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5545042 No.5545042 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Depressing food.

>> No.5545048

I think you pretty much nailed it, son.

>> No.5545049

>>5545042
Pussy.

Hungry men happily eat this sort of thing.

>> No.5545051

What's that turd in the top middle compartment

>> No.5545053

inb4 Weber Cooks

>> No.5545059
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>>5545049
But they're really crying on the inside.

>> No.5545062

I always kinda liked the mashed potatoes in these things. I'm fucked up, I know.

>> No.5545063

>>5545042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S27MtkSZHdM

>> No.5545064

>>5545051
Supposed to be a chocolate brownie.

>> No.5545070
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>> No.5545073
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>> No.5545078

>>5545064
I.. I don't want to cook in this world anymore.

>> No.5545086
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>> No.5545087
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>> No.5545088

>>5545078
>I don't want to eat in this world anymore.
FTFY

>> No.5545089

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZXvSMj_BU&feature=youtu.be&t=26s

>> No.5545095

>>5545042
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMCPvBOzg8w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKIQbjVzf8c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO3kI-9Bp08

>> No.5545099

>>5545095
At least use the funny one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

>> No.5545114
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>> No.5545118

>>5545086

amen. with the dozen other competent sub places i don't know how they stay in business

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>> No.5545151

>>5545140
Do you think it's chew that the Mongols used to put meat under their saddle to tenderise it?

>> No.5545154

>>5545151
It's chew.

>> No.5545159

>>5545140
Every day I'm glad I'm not a russian soldier

that shit is basically meat slime

>> No.5545175

>>5545099
that was the saddest fucking shit. why

>> No.5545195

>>5545140
For some reason I enjoy the thought of the Mongol soldier taking his dinner ration out of his pack after a 40 mile hike and seeing most of it has turned to dust.

>> No.5545204

>>5545053
>Weber Cooks

For your enjoyment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs

>> No.5545213
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There is only one depressing image in this group.

>> No.5545224

>>5545213
damn, right smack in the middle

though some of those look like 1st class meals

>> No.5545238

>>5545213
>a bowl of soup on an airplane

>> No.5545257

>>5545140

Glad I am CF, I guess US Ration doesn't seem like its worse than prison food.

>> No.5545267

>>5545213
Can confirm, Lufthansa has good meals, also I flew wop air once, that was pretty good as well.

>> No.5545288
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>>5545224
$7 will buy you a decent fruit and cheese platter on Alaska Air.

>> No.5545301

>>5545288
I don't get why American Carriers fuck up so much yet Alaska Airlines does it right most of the time I've flown them. Just imitate them!

>> No.5545358

>>5545070
thats fucking adorable

>> No.5545381

>>5545301
Alaska Airlines is my favorite airline. Holy shit, they are so god tier.

>> No.5545387

>>5545063
THIS HAS TO BE A COMEDY SHOW...if it's not I will find this man and give him a hug...and some cooking lessons

>> No.5545403

>>5545063
>>5545387
I checked out his channel on YouTube. This is my new favorite thing

>> No.5545405

>>5545387
>I will find this man and give him a hug
No you won't:

http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html

>> No.5545410

>>5545175
And remember: The secret ingredient is despair.

>> No.5545479

>>5545405
I'm confused this isn't Henry Phillips...

>> No.5545480

>>5545479
Whoops. Figured you were referencing the Weber clips.

>> No.5545634

Is that Prison Food or High School food?

>> No.5545652

>>5545063
:(

>> No.5545663

>>5545213
This is not accurate from my experiences.
United actually serves full meals, not just what appears to be a poor kid's sack lunch. I was given the option of a pork cutlet or a veggie burger, both served with side salad and juice or tea/coffee. Also Chinese airlines served what was essentially ramen, it looked like what is listed as Korean air. It was still in the plastic microwavable bowl. The Korean airline I was on served rice, marinated vegetables and what I believe was bulgogi. Also the Japanese meal appears to be from a hotel, not an airline.

>> No.5545671

>>5545405
Maybe he's so sad because he was raped in prison.

>> No.5545673

>>5545095
>>5545099
>>5545175
>>5545410
>>5545053
>>5545204
http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

>> No.5545674

>>5545042
Is that soy protein and instant potatoes with gmo corn?

