failed attempt thread

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Anonymous Wed Jun 18 09:51:44 2014 No.5527134 [DELETED]

failed attempt thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 09:52:28 2014 No.5527136 File: 77 KB, 660x390, qic2CJv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 09:53:28 2014 No.5527138 File: 269 KB, 660x1311, pLLxyJp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 09:55:20 2014 No.5527140 File: 174 KB, 660x921, IVLN5Ec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 09:56:20 2014 No.5527142 File: 104 KB, 450x737, 1400216355082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 10:08:30 2014 No.5527156 File: 51 KB, 604x453, pizzafail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527140 Pan needed to be hotter. >>5527136 Are those suppositories?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 10:29:02 2014 No.5527181 Keep em coming this shit is hilarious, and some of them traumatizing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 14:49:47 2014 No.5527618 >>5527142 my guess is the cupcakes hadn't cooled off enough and melted the frosting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 14:59:08 2014 No.5527637 >>5527156 Done that before, you'll never be able to comprehend the rage I felt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:04:02 2014 No.5527651 File: 95 KB, 800x600, HAOW DO I TOST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this one speaks for itself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:05:30 2014 No.5527655 File: 89 KB, 717x960, 1382822083279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:07:02 2014 No.5527659 File: 82 KB, 640x640, 1382646269093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527655

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:08:05 2014 No.5527665 File: 289 KB, 730x464, 1376025148628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527659

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:29:15 2014 No.5527715 File: 37 KB, 500x375, 1345501155044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:33:51 2014 No.5527728 >>5527715 Raged a little bit at this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:44:52 2014 No.5527753 >>5527651 >this one speaks for itself but does it really? I don't understand what happened at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:44:55 2014 No.5527754 >>5527659 That looks like some sort of bloody flesh-cake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:46:09 2014 No.5527758 >>5527753 they put the toast on top of the toaster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:53:10 2014 No.5527779 I wish I had a picture of this but my daughter actually managed to catch water on fire...how do you do this i hear you cry...that what fucking happens when you put water on the stove, boil it dry and catch the fucking pan on fire....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:54:15 2014 No.5527781 >>5527651 I get it! >>5527758 Oh. Now I get it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:00:12 2014 No.5527797 >>5527659 Is that like Cthulhu pie, you worship it so it doesn't devour you first?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:08:55 2014 No.5527811 I have laughed at some stupid shit in my time, but I have never laughed at food this much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:15:58 2014 No.5527819 File: 67 KB, 590x443, 1402628553339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527797 Did some one say Cthulhu pie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:23:13 2014 No.5527836 File: 241 KB, 640x640, 45ft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:26:24 2014 No.5527845 File: 203 KB, 650x924, fsdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:27:33 2014 No.5527850 File: 242 KB, 650x867, ash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527845

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:36:29 2014 No.5527878 >>5527728 >muh nippon culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:41:46 2014 No.5527890 >>5527850 Holy shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:52:19 2014 No.5527900 >>5527890 You mean, horry shit!

Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:55:14 2014 No.5527905

>>5527715
There's no way this is a "failed attempt". This is clearly the work of an expert culinary japester. This is on par with those every-fucking-food-imaginable-garnishing-a-Bloody-Mary images. I totally lost it.

In the hands of a master, every action is a medium for comedy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 17:44:55 2014 No.5528004 >>5527819 I want this pie, I want to worship it so Cthulhu will devour me last....The ultimate eveeel pie...the sweet sweet taste of madness....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 17:47:53 2014 No.5528014 >>5527728 Whoa there, this is from glorious nippon. They have the best cuisine in the world and you are racist to criticize their culture american piggu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 17:51:23 2014 No.5528022 File: 1.53 MB, 1200x1418, Necronomisagna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5528004

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 17:51:26 2014 No.5528023 >>5527900 No, I mean exactly what I said, which was "Holy shit!". What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 17:59:11 2014 No.5528043 >>5528022 Wow a whole kitchen of elder gods and unholy books of lore all mixed together...well time for me to go back to my undercover mundane life....

