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5535787 No.5535787[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Holy fu/ck/..
Taco Bell has created the best food of all time.

>> No.5535794

>>5535787
Oh god that fucking cheese. What the fuck.

>> No.5535799

>>5535794
Hands down the best thing to ever have entered my mouth.

>> No.5535804

I heard it was awful and the cheese didn't work at all.

>> No.5535806

>>5535804
Whoever told that to you is a lying sack of shit.

>> No.5535807

>>5535804
You heard wrong, son

>> No.5535811

nice viral marketing asswipes

>> No.5535814

>>5535787
Why is the AMAZING at the bottom so fucked up?

>> No.5535816

>>5535814
A quesadilla
A burrito
A mazing
They're trying to make the spacing match. Are you autistic?

>> No.5535823

>>5535787
I've tried it twice. Bretty good.
The first time, whoever made it fucked up and didn't melt the cheese correctly so it was disappointing. The second time it was perfect. I think it would be better if they added beans though.

>> No.5535830

>>5535823
Oh God.. The bean/onion mixture they use in their bean burritos would be fucking great.

>> No.5535837

>>5535816
He's obviously not. If he's autistic, that would have been the first thing he realized.

>> No.5535844

>>5535787
>white rice

They blew it

>> No.5535858

>>5535787
You can get a burrito using a quesadilla at a chipotle.

>> No.5535864

>>5535858
If only chipotle wasn't so bland

>> No.5535866

>>5535858
I wonder where Taco Bell got the idea...

>> No.5535868

>>5535799
That's just fucking sad.
You shouldn't say things like that out loud.
If the best food you've ever eaten is Taco Bell, you need to rethink your life.

>> No.5535870

>>5535868
Faggot.

>> No.5535875

>>5535864
This. I don't understand the fascination with Chipotle. Currito is greatly superior and has milkshakes.

>> No.5535877

>>5535875
>implying whatever the fuck brand that is, is well known or nationwide

>> No.5535888
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5535888

>>5535787
>Taco Bell has created

>>5535864
at least it's not Chipotle

>> No.5535903

>>5535877
Oh, my bad. I just assumed they were nationwide. According to their locations, they're only in Maryland, Ohio, Kentucky, Massachusetts, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania.

Well, in my opinion. It is a lot better than Chipotle. I always give my friends a weird look when they ask me if I want to go to Chipotle. Why when you can go to a better burrito chain?

www.currito.com

>> No.5535913

>>5535870
OOOOOOOOO, you really got me there! So burn, much insult.
So, I see you have the low IQ that goes with thinking Taco Bell is great food, as well.

>> No.5535950

>>5535913
Not him, but you're right. Any person that thinks Taco Bell is great food obviously has the IQ of a goldfish. Taco Bell is GOAT fast food.

>> No.5535955

>>5535870
literally anally pained. eating "mexican" food won't help with that burning in your rectum.

>> No.5535980

>>5535787
the cheese is fucking velveeta shit

>> No.5535989

>>5535816

i thought it was a corny pun, but it's tacobell, they use flour tortillas all the time.

>> No.5536016

>>5535903
We have them in NC

>> No.5536019

>>5536016
Disregard this - I'm a faggot
I was talking about Chipotle

>> No.5536032

Okay fags let a former TB employee break this shit down for ya:

This is simply a beefy 5-layer burrito with three cheese instead of nacho cheese on the outside. Rice subs beans, and add quesadilla sauce. So that's how you can still get it made if quesarito is temporary. Then ask to have it grilled, cuz duh.

The only real flaw I find is that everyone involved from start to finish on the quesarito has to be on their game or it will be presented like shit and not be consistent. I doubt it'll be permanent.

>> No.5536042

OP here.
Was super hungover today and just vomited.
3 Chalupas, and 2 Quesaritos do not taste as good coming back up mixed with baja blast....
So I went and bought more. They taste just as good for dinner.

>> No.5536057

>>5535913
I can smell the underage on you

>> No.5536077

>>5535787
I was rather disappointed honestly

>> No.5536083

>>5536057
Nah, that's just your gaping, yeasty twat that you're smelling.

>> No.5536085

>>5536032
>everyone involved from start to finish on the quesarito has to be on their game or it will be presented like shit and not be consistent
And this is why I no longer order the crunchwrap supreme.

>> No.5536088

>>5536077
Must have been prepared sloppily.
It's the best thing that's ever been made.
>>5536083
You're still a faggot, btw.

>> No.5536096

>>5535913
>>5536083
>unrionically typing like le epik doge meme
>using a vagina insult
Holy shit, are you 12?

>> No.5536098
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5536098

>>5536042
>OP here. I'm a disgusting pig who drinks, eats, and vomits to excess

FTFY.