>> No.5545692

>>5545673
We get it, he finger banged some kid. Still kind of feel bad for him, he looks so pitiful.

>> No.5545694

>>5545257
Most US ration is actually pretty good. Chili mac, man. That's what's good. Although the vegetarian omelette is the most disgusting food I have ever eaten.

>> No.5545698

>>5545288
Oh my fucking God.
BRB getting plane tickets with Alaska Air.

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>>5545042

>> No.5545799

>>5545288
>>5545301
>>5545381
>>5545698
Protip: If you want food like this, just ask for the vegetarian option on the flight. even if you don't necessarily like veg food, it's pretty much guaranteed to be much fresher, tastier, and generally better to eat on a plane than the steamblast trays of "chickenorpasta" that they serve on most international flights

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>every meal ive had since i lost the girl of my dreams

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>>5545801

>> No.5545811

>>5545694
everyone and their mom loves MRE chili mac.
Until the next mornings shit.

>>5545257
dont let the bland appearance fool you. the US has some of the most "high tech" food available. Its artificially fortified beyond belief. Seriously, we compared the nutritional values of our meals to the Brits, Canadians, and Germans and ours were through the roof.
Other people might have updated though, this was about 8 years ago, and I know for a fact that the US updates and improves its MREs yearly and I would assume other first world nations do the same.

>> No.5545815

>>5545801
been there, done that. stop cooking what you made for her. i stopped eating breakfast and drinking coffee entirely because of her

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>>5545801

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>>5545801
I know it sucks, I've been there, but toughen the fuck up. Don't let some bitch control how you feel. There is no "dream girl". There are only girls you dream about, so start dreaming about another one.

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>>5545257
>>5545694
>>5545799

Should I dump the 13 MRE stories I have?

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>>5545833
damn, i was just bragging about the superiority of US MREs over British, Canadian, and German rations. Perhaps there is a reason we weren't shown French rations during the comparison i saw....

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>>5545835
At least it isn't China.

>> No.5545845

>>5545832
>>5545818
>>5545815
the many faces of /ck/

>> No.5545850

>>5545833
Yes please

>> No.5545852
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>>5545850

>> No.5545855
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>>5545852

>> No.5545856
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>>5545833

>Halal

>> No.5545860

>>5545845
....two of those were me.

I called him a faggot, but then thought better of it because ive been there too, and its unfair for me to call him a faggot when I was in the exact same spot a few years back. I didn't whine about it online, but I did facebook stalk her for a while, constantly trying to find pictures where she looked unhappy. As if seeing her unhappy would make me feel better about being dumped.
Pathetic, I know. Thankfully I got over it and now I have slightly better luck with females.

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>>5545839
those look like Datrex boat rations.

>> No.5545865
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>>5545855

>> No.5545869
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>>5545865

>>5545864
Well, it wouldn't be unlike China to make their own version of it and give it to their soldiers to eat.

>> No.5545871

>>5545095
>>5545099
Why did he even do these??

>> No.5545872
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>>5545869

>> No.5545875
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>>5545872

>> No.5545877

>>5545099
Why does he microwave everything for so fucking long? This has to be a comedy show.

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>>5545875

>> No.5545880
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>>5545879

>> No.5545886

>>5545852
LOL

>>5545855
LEL

>> No.5545887
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>>5545880

>> No.5545890
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>>5545887

>> No.5545893
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>>5545890

>> No.5545894

>>5545288
You mean you have to buy food on the plane??

>> No.5545896

>>5545887
holy shit this one got me

just like nighttime on /k/

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>>5545893
One day, I will buy a 4chan pass because the text I enter for captchas keeps disappearing as I type them.

>> No.5545898

>>5545671
what goes around comes around

>> No.5545900
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>>5545897
Long dump over. Enjoy the smell.

>>5545896
Well, I got most of these from /k/.

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>>5545900
Good evening /k/omrade.
Praise JMB!

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>>5545915
I'm actually a fa/tg/uy, but I browse /k/ too.

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>>5545923
Well then praise the Emperor.

>> No.5545937
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>>5545933
To keep it /ck/ related, what do you think corpsestarch rations are like? What sorts of foods besides corpsestarch rations do they eat?