Anonymous Wed Jun 18 18:05:00 2014 No.5528055

>>5528043
You don't have to. The necronomisagna can take you places. Places in time. Places beyond the stars. Maybe you would like to visit the land of Cleopatra, a world of spices and perfumes.

All you have to do is taste the book. Put your tongue in it's forbidden pages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 00:30:00 2014 No.5528843 >>5528023 Wow no cussing dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 09:46:06 2014 No.5529524 >>5527637 How do you even do that?? I've never had a pizza crust dribble out through a rack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 09:47:28 2014 No.5529528 >>5527900 It's "horry shittu!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 10:13:22 2014 No.5529575 >>5527779 So... She caught the pan on fire, not the water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 11:47:20 2014 No.5529705 >>5527136 >>5527138 >>5527140 >>5527142 >>5527836 >>5527850 All these expectations vs reality ones make me sad for some reason.

Anonymous Thu Jun 19 11:52:58 2014 No.5529712

>>5529705
It's because you just know some mom promised her kid a delicious, cool looking, awesome dessert and they probably worked so hard with such high expectations

And then their treat comes ou looking like shit and they probably had no time or courage to try again, so they have to sit there debating on whether they want to disappoint their kid with a horrific looking sweet treat, or just let then down by saying it just didn't work out

Anonymous Thu Jun 19 12:43:58 2014 No.5529781

>>5529705
>>5529712

My mom used to make me and my siblings cakes based on TV shows and such that we used to like. She put so much effort in, but they always came out poorly.

They tasted delicious though, and we were kids and didn't really care. I love her for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 13:32:11 2014 No.5529913 File: 140 KB, 500x640, 1361825148432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5528004

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 15:38:14 2014 No.5530302 >>5528055 Hmm Send me the recipe :) I am ready to go beyond the stars, I could go the land of Kush....as long as I don't have take any politicians with me Seriously that was an awesome response!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 15:38:34 2014 No.5530304 >>5528055 >necronomisagna I always thought it was supposed to be a pizza.

Anonymous Thu Jun 19 15:41:30 2014 No.5530309

>>5529575
the only damn reason the water did not catch on fire is because in this universe water is not flammable. That was the second worst thing she did the other was boiling eggs dry, i cam home to exploded eggs on our kitchen ceiling....thankfully the stupid wore off and now she can cook without being a danger to herself and others...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 20:02:39 2014 No.5530976 File: 265 KB, 1500x1000, dane_dehaan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527781 Good. We're glad you finally figured that out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 20:08:54 2014 No.5531003 >>5529528 *shitto

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 20:11:15 2014 No.5531008 >>5527134 I can always sort of tell what they did wrong with the exception of OP's, I think it's pretty interesting how each and every person fucked up in their own special way

>>	SENIOR BORRACHO Thu Jun 19 20:20:28 2014 No.5531029 >>5527138 that top cake is so fucking cool. saved, this is my next birthday cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 20:23:52 2014 No.5531040 >>5531029 >making your own birthday cake. I feel so bad for you.

>>	SENIOR BORRACHO Thu Jun 19 20:28:09 2014 No.5531052 >>5531040 nah, I'll get some pretentious richfag specialty bakery to do it, unless somebody volunteers to make a fucked up looking cake like the bottom pics. which would be just as awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 20:33:47 2014 No.5531063 >>5531040 Haha, aw. Why feel bad about that? Not that guy but I always make my own birthday cakes. I'm the only half-competent baker in this house so if someone wants a cake...it's gonna be me that has to make it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 20:42:22 2014 No.5531093 >>5527142 This is why you let your cakes cool completely before frosting them. They're still in the pan and everything...they might have looked somewhat close to the original picture if they'd been more patient with the decorating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 23:59:24 2014 No.5531684 >>5527156 what the fuck even happened here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 03:37:52 2014 No.5532121 >>5527142 My fucking sides are moving on their own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 03:40:21 2014 No.5532125 >>5527665 Help me jesus oh lord im wheezing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 03:57:22 2014 No.5532152 >>5527665 Love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 05:41:32 2014 No.5532284 >>5529524 >>5527637 dough composition

