer service. The people who work there are always super friendly and never get your order wrong.

[Anonymous No.5580143]

>>5580140
>>5580128

>chicken hamburguer
And they dare to criticize faggots

[Anonymous No.5580145]

>do you want to try this new item
>what is the difference
>I dunno

[Anonymous No.5580155]

>>5580128
Why the fuck do retards keep going on about how chik fil a hates gays? That was the personal opinion of a single fucking executive. It's not like they're going to tell you to get lost if you're a faggot and you want to eat there. People are so stupid and easily insulted they boycott an entire restaurant chain because of what a single employee says.

[Anonymous No.5580160]

>>5580155
The same thing happened to Mozilla and Firefox when someone found out that the new CEO made a monetary donation to a political group that opposed gays.

[Anonymous No.5580161]

>>5580155
>single employee
>literally the owner of the chain
Yeah they're not going to turn away gays, hell I've even seen a few working there. But I'm sure they also won't be coming out with a "pride" chicken sandwich anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.5580162]

>>5580145
it's obvious they didn't want to tell anyone it was the same whopper

[Anonymous No.5580166]

>>5580143
Its a chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.5580167]

>>5580161
Since when do people only eat food that caters to their political tastes?

I've eaten at households and restaurants where I both knew and opposed their political views. Didn't stop me from enjoying the food.

[Anonymous No.5580168]

>>5579806
>mfw the burger is a limerick for gay people
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBkAAortU_g&feature=youtu.be&t=1m11s

[Anonymous No.5580170]

>>5580140
Got some free chicken sandwiches on Friday when I went there with a friend who knows some of the workers. Even got extra pickles. God bless America.

[Anonymous No.5580172]

>>5580167
You'd be surprised. Back when they first made headlines about not supporting the gay community dumb christian right wingers flocked to "support" chick fil a.
They also had a ton of libs who refused to eat there.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/01/us/chick-fil-a-appreciation/

[Anonymous No.5580176]

>>5580170
damn I jelly. those things are expensive.

[Anonymous No.5580178]

>>5580161
Why the fuck do you care so much about "pride" sandwiches? It's a marketing scheme. Do you understand that? They pull stunts like this so they can sell more burgers to retarded fags who think OH THEY SUPPORT ME!

[Anonymous No.5580182]

>>5580178
Tumblrtards reblog it
>All those years of oppression were worth it now that I can finally proudly enjoy a Burger King Whopper!

[Anonymous No.5580183]

>>5580178
I don't give a shit. I was just arguing his point. Chic fil a doesn't support the gay community.

[Anonymous No.5580187]

>>5579806
>nothing different about it

[Anonymous No.5580198]

>>5580183
Why should a corporation support any community over another? Fuck's sake, a corporation is run solely to make money and for no other reason. Anything they do is only done to make more money. It makes me sick watching faggots fawn over a restaurant for selling "pride" burgers like the fry cooks really give two shits about what their customers take up the ass.

[Anonymous No.5580209]

When will the liberal extremism end? I'm seriously contemplating moving to a more conservative part of the world because I can't stand this bullshit any more. Every time I turn on the tv there's some pro-lgbt propaganda on.

I live in Vancouver Canada btw and recently city government passed a law allowing transgenders to use any toilet in the city's high schools. When parents opposing this move were interviewed the tv stations implied they were homophobic.

I'm seriously getting tiered of this, they are forcing us to "embrace" something that most people are opposed to. We punish pedophiles but embrace gays? What's the difference between the two cause I don't see one.

[Anonymous No.5580214]

>>5579806
someone should photoshop a wig/lipstick/eyelashes on it while screaming "im just like other whoppers!"

[Anonymous No.5580217]

>>5580209
you were onto something before you started talking about pedophiles

[Anonymous No.5580218]

>>5580198
Burger king doesn't give a shit because it's a huge national corperation like walmart.
But chic fil a is a chain with "good ol' christian vaules". They have made statements about how they don't support gay marriage. Hell they even funded a group that lobbied to strike down prop 8. I'm gonna assume you're not from the US and don't understand how stupid southerners can be.
Read the whole thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_same-sex_marriage_controversy

[Anonymous No.5580237]

>>5580078
>>5580080
>>5580096
>>5580100
>>5580105
this is amazing reading right here

[Anonymous No.5580245]

>>5580217
Well, pedophiles or zoophiles or people with any paraphilia are not normal. Yet we commend ones and condemn others.

[Anonymous No.5580254]

>>5580209
>We punish pedophiles but embrace gays?
>What's the difference between the two?

Pedophilia is a mental condition where the person peruse un-natural sexual conditions, where as gender identity is perfectly natural and by definition shouldn't be infringed upon.

These is not my opinion, what I wrote above has been clearly supported by modern law.

