/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5566868]

Why does Guy Fieri get the hate he does? Is it because he gets paid to eat?

[Anonymous No.5566873]

>>5566868
Because his popularity and success implies that America likes this kind of buffoon. It's depressing to think about the national taste.

[Anonymous No.5566971]

>>5566873
>Guy Fieri is ruining America's good reputation

[Anonymous No.5567824]

Even Alton Brown is jealous of Guy.

[Anonymous No.5567892]

I'm hungry, so I'll eat some of your bait.

Guy Fieri is the living embodiment of America's gourmet bro-down bar food obsession. There's a large portion of the population that just want to eat the same greasy shit that they could get at a fast food restaurant, but they want it to be 'goormey' because they don't want to admit that it's the 6th night this week that they have had some variation of a hamburger.

Now, who is going to pedal this low grade food? No respectable chef. Only someone who is a carbon copy of the people he is serving. We need someone who is fat, white, and the perfect embodiment of Middle America. That man is Guy Fieri.

To me, Guy represents a growing issue with America. Americans can talk all they want about how they want change and things to be better, but they don't really do anything about it. Instead they continue to consume the same shit they always have, just thinly veiled so that they don't have to admit to themselves that its the same as ever. Look at our government and look at our food.

[Anonymous No.5567921]

>>5566868

>these bits of bacon mixed in with these cheese biscuits were like a speed bump on the road to flavor town

>Im mining for food in Flavortown River

>It’s like a hot-dog lasso… on the ranch in Flavortown.

last halloween i wanted me and my friends to get baseball uniforms and frosted blonde wigs and go as the Baseball Fieris but couldnt find a baseball uniform in time ;^[

[Anonymous No.5567942]

>>5566868

Guy Fieri looks like what NoFX sounds like. He's the loud, fat, obnoxious jock in high school past his prime, who somehow still thinks he's the shit. The hair, the bowling shirts, the shitty goatee, all scream "I'm only trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator! look at me! This is flavour-town motherfucker!" He takes an attitude that is all about obnoxious bro-tier posturing and uses it to advertise mid-tier food to idiots.

[Anonymous No.5567964]

>>5567892
/thread

[Anonymous No.5567970]

>>5567824
Ha

[Anonymous No.5567981]

>>5567892

>instead they continue to consume the same shit they always have
>they don't want change

Just like you, oh internet philosopher.

[Anonymous No.5567983]

[Anonymous No.5567985]

>>5567942
If Guy Fieri went to Fat Mike's NY gastropub for an episode, the world would explode with frosted tips, past-the-knee shorts and oversized bowling shirts.

[Anonymous No.5567986]

You can always tell when he isn't too impressed with a dish.

[Anonymous No.5567993]

>>5567983
>Menu that states "a real human being, a real hero"??
Wow. That's offensive. How is Guy Fieri a "hero"? Is he placing himself above the military, law enforcement, firefighters or something? Did I forget some heroic act he did?

[Anonymous No.5567997]

>>5567824
>Even Alton Brown is jealous of Guy.
ROFL. That's hilarious. I bet that's true about his followers.

[Anonymous No.5568000]

>>5567993
How new can one person be?

[Anonymous No.5568003]

>>5567892
You're almost right. I simply think that what people don't eat at home is what they eat when out, such as fried food.

Guy Fieri's style is simply west coast version of Jersey Shore italian-american bro, pulling from the Vegas-gambling-bowling cool. There are only so many untucked shirt looks you can do when you have a beer gut. Could be a guayabera when hispanic, a tropical shirt when doing the Magnum PI thing, polo shirt with label, or some FUBU crap. He's got the same shit other fat dudes do. The overdone silver is a western thing too. It started as a way to add bling without being a murder victim.

[Anonymous No.5568019]

>>5567993
First day on 4chan eh redditfag?

[Anonymous No.5568025]

>>5568000
>>5568019
Samefag, I simply never read the fine print on his menu, nor ate there. Calm down.

[Anonymous No.5568031]

>>5568025
Definitely not samefag. I was
>>5568000 but not
>>5568019

Also,
1. It's a fake fucking menu.
2. How do you not know about real human beans and real gyros?

[deleted No.5568036]

>>5568025

Fine print? Every word on the menu is satire.

God, you suck so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.5568037]

>>5568036
It's that time of year. You know, the worst season.

[Anonymous No.5568134]

>>5567892
>There's a large portion of the population that just want to eat the same greasy shit that they could get at a fast food restaurant, but they want it to be 'goormey' because they don't want to admit that it's the 6th night this week that they have had some variation of a hamburger.
This. He's the embodiment of dumbed-down food posing as something special. He celebrates the stupid, championing excess over refinement. And he has it down to a science - he looks and acts the part perfectly.

He's a businessman, so there can be little doubt his persona is as completely calculated as the food he celebrates, tailor made to appeal to his target demographic. Unfortunately that demographic is the stereotypical ugly American - a loud, fat, badly dressed glutton. All he's missing is the jingoism, but his food preferences almost imply it.

[Anonymous No.5568172]

>>5568025
Where'd you go, faggot?

[Anonymous No.5568184]

>>5568025
>fine print

you mean any of the print?

[Anonymous No.5568196]

>>5567983
>A natural Black Angus beef heart slow-cooked in a fiery sriracha honey wasabi BBQ sauce
Maybe I'm a freak, but that actually sounds pretty good. Well, except for the wasabi.

[Anonymous No.5568212]

>>5566868
Because he represents everything that is wrong with America

[Anonymous No.5568257]

>>5566868

[Anonymous No.5568270]

>Welcome to flavor country
>This is out of bounds
>Other retarded reactions to food like it's the most incredible meal ever
>Looks and dresses like some 25 year old d-bag from the 90s
-Guy Fieri