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What does /v/ think of his mashups?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrmOov5LtPA

>> No.5578330

>>5578328

Fucking hate this guy, chews with his mouth open, makes obnoxious and unfunny jokes, and weights 400lbs.

Everytime I watch his videos I loose my appetite.

>> No.5578332

>>5578328
the man's got rabies commin

>> No.5578335
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5578335

>>5578328
>Those comments of asshurt just because he's a fat guy eating
>It's always pseudo-health nuts

I hate this asshole. He's annoying and his eating is too, but the rage he induces just for existing is the most hilarious part about it. Seeing fake-/fit/ fags and insecure hipsters rage is a fun time.

>> No.5578338

>>5578328
He'd turned his mental illness into an excuse to eat more.

>> No.5578350

>implying none of you wanna try this with that wet fart at 6:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM

>> No.5578374

>watching this shit

This chucklefuck is just trying to be daymdrops, and failing.

>> No.5578377

You think they'll add a video of his funeral to the channel when he dies of heart disease?

>> No.5578394

>>5578377
those dubs tho

>> No.5578399
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5578399

>>5578328
Fuck this guy

>> No.5578401

This fat shit's voice is the most annoying thing I've ever heard, and he keeps fucking spitting when he talks. I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN HIS FACE

>> No.5578415

>>5578328
>kessadeeyah
>out of breath from talking
i want to pummel him with a manhole cover

>> No.5578441

He's repulsive, and depressing.

>> No.5578459

excuse me while i climb down of my high horse, might take a while fried cheap bologna and cheese tomatoes and tater chips hey come on a buck fifty.a bag. could be worse. pretty good

>> No.5578475

His videos make me hungry.

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5578477

>>5578350
fat people cannot even control their own fart, cheesus..

>> No.5578834

HEY GANG THIS SWINGS. WOOOOOOOOO

>> No.5578836

He hates himself, right?

>> No.5578895

His mannerisms are somewhat annoying but he seems to kind heart and a good attitude

>> No.5579554

YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER

IT'SYOURMAINMANDAYMWITTANOTHASUUUUUUUUUPEROFFICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

REVIEWBABYCANYOUDIGITIKNOWYOUCAN

HEY, LISTEN MAYN

>> No.5579618

At least he's not a picky eater like Daym Drops or Matt Zion.

Grown men who can't eat lettuce and tomato on their burgers confuses and annoys me

>> No.5579645

At first I was starting to cringe and rage but then I thought, "Why the fuck do I care what this asshole on Youtube does" He's going to die from some heart failure at some point. He wants to go out like that? Good for him. He's fucking annoying and his face is so easily punchable but nobody forced me to watch his video. I'm just going to do what I would do in real life and ignore him. He's enjoying his shitty little life, why should it bother me?

Just one legit question though. Is he married? I can't imagine somebody putting up with that shit.

>> No.5579650

Our government should force prisoners at Gitmo to watch these videos instead of waterboarding.

>> No.5579659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

Why would any sane person upload this?

>> No.5579674 [DELETED] 

>OB vs HR

god damn it when will we get a bet that wont require me to bet 30 value for like 8 return

>> No.5579679

>implying you wouldn't want him to sit on your face while he eats fast food and says "Wooowooowoooowoooowoooooo, this swings gang"

>> No.5579760

>>5578328
Holy fuck look at all that spit flying out from his mouth when he talks

>> No.5579774

>>5579618
to be fair, fast food vegetables fucking suck
and lettuce is pretty nasty on burgers because it can get soggy

>> No.5579780

>>5579659
My girlfriends niece loves this video, we even downloaded it and burned it to DVD. Laughs her self silly.

>> No.5579781

>>5579659
he's so fat, his fat got in the way of him getting to the plate of nutella

>> No.5579888

>>5579780

Sounds like your girlfriend's niece needs to check her thin privilege.

>> No.5579982

guy is fucking awesome, had a chance to meet him last year. Always smiling but talks 100 miles an hour like he's on speed or something. Kudos to the guy for doing something he likes and being able to ignore the trolls

>> No.5579985

>>5578328
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

Ugh I just want someone to slap him each fucking time he says his high pitch catch phrase.

>> No.5579997

Sup everyone. First time in this board. Does all american fast food look like the things that guy is eating? It looks absolutely disgusting, it make me want to puke. So fucking greasy.

>> No.5580008

>>5578328
>/v/

>> No.5580017

>>5579982
yeah, he's one of the many finally standing up against fat-shaming. Its time more people embraced fat acceptance

>> No.5580091

>>5579982
He is not "fucking awesome." There is nothing awesome about what he does or how he acts. his channel is not entertaining or educational and he seems like the kind of person whose existence is a tax on the rest of society both literally and figuratively.