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 05:57:40 2014 No.5532297 >>5527156 That is so dissappointing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 06:06:11 2014 No.5532303 >>5529712 when i was a kid my mum made me thunderbird 2, thomas the tank engine, a bunch of other novelty cakes. i remembered them being amazing but i saw pics when i was older and they looked like shit. kids live in their imaginations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 10:37:06 2014 No.5532501 >>5527905 I demand an image of such a bloody mary. It sounds hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:46:36 2014 No.5532888 File: 443 KB, 1280x1178, garnish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5532501 You've never seen it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:50:08 2014 No.5532896 File: 379 KB, 1552x2592, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:56:47 2014 No.5532910 >>5532888 heh. someone was having a slow night at work

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:57:17 2014 No.5532913 File: 2.51 MB, 280x191, 1348851109823.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:58:18 2014 No.5532916 File: 517 KB, 200x182, 1351803919839.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:58:25 2014 No.5532917 >>5532888 what's holding it up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:59:21 2014 No.5532920 File: 941 KB, 300x221, 1351804068462.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:00:24 2014 No.5532921 File: 831 KB, 300x221, 1351804159665.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5532920

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:01:27 2014 No.5532926 File: 835 KB, 250x192, 1351804285141.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5532921

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:02:28 2014 No.5532931 >>5532926 >well I have a big bowl of cheetos to eat, talk to you later

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:07:07 2014 No.5532944 File: 2.45 MB, 470x270, 1351804602497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:08:11 2014 No.5532946 File: 1.62 MB, 390x260, 1351805650633.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >average /ck/ user

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:08:55 2014 No.5532951 >>5532944 >fuck it, might as well start eating from pet food dishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:09:38 2014 No.5532953 File: 1.34 MB, 355x240, 1351804996144.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:10:54 2014 No.5532954 File: 1.26 MB, 320x180, 1351805055979.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:11:57 2014 No.5532957 File: 317 KB, 300x166, 1351805303061.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:13:03 2014 No.5532958 File: 2.21 MB, 350x263, 1351805688666.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:14:42 2014 No.5532963 File: 955 KB, 480x270, 1351806697685.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5532958

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:14:54 2014 No.5532964 All of these infomercials are manufactured to make the users look like idiots without their stupid as seen on TV wonderproduct. That's different from real people fucking up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:15:10 2014 No.5532965 >>5532958 >hey you! you're stupid and you need this because you're so stupid! buy it! t-thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:15:59 2014 No.5532968 File: 1.00 MB, 750x750, 1397600984232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5532944 ITS A FUCKING DOG BOWL

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:16:49 2014 No.5532970 >>5532964 The hell you say

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:18:19 2014 No.5532976 >>5532888 The smaller bloody mary gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:21:09 2014 No.5532980 >>5532917 Jesus and the power of love

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:26:07 2014 No.5532995 >>5532970 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:46:56 2014 No.5533032 >>5532896 This is like an upside down atom bomb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:50:33 2014 No.5533039 File: 70 KB, 542x408, lolplatybelodon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527142 >>5527850 > would eat while laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 15:00:45 2014 No.5533069 >>5527728 Rotary Sushi in Japan sometimes has stuff like this. It's cheap and meant for kids who don't like sushi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 17:48:35 2014 No.5533459 >>5527850 Holy fuck Im dying

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 17:59:41 2014 No.5533486 File: 1.13 MB, 331x1003, cheetos.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5532926 >>5532931

>>	npc Fri Jun 20 19:32:56 2014 No.5533642 >>5532921 this happens on those slick cafeteria trays at buffets. My reflexes have adapted to catching the little plastic cup filled with liquid and letting it slide back to its original position in one maneuver.