[Anonymous No.5580267]

>>5580245
is homosexuality a paraphilia though?i don't think it would be too different from people who prefer anal

[Anonymous No.5580288]

>>5580267
it's a sexual orientation. like it is hard wired in your brain. although doing that stuff to a kid, in my opinion, can't be justifed (emotional harm to kid etc), but it is the same. pedos just have shit luck because... well you know

[Anonymous No.5580290]

>>5580267
Just because it's more common doesn't mean it's not a paraphilia.

[Anonymous No.5580442]

>>5580155

Because the media is liberally dominated and will fight night and day to keep their groupthink intact at all costs.

Remember what they were taught in school:
>Whites = bad
>Whites = evil
>White culture, despite being the best thing to happen to humanity, ever, is evil and should be despised because it destroys our false god of equality.

The name of the game is cultural marxism. The step hold into an "Utopia" dominated by women and jews.

Get used to calling people xir, shitlord.

[Anonymous No.5580457]

>>5580442
>being this /pol/ in /ck/

[Anonymous No.5580462]

>>5580457
He's half right, though.

[Anonymous No.5580465]

>>5580442
>/pol/
>accusing anyone, ever, of groupthink
so how's life in mommy's basement

[Anonymous No.5580469]

>>5580465
>/pol/
>not being retarded

pick one
I feel bad for the chan babbies that have had their political world informed by /pol/. They never even talk hard politics, just trollish social issues and 'muh sheckels'

[Anonymous No.5580479]

>>5580155

Every local Chick-fil-a here gives out tracts about strong family values and how you need to keep yourself away from 'bad influences'. They even give out free tickets to a local church that holds a 'Cinema Event' every Wednesday that is usually so painful to watch that it is worth going at least once.

[Anonymous No.5580800]

>>5580469
Your criticisms of /pol/ would be fine if they weren't always so right about everything.

[Anonymous No.5580812]

>>5579806
Holy shit this makes me believe half the shit /pol/ spouts.
Younger ones are fucked.

[Anonymous No.5580836]

[Anonymous No.5580840]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.5580848]

>>5580288
>it's a sexual orientation. like it is hard wired in your brain

Twin studies have blown HUGE holes in that argument.
Homosexuality is 100% cultural.
It's a learned habit.

[Anonymous No.5580860]

>>5580848
is it possible to know if someone is/isnt' a faggot even if he is/isn't

[Anonymous No.5580863]

>>5580848

i would argue that it is a product of upbringing, and conflict in crucial stages of development/relationship with primary caregivers more than a cultural thing

[Anonymous No.5580868]

>>5580863
What the fuck do you think culture is, idiot?

[Anonymous No.5580890]

>>5579806
SHE FUCKING CRIED BECAUSE OF A BURGER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.5580898]

>>5579928

[Anonymous No.5580903]

>>5580126
In-N-Out has fucking Bible verses written on their wrappers

[Anonymous No.5580904]

>>5580479
>he's been to the local church's Wednesday cinema event

[Anonymous No.5580907]

>>5580172

[Anonymous No.5580910]

>>5580904

>2014
>not going to see the insane Christian videos that are played at your local church

We got to watch one on the homosexual menace. It was mind-blowingly amazing.

[Anonymous No.5580934]

>>5580907
>spicy chicken deluxe now seasoned with liberal tears

Oh god the spicy chicken deluxe is my favorite fuckin sandwich ever and that line is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.5581003]

More like Burger Queen, amirght? Am I too late or did someone make that joke already?

[Anonymous No.5581017]

>>5580868

psychologically disturbed parents, perhaps victims of abuse themselves, who are unable to form attachments with their offspring... that is not a product of society's culture. it's a deep human disturbance, the roots of which go deeper than "culture."

[Anonymous No.5581022]

Sometimes I forget most GSMs eat the same shitty shit as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.5581029]

Those fucking girls at 1:08
>LIKE THEY'RE THE SAME ON THE INSIDE IT'S JUST THE OUTSIDE THAT'S DIFFERENT
>OH MA GAWWWDDD EMILY SOOO DEEP XDDDDDD
Bitches like that make me rage harder than any homophobe in the video. I bet they consider themselves "progressives" and "feminists" while getting vigorously fucked in the ass by Chad every weekend

[Anonymous No.5581036]

>>5579809

is this response a meme now? it's the only thing I ever see americans use as a retort now.

[Anonymous No.5581040]

>>5579840

Why are you so obsessed with Spork from Star Wars?

[Anonymous No.5581043]

>>5581029
Why so bitter? It's not their fault you're so terrified of rejection you never initiate anything with women.

[Anonymous No.5581045]

>>5581029

u mad Chad isn't fucking your ass?

