Bacon

[Anonymous No.5550281]

I FUCKING LOVE BACON!

[Anonymous No.5550289]

>>5550281
If only you posted bacon and not those American strips of fat.

[Anonymous No.5550291]

>>5550281
yeah well bacon thinks you're a punk bitch.

[Anonymous No.5550292]

>>5550289
>durr hurr fuck american im so edgy

[Anonymous No.5550298]

>>5550292
Grow up, kid.

[Anonymous No.5550305]

>>5550298
>says the asshat bashing another nation to boost his fragile ego

Pot, kettle, black, etc.

[saqe !bigOutLawg No.5550309]

>>5550281
Go back to reddit

[Anonymous No.5550311]

>>5550298

[Anonymous No.5550327]

>>5550281
Not hating, but do Americans actually get real bacon? How do you enjoy that when its like 60% fat?

[Anonymous No.5550329]

>>5550327
What the rest of the world calls bacon we call pork back, and yes its common to buy and use but not by itself, its usually used in other things. What we call bacon, those thin strips of fatty pork are served as a side usually.

[Anonymous No.5550331]

bacon in a can
imagine that

[Anonymous No.5550332]

>>5550327
The fat is mostly rendered out when cooking, but its still really fatty and is mostly viewed as an indulgence food. Some people take it too far though, but thats hardly limited to the US.

[Anonymous No.5550333]

>>5550305
>>5550311
Take your shitposting to /b/.

[Anonymous No.5550339]

>>5550332
I don't know about that, your burger king had chocolate ice cream with American bacon in it for crying out loud.

[Anonymous No.5550387]

>>5550333
fuck you euronigger

[Anonymous No.5550388]

>>5550289
That is bacon u cunt

[Anonymous No.5550391]

>>5550339
yeah, and Denny's had the Baconalia festival.
I don't actually know anyone that took part in either though.

[Anonymous No.5550393]

>>5550327
>real bacon
>thin pork chops

[Anonymous No.5550400]

>>5550393
>is what the rest world calls bacon
>no thats not bacon says the american

Just like football and a million other things.

[Anonymous No.5550415]

>>5550400
>your bacon tastes like ham
>hurr durr it's not ham its bacon
just because everyone does it doesn't make it right

[Anonymous No.5550419]

>>5550400
We didn't get to be the greatest nation on earth by following the crowd

[Anonymous No.5550427]

>>5550388
It really isn't in any sense of the word in it's thousands of years of use.

[Anonymous No.5550428]

>>5550400
Americans are arrogant special little snowflakes, just ignore their stupidity.

[Anonymous No.5550438]

>>5550427
see >>5546683
is that thick-cut bacon?

[Anonymous No.5550439]

>>5550428
And non-Americans suffer from an inferiority complex where they can't wait to talk about America when it's irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.5550442]

>>5550419

[Anonymous No.5550443]

>>5550428
>Americans are arrogant
>expects an entire country to do things the way his does

[Anonymous No.5550451]

>>5550439
It's because their women prefer our manliness & broad shoulders to their limp-wristed faggotry

[Anonymous No.5550452]

>>5550443
>expects an entire country to do things the way the rest of the world does, and has done for centuries before the special snowflake was even discovered
It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.5550456]

>>5550439
Anything you say, champ. I know that you people are so brainwashed to think that you can do no wrong, even though basic facts say otherwise, but get help, dear god.

[Anonymous No.5550458]

>>5550452
CryingDawson.jpg
They're being different! Somebody stop them!

[Anonymous No.5550461]

>>5550458
>They are purposely doing something wrong but because they are American, they expect to be the ones in the right
You literally have no justification for it.

[Anonymous No.5550464]

>>5550456
I'll be sure to alert the president that we're hurting Europeans' feelings.

[Anonymous No.5550465]

>>5550461
>thinks his way is right
>hates an entire country
who's arrogant again?

[Anonymous No.5550469]

>see this shitfight about bacon
>look it up
>discover a multitude of cuts of bacon, with varying terminology by country
>united states mostly has side bacon, united kingdom mostly has back bacon
Australia mostly has middle bacon, by the way.

[Anonymous No.5550474]

>>5550456
YOU'VE been brainwashed into thinking an entire country is brainwashed.

get off the anti-america train and get on the PRO-America train. We have bacon...

[Anonymous No.5550476]

>>5550465
>Know his way is right, the way it has been done for thousands of years, the way it is done in literally every single country on this planet aside from America
>Special snowflake dictating that everyone else is wrong and they are right
The arrogant one is you, as has been stated before.

Also
>hates an entire country
Is your persecution complex that bad? Really?

You people really are brainwashed, the American way can't be wrong, no way, everyone else must be wrong, and they clearly hate America for saying we are wrong.
>This is how you sound.

[Anonymous No.5550477]

>>5550476
Wow you really have a big head. Surprised your neck can handle it.

[Anonymous No.5550482]

>>5550476
This is what it's like to be non-American fellas, to get absolutely ass blasted about bacon because America is just ever so barely involved.

[Anonymous No.5550483]

>>5550477
I'm not cursed with a weight problem, unlike a certain country.

