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Things you eat that probably nobody else does.

I sometimes take a whole block of butter, roll it in white granulated sugar and eat the whole thing for a snack, continuing to apply sugar when needed. Delicious

>> No.5545961

My stepmother did that as a child. Now she's addicted to cocaine. Do with that what you will.

>> No.5545964
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>>5545956
Not even an Americunt would do that...

>> No.5545965

>>5545956
Why not cream it?

>> No.5545969

>>5545956
Serious question, op, what's your height?

>> No.5545971

Shamestick!!

>> No.5545983

>>5545964
it's this thing called a joke

are you new/european?

>> No.5545986

>>5545969
I'm 1.82 metres. Why?

>> No.5545989

>>5545956
>not taking the extra step to add baking powder, salt, eggs and flour
>prefering butter and sugar over raw dough

You just went full plebian.

>> No.5545990

>>5545983
Japanese-Canadian, oldfag as fuck.

>> No.5545994

>>5545989
It's usually stolen butter and sugar from the dorm pantry because it's nighttime and I'm hungry. Just sneak them into my room and have a good time

>> No.5545997

>>5545956

I start to feel sick if I butter my toast to heavily, how the fuck do you manage that?

>> No.5546000

Bullshit. I don't believe anyone is that disgustingly fat and mentally ill

>> No.5546003

>>5545997
It started because my father used to butter his toast and sprinkle a bit of sugar into it. I just removed the toast entirely and took it to another level. It's not for everyone, but it's like sex to me. Usually I use a spoon to carve out huge hunks and scoop sugar directly with my butterspoon

>> No.5546012

>>5546003
How much do you weigh?

>> No.5546013

>>5545956
>taking a photo of the first 2 steps of a baking recipe

>> No.5546018
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>>5546012
85 kg. I'm not very fit, but I'm not fat either.

>> No.5546023

>>5546018

timestamp fat fuck

>> No.5546028

>>5546023
this
>mfw i already know you wont deliver

shit tier fats and sugar dont allow you to have a dyel but not fat body

>> No.5546031

>>5545964
No. We dip a stick of butter in batter, deep fry it, then eat it.

http://www.wrsol.com/usatravelguide/2009/09/2009statefairoftexas/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJjW3I65e4

>> No.5546033
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>>5546031
....how the hell does butter survive being fried?

>> No.5546044

>>5546033
pretty poorly. The videos seem to show it running out pretty quick. Near the end of that video it holds together well until he moves the stick - then it all runs out onto his hand and pants.

I guess you have to eat it really gently

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>> No.5546056

>>5546049
....and now i feel sick.

>> No.5546068

>>5546033
I've seen the butter thing before.

What blew my mind was deep fried ice cream. I didn't believe it until I tried it at the fair last year. It just felt.. wrong. Like the laws of physics were being violated and something was so so wrong here.

>> No.5546238

>>5545956
You know how I can tell you are lying? Because if you actually did that you would get anal leakage from eating too much oil.

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Holy fucking christ OP

>> No.5546295

>>5546053
why

>> No.5546305

>>5546285
You seem to be very familiar with this man's anus

>> No.5546312

>>5546305
this was meant for the comment above yours lol

>> No.5546333

>>5546312
still relevant

>> No.5547087

>>5545956
>no making moon waffles

fucking pleb

http://www.food.com/recipe/homers-patented-space-age-out-of-this-world-moon-waffles-8792

>> No.5547153

>>5545956

Sometimes I do that, but I'll scoop off some butter with a spoon and mix it with a little brown or white sugar. I won't eat the whole butter stick though, goddamn. just like a tablespoon or something.

>> No.5547226

That's basically what a cookie is. Butter mixed with sugar, held together with flour and eggs. You ever think of rolling it in chocolate chips too?

>> No.5547233

cancerbetes general..

>> No.5547246

>>5545956
Sometimes when I'm making cookies, after I've creamed the butter and sugar, I'll eat a few finger-swipes of the stuff.
It's pretty good, I get what OP is saying. But a whole stick? Nigga...

>> No.5547536

>>5545956
>I sometimes take a whole block of butter, roll it in white granulated sugar and eat the whole thing for a snack,

One article I read on cold weather camping said that a stick of butter dipped in molasses is really good for warming you up in the morning in Antarctica when you are out in a tent.

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what the fuck OP

>> No.5547670

>>5545956
I like eating pickled mushrooms cold and still wet in brine

>> No.5547694

>>5547246
>>5547536
>>5547226
>>5547153

See? It is good. I'll look for some chocolate chips next time. There's a bag of marshmallows in the pantry. I can add those in too. thanks anon

>> No.5547705

>>5547670
You mean those button mushrooms? I like those too. I also eat frozen peas straight out the bag with a spoon. Delicious

>> No.5547739

>lemon + salt or sugar

>> No.5547744

i knew a guy who ate this exact thing. he called them shamesticks

>> No.5547749

A full jar of Nutella with oats mixed in. Breakfast :)

>> No.5547767

>>5547749
Good Morning America

>> No.5548598

>>5545956
I did that once, but not with an entire goddamned stick of butter, and I had the decency to feel ashamed afterwards.

I do, however, still sometimes make sandwiches with just butter between two slices of cheese, if I'm desperate.

>> No.5548607

I'll eat sandwich meat out of the bag, squirt mustard in my mouth and drink pickle juice, but that's probably pretty common.

>> No.5548622

>>5546053
>tfw sort of enjoyed fried butter when i first tried it

>> No.5548745

>>5545990

> being a hyphenated Canadian

Go back to Hong Kong you terrorist.

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I've ordered a whole cake for myself from a cake shop before, ate it all in a day. I've done this twice. Won't again though.

>> No.5548762

>>5545956
That's from an episode of South Park.

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>>5546031
fucking ameritards

>> No.5548810

I would pour half and half or coffee creamer into my cereal to make it creeamier (all started when my mom started buying 1% MF milk)

>> No.5548829

OP's on to something...
when it's creamed ina bowl like for making sugar cookies.... jesus fuck is it amazing.