>>	npc Fri Jun 20 19:36:42 2014 No.5533652 >>5532946 should have made a bag-bowl. and who doesn't like the refreshing cool feeling of concession condensation on through on their rusack?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 19:44:32 2014 No.5533674 >>5527138 >HAPPY BIRTHDRR

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 19:49:40 2014 No.5533682 >>5532920 it didn't even spill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 19:52:44 2014 No.5533689 >>5527836 How the hell do you fuck that up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 20:00:25 2014 No.5533706 No picture but a few years ago two grills I know managed to burn boiled potatoes. How the hell can you not notice that almost all water is gone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 14:17:39 2014 No.5535667 File: 63 KB, 500x728, nailed-it-32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I remember seeing a bunch on a "Pinterest vs Reality" blog, but I don't have it bookmarked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 14:48:28 2014 No.5535748 >>5532963 why god why?

Anonymous Sat Jun 21 14:49:21 2014 No.5535752

>>5531052
You're missing the point. It's not about making it, it's about the fact that you expect to be responsible for your own cake at all. If there isn't someone else in your life throwing a birthday party for you, then you should take a long look at the decisions that have brought you to this point in your life.

Anonymous Sat Jun 21 18:17:04 2014 No.5536212

>>5532303
psych/biochem major here, everyone lives in their imagination. Think about how you perceive the world step by step; the information exists outside of you, your senses communicate with your brain where they are processed and made sense of, then you can remember the processed information in your short term memory, which you probably think is the the world around you but you can't actually know what that shit's like because you're not equipped to.
Kids are actually more capable of understanding reality as it really is, because the earliest stages of development are for making sense of existence. But, yeah, all your long term memories are like 70% bullshit, we dont really need to remember all that shit, that'd be a waste of energy. Every time you try to recall something you "can't remember," you're probably making that shit up. We're pretty good at bullshitting, though. Inferring shit and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 18:43:54 2014 No.5536247 File: 82 KB, 400x696, truth-about-abs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5531029 pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 19:05:34 2014 No.5536290 >>5527138 Lol looks like the shark turned into a zombie whale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 19:11:28 2014 No.5536305 >>5536212 >psych/biochem major here Opinion disregarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 19:36:23 2014 No.5536392 >>5535667 I made those a couple of months ago, and it was a terrible mistake. They are extremely massive and unbearably sweet. I don't know how that guy fucked it up though, as they aren't that hard to make.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 20:17:13 2014 No.5536470 File: 87 KB, 498x660, 113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not my pic, but I know that feel

Anonymous Sat Jun 21 20:55:25 2014 No.5536537
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>>5527156
>>5531684
Retards put RAW dough on the oven rack because HURR IT WORKED WITH MUH FROZEN PIZZASS.

>>5532297
They Deserved it.

>>5527637
So did you. And pic related for you.

>>5532284
No. Just no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 21:03:29 2014 No.5536550 >>5536537 You're an idiot. I buy thawed take and bakes from wal mart and bake them directly on the oven rack. What happened in that picture is not a common occurrence, I've never seen it happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 21:24:11 2014 No.5536605 >>5536550 Yea, it looks like the oven fucked up during cooking, or that they didn't have the temperature up enough, so it just got warm enough to make the dough and sauce all soggy

Anonymous Sat Jun 21 21:38:08 2014 No.5536634

>>5536550
>You're an idiot.
You don't even have enough information/evidence to deduce that of me.

>I buy thawed take and bakes from walmart and bake them directly on the oven rack.
Ok.

>What happened in that picture is not a common occurrence
No fucking shit.

>I've never seen it happen.
Ok.

They put raw, room temp. dough on the rack, like retards. Pizza dough is soft. It will fall through any large gaps such as with that rack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 21:42:34 2014 No.5536649 >>5536537 I like when people come on 4chan and take all of their frustrations out on the most random shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 21:57:42 2014 No.5536674 File: 33 KB, 403x312, danieltoshfeedsamonkey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527850 I'm crying holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 00:18:37 2014 No.5537020 >>5527140 How do you even fuck that up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 00:41:38 2014 No.5537072 >>5536392 Cookie dough needs more flour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 00:52:06 2014 No.5537099 >>5537020 Looks like the egg leaked out from the bottoms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 11:02:42 2014 No.5538055 File: 74 KB, 1500x1139, 71MyvuO8BoL._SL1500_[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527758 I thought they used a hair straightener to cook the toast