I love how defensive you get when you are proven, without a shadow of a doubt, to be wrong. Naturally everyone else are anti-American freedom hating commie bastards because they dared to call you out on being wrong. Oh yes, everyone else is arrogant for pointing out Americans are arrogant.

You are all like children.

[Anonymous No.5550487]

>>5550476
>the way it is done in literally every singe country

u wot m8

[Anonymous No.5550488]

>>5550476
>typing all of this shit out
>denying your inferiority complex adamantly though

[Anonymous No.5550491]

>>5550483
Please continue talking about America, it's hilarious. Did a G.I. rape your grandmother?

[Anonymous No.5550496]

>>5550487
>>5550488
>>5550491
>I trolle yu
Mature. You keep shitposting and I will continue to be correct.

[Anonymous No.5550497]

>>5550483
Our extra weight is muscle. That's what your women love about us

[Anonymous No.5550499]

>>5550483
lol u are so mad.

Keep it up. We'll be enjoying our bacon why you go on to shitpost about USA and remaining irrelevant to us

[Anonymous No.5550501]

>>5550496
Are you going to pretend you're the mature one when a couple anons talking about bacon set you off about America?
Cute.

[Anonymous No.5550502]

>>5550496

[Anonymous No.5550506]

>>5550496
>says other's are shitposting
>is actually shitposting
epic ruse

[Anonymous No.5550507]

Wow... full fledged war going on here... I just wanted to let everyone know on 4chan that I love bacon..

[Anonymous No.5550511]

>>5550281
ITT europoors shitpost in an attempt to be relevant in any way

[Anonymous No.5550514]

>>5550507
rightly so mah nigga, rightly so
We just need to know if you love REAL bacon, and not thin porkchops

[Anonymous No.5550521]

>>5550514
I love REAL bacon

[Anonymous No.5550526]

>>5550521
>>5550514

#TYBRB

[Anonymous No.5550534]

In Canada, bacon comes in bags. And is ham.

[Anonymous No.5550535]

Welp, looks like American shitposting ruins yet another thread. Keep up the good work guys, keep showing the world that they are all wrong about you.

[Anonymous No.5550538]

>>5550535
>comes into a thread about real American bacon
>complains

typical yuropoor. pic related, this is you.

captcha: thenkra United

[Anonymous No.5550539]

>>5550535
Stop posting about America and Americans won't talk about America.
Surely it can't be that difficult for non-Americans to stop thinking and talking about America every chance they get right?
HAHAHAHA I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T

[Anonymous No.5550540]

>>5550535
implying we give a fuck what the world thinks

[Anonymous No.5550550]

Can we all just get along guys? Seriously... Let's just forget that we even started this thread war and resume the love for bacon

[Anonymous No.5550553]

>>5550539
They have nothing better to do.

[Anonymous No.5550556]

>>5550550
fuck yeah!
pic related

[Anonymous No.5550558]

>>5550550
We can't have decent threads though, America will start talking about itself or do something stereotypically arrogant like say the planet is wrong and America is right about a thousands of years old practice and then when pointed out "YEAH U SO OBSESSED, I TROLLE U U JUST MAD YEAH U MAD USAUSAUSA SO OBSESSED". I'd be embarrassed if I was American.

[Anonymous No.5550563]

>>5550558
>starts telling Americans their wrong about everything
>blames Americans for fighting back

we'd be embarrassed if you were American too

[Anonymous No.5550565]

>>5550558
>America will start talking about itself
Please just stop, just look at the very first reply to this thread and stop.

[Anonymous No.5550572]

>>5550563
>starts telling Americans their wrong about everything
>Being this brainwashed that pointing out you are wrong is now a full blown assault on the very fabric of American society
Fucking hell man.

>Shitposting is defending your viewpoint

[Anonymous No.5550573]

>>5550558
you sound like you're 15, 16 tops. You probably still live with your mom. You are probably the OP from this thread >>5550460

bc I can't believe there is more than 1 retarded european on this board at once

[Anonymous No.5550575]

Bacon. It's as American as apple pie...

[Anonymous No.5550576]

>>5550573
>I can't believe there is more than 1 retarded european on this board at once
Retarded europoors are legion

[Anonymous No.5550577]

>>5550573
I don't know what sort of issues you have so that when you get proven wrong you get this defensive, but it's really sad. And now paranoia too. Get help.

[Anonymous No.5550579]

>>5550575
Ironic because apple pie isn't American, neither is bacon.

[Anonymous No.5550582]

>>5550572
>One guy insults other styles of bacon
>Goes off on a tangent about America
In case you haven't figured it out yet, your rants about America is considered the shitposting.
You could've explained your stance without being a cunt, but your issue with America came bubbling up.

[Anonymous No.5550583]

>>5550579
Like everything great, we took it for ourselves and made it our own.

Old world shits are still buttblasted and continue to dwell on America constantly, as proven by the posters on 4chan

[Anonymous No.5550588]

>>5550579
It is now

[Anonymous No.5550593]

>>5550572
Wow. You really are THIS obsessed aren't you?