>> No.5580103

>>5579997
Yes, which is why I avoid it like I would a rabid bear. I don't want to end up looking like the disgusting excuse for a human like Joey. I watch his videos to give me inspiration to never want to be like him.

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>>5580091

>> No.5580266

>>5579554
Yeah that nig nog is way more obnoxious than Joey. He tries to hard to sound extra black, almost like a gimmick. Plus, that retard hates anything besides meat and bread. He literally takes off all the vegetables in his reviews, its not even the same sandwich after that.

>> No.5580629

>>5578328
we are all standing by while this guy kills himself every day. sad.

>> No.5580646

>>5578328
This is the most American video on the internet

>> No.5580681

Why do all meat eaters act like this?

>> No.5580692

>>5580629
>implying we can do something about it

stupid fuck

>> No.5580869

>>5579659
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>> No.5580911

>>5579774
fuck you nigger

I'm a manager for Whataburger and we cut our own produce, and throw it away if it isn't used in a few hours.

>> No.5580932

>>5580091
He's just ONE fat guy. It's not like he's using marijuana and abusing the medical system to ruin society and abuse law and medical science to appease himself and pass on a drug that has been involved in more death in history via second hand murders that have been censored by lobbyist media.

Yes I went there

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>>5578328
>those moans
>that WOOWOOWOO
>that much excitement over food


he's literally getting high on cheese

>> No.5581097

>>5579618
>Matt Zion
i don't come around /ck/ much is there a general opinion on wreckless eating, or just some of the bigger food youtube channels in general (pete, LA beast, daym drops, based fucking robert dyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHb6BSNjKs8, etc)? there usually is a general opinion on youtube "celebrities" on the bigger boards.

>> No.5581115

Good lord

>> No.5581121

>>5580932
Why are you talking about marijuana? How is anything you posted relevant to anything at all?

>> No.5581123

>>5581097

Usually that they're all a bunch of soggy cunts.

Except for based ROSMT.

>> No.5581130

>>5581121

Summer is truly here. It's the only explanation there is.

>> No.5581134

>>5581123
>ROSMT
Edgier version of epic meme time, but still up there.
I'll start a thread about this to gather from a wider sample range, but out of the YouTubers that anon listed.
Pete is cool
LA Beast cries too much
Daym Drops is okay, reminds me of the "today I will remind them" negro
Robert Dyer is our god
Wreckless Eating depends on the person on the show, I imagine it's a lot like how /v/ feels for Roosterteeth, they like some of them hate others.
Christ > Chuck > Deathtoll > Naader > A-Rock > A3K > everyone else > Matt > WE girls

>> No.5581200

>>5581134

Wreckless eating can go stuff their assholes with century eggs. They are the biggest bunch of pussies I have ever seen on any youtube food channel.

>hurr hurr this food is weird hurr hurr blargh I'll vomit everywhere hurr hurr gay joke

>> No.5581208

>>5581200
Shit, you bringing up century eggs reminded me that I forgot Jeff Fu
Insert him in between Chris and Chuck

Some of the shit they eat is pretty nasty though. The biggest pussy is Matt, fucker won't eat vegetables on a burger, not even lettuce. He says he has no problem with the taste of onion, but doesn't like the crunch. Nigger, that's the best part.

>> No.5582462

His new video is gross lol

>> No.5582483
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5582483

>>5580266
He used to be really good because it was natural, now it's all forced with his "super official" nonsense and over-branding.

>>5578328
>Hey Joey can you do a 4 by 4 coffin and tombstone mash up
>mfw

>> No.5582498

>>5578328

Where the hell does this motherfucker get his confidence from?

>> No.5582527

...7-Eleven sells meals?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-M84WYng-k

>> No.5582586

it's fucking disgusting
>chorizoo challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8kH_AQCSg

>> No.5582624

kbd production is best shit food reviewr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-y1yb2kP8

>> No.5582632

>>5582586
I gagged watching that

>> No.5582642

>>5578328
How is this human garbage compactor still living? His arteries must be the human equivalent of a bayou swamp. Not even making fun of the person, I'm genuinely amazed and concerned.

>> No.5582664

>>5578328
Fuck off Joey.

>> No.5582676

>>5582498
Seems more like shameless goof as a result of having abandoned confidence, to me.

>> No.5582713

i don't not like him because he's fat, i don't like him because he's an annoying dick.

>> No.5582997

>>5582624
this is what I imagine most canadians are like

>> No.5583086

>>5582997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPgd4HUk4w

whats the matter /ck/, no qt 3.14 canadian gf?

>> No.5583134

>>5583086
Typical Canadian woman.

>> No.5583257

>TFW no qtΠ fatass to eat 4x4 quesadillas with

>> No.5583310

>>5583134
you say it like its a bad thing

>> No.5583863

So, /ck/, what is your favorite Joey moment?

