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>> No.5439779

Is that guy from a gay porno?

Because he looks like he's from gay porn.

>> No.5439789

There's some beer I'm fond of that has a bear with antlers on it. What's manlier than a stout with a beer with antlers? It's a horned fucking bear. If it doesn't gore your ass it'll maul you and bite your face off

>> No.5439796

>masculine
>beer

Oh, you junkies.

>> No.5439797

>>5439778
beer is like water for true mans, so it could be said the beer itself is so masculine

>> No.5439801

>>5439779
gay dudes typically aren't in to long hair, clearly you haven't seen much gay porn

>> No.5439804

If the ABV is under 13% then it ain't shit.

>> No.5439824

>>5439778
More like most neckbeardy beer ever
>skinny unthreatening metal fan costumes up to advertise beer

>> No.5439909

>>5439824

>fan
>is in a band

>> No.5439916

>>5439909
Whatever Trevor.
He still looks like a LARPer.

>> No.5439918
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>>5439778
No, this is the manliest beer.

>> No.5439921

>>5439918

Is that a Dallas Green beer? I want it.

>> No.5439922

>>5439918
Wouldn't call it manly, but it's pretty cool.

>> No.5439926
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>>5439921
The brewery is Flying Monkeys (canadian brewery). Beer itself is pretty average but I've always liked the label.

Another label I like is Omnipollo Fatamorgana.

>> No.5440008

>>5439926
Label is definitely pretty cool, but that Dark Cascadian stuff was terrible.

>> No.5440017

>>5439804
Using alv/vol as your only (or main) determining factor in the awesomeness of a beer is completely retarded.

>> No.5440054

>>5439921
Saw him second row one time in Nawhville. Shit was cash

>> No.5440156

Probably some IPA or Porter

>> No.5440165

Ghost Deer from some brewer in Scotland

>28%
>Served out of a stag's head

>> No.5440192

metal band members are the biggest faggots

>look at me i'm cool dressed up like a viking right guys right?

they all look like homosex larpers

>> No.5440194
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5440194

>The beer bottles are available with five different label designs, one for each Tulsadoom member: Skullcrusher Volkov, King Totolva, Virgin Penetrator, Rick Thunder and Doktharr Radiovodnik.
>Virgin Penetrator

>> No.5440226
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>>5440194
>Rick Thunder

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>>5439778
I only need the guzzuline!

>> No.5440378
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5440378

nord east minneapolis

>> No.5440405
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5440405

>>5440194
I wonder which one is Virgin Penetrator and which is Rick Thunder? Top fucking kek.

>> No.5440425

homebrew

>> No.5441005

>>5439778
>masculin

>> No.5441148
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5441148

Hello, My Name is Vladimir by Brew Dog.
This beer is especially made not for faggots.

>> No.5441288

>>5441148
>*not for gays
I laughed. How is it?

>> No.5441340
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5441340

67.5 ABV.

>> No.5441352

>>5441288
>>5441288
idk, never tried it.
http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/hello-my-name-is-vladimir
The production stopped, it was only an event. I had a few of their beers, they are great.

>> No.5441357

>>5441005

"ine" in French is a feminine suffix. He is trying to reassert the masculinity of the English word "masculine" which entered English from Latin via Old French. Or he was typing too fast

>> No.5441821

>>5441340
It's not even 20% anon. People have tested it.

>> No.5441869

>>5441821
Tactical Nuclear Punguin was insane.

>> No.5441913

If you at all care how masculine your beer is it's probably because you're desperate show everyone how masculine you are.

>> No.5441960

>>5439778
its the man that makes the beer not beer that makes a man

>> No.5441974

>>5439779
>gay
>long hair

Try again faggot.

>> No.5442165

>>5439801
>implying metalfags aren't fawning over him
you clearly aren't gay.

>> No.5442454

>>5441357
But beer is female in French, so are the adjectives describing it.

>> No.5442468

>>5442454
I gave your mama a nice adjective last night!

>> No.5442474

Whatever beer I'm drinking at the moment.

>> No.5442475

>>5441869
It was pigeons and we The allied forces would do homing pigeons with little fire bombs on them to attack the japanese cities.

If there was a chance of saving the lives of our own people then that was done. Then we got nukes and ended that war.

>> No.5442486

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gk0MnQft85M