/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5460671]

Post things that upset most of /ck/.

[Anonymous No.5460691]

>>5460671
It took me a long time to comprehend what was going on in this picture.

[Anonymous No.5460698]

>>5460671
>Post things that upset most of /ck/.

I have the feeling this is what most of /ck/ does most of the time.

When do we actually discuss food?

[Anonymous No.5460701]

>>5460698
This.

[Anonymous No.5460704]

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[Anonymous No.5460708]

>>5460707
>implying that doesn't result in perfectly good bacon

[Anonymous No.5460709]

>>5460704
Is that man eating some sort of sushi with a fork?

What's wrong with that? What kind of moron wouldn't use a proper, efficient, and civilized utensil instead of two sticks some savage ripped from a tree?

[Anonymous No.5460711]

>>5460704
It's not like he's stabbing the sushi.
I don't see the difference in eating sushi with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.5460712]

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[Anonymous No.5460715]

>>5460712

awww fucking dammit...you son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.5460799]

>>5460671
Ketchup. WalMart. Steak not bloody rare. Your pic.

[Anonymous No.5460915]

>>5460671
weak bait
every attempt

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[Anonymous No.5460936]

[Anonymous No.5460942]

[Anonymous No.5460948]

[Anonymous No.5461001]

>>5460930
FRUITS??? and VEGETABLES???!??! ON /ck/ ?!?!?!?!?!???!

that is perfectly acceptable. (watch out for the trolls and shills though)

[Anonymous No.5461005]

>>5460942
WELL GOOD ON THEM!


GOOD.

anyone who doesn't like this simply has an opinion, OR IS A BIG BAD TROLLSHILL

[Anonymous No.5461010]

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[Anonymous No.5461041]

"That's a nice knife you've got there, anon. Sure would be a shame if something... happened to it."

[Anonymous No.5461056]

>>5461041
Why does it exist?

[ETHANOL No.5461066]

>>5461056
I like mine, not for cutting though. It looks cool and is easy to clean after I put ingredients on it. I cut on plastic and transfer the prepped stuff to the glass board.

[Anonymous No.5461073]

>>5461066
being retarded sounds like a lot of work

[Anonymous No.5461079]

>>5461056

i think its for ceramic knives?

[Anonymous No.5461114]

>>5461020
I literally eat this and love it.

crisp it up in the pan... wrapping it in romain lettuce..

[Anonymous No.5461125]

>>5460709
>>5460711
that's not the sushi anyway...

[Anonymous No.5461145]

>>5461079
It will destroy ceramic knives too.

[Anonymous No.5461148]

>>5461125
What?

[Anonymous No.5461152]

>>5461145

do you even know what the hardness scale is...by your math dick couldn't penetrate a vajayjay.

[Anonymous No.5461154]

>>5460709
Only chopsticks and fingers should be used for eating that Japanese junk food.

[Anonymous No.5461156]

>>5461145
That's why you use knives made out of diamond

[Anonymous No.5461158]

>>5461148
what i've said

[Anonymous No.5461161]

>>5461156

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_knife

[Anonymous No.5461163]

>>5461158
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.5461164]

>>5461154
>Americans believe sugared white rice is healthy.

[Anonymous No.5461172]

>>5461156
This is probably going to become available in stores in the near future, for those willing to pay the price. Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[Anonymous No.5461181]

>>5461161
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_knife
I can't tell from the picture but I bet the knife looks pretty sexy.

[Anonymous No.5461188]

>>5461172


my brain hurts. staaahp

[Anonymous No.5461266]

>>5460924
Its like I do and dont get these kinds of meals.

I get it since its a nice little 'artsy' sort of dish fancy chiefs do and I guess thats fine in itself, as for the 'dont get portion' is 'why the fuck is it so damn small?' I know im an ameri-fat and eveything but that thing could barely feed a starving child in africa let alone the flys rolling about its body.

Damnit it still looks nice.

[Anonymous No.5461268]

>>5461266
It's one of many courses. That's why it's so small.

[Anonymous No.5461274]

>>5461268
But if you don't heap up all the ingredients so that every last square mm of plate is covered up, how will I know if I'm getting MUH MUNNY'S WORTH

[Anonymous No.5461291]

>>5461268
realy? huh never realy knew that, guess im a poor fag pleb then my mistake carry on.
>>5461274
the drive through is just around the corner sir they will fulfill your needs.

[Anonymous No.5462341]

>>5460712

So yeah, this. Fuck him and his nipples.

[Anonymous No.5463264]

>>5461291
(Appetisers)
First starter
Second starter
Fish
Meat
(Desserts)

[ETHANOL No.5463324]

>>5463264
I would go to this party.

[Anonymous No.5463929]

>>5460936
>1982
wow i thought this only started in the 90s

[Anonymous No.5463936]

>>5461156
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_knife
> in addition the knives must be professionally sharpened as the edge dulls

Not even a Diamond Knives can survive glass cutting boards

[Anonymous No.5463944]

>>5463264
not bad deal for 325 euros

[Anonymous No.5463964]

>>5463936
>Not even a Diamond Knives
>a... Knives
durrrhrrrrrhurhurhurr

[Anonymous No.5463988]

>>5461020
>>5461114
this, sliced thin salt and pepper with some herbs pan fried in a little butter

[Anonymous No.5464027]

>file name

[Anonymous No.5464039]

>>5460671
Why are all the lights on if it's flooded?

Also vegan/vegetarian with bonus points if it's for a bf/gf.

[Anonymous No.5464043]

>>5464027
That's some shitty facial structure she has

[Anonymous No.5464045]

>>5464043
Yeah, she's probably American but of European decent.

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[Anonymous No.5464052]

>>5464050
God, it looks so fucking tough and over cooked. I couldn't even imagine trying to cut that with plastic flatware.

[Anonymous No.5464082]

>>5460671
So, what is going on in OP's picture?

[Anonymous No.5464086]

>>5464082
Flooded McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.5464088]

>>5464082
How they get americans to learn how to swim

[ETHANOL No.5464097]

>>5464088
ok I laughed.

[Anonymous No.5465010]

>>5463944
It's expensive as fuck for what it is. It's not even remotely original.

[Anonymous No.5465016]

>>5465010

I don't know what things are like where you live, but where I live there is a steep markup on new years eve restaurant menus. If you want to go out and have a good time NYE anywhere that doesn't suck, be prepared to pay out the nose. Doesn't seem that expensive to me considering it's overloaded with expensive items AND it's admission prices for a NYE party with open bar.

[Anonymous No.5465038]

>>5461056

The houseboss I rent a room from has 2 in the kitchen. One small exactly like the pic and a bigger one. Horrible things. I bought a plastic one because I was tired of it.