>> No.5545942
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>>5545937
I think your image is probably about as close as I can imagine. Datrex isn't all that nutritious though, its just calories. Maybe something like Nutraloaf.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutraloaf

>> No.5545947

>>5545942
Sounds like something the guard would get.

>> No.5545959
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>>5545947
For some reason I always imagined that everything the Guard eats comes in cans. Presumably various mystery meats from "friendly" planets.

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>>5545959
Well, one thing that is known is that the guard get wine or their wine equivalent.

>> No.5545995

>>5545967
Now thats interesting, I wasn't aware of that. Do they say anything about it, or just mention it in passing? Is it odd that I'm wondering about the vintage consumed by fictional soldiers?

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>>5545995
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec

>> No.5546011

>>5545856
did yu read? half the ration don't have pork so they can be labelled "halal".
Better have muslim working in the army than rotting in the streets. also you probably have kosher stuff too.

>> No.5546017

>>5546011
>better to not have muslims
Religion of peace, my ass.

>> No.5546019

>>5545999
Sounds like a grain based brandy, very odd.

>> No.5546020
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>>5546019
Well, it is the grimdarkness of the far future, they do things differently.

>> No.5546026

I have a hungryman every saturday before I get plastered. Last couple weeks I've had the newish spicey shicken. Decent amount of chicken, typical dinner potatoes and vegatble though, apple dessert was ok. Really like this one now.

Otherwise I usually get the boneless chicken. There's also the backyard BBQ I really like. but they don't seem to always have that one

is OP Salisbury steak? I recently had to have a marie calander one. And it was.. typical. Haven't found a dinner salisbury steak that has actually tasted different yet, and most taste just like the more expensive dinner entrees. I'll give that one a whirl next week I guess.

>> No.5546029

>>5546020
I'm hoping its like whiskey.
I also really wish it were real so I can try some.

>> No.5546065

>>5546017
if i really wanted to get banned i could quote a shitton of koran verses that ensure that they are not a religion of peace

>I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them QURAN 8:12

but i digress. depressing food is anything you dont prepare yourself that isnt decent fastfood/takeaway

>> No.5546067

>>5545042
topkek

>> No.5546072

>>5546065
I don't like Islam, probably as much as you don't, but you can pull out shit from the Christian Bible declaring shit like that too.

Let's just talk about depressing food.

Like this sad fuck.
>>5546026

>> No.5546086

>>5546072
not as consistently as you can from the koran.
there are literally no christian greek scriptures that implore violence or condone pedophilia.
even the jewish testament doesnt hold a flame to the koran.
>implying i identify as christian

>pic is some sad food

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>>5546086
4chins didnt load the pic
>its a waffletaco

>> No.5546091

>>5546088
That's haraam, anon

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>>5546091

>> No.5547054

>>5545140
Ive actually eaten the second one in that picture. Its not bad and comes with canned bbg chicken for a sandwhich and a Payday bar as well as applesauce and Tea.Iver heard Japan and France have the best MRE's though.

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toaster burgers

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>>5547104

>> No.5547169

>>5547108
Wouldn't that ruin your toaster? Unless the burgers were extremely dry.

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>>5545095
>uh....just pour the rice into.... the thing

>> No.5547241

I knew a guy who apparently ate ketchup packets one day because of how poor he was.

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>> No.5547270

>>5547267
>Look how diverse our army is! We're not racist or sexist as you can tell by this diverse image !

>> No.5547346

>>5545073
I do this witch pieces of french bread wal mart loaves a lot.

Makes a good lunch.

>> No.5547350

>>5545213
What's in Iran's picture?

>> No.5547452

>>5547270
I dunno, the black soldier doesn't look pleased with his meal

>> No.5547458

>>5545062
naw dude. I know that feel.

>> No.5547520

What exactly is it about MRE's that apparently fucks so hard with people's digestion/colon?

>> No.5547541

>>5547520

Nothing more than any other food. It's the usual thing--people eat a new food they're not used to and sometimes have indigestion as a result of it.