>> No.5584071

>>5583863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxtDfLVEyKk

At 9:09 he starts making fun of "obese" people.

>> No.5584078

>>5583086
>canadian

>> No.5584084

>>5584078
got it in the states to brah, I got a bag of OJ in the fridge

>> No.5584098

>>5578328
I hate him so much. Disgusting fat cancerous blob.
I don't get the mentality of people who like him. They are probably future spree killers

>> No.5584105

>>5578328

is this how americans really act?

>> No.5584159

>>5584071
This guy used to be a chef? For what restaurant.

>> No.5584182

>>5584159
Where does he say he used to be a chef?

And really? If he claims to be a chef and the first "recipe" he tries out is rice krispies treats, he must've worked at Subway or some shit.

>> No.5584740

>>5584182
He's been in a chefs uniform in a few videos.

>> No.5586388

When is joey kill?

>> No.5587979

>>5584740
That doesn't mean shit.

Any fucking asshole can buy some chef's whites if they think they are "chefs." They are commercially available. The fact that this fuck wore them makes me think that he probably worked in some shitty ass Mexican fast food restaurant where they were forced to wear chef's whites.

Fuck, even breakfast houses wear them. Doesn't make them a chef.

>> No.5588313

>>5578328
/v/ here. He's a fat nigger who has a disgusting diet, most likely will die within 10 years.

>> No.5588535

>>5584159
I think he still is a chef because he wears his work uniform in some of his videos. Also, in one taco bell video he says that he has made hundreds of enchiladas at his families Mexican restaurant.

>> No.5588543

>>5578328
>What does /v/ think of his mashups?
>/v/

>> No.5588691

The more videos i see this hapless man, I can tell he's avoiding problems in life, that's why he's eating so much.

>> No.5588749

>>5578475
they make me want to go full on anorexia. seriously, when I watch one of his videos I don't want to eat the rest of the day.

>> No.5588762

>>5588691
>I agree with this assessment

I like the you tube comments...
>review a vagina!
>whats your blood pressure?

I just like the way he say "im back" and then makes a retarded face. So eone oughta screen cap a bunch of them and make a gif.

>> No.5588779

>>5578350
oh gad, the clapping when he finished.

btw I'm almost sure he's got some sort of brain development disorder, not joking. I forget the name of it but I went to school with a guy that had it, he looked and acted a lot like Joey. He wasn't technically retarded, on paper and on tests he was average to above average intelligence and could learn and function. socially he was really immature in a weird way and had mannerisms and weird outbursts like Joey. It was like talking to a six year old in an adult body who had an adults mental capacity.

>> No.5589471

>>5578328
Hate this fucking sack of shit, fatass nigger retard. The most annoying and shit-fucked thing I've had the displeasure of viewing in many months. I hope he dies of a heart attack very soon.

>> No.5589523

>>5589471
I hope you die of a heart attack tonight faggot

>> No.5589582

>>5578330

this right here. his eating manner and how he cycles the food to his mouth opening every couple chews is fucking disgusting

>> No.5589595

>>5578328
You should go ask /v/.

>> No.5589731

>>5589582
it grinds me how he takes massive bites of things, but only chews about 2 times then swallows it. it really pisses me off.

>> No.5589735

I like the ones where he puts himself through terrible shit. The look on his face at the end of the chorizo video was like a broken hooker reflecting on her life as the reality of it hits her. Priceless.

>> No.5590097

>>5588691
>le armchair psychologist

>> No.5590566

>>5580266
>Dissing Daym
Come on.....

>> No.5590596

poor guy clearly has problems.

but then again i haven't like a TV chef or reviewer since Keith Floyd...

(i miss that bastard something fierce)

>> No.5590605

>>5590596

Keith man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWaAPdUxvFU

>> No.5590651

Why would anybody want to see a closeup of an fat guy stuff his face? Who watches these videos? Does he even give genuine criticism or does he just say everything is delicious?

>> No.5590751

>>5590651
everything is delicious

he loves everything

is fascinated by sporks and wishes he invented them, believing them to be a modern creation

He would explode with a shower of lard if he saw a Splade...

>> No.5590759

>>5590097

>le

go fuck yourself

>> No.5590777

>>5590759
I think he was using it ironically.

>> No.5592434

Have you decided to subscribe to Joey yet, /ck/?

>> No.5594255

Why haven't you gone on the Skinny Cow Diet yet, /ck/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOPSObOAqJg

>> No.5594328

>>5582624
This.

It's just so... comfy..

>> No.5594355

>>5590777
>ironic humor
>>>/mu/

>> No.5594689

100$ says he dies within 5 years from circulatory problems.