[Anonymous No.5465084]

>>5461172
Oh fuck that was funny.

[Anonymous No.5465122]

>>5460671
Well it used to.

[Anonymous No.5465126]

ahem.

[Anonymous No.5465129]

>>5460704
is the problem bringing stupid kids to a nice restaurant or eating sushi with a goddam fork?

both

[Anonymous No.5465183]

Every American shitposting thread.

[ETHANOL No.5465221]

>>5461172
...............

[Anonymous No.5465253]

>>5465126


that pizza looks so delicious!

[Anonymous No.5465262]

[Anonymous No.5465276]

>>5465262

aaaand that one looks disgusting.

0/10

[Anonymous No.5465280]

>>5465262
I hate square cut pizza.

[Anonymous No.5465479]

>>5465221
you're a cool guy for posting Buzzo

[Anonymous No.5465834]

True story time:
>Housemate1 has cast iron pan
>puts it in the kitchen cupboard
>Housemate2 sees pan, uses it
>puts it in the dishwasher
>Housemate1's GF sees and gets it outta there
>Housemate2 is informed that he better not do that again
>"Ok, I just never took a course on how to use a cast iron pan."
>Be me, think "You'd better."
>Housemate2 uses pan again, repeatedly
>after each usage, takes steaming hot pan, fills it with cold water
>few weeks later
>Housemate1 uses pan
>notices the formerly even pan is now bent at the bottom
>his face when

[Anonymous No.5465843]

>>5465834
once again, it's Housemate1's fault. His pan, his special fancy pan that doesn't cost 5 dollars and is not instantly replaceable... is HIS responsibility.

maybe he should murder roommate number 1? That would solve the problem. A less aggressive solution would be to keep the fucking pan out of the kitchen entirely... like keep it in a drawer in your computer deks. why the fuck wouldnt you?

you guys are fucking dumb. leaving shit out for people to destroy then bitching about it. Just TELLING someone doesn't actually share your passion for pans with them.

if you told me to not put the pan in the dishwasher, id FUCKING FORGET instantly. because my brain isn't concerned with pan instructions.

So... you either lock it up or you take the responsibility when others ruin it. This is why americans are such fucking idiots and sue everyoen around them. This entitlement.

You left your shit out for dumb roommates to destroy? ITS YOUR FAULT! They're dumb roommates.. they're just dumb. They're not going to change. You have to change, to adapt.

for fucks sake. If i ever find one of you faggots in RL im going to RUIN EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF COOKERY YOU OWN

[Anonymous No.5465856]

>>5465843
1. We are not american.
2. Thats what I told him - if you put your shit in the common area, you can expect it to be broken soon. Still, it's not his fault, although it was certainly unwise.
3. Thread is now successful.

[Anonymous No.5465857]

>>5465843
This.

I keep my good pans and my knife in special places. I keep my easily replaceable or hard-to-ruin crap in the common kitchen. And no, I don't feel weird carrying my freshly cleaned pans to my bedroom and storing them in my closet.

[Anonymous No.5465866]

>>5465843
I gotta disagree.

The first time the housemate misused the pan it was the pan's owner's fault for not making it clear the pan had special usage requirements.

But the second and subsequent times, that guy should've known he was out of his depth with that pan, and either educated himself on how to care for it properly (not rocket surgery) or left it alone. Anything else is disrespectful.

[Anonymous No.5465876]

>>5465856
1. We are not american.
> MFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuEnGTuqjh8

> Still, it's not his fault, although it was certainly unwise.
well, of course. he didnt destroy the pan. But he doomed it to a life of almost certain death! THE PARENTS should be held responsible! if you can't have a pan, DONT ADOPT IT! hue.

>>5465857
> And no, I don't feel weird carrying my freshly cleaned pans to my bedroom and storing them in my closet.
Right? I mean there are not a lot of things I value in my life. (material possessions). My smartphone is something i keep on me ALL the time. I never let it get to a situation where it may be at risk of being left behind or being stolen.

> hey lets go to the balcony
> ok let me just grab my phone
> what? you wont need your phone... just for a few minutes
> sorry, gotta get my phone.

Cause that way I'm responsible. i don't want to be in that STUPID situation (again) where my phone goes missing, the only black guy in the house "steps outside" and never comes back... and noone seems to know him cause he's "someone elses friend".

Been through it like 3 or 4 times already. So I know better. It's MY phone. MY responsibility. That's why it lives in MY pocket.

All the people blaming each other are just irresponsible children.

[Anonymous No.5465881]

>>5465866
> that guy should've known

I disagree. See, you missed a key point of my theory. My theory is that people only remember shit that's important to THEM. I'll remember my GF's birthday. but im not going to remember YOUR gf's birthday, no matter how many years in a row i forget it and look like an ass.

You can keep trying to impose your responsibility of fancy pans onto him. But it is a futile attempt. He is concerned with Jay-Z Memoribelia (just an example) and his mind doesn't have enough capacity to store Jay-Z memorabilia and Fancy Pans rules.

Get it? You can't just create new things for people to worry about as you go through life. If you did everything everyone ever told you... would that even be possible?

Respect others. Respect them enough not to give them this huge, complicated responsibility.

i dont get mad at my grandma when she erases all my DVR shit... ive told her THOUSANDS of times...
> grandma whatever you do just dont press THIS ONE button. Erase. She still does it. (she doesnt actually read the buttons... sigh)

[Anonymous No.5465883]

>>5461005
>Bragging about uninformed fear mongering

[Anonymous No.5465886]

>>5461114
>I literally eat this

As opposed to?

[Anonymous No.5465911]

>>5465881
I lived with a guy who had an expensive seasoned wok. I never went near it because at the time I knew I'd fuck it up somehow, and this man was quite particular about his stuff. He'd probably get mad if it wasn't clean and where he'd left it when he wanted to use it, and rightly so.

He had a few very expensive guitars too and, though I'm a guitarist myself and would've loved to play with them, I didn't touch them in case there was an accident.

Of course it probably helped that the housemate was working on his black belt in Wado style karate at the time and anything I did to his possessions, he could've easily done to my face.

But my position is that if you use someone else's stuff, you immediately accept responsibility for any damage caused by your ignorance or carelessness. It's not hard or complicated to get your own pans and just use those if you're a mature adult.

I'm sorry about your DVR stuff, that sucks.

[Anonymous No.5465919]

>>5465911
> But my position is that if you use someone else's stuff, you immediately accept responsibility for any damage caused by your ignorance or carelessness. It's not hard or complicated to get your own pans and just use those if you're a mature adult.

great. You sound like a responsible person. Now let's turn the tables. YOU have a black belt in judo. YOU have a wok.

what is your position on your own stuff? Are you going to be aware of what kind of person you're living with? are you going to recognize if they respect other's stuff or not?

