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>preparing some vegetables to throw in with my shitty instant ramen noodles
>parents have company
>they start talking in the kitchen
>right in font of the stove and cupboard where the pans are kept
>stare at my finished cutting board waiting for them to leave
>5 minutes past and im still staring at my knife and they havent moved
>run upstairs and post this

I just left the vegetables sitting there.

>> No.5496417

>>5496416
why cant you just cook with them in there?

>> No.5496423
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5496423

I don't why this funny but it is.

OP will be in the news soon for killing parents.
"They wouldn't let me make my ramen,"

>> No.5496430

>>5496416
Jesus F. Christ, learn to say "Excuse me" and have them move.

I don't even get why you have to cook instant ramen when you have so much spaghetti flowing out of your pockets.

>> No.5496431

>>5496423
so slenderman told me to kill them

>> No.5496455

>>>/r9k/

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5496469

>>5496417

They were discussing a recently deceased person and I didnt want to interrupt.

I felt bad all the while i was making loud sizzling noises

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5496482

>>5496469
>I felt bad all the while i was making loud sizzling noises

you were chopping vegetables?!?!?!?!?!??!

Parents are as good as dead.

>> No.5496487

>>5496416
Why don't you eat with everyone else?

>> No.5496521

>>5496487

Because I wouldnt have anything to say

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5496543

>>5496521
yep it's going to happen
probably will kill the family's pets first
then Mommy then Daddy

>> No.5496549

>>5496469
Couldn't you cook the vegetables in the hot water?

>> No.5496556

>>5496521
To your own family and their friends? Levels of autism that have never before been reached.

>> No.5496559

>>5496543

I wouldn't ever want to kill anyone unless the person in question was in a position to kill others.

>>5496549

i just fry the mushrooms and precooked meat in butter and then add to the noodles when theyre halfway done, the onion is added at the end

its not a meal or recipe or anything i was just too lazy to cook something and its all I had

>> No.5496615

>>5496430
Sick burn

>> No.5497972

>living with parents.

maybe that's the bigger problem

>> No.5498000

>>5496469
>Chopped vegetables
>Loud sizzling noises

Bro I think you're doing something wrong.

>> No.5498014

>>5496416
Fetal position, cover you ears, scream and kick your legs. Works every time.

>> No.5498169

Use your words you passive aggressive herb.

You make me sick.