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Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:29:09 2014 No.5523395 [Reply] [Original]

Why does this stuff suck so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:30:05 2014 No.5523399 >>5523395 It doesn't, you're just mistaken. Next question?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:31:07 2014 No.5523400 >>5523395 Because it doesn't even ask know what it's trying to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:32:31 2014 No.5523404 >>5523399 Okay. Why doesn't it suck so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:37:57 2014 No.5523421 >>5523395 It doesn't, your taste in food just sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:38:33 2014 No.5523423 >>5523404 because it tastes good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:43:38 2014 No.5523441 >>5523404 because it's gooey and delicious and vaguely Italian and contains all the ingredients of lasagna only with a doughy crispy crust instead of soggy noodles.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:48:37 2014 No.5523455
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>>5523395

because that it clearly some form of imitation fggt louse ass chi-town meaning when you simulate but you can't emulate the real deal...gonna make you cum for days in your mouth deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep dish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:56:08 2014 No.5523482 It's literally pizza pie. Why so much hate?

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:57:20 2014 No.5523485

>>5523395
Because you are chewing on huge globs of cheese. It's not balanced. If you were to attempt to eat it like a normal pizza, you could not do so. You'll get multiple bites of cheese globs with a tiny bit of sauce and bread, and then you'll finish it with that giant bread wall. It's not reasonable. Just order an actual pizza and forget about that stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:00:19 2014 No.5523491 >>5523485 >If you were to attempt to eat it like a normal pizza, you could not do so Hence using a fork. Who the hell eats deep dish like regular pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:00:23 2014 No.5523492 >>5523485 Sounds like you are terrible at eating. No, you don't eat it like a normal pizza tard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:01:19 2014 No.5523495 >>5523395 probably b/c youre doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:02:56 2014 No.5523504 Canadafag here, I know I've always died to try real Chicago deep dish. It honestly looks good to me, not something I'd want to eat all the time though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:03:13 2014 No.5523505 >>5523495 my bad thought this was quiche, carry on

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:03:30 2014 No.5523506

>>5523455
OP's pic looks better than yours. That's kind of funny, considering your post.

>>5523482
The problem is the construction of it. It is not at all optimal. I personally love for the cheese on a pizza to get some browning. That's impossible with Dickago Deep Dick abominations. And they are oddly proud of their flaws. That is probably the worst part about it all. They are PROUD of making this shitty thing. In fact I am pretty sure most of the rage comes from how proud of it they are, and not that the rest of the world actually would otherwise care what the fuck they are eating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:04:25 2014 No.5523510 Why can't Chicagoans do anything right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:05:07 2014 No.5523513 >>5523441 I vomited.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:05:13 2014 No.5523514 >>5523491 >>5523492 The point was that you CANT eat it like a pizza, and thus it's not a fucking pizza, you retarded, Shitcago twats. Wake up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:08:10 2014 No.5523520 >>5523514 I guess this is what happens when Chicago has over half a million crack addicts living there, they make shitty inventions like this and have the sad delusion that it's actually good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:13:22 2014 No.5523541 File: 33 KB, 546x459, King home.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >calling that a pizza it's a casserole, and fuck Shitcago in general

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:14:03 2014 No.5523545 >>5523514 >omegherd, I ordereded one of those reuben sandwiches that is encased in melted cheese and tried to pick it up and eat it like a sandwich >better blame the dish! You are this retarded

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:18:53 2014 No.5523570

>>5523510
Because their food culture is built on the fantasies of people who lived through the depression, then dealt with war rationing. So when they finally had money they just wanted to eat wads of white flour and grease. Hence the Chicago pizza, hot dog and Italian beef sandwich. Any of these would have seemed like manna from heaven back in 1932 if you were out of work and starving, but in this century they're just greasy bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:25:18 2014 No.5523600 >>5523570 I can't really say which shutin commune back room home schooling bullshit they dun fucked your ass up with...but DAMN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:26:02 2014 No.5523603 >>5523570 >chicago dog >greasy What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:27:02 2014 No.5523611 >>5523395 it doesn't suck it's just not pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:39:30 2014 No.5523659 File: 182 KB, 500x371, 1402638229245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523395 >mfw im from chicago and hate deep dish pizza

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:41:18 2014 No.5523670

>>5523603
All that "juice" in a hot dog? That's grease.
>>5523600
Chicago is the only place where I've walked away from a pizza, and threw a beef sandwich in the trash after a few bites. Terrible, horrible stuff.

Today's Chicago has great food, but the old school classics they celebrate make Philly look good by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:44:48 2014 No.5523683 >>5523545 Can't even come up with a worthy comparison... typical of you dickago twats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:54:29 2014 No.5523736 >>5523683 >>5523570 >>5523541 I wonder what it;s like being this petty about dumb bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 05:40:34 2014 No.5524264 >>5523395 Because I can't buy it by the slice for a dollar and I can't eat it on the way to work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 06:17:28 2014 No.5524327 File: 55 KB, 610x458, 20140525-294370-best-deep-dish-pizza-ginos-east-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's stuffed pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 06:32:04 2014 No.5524355 >>5523506 >stoplikingwhatIdon'tlike.jpeg You sound like an ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:42:57 2014 No.5524600 Is it possible to get deep dish pizza outside of Illinois or other Chicago expat-filled cities?

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:45:14 2014 No.5524607

>>5524600
You might be able to find one place that does it poorly, and I mean really poorly. Like, imitation Philly hoagie shop-tier bad. You know, the kind they have in cities where they're like 20 people from Philly, so one dude opens up a shitty sandwich shop to try to appeal to them, and he fucks it all up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:47:43 2014 No.5524616 >>5524607 that's a very specific reference, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:50:02 2014 No.5524624 >>5524264 That's because it's not street food. It's not something to replace regular pizza, but to add some variety to pizza eating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:54:03 2014 No.5524634 >>5524607 Well then, not likely to ever eat deep dish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:58:46 2014 No.5524639 File: 568 KB, 1024x768, 1161686993081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523395 It sucks because it's concave

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:10:15 2014 No.5524660 >>5524639 How do single people eat deep-dish anyway? There's no way even a fatass could eat a whole one, most people couldn't eat half a one even if they tried. Shit must be food for days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:14:02 2014 No.5524667 >>5523570 The Chicago hot dog was created specifically for the depression.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:24:43 2014 No.5524675 >>5524660 Nobody is supposed to eat a whole pizza in one sitting. Not unless you made some 6" flatbread pizza from scratch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:33:45 2014 No.5524684 >mad jew yorkers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:35:44 2014 No.5524687 >>5524675 Speak for yourself, you 90 pound weakling

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:16:56 2014 No.5524751

>>5523395
I'm from SEAsia, and the first time I tried this was last year, I think. It's been here for a long time, but I just never bothered. I don't really get the debate/hate surrounding it. It tastes good. My favorite is still thin crust, but variety never hurts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:21:35 2014 No.5524762 wayyyyy too much topping

>>	Leonidas Tue Jun 17 20:02:39 2014 No.5525795 >>5523395 It taste real real good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:29:54 2014 No.5525842 >>5523395 quiche?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:35:24 2014 No.5525847 >>5524751 This. It's not some abomination, it's actually pretty tasty. And nobody is trying to say it's the same as a regular slice of pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:41:39 2014 No.5525853 too tomato quichepie for me .jpg

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