Your life is your responsibility, no matter who is sharing it with you.

When you are a pedestrian - watch out for cars. When you are driving - watch out for pedestrians. Very fair.

[Anonymous No.5465920]

>>5465886
Figuratively eating it. Perhaps drawing an annotated diagram of himself eating it and speculating on the implications of such behaviour.

[Anonymous No.5465927]

>>5465911
Not him, but imho you're 100% completely correct.

However, in the event that your roommate does not feel the way you do, then raging out about it is more or less completely pointless. The fact of the matter is you both have responsibility. The owner has responsibility for leaving his crap where bad things can happen to it, the borrower has responsibility for actually doing the bad crap.

Take a gun owner with children in the house, for instance. It's the gun owners responsibility to ensure the safety of his gun. It's the children's parents' responsibility to ensure the children know not to play with guns. If the children shoot themselves in the face, then both parties share responsibility.

[Anonymous No.5465933]

>>5465927
> If the children shoot themselves in the face, then both parties share responsibility.
yeah... but who's gonna blame a kid for shooting himself with his dad's gun?

I was just arguing about "equal responsibility" just like you, and i do agree with the person you were responding to's statmenets (PYWRT's statements. new acronym. learn it.)

So its hard for me to start picking sides now. But... in the case of an accidental gun death i do think it would be more the owners responsibility. Its kind of the whole idea of gun control... that since guns are dangerous and people tend to be irresponsible, blah blah.

[Anonymous No.5465938]

>>5465843
Only /ck/ could get this riled up about some pans and roomates.

[Anonymous No.5465939]

>>5465933
oh and furthermore, the law would agree with me on this.

If i walked into a courtroom and grabbed a gun from an officer and shot my ex-wife... i would get manslaughter. It was an impulsive decision.

if i BROUGHT a gun with me to court and shot my ex-wife, i would get murder. It was premeditated.

So how you take care of your stuff does alter your responsibility. Keep your fancy shit (and loaded guns) out of the common areas so mere mortals cannot touch them.

[Anonymous No.5465940]

>>5465933
Well, I certainly wouldn't blame the kid. I would blame dad on two counts though. First, he didn't secure his weapon properly. Second, he didn't teach his kids that playing with guns is absolutely forbidden, with the most dire consequences imaginable.

It's an easier example to see if you imagine that the gun owner and the children's parents are two separate parties living under the same roof. They'd each be tempted to blame each other, but in truth, they dun both fucked up pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.5465951]

>>5465939
Sounds like you have some unresolved issues with your ex-wife.

Just saying.

[Anonymous No.5465952]

>>5465940
yeah, well i guess this example doesn't work well, because you are not your roommate's dad... you don't really have a responsibility to teach him everythin you know, and you are not in a dominant authority position over him.

its not like a dad and his son are roommates, after all.

yeah. what if a roommate kills himself with a roommates gun? Thats more like it. I still blame the idiot with the gun. What do you need a gun for? Muh freedoms? muh protection? gimme a break. I live in a dangerous ass city, ive had gangs approach me, ive been robbed before. Ive been shown guns and threatened with them.

And I can honestly say I've never needed a gun. In fact, if I would have had a gun in some of those situations, it would have ended much worse.
> talking about guns in the city, not out in rural hunting country...

[Anonymous No.5465954]

>>5465951
ive never been married, it was an example

[Anonymous No.5465965]

>>5465952
Well, I live in the country and I own guns for recreational shooting, so it was an example that came naturally to me. But gun control is it's own gigantic mess that has little to do with food or cooking, unless we're changing the subject in an attempt to troll the board.

Back to the roommate, I actually had a roommate try to suicide by overdosing on a bunch of the pills in my medicine chest before. I'm going to say the responsibility for that was 100% on her, since who locks up aspirin anyway? However, I must admit that since it was my possessions she used, I must share a part of that responsibility. Split responsibility--but this time a lot more on her end.

[Anonymous No.5465970]

>>5465965
So I know I contradicted myself here, but I changed my mind mid-sentence and forgot to edit what came before.

[Anonymous No.5465971]

>>5460704
This wouldn't make me mad. It is his food, he paid for it. Why should I care how he eats.

[Anonymous No.5465976]

>>5465965
Not your fault at all, you're absolutely right. Nobody thinks to lock up their meds in case of suicidal roommates. She could've used your razors or knife instead, what then?

If she'd overdosed on your knives nobody would've held you responsible.

[Anonymous No.5465981]

>>5465976
>>5465970
yeah i agree with anon, suicidal people are unpredicatable. You couldn't have known.

I guess there's always a slippery slope.... when we're talking about ruining pans, shame on you, when we're talking about people killing themselves, shame on them.

[Anonymous No.5465987]

[Anonymous No.5465989]

>>5465965
I used to hate guns then I took a trip to the country and my bf suggested we go to a shooting range and it was fun as hell. The idea of using them for anything but sport/hunting is ridiculous to me.

[Anonymous No.5465994]

>>5465981
I guess pans are a very borderline thing.

What about a computer? You have a pc in a public area, unpassworded, but you've warned your roommate about the dangers of searching random porn sites.

You leave on a trip, and come back to see your browser window has been almost completely eclipsed by toolbars and your antivirus won't run anymore.

I don't think it would be fair to put all the blame on the roommate, considering you're the one that gave a computer-ignorant person permission to use your machine. You, the computer-saavy owner, should have known better. He was just being retarded.

[Anonymous No.5466003]

>>5465994
> What about a computer? You have a pc in a public area, unpassworded
bahhhahahah. nope. No i don't. I'm anal about my computer. My friends come over and unless we're all doing something together on the PC, they ask me "hey man can i play this black ops here?"

> no, man. We're just chilling here watching TV. We're not playing black ops. This isn't a computer cafe.. where everyone comes in and does what they want. This is my house. You came to hang out with me. Stop doing that.

lol.

but yeah... if you "warned your roommate" then you should have just put a password. Then every time he needs to use it, just type it in and ask him "you still remember not to go on any malware infested porn sites right?"

Yeah.. if i left on a trip and left my computer unprotected i wouldn't blame him. Id be pissed about it differently... it would be more like
> what did i do in this life to deserve such idiot friends? why??? WHYYY JEBUS?

I did this though. My disgusting best friend that lives in squalor has infested his computer with roaches so it shorted out. He really wanted to use a computer and i was in a generous mood.. wasnt using my work laptop...

Long story short i get it back just 3 weeks later, and its entirely encased in jizz, weird syrups of different flavors, blood... and it has become a five star roach motel.

I blamed myself. I should have known. Obviously that friend will never get any technology borrowed to him ever again. But ... whose fault was it? it was mine. Definitely mine. Who the fuck would give "The Griz" (thats what his nickname is) my fucking laptop.