I worked with some research projects on MREs when I was in Uni. What's funny is that of the soldiers I met with, half swore up and down that "they put laxatives in those things to stop you from being constipated in the field", while another equally large group claimed the opposite, that they were deliberately designed to "stop you up" so you didn't shit yourself in the field. Neither is true. They're just food, and not very good food at that.

>> No.5547605

>>5545070
It looks exactly like cat vomit.

>> No.5547620

>>5545087
Not gonna lie, the right one looks better to me.

>> No.5547623

>>5545114
these smothered in butter, hnng

>> No.5547704

>>5547520
They're designed to be very nutrient dense and are filled with salt to preserve them longer. Without proper (over)hydration, then you mitigate the shitlog symptom.

>> No.5549106

>>5545042
>All around me are familiar faces...

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>> No.5549376

Hospital food, no exceptions.

>> No.5549416

>>5549376
>be 11
>in hospital for arteriovenous malformation
>hospital food is fucking awful
>parents bring McDonald's
McMorphine and Dolan's was a great combination. I felt like David Hasselhoff trying to eat a chicken select.

>> No.5549446

>>5545213
United's looks like a fucking MRE. I know Alaska does good snacks and meals, as does Delta, regionally, but does anyone here know how ANA's food is between the west coast and Tokyo?

>> No.5549456

>>5545839
I think I washed my hands with one of those at the Marriott I stayed at the other day.

>> No.5549531

>>5549176
Using this for YouLaughYouLose from now on

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>> No.5549637

>>5547541
I guess the gift of relative youth makes me unaware that that is a usual event. I never shit weird unless I'm sick.

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>> No.5549705

>>5549642
holy shit

>> No.5549709

>>5549626
>implying faggots and mushy peas are depressing

10/10 would devour

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>>5549626
is dat sum pork faggots?

>> No.5549789

>>5545213
Korean air had REAL utensils in economy class!!!!!

>> No.5549829

>>5549789
Honestly Korean Air is probably the best airline in Asia. Singapore Air might give them a run for their money though.

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>>5547267

Depressing my arse, new one's got fucking Oreos in it

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ThN76UBoY

>While ago, ration pack thread on /k/
>Ton of /k/ommandos praising how good the Irish pack looked
>Nearly all shitting on the Brit pack
>mfw Irish army uses the UK pack

>> No.5549923

>>5549883
that's because they're all part irish, as well as cherokee

>> No.5549927

>>5546017
>>5546065
Why the fuck would you want someone in the US military to follow a religion of peace?

>> No.5549928

>>5549923
Only on the east coast, where all the Irish immigrants ended up. People claim cherokee simply because of the tax benefits.

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>> No.5549933

>>5549923
better than brits going on and on about what region of england their from, and then reciting their lineage and favorite football teams.
and fuck you fairy bread is awesome

>> No.5549935

>>5549927

Maybe he's had dealings with the us military

>> No.5549937

>>5549933

Let's not do this again

>> No.5549940

>>5549937
Then you brits need to stop starting shit with everyone you meet.

>> No.5549944

>>5549940

Its too early dude. Go to /k/, they love to be trolled whatever time it is

>> No.5549947

>>5549944
>brits act like assholes
>someone responds
>clearly the responder's fault
ya real classy ya cunt

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Why are English people such dicks?

>> No.5549967

>>5549950
that canadian needs to come back and spread the love some more.

>> No.5549975

>>5549950
I think its just one emotionally fragile young man who has his ego and self-worth tied up in his image of his nation.

>> No.5550059
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>>5545042
>i actually dont mind meatloaf as long as there is enough gravy and ketchup

most depressing food: fruitcake

why do they still exist!?

>> No.5550068

>>5550059
Dude what....
I love fruitcake.

>> No.5550080

>>5545070
Britbong here, what actually is meatloaf? It's constantly mentioned in American media like you guys have it every week but it just looks like baked mince and gelatin.

>> No.5550082

>>5550080
>google
Jesus man stop acting like an americunt.

>> No.5550084

>>5550080
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatloaf
> Meatloaf is a traditional German and Belgian dish

As a kind hearted American I wiki'd it for you.

>> No.5550090

>>5550080
Think giant meatball. With usually some sort of tomato based sauce thinly added to the top.