[Anonymous No.5581048]

>>5579806

This is so fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.5581065]

>>5579806
>that nigga's death grin when asked if hew anted the faggot burguer

shit son, i bet he got his pants wet

[Anonymous No.5581081]

>>5580836
>We are all the same inside
I don't have any semen in me since I'm not a fag.

[Anonymous No.5581083]

>>5580836
Gays have more scar tissue in their rectums?

[Anonymous No.5581084]

>>5579806
It's sad that corporations usually just try to rip off as much cash as possible off any subject.
Last year it was breast cancer, this year gays, next year probably some desease related to children. They don't care, they just know that if they lable something under a subject that is "in" right now, they will get shitloads of money.

Most of these things are just a media stunt.

[Anonymous No.5581104]

>>5581081
>I don't have any semen in me since I'm not a fag
are you not a male?

[Anonymous No.5581106]

>>5581104
Maybe it's an alien

[Anonymous No.5581127]

>>5579891
This.

We don't give a shit about you being gay. We're just tired of having you wave your dicks around in public constantly.

[Anonymous No.5581139]

>>5580111
I think I'll stick with Chick-Fil-A. At least they don't try to ram their politics down my throat with every meal.

[Anonymous No.5581142]

>>5580140
>The people who work there are always super friendly and never get your order wrong.
They got my order wrong the first time I went there.

To make up for it, they gave me the items I'd ordered free.

I didn't want the stuff free, it was my order, I was goddamned well going to pay for it. FUCK CHICK-FIL-A AND THEIR FREE FOOD POLICIES!!!!!

Er, I mean, I thanked the nice cashier and ate my brunch, and then got in my car and drove another nine hours to my destination.

[Anonymous No.5581148]

>>5580172
And they had at least one dumbass left-wing corporate executive who got his ass fired for being hateful and intolerant to the cashier.

http://azstarnet.com/news/local/tucson-exec-loses-job-over-anti-chick-fil-a-rant/article_f8cefeec-dcf5-11e1-8b88-001a4bcf887a.html

[Anonymous No.5581154]

if i go to burger king will they give me the gay whopper by default or do i have to order it

[Anonymous No.5581165]

>>5581081

Get out of here, Varys.

[Anonymous No.5581171]

>>5581142
>drove another nine hours to my destination.

I always wanted to be a trucker

[Anonymous No.5581174]

>>5581148
That's hilarious. He just decides to berate a random cashier.

>After he’s done talking to her, he says he thinks he “just did something really good” and “I feel purposeful.”

[Anonymous No.5581284]

>We are all the same inside

That's just begging to be pasted onto some edgy gore photos.

[Anonymous No.5581309]

We are all the same inside.
Processed meat, waiting to be eaten by the ravages of time.
Death is eternal and inevitable, all we can do is add extra sauce to life to make the ride a little less dull.
Pain is mandatory.
Thanks burger king!

[Anonymous No.5581424]

[Anonymous No.5581472]

>Wants everyone to take gay rights seriously.
>Go to large fast food corperation known to treat everyone like shit and exploit their employees and others for the smallest of profit and have them make a rainbow wrapper for their burger.
>Wonder why no one takes you seriously.

[Anonymous No.5581475]

>>5581472
>be gay
>wonder why no one takes you seriously

[Anonymous No.5581483]

>mfw Ameribibles cry over Amerifats crying over gay burgers

[Anonymous No.5581486]

>>5580907
that picture is fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.5581487]

>>5581472
>no one takes you seriously

only problem with this post is that everyone is taking them seriously, which is why companies like burger king are bending over backwards to pander to them

[Anonymous No.5581490]

>>5581483
>Chic filet

[Anonymous No.5581491]

>>5579806
Is this thread about sandwiches or gays?

[Anonymous No.5581495]

>>5581491
both

[Anonymous No.5581501]

>>5581495
Jesus, that's gayer than sex between 2 men

[Anonymous No.5581504]

>>5581487
>bending over backwards

I'm sure they're just cracking their backs under all the money they make from the publicity they get just from printing a rainbow burger wrapper.

[Anonymous No.5581513]

>>5580209
>a law allowing transgenders to use any toilet in the city's high schools

Sometimes I thank God to have been born in a backwards third world shit hole.

Also:

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.5581521]

>>5580111
what about steak and shake homie?

[Anonymous No.5581710]

>>5580078
>>5580080
>>5580096
>>5580100
>>5580105
brilliant

[Anonymous No.5582245]

>>5580172
>>not supporting
No, chick fil-a got shit stormed because the ceo donated millions to a foundation that supports homosexual murder, incarceration, and the supplanting of freedom of religion with christian theocracy (I am not even fucking joking).

seriously someone should replace the abortion shooting guy with a suited lawyer trying to jam the wedge document an d a cross down an eagles throat.