[Anonymous No.5466035]

>>5466003
So at some point, a person does have to take responsibility for their own equipment. I think it comes down, ultimately, to the value of the equipment in question.

Back to the original anon post, if this was some chintzy Lodge Logic that anon had finally gotten a nice old school seasoning on, I can see him leaving it in the kitchen proper and merely giving instructions to his roommate on how to properly care for it. If this was some old school cast iron that was a gift from his dear departed grandma's estate, though? Anon has no right to be raging about his roommate not caring for it properly. He should never have left it in the public area of his house.

That's what I think the other anon talking about his smartphone was getting at.

[Anonymous No.5466042]

>>5461158
>Jiro, the sushi skeleton.

[Anonymous No.5466061]

>>5466042
>Jiro Dreams of Gains

[Anonymous No.5466083]

>>5460671
Why is the floor so close to the ceiling?

[Anonymous No.5466093]

>>5466035
>anon had finally gotten a nice old school seasoning on, I can see him leaving it in the kitchen proper and merely giving instructions to his roommate on how to properly care for it. If this was some old school cast iron that was a gift from his dear departed grandma's estate, though? Anon has no right to be raging about his roommate not caring for it properly. He should never have left it in the public area of his house.

I agree with the premise, but in my opinion even if he "finally got an old school season on" thats like some roommate getting a "limited edition xbox controller" and being mad when someone opened it.. like.. what? sorry? i thought it was a toy...
> ITS NOT A TOY ITS A COLLECTORS ITEM
lol

[Anonymous No.5466098]

>>5466093

i have a big piece of tape that just says "DON"T!" over the light switch to my grow room.

Nobody has ever pressed it lol. Well, the tape prevents the switch from moving. but it also explains the reason every time. Double barrier.

[Anonymous No.5466104]

>>5466093
Like, I said
>the value of the equipment in question
to it's owner, of course, and not uninterested third parties.

If it's important to you and you suspect there's a slim chance someone might ruin it, take the steps necessary to ensure that it's safeguarded. Otherwise, cry more and post about how you're an irresponsible faggot on an anonymous imageboard.

[Anonymous No.5466137]

>>5466104
exactly. so.. doesn't that mean it boils down to the owners responsibility? if its so valuable to you, sentimentally or otherwise, its your responsibility to take precautions.

And if you're a really responsible person, you'll even overextend that responsbility to understanding that even when it's your roommates fault... its your fault for having a faulty roommate.

Case closed. This should be a children's book.

[Anonymous No.5466150]

>>5466137
hue. The issue of burned pans "boils down" to the owner's responsibility. hue hue

[Anonymous No.5466158]

>>5466083
kek

[Anonymous No.5466171]

>>5466137
Yes, I am in agreement. I'm one of the anons arguing for owner responsibility. I'm also the anon that had a roommate steal my meds to OD, though, so I understand that a line needs to be drawn somewhere. Though it's not as much of a line as it is a gradient scale, I think.

I propose that responsibility for ruined property is dependent on the value of the property in question.

[Anonymous No.5466212]

>>5466137
I wouldn't blame myself if someone broke my stuff, I'd blame the breaker of the stuff. Hiding your gear from your roommates just implies that you don't trust them with simple responsibilities like not randomly breaking people's stuff like some kind of undisciplined child, and treating someone like an idiot is almost as disrespectful as using someone else's things without permission or knowing what your doing, breaking it, then refusing to take responsibility because "You shouldn't have left it where I could reach it."

I agree that getting mad at someone for treating your equipment like it's their plaything will solve nothing, but if you expect people to behave like your gear is there for them to abuse, then that's the kind of person who'll be using your gear.

I've had "friends" who treated my home like shit, and they're no longer my friends because the way they behaved, after I made it clear it bothered me, illustrated their lack of a basic level of respect.

I don't have as many friends as I used to, but those I do have would never steal or misuse my things, and I don't have to go out of my way to protect my belongings because I don't live with barbarians.

tl;dr: Nobody chooses a faulty roommate, but when a roommate turns out to be faulty, you can choose to leave/eject that person. Fool me once, etc.

[Anonymous No.5466215]

>>5466171
but the value is determined by the owner... so it boils down to his responsibility to place a proper objective value if he leaves it out or to keep it locked up if it has high subjcetive (sentimental) value.

[Anonymous No.5466222]

>>5466212
> I wouldn't blame myself
> I've had "friends" who treated my home like shit
> they're no longer my friends
> I made it clear it bothered me
> I don't have as many friends as I used to, but those I do have would never steal or misuse my things
> I don't have to go out of my way to protect my belongings because I don't live with barbarians.

So. You clearly accepted the responsibility im talking about - that ultimate responsibilty of choosing the people you trust. We are in agreement, friend. You may be slightly in denial, because as you can see by what I quoted, you have one statement of irresponsibility, followed by 5 statements of taking responsibility and fixing YOUR problem (your problem of being surrouneded by idiot friends....)

Everyone in this thread is awesome.

[Anonymous No.5466251]

>>5460671
If there was going to be a flood, why have a bunch of premise sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.5466256]

*premade

[Anonymous No.5466259]

>>5466251
what do you mean? I can have a sandwich with TWO KINDS OF EVERY ANIMAL

tell me Noah's Ark isn't the best floating BBQ house east of the Mississippi and I'll tell you you I've slept with your wife.

[Anonymous No.5466261]

>>5466259
I mean just look at how fat that Polar Bear is... that's prime steak right there

[Anonymous No.5466285]

>>5466259
>TWO KINDS OF EVERY ANIMAL

>...and on top of the tomato, we put the human meat
>two kinds of human meat?
>yup, white and regular
>wait, I though white WAS regular...
>heh, nope. globally, you're a minority
>well, sheeit...

[Anonymous No.5466288]

>>5460671
http://vimeo.com/2966602

[Anonymous No.5466290]

>>5466261
>largest land carnivore
>guns put us above them in the food chain
Damn it feels good to be human.

[Anonymous No.5466310]

>>5466285
lol
> be white
> hate white meat (chicken/pork/ all whitish meats)
> love the dark meat (duck, drumsticks, red meat)

I would be a self-hating whitey in the cannibalism culture.
> what's wrong with you, Artek? Why aren't you eating the white meat?

[Anonymous No.5466318]

>>5466290
i think about this many times a day. I'm a coder not a fighter. I guess. I just always every time im checking my phone or driving around....

I just wonder... why don't any other animals have cars? They're not hard to build. I mean, granted maybe the beavers don't have Gmail, they have dams though.

Birds build houses.

Rodents dig tunnels.

