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5449725 No.5449725[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What is the most god-tier microwavable snack and why is it hot pockets?

>> No.5449728

From 10-13 my brothers lived of of those and delivery food but I seriously haven't wanted to eat one in over a decade; I don't get why they are so popular especially when its better in the oven.

>> No.5449732
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5449732

>hel never have a girlfriend
>he checks em for FREE

>> No.5449734
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5449734

>anything but these

>> No.5449737

>>5449734
anti marketting detected
>pls post the "superior" choice anti marketting intern

>> No.5449750

>>5449737
>hurrr I hate something so it must be viral marketing
I bet you hate chipotle too

>> No.5449755

>>5449750
I bet you hate black people.

>> No.5449774
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5449774

>hot pocket
>snack

Thats a light meal anon, or a full meal if you have both. A few of these mushroom turnovers make a good microwave snack.

>> No.5449775

>>5449755
I do but that's beside the point

>> No.5449782

>>5449732

you should learn how to spell "marketing" before parading around in your tinfoil hat shouting "shill! shill! shill!"

>> No.5449785

>>5449774
Damn, those look good. Where do you get these?

>> No.5449790

>>5449785
>'trader joe's' on the box

>> No.5449792
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>>5449725
could potentially be opening a can of worms with this chouice

>> No.5449799

>>5449785
Trader Joe's. They're really good when you bake them but I usually just nuke a few for a mid day snack. It's mushroom, onion, and some sort of cheese, I think parmesan or romano.

>> No.5449825

>>5449790
>>5449799
Welp, I guess that's another product I won't be impulse buying, right after cookie butter. Closest one to me is in a mall 20 minutes away.

>> No.5449841

>>5449725
>what is the dumbest way to ask a question and why is it this way?

>> No.5449861

>>5449841

>not understanding the rhetoric
>taking the question literally

yeah no

>> No.5449870

>>5449861
>sounding like a dipfuck

>> No.5449887
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>>5449825
I'd drive twice that distance once a month for Trader Joe's, but there are a bunch of things I like to get there that I can't get anywhere else.

>tfw I walk or skate to mine

>> No.5449888

>>5449825
What the fuck niggie, that isn't even that far away.

>>5449734
Microwavable breakfast shit always seems to be nice.

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>>5449725

Rustlers are pretty good.

I'm not sure if they are available outside of the UK but they are microwavable burgers.

They are not amazing but they are fast food tier quality, just as good as anything you would get from McDonald's or any other fast food place.

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>>5449895
>a rendition so bad, even the majority of burgerclaps look down on it

>> No.5449925
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5449925

everything else is wrong

>> No.5449929
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>>5449895

>> No.5449969
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>>5449917
>WIN an action packed TRIP TO DETROIT

Did UK get trolled by a frozen microwave hamburger company? At least they were being truthful about the action packing.

>> No.5449973

>>5449925
I was going to put the herb roasted chicken, but that's like a whole TV Dinner. Marie calendars is god tier microwave slop.

>> No.5449996
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5449996

These things were great I just can't find them anywhere anymore

>> No.5450006
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>>5449725
Pizza in the morning! Pizza in the evening! Pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!

That commercial is from 18 years ago... when did that happen?
Anyway.
Fuckin bagel bites.

>> No.5450012

Does anyone remember those triangular burrito/nacho pockets? They came in like a yellow and brown bag with purple labeling.

I vaguely remember eating those all the time as a kid, but I can't find any anywhere.

>> No.5450158

>>5450006
THIS.

Not in the microwave though. get that soggy shit outta here.

>> No.5450170

PROTIP: For the same texture at a fraction of the time, heat the frozen food in the mircrowave, and then finish each side in the broiler.

Takes three minutes as opposed to 20.

>> No.5450171

>>5449996
Holy shit same here. I used to love those things but they dissapeared

>> No.5450180

>>5449725

I'm not sure if this counts, but the Pillsbury bacon egg and cheese toaster strudels. They're better than any breakfast Hot Pocket.

>> No.5450241

>>5449929
>rustlemetallica.jpg

Ya blew it.

>> No.5450253

>>5449725
Hot Pockets a shit.

2 am quesadillas a miracle of the universe.

>> No.5450320

Hot pockets are fucking awesome, but let me give you a pro tip

deep fry them, get that crust really nice and crispy. They are an orgasm in your mouth like that.

On a similar note, deep fry pizza rolls as well

>> No.5450377

>>5449725

Literally any microwavable item sold at Trader Joe's.

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>> No.5450405

>>5449792

I hate frozen ready meals and convenience food like hot pockets and pizza rolls but fuck me if those small pizzas arent fucking delicious

>> No.5450772

>>5449725
if you have safeway near you, you should try this

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>>5450772
forgot pic

>> No.5450793

>>5450777
Those look like some of the worst bao I've ever seen, at least on the packaging. Like a damn thick-skinned pomegranate.

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>>5450006
>That commercial is from 18 years ago
jesus

>> No.5450906

>>5449888
>Microwavable breakfast shit always seems to be nice.
>seems to be

That's the key right there, it usually isn't.

More than anything else, breakfast food needs to be made fresh.

>> No.5450936

When I was in the states it would have to be the meatball hot pockets or the random other frozen crap in the walmart frozen food section.

right now it'd have to be snowy river sausage rolls.

>> No.5450965
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5450965

What does /ck think of the frozen white castle burgers?

>> No.5450970

>>5450965
Shit.

>> No.5450985

>>5450965

Amazing, but expensive.

>> No.5451004

>>5450965
they're okay, and come close to the real thing (because the real thing is pretty bad in the first place)

I eat white castle about once a year and gorge out. Then I don't need to have it for at least another year.