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5550198

>>5545213
Virgin Airlines food

>> No.5550247

>>5549642

I used to eat those as a kid. Absolutely disgusting, but I was/am poor and, well... ;-;

>> No.5551028

>>5550080
Ground beef (I think you cal it mince), couple eggs, breadcrumbs, spices, maybe onion and peppers diced up, in a loaf pan or molded by hand into shape in a pyrex and baked. When it's nearly done you glaze the top over with a thin layer of ketchup and throw it back in the oven to finish.

Don't need to just use beef either, beef and pork mix is great, some people like a beef/pork/veal mix, I like a lamb and pork mix with a curryketchup glaze, or diced sauteed onions and mushrooms cooled and mixed with beef, with gravy.

>> No.5551710

>>5546020
all of these lovely shit stories reminded me of a personal story, although not MRE related.

>be this winter, i have the stomach flu, towards the end
>my stomach was just a liquishit factory for about a week straight.
>shat my pants at home once, never trust a fart when you have the flu
>getting better, have more control over bowels, decide i can go out
>go to walmart with madre and sister
>all of a sudden the feeling that a shit of a thouasand liquishits is coming
>waddle across a fucking supercenter to the bathroom
>get there all stalls are disgusting, final one is cleanish with urine all obver the seat
>no time to wipe off
>hover over seat and the dam breaks and shoots all over the toilet, the seat, the floor and the handle to flush
>the fucking mess
>the fucking stench
>stand in hover position for 10-15 minutes just spraying shit all over the place.
>wipe up, cant flush because handle is shitty
>leave and find a manager
>tell him their bathrooms are disgusting and someone shit all over the place, might wanna clean it up
>two minutes later hear over intercom for two, not one but two janitors to the bathroom
>go back to family, lulz are had and we leave
>no ragrets

>> No.5552007

>>5549176
300 degrees is enough for oven .

>> No.5552032

>>5545120

that looks like something i'd really enjoy while drunk.

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>>5545140
>MREs

would rather eat pig slop

>> No.5552272

>>5552265
Have you ever eaten them? Some are pretty good.

>> No.5552302

>>5545140
Look up UGR-B rations. Absolutely horrible. And it's what I have to eat right now. May an hero...

Info on em starts on p.40
http://nsrdec.natick.army.mil/media/print/OP_Rations.pdf

>> No.5552304

>>5549642
That same brand has lasagna with chicken tikka in it. You think I'm shitting you

>> No.5552336

>>5545663

> The Japanese meal appears to be from a hotel, not an airline

The napkin has JAL printed on it.

>> No.5552349

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDz4WjK1KA

>> No.5552567

>>5545140
>chinese ration is catfood
10/10 china

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OH GOD OH GOD

someone PLEEASE post the "Thanksgiving Dinner for 1" dinner assortment from some random chain supermarket

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>> No.5552921

>>5552919
>Barfy
>Argentinan beef

>> No.5552923

Did one of you go make this thread on /int/ too?

>> No.5552984

>>5545140

>canada
>kit kat chunky

>wipes patriotic tear

>> No.5554991

>>5545959
If I opened a can and saw that, I would be so traumatized I'd probably never be able to open a can ever again.

Fucking CRIPES.

>> No.5555002

>>5547267
>adventure sports

Eating mre's is apparently considered a sport.
From what I've been reading in this thread it should be considered an EXTREME sport.

>> No.5555013

Most institutional foods are depressing. The food can taste great but just loses it's magic when harvested from a 4" hotel with a 5 oz scoop.

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>> No.5555116

>>5549933
At least man up and make pop rocks fairy bread.

>> No.5555127

>>5555002
A friend game a a thin box, with a foil pack in it, labelled "tuna noodle" from an old MRE.
It's been sitting on my desk for months, while I wonder what to do with it.

>> No.5555144

>>5545063
What the hell

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>>5555149

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>Salmon

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Nobody's posted the ck classic? For shame.

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>>5555184

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>>5555189

>> No.5555200

>>5555189
>>5555193
would eat/10

>> No.5555270

>>5550080
It is mentioned in media all the time, isn't it. Weird since I've never had it and I don't think I know anyone else who eats it regularly either.

>> No.5555340

>>5555149
>>5555152
Always wanted to try one...