So whats up man. Why haven't a couple pigs rig up a ham radio or a couple monkeys create a wrench?

[Anonymous No.5466327]

>>5466318
also on some jane goodall/planet of the apes shit...

if we can train dogs to sit, why can't we train monkeys to build real complicated tools and share it with their species, damn it.

I want my cat to be able to understand english damn it.

[Anonymous No.5466334]

>>5466318
Complex language.

Once complex ideas could be shared (and later recorded) it put the combined technical knowledge of humanity within reach of anyone who could speak/read that language.

Monkeys can eventually copy a technique if they see it performed, but only humans can share technique without demonstrating it.

I guess bees have their little dance they do to describe the location of good flower patches to the rest of the hive, but it's not the same, their "language" isn't complex enough to facilitate the growth in brain size and power that complex language did for humans.

[Anonymous No.5466338]

>>5466327
> wanting smarter animals
You'll be the death of us all

[Anonymous No.5466341]

>>5466334
yeah. linguistics. But if Coco the monkey was smart enough to say over 400 words in english, why didn't she ask "Hey, let me the fuck out of here?" or "how does that beeper work?"

I am fascinated by the idea of linguistics. I am trilingual, so I know you can convey some things much clearer in one language then another.

But still, i think.. even if monkeys could talk, they would probably talk about throwing their poop. Lol.

I mean ants are amazing.. they communicate with chemical signals. bees, too. They know when there's a threat and send out signals.

Our signals of language are much more complex then we understand. The way you say something usually conveys more then what it is you say. So, clearly its not language at all. Its just a higher form of communication.

We need radios and radars to fly in formation. Birds do that shit on the fly.

[Anonymous No.5466343]

>>5466338

[Anonymous No.5466344]

>>5466341
> So, clearly its not language at all. Its just a higher form of communication.

meant:
Clearly, it's not language alone. Our brains and intelligence are at such a higher level of thinking that it may require language... but it's not the only thing that drives us. Talking monkeys would still be talking monkeys, they're not going to college no matter how many millions NBC pays for the pilot.

[Anonymous No.5466350]

>>5466341
> We need radios and radars to fly in formation. Birds do that shit on the fly.
well, sky divers can fly in formation without tools, using our natural bodies. If men are not birds, how can we fly?

Then why can't birds talk?? Know what im saying? We can't be THAT special. I'm sure there is a way to train animals to "kick in" some kind of evolutionary cycle.

Thats what my pots are about. Playing god. Tricking the fish to start walking on land. Like NOW.

[Anonymous No.5466368]

>>5466341
There was a guy, I think it was a novelist, who said something along the lines of: "If there was a lion who could speak perfect English, we still wouldn't understand him since everything he said would be from a perspective we can never understand."

Animals don't have that mental "je ne sais quoi" (is French one of your languages?) that is required to take a step back from the present instincts they feel, analyse a complex idea and present it to themselves as independent from their instinctive reactions to whatever present situation they are in.

Sorry if that's a wordy way of describing what I'm saying, I'm a bit drunk and have no idea what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.5466399]

>>5466350
>why can't birds talk?
From what I understand, birdsong is always either territorial, a mating call, or a chick shouting down it's siblings at feeding time.

Only humans interpret birdsong as being inherently artistic.

Parrots and Minah birds can "talk," but, like all songbirds, they are just imitating a sound they've heard and repeating it for the sake of making a noise that serves their instincts.

The Liar bird is one of the greatest mimics of all time. It has no idea what it's song means to us, but holy shit it can imitate like you wouldn't believe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAcyTXRunY
(1:35)

[Anonymous No.5466506]

>>5466310
White meat is fast-twitch muscle fibers--burn a lot of calories quickly for short bursts of intense motion. Dark meat is slow-twitch stabilizing muscles, the kind that are always working behind the scenes.

Cows have both, you just can't tell through all the hemoglobin or whatever it is.

>>5466334
No opposable thumbs means they can't do conplex work. If apes had opposable thumbs, we would have enslaved them by now.

[Anonymous No.5466509]

>>5466506
>No opposable thumbs means they can't do conplex work.
It's a little bit more complicated than that.

[Anonymous No.5466512]

>>5466509
Do tell?

[Anonymous No.5466525]

>>5466506

>apes
>no opposable thumbs

my sides have been annihilated by your anti-sides

[Anonymous No.5466536]

>>5466512
Humans aren't the only animals with prehensile thumbs and the prehensile thumb is not the hallmark of complex work or problem solving.

It's like you are 12 and just watched the History Channel or something.

[Anonymous No.5466537]

>>5466525
I stand humbly corrected. My broscience has been firmly defeated.

Why haven't we enslaved apes to work our fields then?

[Anonymous No.5466565]

[Anonymous No.5466689]

>>5466565
I don't tip unless I get good service. I never got tips working my minimum wage job why should you?

Its worse when some places charge you 15% because there's 4 people. Writing that is bitch move though.

[Anonymous No.5466700]

>>5466689
I worked minimum wage jobs in school too, and I tip because it's part of the cost of eating out. If you can't afford it, there's chipotle.

Also, you ever notice some people no longer want to eat out with you? Guess why.

[Anonymous No.5466703]

>>5466537
we did pre 1850 but a bunch of vegans got butthurt and freed em

[Anonymous No.5466717]

>>5466700
>and I tip because it's part of the cost of eating out. If you can't afford it, there's chipotle.

Sup waiter

No, if you give me subpar service I will not tip you- it is your employer's job to pay you not mine

[Anonymous No.5466734]

>>5466717

Try again, I'm a soulless office drone. But at least I'm not a deadbeat who doesn't pay for services rendered.

[Anonymous No.5466795]

>>5465122
I miss him :(

[Anonymous No.5466801]

>>5466734
Pay the mcdonalds guys then. Pay the cook.

[Anonymous No.5467357]

>>5466350
"Language" is when you can make new sentences out of your words.
Sky divers idk, but divers have signs for "you OK?", "yes", "no", "lets get out", "give me some of your air", "look at that". But they don't have a word for "fish" or "anemone" or "weird underwater thing", they have to point and hope the other guy will understand by himself.
Birds have ONE word : I'm alpha for singing better, fuck me.
For the monkey with 300 words, he was happy with not being free. It's like being in a free hotel where the restaurant deliver food in your room. And he had no idea he could be free. Plus he probably lacked the words "let me out" and "free" anyway.

I think dolphins have a complex language. They have "first names", that's a good start.

>>5466343
Dat file name.

