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/ck/ ever drank too much soda and got bad cramps from trapped asses because Anonymous Fri May 30 19:01:20 2014 No.5478032 [Reply] [Original]

it hurts alot is there a cure?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:04:14 2014 No.5478043 farting with a walkman on walking or jumping up and down to shake your intestines and let the gas pass easier puking drinking more plain water to press it out

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:11:20 2014 No.5478062 >>5478043 farting walkman? I don't get how listening to loud music would help me fart better.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:12:39 2014 No.5478069 File: 77 KB, 961x982, 65452534425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 >trapped asses

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:20:12 2014 No.5478095 File: 11 KB, 798x486, 2543534232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw this thread I dunno OP try to not drink so much soda next time or just stop all together its full of corn syrup

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:26:29 2014 No.5478117 >>5478043 trying to drink more water makes it hurt more but then it feels better. why ddin't i just drink a smoothue

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:30:12 2014 No.5478127 >>5478032 No but I get peristalsis from wine gum

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:39:45 2014 No.5478159 File: 84 KB, 173x201, koffee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 >trapped asses

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:40:23 2014 No.5478163 >>5478127 whats that? Inb4 gooleg, I want to hear it from you if thats okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:44:42 2014 No.5478177 >>5478163 ever heard of trapped asses? pretty much the same but not painful.

Anonymous Fri May 30 19:50:18 2014 No.5478193

I always think of that scene from The Last King of Scotland when the doctor puts the baseball bat against Forrest Whittaker's gut and tells him to stand up. It forces the gas down and he lets out a big fart.

I've had bad gas a few times and that seemed like it would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:50:58 2014 No.5478196 >>5478177 uhhhh...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:52:00 2014 No.5478201 >>5478193 sounds like an awful way to explode the intestines, OUCH. will not try.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:53:02 2014 No.5478204 File: 27 KB, 600x443, 432543252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478095 >squeek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:53:20 2014 No.5478205 File: 36 KB, 220x300, johnson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 .....trapped asses?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:54:15 2014 No.5478207 >>5478095 starfire: "help friend raven, I have the trapped asses!" >>5478127 really what is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:59:22 2014 No.5478219 >>5478207 it's some sort of vehement vermicular movement

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 21:32:36 2014 No.5478511 >>5478219 can you be more specific? does it have something to do with soda?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 21:33:59 2014 No.5478521 >>5478032 wow just can't stop laughing..l ah i canthahahah

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 21:36:02 2014 No.5478530 >>5478032 i think i have the same shit. I drink way too much beer and sometimes i get this mussle spasm in my asshole. The cure is lying down with your ass in the air and relaxing your mussles. Lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 21:39:51 2014 No.5478553 File: 442 KB, 500x484, 34532534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478205 Trapped Asses.

Anonymous Fri May 30 21:44:30 2014 No.5478567

>>5478511
>can you be more specific?
it manifests itself as an undulating rumble progressing from stomach towards colon stemming from non-voluntarily muscular cavity changes creating certain sounds
>does it have something to do with soda?
my guess is that while prolongedly chewing the rubbery wine gum you swallow lots of air that is feasible as the inside of the sounding box

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 22:06:22 2014 No.5478651 >>5478567 so your stomach makes noises.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 22:15:11 2014 No.5478687 >>5478651 and it moves.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 22:51:33 2014 No.5478754 >>5478530 the cure is me sticking it in there :0)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 22:59:42 2014 No.5478764 File: 22 KB, 220x220, 1399557410069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >trapped asses tho

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 23:10:41 2014 No.5478791 File: 109 KB, 496x475, 3452543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 yo dog... the ass is trap!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 23:34:19 2014 No.5478840 File: 151 KB, 824x1003, ttihihi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 >trapped asses

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 14:41:31 2014 No.5480262 >>5478032 sometimes I get a stomache ache and I eat some lettuce and it helps me. I donno about others.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 14:55:22 2014 No.5480294 File: 144 KB, 794x782, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 >trapped asses

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 14:56:58 2014 No.5480297 File: 7 KB, 542x298, 45323543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I come back and accidentally a spelling mistake

Anonymous Sat May 31 18:04:55 2014 No.5480618

>>5478043
>walking down the sidewalk eating some beans
>boom boom tiss
>boom boom tiss
>walking past some people
>RIP RIP RIP RAP RIP RAP TISSS
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>boom boom tiss
>boom boom tiss

anyone know the reason why beans cause ass sometimes? (gass)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 18:09:59 2014 No.5480625 File: 153 KB, 500x361, pass the soda bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No cure, only pain

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 18:14:48 2014 No.5480635 >>5480618 Isn't it something to do with the way the bacteria in your stomach digests the fiber in beans and it's the bacteria making the asses. Everyone has different bacteria in their stomach, that's why we all have different smelling asses.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 18:48:48 2014 No.5480706 >>5480635 huh. cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 19:29:31 2014 No.5480809 File: 232 KB, 1600x1127, Cobra-Pose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 do this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 19:51:17 2014 No.5480856 File: 23 KB, 260x258, 1392944165720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5478032 >trapped asses

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 21:57:21 2014 No.5481121 >>5478032 I drink clean water and drink it slowly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 1 13:46:30 2014 No.5482661 >>5478032 trapped asses haha... reminds me of when I didn't get enough fiber. now I eat lots of flax and vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 1 19:32:37 2014 No.5483639 >>5478069 hehehe

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