>> No.5555354

>>5545799
confirmed

Plus, always a good idea to eat light while traveling. Too much fat and complex carbs makes for a shitty flight

>> No.5555387

>>5549149

RIP in piece ;_;7

>> No.5555537

>>5555169
What the hell? Fully cooked too. So, re heating it to eat would probably over cook it then

>> No.5555540

>>5549930
That's just a way of getting rid of corn dogs not perfect enough for normal human consumption.

>> No.5555544

>>5555537
duck in a can from pied de cochon looks pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwegqzsXoM

>> No.5555545

I want my get

>> No.5555548

>>5555555

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Maybe this counts.

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>>5545120

>> No.5555628

>>5555561
>Chicago style pizza

>> No.5555632

what about soylent?

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>> No.5555808

>>5545042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

>> No.5555815

>>5545070

looks like more loaf than meat

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>>5555635

>> No.5555825

>>5545140

the chinese aren't even pretending. just fuck you, we own you, we're only feeding you so you have the strength to kill something.

>> No.5555858

>>5545855
>I move in to do BDA

lost my shit

>> No.5556765

>>5552304
Saw that the other day

what were they smoking

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>>5545865
>I had won the war but it had cost me dearly

>> No.5556802

>>5555635
the depressing part is that you probably thought you were being witty by putting a hotdog on cerial and then taking a pic of it.

>> No.5556806

>>5545042
>mfw this was my childhood dinner on a good night
Fuck you anon

>> No.5556820

>>5550080
>>5555270
it was popular in the US in the 70s, possibly started when there was a craze for german foods... since it IS german after all... not so popular anymore, though I make it from time to time. it's essentially eggs, meat, and stale bread with spices and stuff of course. I'm not sure why it's a symbol of american food outside of america still. Also, don't you britfags have like ten different dishes that are pretty much the same thing?

>> No.5556838

>>5556806
is this supposed to imply that your family was poor as a kid or something? because it doesn't, those things have always been more expensive than just making a meal yourself.

>> No.5556841

>>5556838
You're being 'that guy', faggot

>> No.5556850

>>5556841
no, if I was "that guy" I would make assumptions about it being cooked in a microwave and tell him he had shit parents for not cooking meals in ovens.

>> No.5556864

>>5556838
Yes because a lot of kids know how to cook a proper dinner with neglectful parents either working two jobs or getting lost in addiction.

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>> No.5556917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWDfa90DT3U

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>> No.5556945

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

>> No.5556963

>>5545042
Those brownies were elder god tier though

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>>5556963
I have ate a couple of these myself and I have to say you are correct, the brownies are unbelievably delicious. I don't normally eat TV dinners but every now and again I'll try something different.

>> No.5556976

>>5555184
>>5555189

How is that depressing? I quite often eat fishfinger sandwiches, just that I put them in the oven, use mayo and good cheese.

>> No.5556977

>>5549642

These are so fucking bad. The bread is as hard as fucking titanium so eating them takes so much effort.

>> No.5557039

>>5545049
I thought this post was suggesting pussy as a depressing food for a moment.

>> No.5557115

>>5545042
I used to go to a small ass private school
k-12 with a student body of 30 students at its height(basically 2-3 students per grade level)
Needles to say, we had to bring our own lunches.
They had an old lady heat up your food in the microwave before lunch
My mom would get me hungry man dinners that I would eat for lunch every fucking day for school.

>> No.5557124

>those weird american multislot things like >>5556900
Always make me think of a dog bowl. Why don't you use a plate?

>> No.5557129

>>5556917
Wowie Kazowie.

>> No.5557168

>>5547169
Probably the driest, most depressing and completely flavorless piece of meat you'll ever have.

>> No.5557173

>>5546065
Koran was made during times of peace and times of war.
During times of war there were verses in which was instructed how to deal with the enemy. Were not in war now, are we? Inb4terrorists, those are fucking assholes trying to get politics and killing people, excusing it with religion.

>> No.5557179

>>5557173
that sounds like taqiyya to me Mohammad

>> No.5557189

>>5549626
> tudalen wag yw bywyd
> ychwanegwch y lliw yng Nghongwyllychangchiwchllygyd

wtf country is that from and whats up with their fucked up moon language

>> No.5557195

>>5545099
The music makes this less depressing imo, becuase it fills in the silences.