>>5466288
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.5467367]

>>5466734
Surely they live purely on tips and the restaurant who hired them does not pay their employees

[Anonymous No.5467371]

>>5466399
some birds actually communicate with each other, crows do at least. here is a pretty cool Nature doc on them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s472GjbLKQ4

also it's called lyrebird, not lair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs

[Smith the CIA Agent No.5467378]

>>5467357
>But they don't have a word for "fish" or "anemone" or "weird underwater thing", they have to point and hope the other guy will understand by himself.
There aren't symbols for specific things but most of the time, there are some rough symbols for fish or things of a particular shape or movement.

[Anonymous No.5467466]

/ck/ is literally the most left-wing board on 4chan. It's like a sub-reddit, basically.

[Anonymous No.5467522]

>>5467466
>like a sub-reddit, basically.
Get out.

[Anonymous No.5467544]

>>5467371
Oh yeah, I forgot about crows. If what I've read is true, those things are practically psychic. The level of communication between crows is mystifying.

There was an experiment where researchers caged and tormented a crow while wearing a certain mask, then released the crow. Not only did that crow return to the area (I think it was a university courtyard or something) to swoop and flap aggressively at people wearing that mask, other crows did too.

But incredibly, researchers wearing that mask in other parts of the city also found themselves being attacked by a completely different set of crows.

Perhaps they have a refined method of communication based on the hundredth monkey effect: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundredth_monkey_effect

[Anonymous No.5467546]

[Anonymous No.5467626]

>>5467466
Why else would women use this board as a way to hide out from the rest of 4chan?

[Anonymous No.5468152]

>>5465122
why?

[Anonymous No.5468185]

>>5467546
Why is that offensive? She deserved it

[Anonymous No.5468186]

>>5467466
>reddit
>left-wing
The frequent pro-euthanasia, wiping out of all baby boomers, pro-pedophilia threads they have would disagree with that.

[Anonymous No.5468187]

>>5468185
She lied.

[Anonymous No.5468191]

>>5468187
any proof of that Mr. /pol/tard?

[Anonymous No.5468201]

>>5468191
Afraid not, it happened sometime last year if I remember correctly. The story is that it ended up being a to-go order, so the customer didn't tip, and then the black girl wrote racist comments on the receipt herself and posted pictures online to get sympathy/attention.

Also I've never even been to /pol/

[Anonymous No.5468210]

>>5468201
Oh so you're just slamming a minority to protect a white. Cool

>Also I've never even been to /pol/

sure thing

[Anonymous No.5468238]

>>5468201
No they had to leave early after having been seated at a table so a tip was not out of the question. It was turned into a to-go order later, but most people leave that fact out to help bolster their prejudice of her ethnicity.

[Anonymous No.5468245]

>>5468210
>I don't agree with your viewpoint and I can't rationally argue it because im an idiot
>UR FROM /POL/, UR CLEARLY RACIST

sure thing there pal, try not to trip over any trigger warnings on your way back to reddit

[Anonymous No.5468297]

>>5468245
>I don't agree with your viewpoint and I can't rationally argue it because im an idiot
>UR A LIBRUL, JIDF, DEGENERATE
/pol/

[Anonymous No.5468330]

>>5468297
>obvious blind black pride is obvious
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/red-lobster-customer-claims-racist-bad-tipper-article-1.1490962

I like the part where she 'wholeheartedly' believes the man simply because he said he didn't write any comments on the receipt. ..And not because she wrote them herself or anything.

[Anonymous No.5468377]

>>5468186
>reddit
>not left wing
are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.5468381]

>>5461152
>do you even know what the hardness scale is
you clearly don't.

[Anonymous No.5468388]

>>5467546
>get called a bad name
>give me money
thats now how things work....you fucking deal with it.

[Anonymous No.5468389]

>>5461010
THIS

I love seeing /ck/ go into a fit of rage everytime someone makes a chipotle thread

[Anonymous No.5468755]

>>5468388
She didn't ask for the money. By your logic the white trash guy should just fucking deal with being labeled a racist.

[Anonymous No.5470023]

I like where this thread is going.
>blast techno

[Anonymous No.5470055]

>>5461172
obligatory.

[Anonymous No.5470065]

>>5461158

[Anonymous No.5470071]

>>5465843
>I'm going to ruin your shit because I'm a manchild who can't keep his hands to himself
>My parents didn't teach me to respect the property of others
>Your fault, btw

[Anonymous No.5470082]

Someone make a webm of themselves pouring extra virgine oil into a frying pan.

[Anonymous No.5470089]

>>5470082
what is jamie oliveoil

[Anonymous No.5470100]

>>5465129
The kids was my first though.
If you're gonna go to a semi-nice restaurant leave the little ones at home, pay $60 for a babysitter

[Anonymous No.5470134]

>>5461010

This doesn't upset me, I just don't get the Chipotle hype.

It's an overpriced hipster burrito joint that uses ingredients that I could get at home for a fifth of the cost. Not to mention the food is only average.

inb4
>but you just described all fast food

I realize that. Chipotle is essentially a high school kid's first "real" fast food meal. I get it.

[Anonymous No.5470148]

>>5470100
>60 dollars

Jesus fuck is this how much 15 year old whores make just for making sure the kids don't stick a fork in an electric socket? I mean holy shit, being generous and saying they were gone for 5 hours, that's still 12 bucks an hour for doing essentially nothing.

[Anonymous No.5470202]

>>5470148

Babysitters have got a hell of a racket going on, Anon. You're not paying them for their labor so much as you're trying to icentivize them to not do anything stupid while they're alone with your house and things for the evening.

You gotta make sure they're not gonna rob you.
You gotta make sure they're not gonna have their boyfriend over and bump uglies on your couch.
You gotta make sure they're not gonna rack up a bunch of pay-per-view charges on your cable.
You gotta make sure they're not gonna have a party in there.
You gotta make sure they're not gonna fuck the kids.
It's bribery. You want them to think "Gee, I'd like to get paid $12 an hour for doing jack shit nothing again. Maybe I shouldn't clean out the hard-to-miss bottles at the back of the liquor cabinet."

[Anonymous No.5470219]

>>5470134
You sound rather upset :^)

[Anonymous No.5470226]

>>5466689

Look at the bill total.

[Anonymous No.5470267]

>>5470202
Fuck, what for a bunch of bitches are you employing ?
I'm baby-sitting french kids, in a german-speaking country, and i'm paid 10 €/hour. And i would just never do something like that. How can a Babysitter be so unresponsible ?
I mean, when i lurk on b/, i'm sometimes horrified by the stories told.