[Anonymous No.5550595]

>>5550582
>You could've explained your stance without being a cunt
>That's not bacon
>Bacon is something that the rest of the world has eaten for thousands of years
>this is now being a cunt
Let me guess, I'm a cunt for proving America wrong?

No, your shitposting is the shitposting. Clarifying the correct meaning of a word is nothing short of being a perfect poster.

[Anonymous No.5550597]

>>5550595
>Clarifying the correct meaning
I'll help.
This is not part of a car:

[Anonymous No.5550600]

>>5550597
nor is this:

[Anonymous No.5550604]

>>5550595
Reread your posts, maybe you'll see why you're seen as a cunt. Or generally unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.5550605]

>>5550600
This is what a biscuit looks like

[Anonymous No.5550609]

>>5550605
and these are chips

[Anonymous No.5550613]

>>5550595
Language evolves. Don't act like a bitch just because you're getting left behind. And to be fair, there are MANY styles of bacon. Back bacon being the worst & therefore least desirable one. Just call it ham. That's what it is man, and you know it.

[Anonymous No.5550615]

I love all bacon! Every country has good bacon.
Don't shit on another country's bacon because it's all delicious and not nutritious.

[Anonymous No.5550627]

>>5550605
You know, I actually like the idea of cookies being called biscuits more. Does anyone else feel like biscuit just sounds way tastier than cookie?

[Anonymous No.5550628]

Bacon is so good, even vegans try to replicate it's taste with bread & beans & shit. They can give up all animal products, but they can't go without that sweet sweet bacon

[Anonymous No.5550631]

>>5550597
>>5550600
>>5550605
>>5550609
>Britain is Europe now

[Anonymous No.5550632]

>>5550627
doesn't have the same ring to it

[Anonymous No.5550639]

And here was i, hoping for a nice bacon appreciation thread.

[Anonymous No.5550640]

Bacon crumbled into a stew is god tier.

[Anonymous No.5550641]

>>5550627
>>5550632
You guys do know that we have cookies, they are a type of biscuit.

[Anonymous No.5550651]

>>5550639
In all honesty smoked brisket wrapped in bacon is one of the most delicious, juiciest ways to smoke meat possible.

[Anonymous No.5550669]

>>5550641
So you call cookies and crackers "biscuits" and you call biscuits "scones".
What do you call scones?

[Anonymous No.5550684]

>>5550669
We call biscuits biscuits, crackers crackers and scones scones. What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.5550696]

>>5550684
then who was cookie?

[Anonymous No.5550704]

>>5550696
Then who was scone?

[Anonymous No.5550713]

These are delicious buttermilk biscuits
They go well with sausage gravy

[Anonymous No.5550729]

>>5550713
and bacon

[Anonymous No.5550860]

>>5550329
But why do you call it pork back when it comes from the belly of the pig?

[Anonymous No.5550900]

>>5550281
:^)nice meme bro :^)

[Anonymous No.5550914]

>>5550860
Britfags & Canada-bros eat back bacon not belly. It's pretty much just thinly sliced pork loin, that is cured/smoked

[Anonymous No.5550918]

>>5550713
The bottoms look burned. Also, the two on top look really flat and when biscuits turn out flat, they're usually hard.

[Anonymous No.5550922]

It's all about that steak cut BABY BABY

[Anonymous No.5550950]

Whats with all the nationalist dickbeating?

The US is full of shitheads that don't give a fuck.
The UK is full of arrogant assholes who for some reason think their nation is still relevant.

Protip: You fuckers are the same thing on different sides of the ocean. Stop pretending otherwise, the rest of the world finds it tedious.

[Anonymous No.5550967]

>>5550950
The rest of the world is a shithole

[Anonymous No.5550980]

>>5550967
Most of the world is, but Australia is the one beacon of civilization that is holding everything else intact with diplomacy and generosity.

[Anonymous No.5550987]

>>5550980
lel, good one irrelevant kangaroo fucker

[Anonymous No.5550999]

>>5550987
>lel
You're on the wrong website, peasant.

[Anonymous No.5551108]

>>5550980
Just don't let your abbos drag you down into the shit

[Anonymous No.5551375]

>>5550980
I have no wy toe duspute that. In ameridcan we only get techead to about american. I"ts two big to learn aboat anything ese country. Austraylya miht bee the a good country but haf you ever been to ameridca?

you shou'ldnt be judge judy and exsecushioner about some thinr you reely do'nt no aboat. i'ts stupd to be so closset-minded.

[Anonymous No.5552511]

>>5550999

lel started on this website newfag

[Anonymous No.5552541]

>>5550980
ausralia and the kiwis are pretty cool guys, they have the rugbys and dont afraid of anything.

[Anonymous No.5552553]

OP sweetie, do you save bacon grease?

[Anonymous No.5552609]

>>5552511
>lel started on this website newfag
sure it did, sure...keep believing

[Anonymous No.5552689]

>>5552553
Stop saying "sweetie" in threads, you faglord.

I do save bacon grease though.

[Anonymous No.5552743]

>>5552689
I am cishet

So do, great for grilled cheese sweeties