>> No.5536105

>>5536096
You sound butthurt, anon. You need some buttcream? You can get Preparation H at any drugstore. That should clear up those 'roids. I assume that must be the problem, otherwise I don't understand why you keep blathering on.

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5536108

>>5536042

>> No.5536172

>>5536019
kek

>hurr durr my state's special because we have Chipotle

You're correct, sir. You are a faggot.

>> No.5536173

>>5535989
Corny pun. I get it. Well played.

>> No.5536260

It's pretty mediocre. Not worth $3 that's for sure. $1.50 like the 5 later and we'll talk.

>> No.5536330

>>5535787
I have been making these for years... Subways also stole the the flatiza from me. I used to work for them and made them all the time.

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5536413

>> No.5536428

they don't even use actual cheese, they use fucking cheese sauce
it'd be good if it were an actual quesadilla

>> No.5536436

>>5536260
I wipe my ass with 3 dolalrs

>> No.5536502

>>5535823
>>5535830

Can't you ask them to add beans? Maybe in place of the rice if they bitch about it.

>> No.5536510

>>5535903
Just read the menu. Seems more hipster than chipotle

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5536511

>>5536413

>> No.5536514

>>5535830
>bean/onion mixture
It's literally just beans and onions both added lol. Bean burrito is simple: tortilla, red sauce, big scoop beans, onions, cheddar cheese. Protip, grande meal can be any combination of bean burrito, hard or soft taco. But even more protip, is that grande meal is only "buy 9 get 1 free" and if you buy a drink there you already wasted money compared to getting a combo and adding single items. Yep.

>> No.5536519

Tried it twice, the first time it tasted like a hot dog, it was disgusting. Second time was better, not so hot dog-ish, but still not better than most of what's on the menu already. Just bring back the fucking lava sauce so I can go back to having Volcano Crunchwraps.

>> No.5536544

what do you boys usually order at taco bell
i stick to a 5-item plan because i'm a man (not a boy)
3x cheesy gordita crunch
2x cheesy potato burrito

>> No.5536786

>>5536544

cheesy gordita
beefy 5 layer
flamas doritos taco (substitute specialty item if i like it, ie beefy crunch or stuft nacho)
baja blast

>> No.5536788
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5536788

>>5536544
my nigga, always go with the cheesey gordita crunch, sometimes i also throw in a chicken quesadilla as well (that sauce is too good). also, if you want to further pimp out your gordita crunches (or any kind of taco, i used to do this with a bunch of soft tacos since its easier but you can make it work with the hard shell too) get a pintos and cheese, and multiple sides of nacho cheese, proceed to dump on top of said item....oh yeah, and always ask for extra sauce for them gordita crunches.

>> No.5536806

>>5536786
>baja blast
i've tried normal mountain dew a few times, it tasted like nothing to make, i don't see the "gaymer fuel" approach to it. how much different is baja blast? if it's too similar i'm sticking with pepsi.
>>5536788
at first i thought that thumbnail was a picture of homer before i actually looked at it
you can ask for more gordita sauce??

>> No.5536814

>>5536806

i hate regular mtn dew and love baja blast.

>> No.5536838

>>5536544
5 crispy potato soft tacos
Baja Blast

Or when they have them
2 beefy crunch burrito
3 crispy potato soft tacos
Baja Blast

>> No.5536841

addicted to sausage am steak wrap with hot sauce, and 5 layer burrito is pretty bomb too.

been meaning to try quesarito but i'm trying to avoid fast food as much as possible now. does anyone like the quesarito?
baja blast is gross

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5536848

Not yet.

>> No.5536858

>>5536806
>you can ask for more gordita sauce??

yes, you can ask for more anything. sometimes they'll just put extra on your item, sometimes they'll fill a small cup with it. i believe the gordita sauce is called pepperjack sauce, and the quesadilla sauce is called creamy jalepeno sauce

>> No.5536955

5 Crispy Potato Soft Tacos
Baja Blast

Or

2 Beefy Crunch Burritos
3 Crispy Potato Soft Tacos
Baja Blast

>> No.5536964

>>5535787
Shit food, shit idea equals obese americans.

>> No.5536974

>>5536841
I made a thread dedicated to it and bought more after I vomited my first serving.
Yes I like it, quite a lot.
Eat them hot, the cold one I ate as I watched NCIS reruns was tolerable.... But no.

>> No.5537016

Will the /b/yard that started this thread please fuck off

>> No.5537024

>>5535864
What's with this chipotle is bland maymay? Chipotle is great

>> No.5537068

>>5537016
how can a back yard fuck off

>> No.5537082

I tried one last night. It might have been decent if they had used the cheese that you get when you order a quesadilla. Instead I got their vomit-inducing nacho cheese sauce. What the fuck, TB? You tell me it's wrapped in a quesadilla and then DON'T wrap it in a quesadilla, but rather two tortillas with nacho sauce inside. That is not a fucking quesadilla.