[Anonymous No.5470270]

>>5468388
>pretend to get called a bad name
>beg brainless SJWs to give you some of their NEET/sadbrains bux

fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.5470347]

>>5466537
I hope you're fucking trolling. Slavery of anything would destroy our economy

[Anonymous No.5470357]

>>5470347
bullshit we force bees to work for us with no pay all the time

[Anonymous No.5470370]

>>5466565
>can afford to pay 138 dollars
>"sry not enough money for tip I'm a single mom lol"

[Anonymous No.5470376]

>>5470357

>we force bees

yeah because they wouldn't do it if not for us

[Anonymous No.5470377]

>>5467367

you need to make ~$30/month to afford a 1br where I live

>so move then

That's a lot more inconvenient than people give it credit for. If I wasn't born here, if I didn't have a job here and I didn't go to school here, then I would.

[Anonymous No.5470382]

>>5470377

manhattan master race?

[Anonymous No.5470397]

>>5463264
I was with you until I saw it was in Spain. I can get diarrhea for cheaper.

[Anonymous No.5470401]

>>5461066
That sounds like a pointless waste of time to me, but more power to you I guess.

[Anonymous No.5470451]

>>5461073
I also thought it sounded retarded, but I couldn't have put it as well as you did. Well done.

[Anonymous No.5470584]

>>5470382
>NY
>master race
>Today we is all New Yorkers

You whiny cunts aren't masters of anything except crying on television

[Anonymous No.5472093]

>>5461154
You wrong

[Anonymous No.5472109]

>>5466318
>Why haven't a couple pigs rig up a ham radio or a couple monkeys create a wrench?
What would they do with it? Are we really any more well off because we have things like that? I've never met anyone who wouldn't choose to be an animal (granted, usually a dog/cat) over a human, just because, "my job makes me want to kill myself, I wish I could just lay in the sun all day like mr.meows"

[Anonymous No.5472911]

>>5460704
looks fine to me.

[Anonymous No.5472952]

>>5460701
I saw a guy act proud that he used a phone to order a pizza.

[Anonymous No.5473007]

>>5472109

you can lay in the street all day like fluffy. but then you don't have anything to eat. pets are like humans on welfare. they fuck around all day while someone else takes care of the food, shelter, and medical care. an animal in the wild has no such luxury.

[Anonymous No.5473017]

>>5472952

These days, I believe it. I've met many people who are afraid to pick up the telephone and call a stranger due to their crippling social anxiety.

In fact, I've even started using that as a weed-out tool for potential employees. There are many recent graduates who might have the right diploma, good grades/resume, etc, but are petrified when actually asked to call a client or vendor on the phone.

[Anonymous No.5473024]

>>5473017
What if they're the type that just likes to meet in person? I have mild social anxiety that really comes out on the telephone, but in person I'm fucking gold.

[Anonymous No.5473036]

>>5473017
I meant I saw a guy on /ck/ but you are 100% correct.

[Anonymous No.5473040]

>>5473024
>What if they're the type that just likes to meet in person?

That's pretty useless if the person whom you need to talk to is located thousands of miles away but the problem needs to be dealt with *now*.

On the other hand, you'd be great as a local rep, if the job called for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.5473044]

>>5473040
If your good in person you should be even better on the phone. I've seen a pro at cold calling make the sale in his underwear and wife beater while holding a beer in the morning. He'd then send out work crews to the jobs. It was an eye opener.

[Anonymous No.5473054]

>>5473044
*you're

[Anonymous No.5473062]

>>5473044
Cold calling? Like in Boiler Room?

[Anonymous No.5473066]

>>5473044
Personally, I've always had difficulty with speaking cues for some reason. No clue why, but I'm one of those people that always tries to start a sentence at the same time as someone else. In person it's much easier to read and becomes no problem, but over the phone I turn into a retard once in awhile.

I really strongly prefer to meet everyone in person, or communicate via text or email.

[Anonymous No.5473083]

>>5473017
>>5473044
>>5473066

I don't really like to make private calls these days because I feel it is against the nature of communication; everyone prefers text and messenger because the messages are easier to access than voicemail and you can reply when it is convenient for you rather than interrupting your work or shopping with a phone conversation.

I'm still great on the phone for business calls though. Business conversation is just fundamentally different.

[Anonymous No.5473087]

>>5473083
>I feel it is against the nature of communication

modern casual communication, I mean.
I really only call family or in cases where texting is imprecise, and at work for business.

[Anonymous No.5473099]

when there is garlic peel in my food
canola oil
vegetable oil
corn oil
hfcs
McCormick
Lawry's Seasoning Salt

[Anonymous No.5473116]

>>5460671
Some co/ck/suckers get bent out of shape behind real taco law.

[Anonymous No.5473120]

>>5465834
as far as room mates are concerned, seems better then 98 percent of roommates as he put stuff in the dishwasher instead of making the kitchen a warzone and leaving.

[Anonymous No.5473137]

>>5473062
Those guys had hot sheets to work from. A sales sheet with a prospective client based on income, etc. this guy just called random people out of a phone book and it was scary how fast he could talk people into giving him money.

[Anonymous No.5473146]

>>5473083
Everyone prefers texting even though you can say more in a minute than someone can text in that time. They prefer it because they can avoid interaction. Generation crY or whatever they are called now are the biggest passive aggressive, non-confrontational people I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. I'm speaking in generalities here of course.

[Anonymous No.5473147]

>>5473137
If that's true, that's a real master. I met one myself selling timeshares of all things.

Not a lot of those guys around, and they'd all be billionaires if they didn't all suck at managing their money.

[Anonymous No.5473154]

>>5473147
>Not a lot of those guys around, and they'd all be billionaires if they didn't all suck at managing their money.

This. Absolutely. This.

They all seem to have a gift and none of them are any good with money.

[Anonymous No.5473155]

>>5473146
I find unsolicited phone calls pretty annoying and distracting. They're more useful for real conversation but there's no particular advantage to making a call to ask your friend to bring beer when he comes over, for example.

[Anonymous No.5473227]

>>5473146
or maybe we don't live in your imaginary world where everyone younger than is fucking retarded. Text messages are way more convenient in any situation where :
1. the information you need to convey is near trivial (bring your beer, be there a 10)
2. you have information to transmit to more than one person, and the feedback given might affect the information given to other people ( like organizing a dinner or something)
3. the information does not need to be acknowledged right away
4. you are busy or the other person might busy

these cover most of the not face-to-face communication someone will have to do in adult life, hence why everyone prefers texting. You can still be mad at genY if you enjoy being stupid, but your claim that calling is more convenient than texting is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.5473232]

>>5461066

No, I get this. Cutting boards are not just for cutting, they are also a generally semi-clean surface to rest food on. Not just for cooking- say you want to eat a little something and you don't want to have to get a plate.

I think that you just sold me on the glass cutting board, anon. Not for cutting, but just as an easy, clean surface.

[Anonymous No.5473233]

>>5465221
>>5465084
>>5461188

I'm in high spirits, so I really don't want to do the whole "HUR RNEWFAG" shtick. Basically, that is some super fucking old copypasta.

