/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5502782]

>cooking something with expensive ingredients
>retarded (in the actual sense) whale neighbor comes over, seats herself in the kitchen and stares at you while you cook
>and stares
>and stares
>your sociophobia tingles
>sweat all over
>finish cooking while shuddering
>take a platefull and seat yourself
>retardwhale still staring
>freeze, don't know what to do
>"summin 'up?"
>shake head
>still frozen
>then I lose the fight
>"are you hungry?"
>"mhhmh" (=yes) (stupid question)
>sigh, "help yourself"
>she cleans the whole pan which were at least two servings and supposed to get me through the day
>eating in silence because she's still staring at you
>she doesn't even offer to divide the costs
>she also doesn't even offer to clean
>she says: "I'm a good cook don't you think so?" (her "special" brand of humour)
>forced laugh
>fuck you and fuck off

[Anonymous No.5502787]

>>5502782
Im confused, this person just walked into your home?

[Anonymous No.5502789]

>>5502782
Why did u let your neighbor in you place to begin with

[Anonymous No.5502792]

>>5502782
Lock your fucking doors!

[Anonymous No.5502798]

>>5502782

Why did you acknowledge the downie at all?

>Split the cost
>Offer to clean
>Expecting them to behave like actual human beings

[Anonymous No.5502803]

>>5502782
OP is clearly a drama queen, don't waste time asking why he just let's people in his house.

[Anonymous No.5502935]

She's a friend of one of my flatmates. He lets her into the house.

[Anonymous No.5502964]

>>5502935
Charge your flatmate.
Or
Get a non tard flatmate

[Anonymous No.5503005]

>>5502782
She's a fat pig (with two portions) who wanted to make conversation while eating your food. Sharing meals is supposed to be a social interaction. It's a cheap way of making friends. If your room mate is male he's trying to fuck her or is.

Stop giving away your own food and stand up for yourself. Harden the fuck up.

>>5502964

His room mate owes nothing because he gave that food away. Should have called her out for eating it all. I would.

[Anonymous No.5503011]

Why would you even offer?
You silently take all of it into your room and lock yourself in.

[Anonymous No.5503024]

>>5502782
So you live with a genuinely retarded, female Kramer, and are too much of a beta pussy to control your own home.

Nice, OP.

[Anonymous No.5503714]

>>5502782
>neighbor comes over
lock your door you fuckin idiot

[Anonymous No.5503931]

>>5503024

[Anonymous No.5503945]

Should have served her a bowl of it yourself instead and then put the rest in the fridge saying "Oh I'm saving the rest for work" or some shit like that

You got assburgers or something?

[Anonymous No.5503948]

>>5502782

wow you're an awkward little fuck aren't you? have you ever had another man tickle you from the inside...

[Anonymous No.5503951]

>>5502787
>>5502789
>>5502792
>>5502798
>>5502964
>>5503011
>>5503024
>>5503714
>>5503945
>>5503948
lmao i trolled all of you fags

[Anonymous No.5503959]

>>5502782
Look. You made a beautiful meal, for a mentally challenged neighbour, who obviosly really enjoys her food. You most likely made her week, not just her day. Chances are she'll always remember such a tender moment in her pathetic life. Don't cheapen such an amazing act of giving of oneself.