>> No.5537261

I tried the steak one once.

It was okay, felt like it would've been better if they added beans.

Are the other versions of the quesarito any better?

>> No.5537267

>>5537068
qwerTY

>> No.5537274

>>5536544
5 layer burrito and either 3 or 2 bean burritos or loaded grillers (only during happier hour). Used to be get tge volcano burrito...

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5537277

>>5537082
Fucking pig disgusting....

>> No.5537337

>>5537274
BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO

>> No.5537362

>>5535787
shill somewhere else faggothead. It's garbage. Here eat this fake cheese, before you make it to taco bell cheese (REAL CHEESE no rly...but not rly). The prduct is shit. 1.99 for limt time if this catch on it's a 3.99 must.

People liked taco bell for cheap D grade beef. You can't charge 1.00 for a shitty taco with beef a grade above cat food. Fuck off, kill yourself. You are literally cancer OP. You're even give 3 less drops of hot sauce because cost effective.

>> No.5537371

>>5537362
all typos are intentional btw shit reddit fags won't get it. Because they're faggots just like OP who is a shill

>> No.5537424

>>5536330
>tfw iktfb

Just wait until McDonald's gets into the burrito game. I'll probably commit suicide because that could have been my million dollar idea.

Always great working late shifts and my manager letting me make whatever I wanted to eat.

>> No.5537427

>>5536510
>Seems more hipster than chipotle

Who gives a fuck? It's way better than Chipotle. I go in in basketball shorts and a t-shirt all the time. You don't have to be a hipster faggot to appreciate good food.

>> No.5537440

>>5537427
responding to shills...how shit of a poster are you.

>> No.5537459

>>5537082
Hey did you post his in the other thread jag off?

>> No.5538128

How big is it and how much does it cost? Could I substitute beans for rice?

>> No.5538195

>>5537424
mcdolans owned a chunk of Chipotle, till they sold their holdings off in 06.

>> No.5538459

It's tortilla strips and Baja sauce away from GOAT

>> No.5538525

>>5537459
Yeah, saw it on front page assuming the other thread had been deleted. Point still stands: it's not a quesadilla if you use nacho sauce.

>> No.5538663

that lava sauce did not work well and wiped out the taste of everything else

>> No.5538677
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5538677

had one for lunch today
plain beef
pretty good

>> No.5538703

would work better with like actual melted cheese not that liquid sauce

it was still alright tho

>> No.5538757

>>5536330
Then sue subway for idea theft

>> No.5538770

>>5535787
Had it, not that great. So meh.

>> No.5538787

Totally stole it from chipotles "secret" menu.

I havent tried it though. You fat slob neckbears are too antiquated in hating on chioptle and your loyalty to taco bell wont falter due to their HURR EXTREEEM BAJA BLAST.

>> No.5538789

>>5538787
Chipolte didn't want it, so they can fuck off.

>> No.5538795

So is the consensus that this is good and worth buying?

>> No.5538798

The last time I went to Taco Bell, I bumped into the dad of my crazy (as in literally serving prison time for attempted murder, crazy) ex-girlfriend.

>Did you hear about Nicole?
>Yeah ...

I thought I was mostly over the awkward time in my life, but when your ex-girlfriend's dad asks if you had heard how she threw her newborn baby (not mine!) in a dumpster, that's still REALLY awkward.

>> No.5538848

>>5535858
Yeah, but it's like $15.

Source: My trig class was more us talking about food than it was paying attention and someone went and did that and told us it was like $12-$15

>> No.5538852

>>5538848
Yeah, but a regular burrito is like 10. What's another 2 dollars when you're already spending 10?

>> No.5538859

>>5538852
Honestly I haven't been to Chipotle in like 8 years, so I don't remember how much the food is there.

>> No.5538863

>>5538859
I haven't been in probably 2 years now, but I know the last time I went it was expensive as shit. And it's a fucking burrito. You're better off just getting McDonald's or something unless you're loaded.

>> No.5538936

>>5538859
>>5538863
it's really fuckin good

>> No.5538966

>>5538852
A chicken burrito is $6.10. That is quite the exaggeration

>> No.5539064

>>5538863
Chipotle makes some pretty big burritos though.

>> No.5539116

>>5539064
For you

>> No.5539338

The shredded chicken is the best.

So fucking good. I hope it stays on the menu.

