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5559509 No.5559509 [Reply] [Original]

what's the worst idea you'eve ever tried

mine was when I ordered a normal pepperoni pizza
with the cheese replaced with sausage
everything fell onto the floor because there was no cheese glue holding it together
my dog came in and ate half of the toppings before I could get them could back on the pizza
I called the pizza place and asked if I have my tip back from the delivery guy because the pizza fell apart but they said no
>tfw generous 25% tipper

itt: why you'll never tip again

>> No.5559514

this thread is a mess. you're a mess. pick yourself up off the floor, sausage.

>> No.5559515

>>5559509

wat

you chose to experiment and somehow blamed the driver?

>> No.5559519

>>5559509
That was your own fucking fault dumbass

>> No.5559532

blue cheese crumbles

>> No.5559536
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>>5559509
Jesus christ how fucking stupid are you.

>> No.5559555

>>5559509
You deserve to be shot in the head

>> No.5559567

>>5559555
Trips confirm, OP shoot yourself in the head

>> No.5559589

>>5559515
if he had told me the pizza was slippery with no glue then I might have been more careful in eating it but he didn't and now I have a broken pizza I had to eat

>> No.5559591

i boiled a beer and then put it in a cup o noodles. It was horrible.

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>>5559589
Please stop posting.

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HOW DO YOU MAKE A SAUSAGE ROLL?
YOU PUT IT ON OP'S PIZZA

>> No.5559616

>>5559519
>>5559536
>>5559555
>>5559567
>>5559596
look I don't see what's so wrong with expecting the product I paid $24 for to be in a working condition
how would you feel if your pizza fell apart when you got it

>> No.5559619

>>5559616
If you go to a restaurant and order a well done steak with no sauce, whose fault is it if it's dry?

>> No.5559622

>>5559616
You ordered it that way, you giant retard. This is entirely on you, not the restaurant, and ESPECIALLY not the fucking DRIVER who had nothing to do with making it and merely just delivered it to your fat retarded ass.

>> No.5559628

>>5559616
Holy shit you are so fucking retarded

Durrr, I wanted a house built out of straw and it blew down. I want my money back

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5559633

>yfw Americans demand their tip back for their own failed experiments

>> No.5559635

>>5559619
if I ordered it with no sauce then obviously I want it dry but I didn't order my pizza with the "put it on my floor" option checked on the website
>>5559628
more like man made out of straw, like your argument

>> No.5559636

>>5559635
I'm convinced you're a troll. Thread and opinions discarded and hidden.

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>>5559616
>how would you feel if your pizza fell apart when you got it
i'd feel like a dumbass. but i wouldn't blame the delivery guy who probably didn't even make the pizza in the first place.

>> No.5559642

>>5559636
>I'm convinced you're a troll
you're just upset that I pointed out the flaw in your "argument" which was really just an attack on me because I expect a working pizza when I order it

>> No.5559649

STOP REPLYING TO OP

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU GUYS 14 YEARS OLD?

HE IS A TROLL

HE IS SUCH A FUCKING OBVIOUS TROLL

YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE MORONS

GODDAMN

>> No.5559656

>>5559642
I wasn't even one of the people you responded to, numb nuts.

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>>5559633

>> No.5559877

I had quite the laugh at this thread.

>> No.5559900

Why when i ordered a pizza with artichoke hearts, olives, onions, peppers, zucchini, carrots, onions and tomatoes it was soggy? How do i order this without it being soggy?

>> No.5559925

>>5559616
are you high or smoke weed at all?

>> No.5559932

>>5559900
I like my pizza ceunchy with thin crust so I asked them to leave it in twice as long.
then they had the nerve to give me a burnt pizza.

I am fucking outraged. I will be suing for damages when mom gets home.

>> No.5559949

>>5559932
I ordered a meat lover pizza with extra pepperoni and it was so greasy. I demanded a refund and i told them to wipe there pizzas with a napkin.

>> No.5560384

>>5559591
Haha i did that too!

>just moved out on my own
>drinking and hungry
>town has gross water
>hmm. Beer and mr.noodles
>"theres water in beer,right?"

>ffw 5 mins..
>ah fuck what the fuck?!

>mfw i ate it anyway

>> No.5560569
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5560569

>tipping 25% and then demanding it back when you get exactly what you ordered

>> No.5560584

>>5559925
>are you... smoke weed at all?
Maybe you'll learn proper grammar when summer break is over.

>> No.5560588

>>5559616
Do you have brain damage?

>> No.5560592

>>5559649
then get out

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aww sweet the troll thread is still up!

>> No.5560645

It's the tupperwear guy I love his stories.

He makes Raymond Babbitt look alpha

>> No.5560646

>>5560621
But the other tipping thread was so much better.
Fucking mods delete too much shit.
Fuckers.

>> No.5560655

>>5560646
I sometimes think that the mods are me from the future deleting threads that led to my insanity in a desperate but futile attempt to save mankind from my world ending rampage of madness.

>> No.5560675

>>5560655
I like that.

>> No.5560706

>>5560655
Oh god the palindrome means its true.
I wonder how much time we have left...

>> No.5560740

>Want a sweet treat
>Try and melt peanut butter
>Put it in sauce pan by itself
>Add chocolate syrup
>Add Cocoa Puffs
>It seizes up
>Tastes like firm glue

>> No.5560751

>>5559509
Well, I was gonna say 3/10, but godamn, /ck/ is very easily trolled.

>> No.5560756

>>5560751
they don't have a lot of experience with shitposting I've noticed