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 11:06:44 2014 No.5538061 >>5537020 The pan wasn't hot. Looks like they started with a cold pan, turned the heating element on, placed the ingredients in the pan as it warmed up and expected it to work out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 11:09:30 2014 No.5538069 >>5527728 Why? It's a hotdog served with a different carb than you are used to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 11:19:12 2014 No.5538089 >>5532976 oh my god i never noticed the other bloody mary on top of it. oh god my sides

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 11:38:32 2014 No.5538131 File: 93 KB, 420x420, 1379922350213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5536392 >unbearably sweet get a load of this skinny faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 15:50:56 2014 No.5538568 >>5527651 Never forget

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 15:52:06 2014 No.5538574 >>5527659 one single flood spore can destroy a bakery

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 15:53:52 2014 No.5538582 >>5527715 Japanese people want to be white so bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 15:55:09 2014 No.5538586 >>5527836 Play-Doh - Fun to play with, not to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 16:01:07 2014 No.5538606 >omg lookit this epic struggle plate xD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 16:05:38 2014 No.5538618 >>5530304 It is, the guy's just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 16:10:15 2014 No.5538624 >>5527134 kill me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 18:36:15 2014 No.5538914 >>5532963 /r/ing the version where "Thanks, Obama" comes up at the bottom

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 18:50:49 2014 No.5538938 >>5530309 Stop being mean to your daughter

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 18:57:36 2014 No.5538955 File: 20 KB, 240x236, Chinless Wonder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527758 >they put the toast on top of the toaster

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 19:25:17 2014 No.5538991 >>5529705 Really? I think they're funny as shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 19:40:06 2014 No.5539002 >>5538914 Keep it in reddit.

Anonymous Sun Jun 22 19:41:57 2014 No.5539004

>>5536634

that pizza dough actually disintegrated. usually pizza dough, being a bread dough, has enough gluten development to hold together so even if it did fall through the rack it would fall in one piece. making pizza dough that actually falls to pieces is an act of severe technical incompetence, nothing to do with being raw and room temperature.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:02:59 2014 No.5539045 File: 57 KB, 600x600, not.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5527850

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:13:00 2014 No.5539069 >>5532888 I hate the "my sides" meme, but goddamn I actually laughed until my sides hurt. That is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:13:46 2014 No.5539071 >>5539002 /r/ is a board on 4chan you idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:19:49 2014 No.5539079 >>5539071 And your ``epic meme'' spouting belongs on reddit. Also, saying ``/r/ing'' is what crossies and /b/tards (but I repeat myself) say when they want to fit in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:22:46 2014 No.5539087 >>5532953 That doesn't seem like such a bad product. Isn't that just some probably-overpriced version of what restaurants use anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:24:33 2014 No.5539091 File: 41 KB, 375x375, shiggydiggycaptcha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5539079 not the guy you were talking to but.. >2001 >trying this hard as a newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:25:17 2014 No.5539092 >>5539079 R/ing REKT imagemacro amirite anon XD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:43:49 2014 No.5539129 >>5539002 Stop fucking trying so hard newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:46:15 2014 No.5539141 >>5539004 >fall through the rack >in one piece What kind of magical physics-bending dough do you have that can fall through the slats in an oven rack in a single piece.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:47:18 2014 No.5539143 >>5536550 >I buy thawed take and bakes from wal mart Thanks for letting us know we shouldn't pay any attention to what you say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:48:08 2014 No.5539148 File: 200 KB, 795x598, Who are you quoting - Copy (6) - Copy - Copy - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5539091

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 20:58:10 2014 No.5539173 >>5539004 Pretty much all pizza dough would start sagging down and fall through. Especially ones like that with heavy toppings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 21:43:32 2014 No.5539246 >>5527850 this actually brought me to crying tears hahahahaha... oh god my sides

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