[Anonymous No.5473234]

>>5473232
>an easy, clean surface
We call these countertops in my house. They're probably cleaner than our cuttingboards.

[Anonymous No.5473249]

>>5473227
Explain an intricate or highly detailed business offer or decision with the POWER OF TEXT MESSAGES or you know, just use a phone like a normal adult.

[Anonymous No.5473257]

>>5473249
So you need to use phone calls all the time, because text messages don't fit every situation? Ok grandpa.

[Anonymous No.5473261]

>>5463264

Fucking gluttony.
But then, so is doing anything but grazing, so eh, why not?

[Anonymous No.5473265]

>>5465126

I live in Chicago and just think these pizzas are so fucking bunk. It really does not get much gimmickier than this. I mean, who the hell wants to eat something that has hardly any nutritional value- forget that line, who wants to eat something that will just make you feel sluggish and bloated? Plus, the tomato sauce tends to be shit, the mozz tends to be shit, the whole thing is just a mound of shit, really.

I'm not trying to say HURR MURRITARDS but if you showed that thing to a Milanese Italian they would fucking die of laughter.

[Anonymous No.5473268]

>>5465886

>autism: the post

[Anonymous No.5473270]

>>5473257
Try reading it again kiddo.

[Anonymous No.5473271]

>>5473265
>caring what Italians think of pizza

Oh wow pizza has two 'z's in it the Italians must be experts.

[Anonymous No.5473281]

>this entire thread

God damn, /ck/ is by far the best board on 4chan.

I've thought this for some years now, and it's one of the boards I'm really optimistic about.

Let this be a bit of encouragement to keep cleansing this board of /tv/, /v/, /pol/, /mu/ bullshit.

[Anonymous No.5473283]

>>5473271

Yeah, they fucking invented it.

Also, please enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWa0Q3QIWsE

[Anonymous No.5473288]

>>5473283
Barely. Most pizza in the world and even in Italy is based off American pizza.

[Anonymous No.5473291]

>>5460712
dem low nips

[Anonymous No.5473292]

>>5473288

Is that so?

I gathered from Heston's show that pizza has some pretty serious traditions in Italy: small pies, very hot oven, very quick cook, pockets of "ovatinni?" mozz, san marzano tomatoes, etc.

Fuck if I know, I just know that the pizzas I've had in the Italian style have been demigodtier. The classic American pizza is not without its charm along with a two liter bottle of sprite and some vidya.

[Anonymous No.5473294]

>>5473265
> I mean, who the hell wants to eat something that has hardly any nutritional value- forget that line, who wants to eat something that will just make you feel sluggish and bloated?
It tastes good.

[Anonymous No.5473302]

>>5473294

Yeah, if you like the taste of mozzarella and tomato sauce and crust in those proportions, I can't argue with what you enjoy. "In matters of taste, there can be no debate", as the saying goes.

[Anonymous No.5473307]

>>5473281
I really, really like /ck/. It's a slow board, so I can come back a day or two later and everything is still there. A lot of funny people browse this board, and most of our trip- and namefags are not only tolerable, but actually cool guys who don't afraid of anything.

random thought, has anyone seem old rambling guy around lately? feels like it's been awhile

[Anonymous No.5473328]

>>5473307

I actually saw him not too long ago, or at least somebody emulating him. I wanna say it was like a week or a week-and-a-half ago.

[Anonymous No.5473343]

>>5473307

Would you say "it's all there"?

[Anonymous No.5473354]

>>5470148
I couldn't believe how much parents pay babysitters, either. My last two semesters of college, I watched my neighbor's kid for an hour in the morning (the kid was asleep 40 minutes of that hour) a few days each week and she'd give me $20.

[Anonymous No.5473355]

>>5473343
right over my head, man. whats the joke
english is not my first language, apolgisazke.

[Anonymous No.5473500]

>>5473270
>pulls out the reading comprehension card
>cannot read
nice one. please enlighten me as to how "important business offer" is most of your "not face-to-face" discussions. also explain how SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT AND FAST IT IS to receive a call about inane bullshit while in the middle of your important business decision, or you know, have your friend text you inane bullshit like every normal person.

[Anonymous No.5473564]

>>5473355

Oh man, it's the young man who does greasy food/energy drink reviews on youtube. I forget his name, he's a best-kept secret right now on 4chan.

Somebody will post one of his videos.

[ETHANOL No.5473570]

>>5473564
He's posted here a couple times and a bunch of assholes sperged and ran him off. I like the kid, he posts on /fit/ sometimes and they worship him there.

[Anonymous No.5473585]

>>5473354
Don't underestimate how much a few hours away from the fucking fuck fuckass shit fucking fuck kids is worth to parents. I'm not a parent but I totally understand how obnoxious kids can be. Or really just anyone you have to be around that much.

[Anonymous No.5473590]

>>5473570
It's such a shame.

[Anonymous No.5473599]

>>5470134
Not to mention 2 dollars for a scoop of guacamole.

[ETHANOL No.5473601]

>>5473232
Go for it anon, glass cutting boards are very attractive looking in the kitchen. Pic is mine.

>>5470401
Well where do you put all your cut meat and veggies when you prep them before you cook? Hopefully not on a bare countertop like a savage. I used to use plates and bowls but the glass is easier to spray down and wipe than having to do a bunch of extra dishes.

[Anonymous No.5473611]

>>5465881
What planet of irresponsible children raised by children do you live on where victims are the ones to blame for the crime?
Nice b8 btw

[Anonymous No.5473638]

>>5473570
I watch his videos and not even for the reviews. He is just so genuine and doesnt give a shit what people think.

[Anonymous No.5473650]

>>5473590
Why does this remind me of Fitter, Happier, More Productive?

[Anonymous No.5473660]

>>5473638
got a link?

[Anonymous No.5473661]

>>5468187
>>5468201
>>5468245
>>5468330
>white trash
Go back to the trailer park Cletus

[Anonymous No.5473681]

>>5473660
This is his channel. TheReportOfTheWeek

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q

[Anonymous No.5473703]

>>5473681
thanks.

[Anonymous No.5474606]

>>5465843

I'm guessing the people disagreeing with you have not lived with many flatmates (UK) roommates (US).

I can say from extensive in situ research that you have to assume that stuff in common areas will get trashed, either through negligence, deliberate acts of sabotage, drunken antics, stupidity, aggravated pets, clumsy guests, some girl you were trying to impress and she asked if it was important and you said "no it wasn't important" and then she ended up sleeping with your flatmate and you are left with broken things and burning resentment and jealousy.

[Anonymous No.5474783]

>>5465987
ohh FUCK i almost forgot this one

[Anonymous No.5475032]

>>5474606

quality post