>> No.5539342

>>5538848
15 dollars is how much 2 burritos would cost, a cheese quesdailla (thought it isnt on the menu) costs like 2 bucks

>> No.5540404

>>5536098
Shut up hipster

>> No.5540426

>>5540404
I like how the reaction to people no longer embracing shit processed fast foods is, "hurrrr hipster, get off your high horse in your ivory tower and leave us salt-of-the-earth real men to our great, value-added food".

lol fuck off. You eat garbage that I wouldn't feed my dog. If you aren't a 16-year-old stoner and you eat Taco Bell you should consider where your life went wrong, perhaps starting with your parents child-rearing philosophy.

>> No.5540429

>>5535787
So people want the cheese analog to look nothing like actually cheese? When did the obsession with "meltiness" surpass flavor, aesthetics, and texture?

>> No.5540904

Is one of these filling enough for a late lunch?

>> No.5540908

OP its still not better than a XXL steak grilled stuff burrito add nacho cheese.

>> No.5540910

>>5540904
Not really.

>> No.5540913

great marketing

>> No.5540928

>>5540429
It's nacho cheese, faggot.

>> No.5540930

>>5536032
the quesarito uses nacho cheese though

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>>5536413
>filename being anything other than shitterstock

>> No.5540975

>>5540910
I just bought one. You were wrong. Unless you're a fatty mcfatfat one is plenty, especially for a late lunch.

I also got a cheesy gordita crunch. Best way to store it for 6 hours and then reheat it?

>> No.5540978

>>5540975
Also, OP is almost right. Wouldn't call it the best food of all time but it's delicious, and my favorite thing I've ever gotten from Taco Bell.

>> No.5540983

>>5535804
It's the cheese they use for their nachos. I thought it worked really well. It's got its own spicy sort of taste to it. It was good.

>> No.5541006

Theoretically a quesadilla burrito sounds awesome but it looks like even by taco bell standards they chose the most filler garbage on their menu for it. Seriously? White rice?

>> No.5541019

>>5541006
Regardless, whatever it's made of, together tastes delicious. Just try it. It's well priced, filling, and tastes awesome.

>> No.5541902

What types of tortillas are used for the burritos. They're so gud.

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>>5535864
>go to chipotle
>tell my Burrito Artist ok give me a carne asada burrito
>dude puts in the Chipotle Franchise Regulated Average Serving Size of Meat
>lol wut you call that small shit a burrito? fine give me double meat then brah
>dude says ok but that will be an extra charge
>fine whatever but tell him that burrito ain't a fucking burrito without some fucking guacamole
>dude says ok but that will be another extra charge
>fuck me, fine whatever just give me my burrito
>"ok your total comes out to $12.57"
>$12.57
>mfw

>> No.5541955

>>5535787
I like the ones Chipotle has.

>> No.5541957

>>5540928
>nacho "cheese"
FIFY

>> No.5541961

>>5541954
>Burrito Artist
Do they really fucking call them that?

>> No.5541989

>>5541961
No, you're being trolled. The first tip off should be that Chipotle doesn't franchise.

>> No.5542030

I got this. it's fucking terrible. Beefy 5 layer burrito shits all over this, more meat and superior cheese.

>> No.5542042

If you eat Taco Bell you probably wear sweat pants in public a lot.

>> No.5542065

>get chicken Quesarito
>extra nacho cheese on the side for 60c
>somehow they also give me chips
>also side of guacamole

for $3 it was pretty fucking good. I was also drunk, which may have changed my perception a bit. Would order again.

>> No.5542089

>>5542030
And how much does it cost? The Quesarito only cost me $2.29.

>> No.5542112

>>5542042
I wear a kimono.

>> No.5542118

>>5542042
Rick Owens, Raf Simmons, usually what I'm dressed in

>> No.5542130

Had one the other night, was alright.

Although passing it later on was not alright.

>> No.5542452

just tried a beef quesarito not more then 25 minutes ago
easily the best fast food item I've had in years

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5542469

Fire sauce or go home

>> No.5542488

Everything I've tried from Taco Bell is absolute shit and is probably made of it too.

>> No.5542520

I'm getting one of these with beans tomorrow, I'll report back.

>> No.5542580

These are pretty good, I've only had the ground beef Quesarito but I like their shredded chicken already. Mine had shredded cheese blend combined with nacho cheese on the outer layer, and inside had the quesadilla sauce. That shit is tasty and just spicy enough.

>> No.5542613

>>5542042
i wear fedoras, flame shirts, and use a cane despite not having any trouble walking, it just makes me look like a sir/gentleman/classy
swag is for boys, class is for men
*tips fedora*

>> No.5542721

>>5535858
>>5535864

>go and ask for this
>saddest little thing I ever did see
>so little cheese I basically got a double wrapped burrito

Never again.