>> No.5557395

>>5557189
I believe that's Welsh.

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>>5546088
This is what a waffle taco actually looks like. Enjoy

>> No.5557459

>>5557432
I'd eat it.

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>>5557459
I did eat it. This one too

>> No.5557540

>>5550059
Man, fruit cake got a bad wrap from commeians or something.

It's a cake CHOCK full of candied fruits, spices, nuts, and brandy.

It's great

>> No.5557542

>>5557432
you need a better taco bell.

>> No.5557545

>>5557395

Are you sure it's Welsh? Only one out of every 7 letters is a "y."

>> No.5557557

>>5557432
>>5557512
>>5557542

How much do these cost? I'd eat it for around a buck, nothing around 3 though.

>> No.5557605

>>5556917
I don't think I can thank you enough. I watched this years ago and forgot about it. I literally almost shit myself.

>> No.5557647

>>5555808
This shit is amazing. The final cook off episode was the funniest thing I've seen in forever.

>> No.5557712

>>5545063
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S27MtkSZHdM [Embed]

Bless you for sharing this channel with the world anon

>> No.5557716

>>5545864
>>5545839
that's like the food they gave to the slaves in Rome

>> No.5557728

>>5555169

I'd advise not watching this if you have a weak stomach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

>> No.5557732

>>5557124
Its jail food, smarter to give them those instead of real plates. Works for every kind of menu they have, no need for different plates/bows just slop it all up onto the tray. Also more efficient for cleaning

>> No.5557763

>>5557728

How can anybody get so fucking fat? He's out of breath from eating. Oh Jesus Christ

>> No.5557845

>>5557763
he's out of breath from breathing.
the act of breathing itself exerts him greatly making his breathing labored

>> No.5557848

>>5557728
How can people let themselves get to this point (i.e.: obese and greasy)? Holy fuck.

>> No.5557918

>>5557545

child of Welshfags here, it is Welsh.

>> No.5557923

>>5557728
I couldn't care less that he's obese and eating shit food, but the dirty dishes in the sink piss me the fuck off

>> No.5557934

>>5557728
That must be salty as fuck. How else could it be preserved.

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>"Depressing" food

Meanwhile in Africa...

>> No.5558004

>>5545839
Soylent?

>> No.5558028

>>5549376
Actually, in Wichita , Our hospitals have a room service style meal system. You can order whatever from 6 AM to 8 PM if it's within your parameters.
For instance I'm HeartSmart and Sodium Restricted. But they do have some good stuff.

>> No.5558029

>>5545663
>shhhhh
>you're getting in the way of his America-bashing
>it is what sustains him

>> No.5558038

>>5557995
If people cared, there would be no 'meanwhile in africa'

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>>5549376
Depends. I don't know if pic related is "depressing" if it is to you, you are a baller.

>> No.5558065

>>5558038

If Africans stopped shitting out kids into poor conditions there would be no "meanwhile in africa"

>> No.5558070

>>5555193
I have done this. It tastes like any shops fish sandwiches.

>> No.5558076

>>5545213
British airways look decent. I was expecting better from air france and jal.
>a cold cut sandwich and m&ms on united airlines a american airline
I laughed.

>> No.5558116

>>5547620
Me too, honestly. If a greasy, cheesy sandwich isn't deflated and smushed up, it isn't greasy or cheesy enough

>> No.5558121

>>5549149
should have labled pic shoeleather.jpg

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>>5557728
>that looks nasty as fuck
better order 4 of them

>> No.5558168

>>5545865
>started yelling at my mom

literally laughed cause I do the same shit when something I do wrong doesn't work right

>> No.5558229

>>5545089
Sandra Lee is such a fucking hack. She had to be screwing a producer to get this show, I swear.

>> No.5558354

>>5555825
YOU EAT CATFOOD NOW. THEN YOU KILL

>> No.5558580

>>5558065
If they had things like proper sexual education and contraceptives, this wouldn't be an issue

>> No.5558661

>>5549883
>his accent is the same as Simon from Misfits
>even sounds like him
shlicks furiously