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Have you ever been involved in a food fight?

>> No.5449543
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>>5449502
Once. I'll tell the story.

>be me
>grade 10
>i go to the biggest school in my city (over 2000 kids)
>our cafeteria is literally the size of a gymnasium
>it's the last week of grade 10
>my buddy decides he's gonna throw his old rotten sandwich that died in his plastic ziploc bag on the way to school, at the weird-looking asian kid about 3 tables away
>itsgametime.jpg
>my buddy finally stands up after 5 mins
>yells "KAMIKAZE!!!!" and whips the sandwich at this kid's laptop, sandwich going everywhere over his laptop
>my buddy just laughs as he watches the asian kid get frustrated as there's bits of sandwich all over his laptop
>but this asian kid wasn't fucking around
>not even 15 seconds later, I see the asian kid pull a GIANT ball of wasabi from his lunch kit
>the asian kid just whips his ball of wasabi maybe 105 miles an hour at my buddy's face, he threw the ball of wasabi like a fucking major league baseball player
>my buddy just screams in pain, because some of it got in his eyes
>all the asian kid's friends are just pissing themselves laughing
>fuckthis.jpg
>i take a fucking apple from my bag
>whip it as hard as I can at the asian kid's fat friend
>it hits him in the kidney, and he goes down as it hits him
>WAR.jpg
>"FOOD FIGHT!!!!!" my buddy yells
>the entire school is in on it in a matter of seconds
>maybe 500 kids are now throwing food at each other
>but my clan and the asian clan were going hard against each other
>asians are just throwing countless weird food items at us; rice, chicken, egg rolls, etc.
>we retaliate with good old american food items like hot dogs and burgers
>the food fight goes on for maybe 15-20 mins overall
>then the principal walks into the cafeteria, along with some FUCKING POLICE OFFICERS and just screamed "STOP!!!!!" at the top of his lungs
>the cafeteria is now completely dead from silence
>the principal's face is bright red from anger
>never seen anyone, especially a principal, so mad in my entire life
>mfw

>> No.5449566

>>5449502
Yes. My friends and I bought a 20lbs bag of rice, cooked all of it and made ride balls out of them.

We wanted to have a snowball fight, but it was the middle of summer.

>> No.5449624

Sort of

>4th or 5th grade
>eating yogurt
>pull spoon back and aim it at friend as a joke
>finger slips
>yogurt flies
>cafeteria monitor flips shit
>I have to sit alone at lunch for a week

I don't think I won.

>> No.5449653
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>>5449543
>mfw food fights are an actual thing and not just something in American high school sitcoms

Next thing you're going to tell me that "swirlies" happen in real life too.

>> No.5449657

>>5449653
They used to, but people stopped doing them since the 2000s rolled around.

>> No.5449680

>>5449653
where the fuck is this gif from. is that a bambie cosplay?

>> No.5449702

>>5449653
>mfw yuropoors are so desperate for food that the thought of a food fight surprises them

>> No.5449721

>>5449653

They used to be, now you'd be crucified for bullying.

>> No.5449727

>>5449653
lol you've never had a food fight? have you ever gone to school? lol... i dont see how one can be avoided if you went to a public school.

I mean they give you a fucking orange or apple with every meal... if thats not meant to be thrown why would they give it to you???

>> No.5449729

>>5449653
fun fact. "Swirlies" are called "brainwashing" in India.

lol. We may not have swirlies, but wedgies, nookies, purple nurples... indian burns... come on everyone has gotten some of these...

i built a tazer out of lego once and shocked people. That shit was fun.

>> No.5449759

>>5449729
>a tazer out of lego

How?

>> No.5449867

>>5449653
I'm from the UK and have witnessed food fights.

TFW your family is poor as fuck and you see other kids wasting food like that.

>> No.5450225

>>5449502
Does that one scene in eXistenZ count?

>> No.5450268

>>5449727
In both my junior school and high school you got to pick what you wanted so no one ever had something they didn't want to eat.

>>5449729
>>5449867
I'm from the UK, maybe I was just from a less scallywag neighbourhood because like even wedgies are also totally alien to me and just something in American TV shows. Maybe I was not part of a bullying or bullied crowd enough to see things like wedgies.

>> No.5450314

>>5449502
I have, only once. But nobody at my table gave a shit and we all kept on eating, with food flying all over us, yet never actually hitting us.

>> No.5450321

My 6th grade class had one on the last day of school. Every 6th grade prior to us always promised they'd have a food fight and never did. But we came through.

I remember hocking baby carrots at people like darts. And kids would periodically take trips to the bathroom to get cleaned off and then go back into the fray.

Funny shit.

>> No.5450335

>>5450268
>get hit
>OMG I can't believe you've done this!

brits everyone

>> No.5450347

>>5450335
Naw, physical fighting was pretty standard. Just sick shit like sticking someones head in a toilet isn't.

>> No.5450359

>>5450347
What about titty twisters or wet willies?

How about indian burns and getting boned by a rhino?

>> No.5450363

>>5450359
>getting boned by a rhino?
Wat

>> No.5450368

>>5450363
you go up behind someone out of the blue and asked them if they ever got boned by a rhino, then you shove your knee up their asshole.

>> No.5450374

>>5450368
Why would you do that?

>> No.5450419

>>5450374
4 lulz

>> No.5450511

>>5450368

Oh god. Yes. I thought only my school had done this. Although we called it a rhino hump or "hump the rhino".

>tfw someone is bent over at the drinking fountain and you land a perfect rhino hump

>> No.5450572

We used to fling food like peanuts and wheat thins at other tables, but no one else was man enough to retaliate.

Then again, we were seniors in high school.

>> No.5450577

no i went to 95% white public schools

>> No.5450585

No but I used to get in trouble for popping chip bags and firing off water bottle caps

>> No.5450594

>>5450368

Do you like CDs or tapes?
>CDs
Wanna CDs nuts? (Pull out nut sack)

>> No.5450601

>>5450594
lol haven't heard that one

>> No.5450612

>>5450594
>>5450601
Is there a mirror in your pocket?

>> No.5450615

>>5450612
> cause i can see myself in your pants

>> No.5450616

>>5450594
i know CD's are cross dressers but are we calling traps tapes now? dont care just want to stay relevant, thanks

>> No.5450628

>>5450616
Back before you kids and your iPads we used to listen to music on little plastic discs that only held about 15 songs (CDs) and little plastic rectangles with film inside (tapes)

>> No.5450630

>>5450616
while we're at it if girls are grills, are benders blenders?

>> No.5450633

>>5450628
we just call those cassettes, ive still got my original copy of liquid swords on cassette among others, Did used to just call VHS tapes, tapes though.

>> No.5450635
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>> No.5450948

>be me
>senior year
>last day lunch is served
>15 minutes in, chicken sandwich flies across room
>someone responds with a drink cup
>now 400 people are throwing food
>the scene is something out of a movie
>place is trashed
>administration charges in screaming
>grabbing kids
>lunch ladies shaking their heads
>it dies down. I go up to stand to buy cookie
>very old and short lunch lady comes up to me
>whispers
>"that was freaking awesome"

>> No.5450951

>>5450948
>>/r/thathappened