[Anonymous No.5582259]

>>5582245
go kill yourself

>you're free as long as you're forced to believe the same way I do

[Anonymous No.5582264]

>>5582259
pardon?

man i wonder how many people on /ck/ are from /pol/ because I can imagine only there can I get unbridled hate for something I didn't ever say.

[Anonymous No.5582321]

>>5582264
I love how liberals on 4chan can do nothing but shout cries of /pol/ and racism whenever they are confronted.

[Anonymous No.5582375]

>>5582259
You're free to do whatever you want as long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights of others. If Christians would stay out of the legislatures and keep it at sermons and cross looks, nobody would care. But they always try to legislate on their hateful beliefs, and often resort to violence, because they lack the intellectual capacity to do anything else.
>>5582321
But you do go to /pol/ don't you?

[Anonymous No.5582389]

>>5581483
Why are Christians so dumb, and why don't they realize that right wing religious extremism is the same no matter what religion it comes from? The right wing Christians hate the right wing Jews hate the right wing Muslims. You would think they would get past their religious/racial differences and unite against the tidal wave of liberalization in the world, but they're far too short-sighted and self-centered to ever do something like that.

>mfw I just realized religious and racial tensions are the only things stopping conservatives from completely wiping out all liberals

[Anonymous No.5582393]

>>5582375
I don't, and I'm not the guy you were talking to.

[Anonymous No.5582395]

>>5582393
And I'm not the guy you replied to.

[Anonymous No.5582396]

>>5582375
>everyone on /pol/ are emotional racists
Read some statistics.

[Anonymous No.5582403]

>>5582396
You're all racists, that's for sure. Blacks suck, but then again, so do every other race. You get so hung up on blacks and Jews, and never see all of the shit the various white races have done, because you lack self-awareness, because of your autism.

[Anonymous No.5582408]

>>5582375
>But they always try to legislate on their hateful beliefs, and often resort to violence, because they lack the intellectual capacity to do anything else.
because attacking peaceful demonstrators is what Christians do

oh wait
that's athiests

[Anonymous No.5582416]

>>5582403
whens the last time a white person shot a baby point blank in the face

[Anonymous No.5582420]

>>5582245
>foundation that supports homosexual murder, incarceration, and the supplanting of freedom of religion with christian theocracy (I am not even fucking joking)

how can they donate shit to an illegal society? are you sure it's about murering and incinerating?

[Anonymous No.5582427]

>>5582420
>he doesn't know the difference between incineration and incarceration
>>5582416
White people kill people all the time, and they've killed plenty of babies throughout human history
>>5582408
wut. Who bombs abortion clinics? Atheists?

[Anonymous No.5582428]

>>5579806
so many people are going to get their burgers spat into.

[Anonymous No.5582441]

>>5582427
oh sorry, i read that wrong
still, murdering is pretty goddarn illegal

[Anonymous No.5582449]

>>5582441
The organization is in Uganda, where they do, in fact, kill gays.

[Anonymous No.5582457]

>>5582449

Really? Im not a chik-a-fil fanboy but who the fuck would even bother with foreign faggots in a country forgotten by god?
This all sounds like bad propaganda if you ask me, it's just too absurd for me to believe it.

[Anonymous No.5582473]

>>5582457
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-peron/whos-helping-finance-ugandas-kill-the-gays-bill-you-are_b_2229509.html

[Anonymous No.5582474]

I showed up to /ck/ today to discuss cooking, instead it appears I entered /pol/.
All of these Burger King threads turn into shitty sexuality debates, don't we have mod for this?

[Anonymous No.5582481]

>>5582474
a shitty sjw one

[Anonymous No.5582512]

>>5582389
>The right wing Christians hate the right wing Jews
the right wing jews are israel
right wing christians are conservatives, conservatives support israel, retard
>hate the right wing Muslims
nobody likes muslims

[Anonymous No.5582519]

>>5582512
>conservatives support Israel
Have you ever been to /pol/?

[Anonymous No.5582524]

>>5582519
/pol/ isn't conservatives
/pol/ is some next level shit

[Anonymous No.5582528]

>>5582524
but the jew hate thing on /pol/ is an epic maymay like 4/5 times. they'd rather have a jewish ally over there keeping the muslims in place than a hallal state rebelling against itself.

[Anonymous No.5582530]

>>5582524
They're all I think of when someone says "conservative" of "libertarian" or "4chan"

[Anonymous No.5582533]

>>5582528
>they're only pretending to be retarded
suuuuure

[Anonymous No.5582536]

>>5582530
then you don't know /pol/.
>>5582533
take the tinfoil hat off son
>suuuuure
capcha: rojaja sure
i'm very sure

[Anonymous No.5582540]

>>5582536
I go on /pol/ all the time. If those fuckers aren't actual Nazis, they should get payed to play them, because they have the act down perfectly.