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5411599 No.5411599 [Reply] [Original]

I don't wanna eat my veggies, ck. You can't make me!

>> No.5411616
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5411616

>>5411599
Okay Sweetie, have some pizza then!

>> No.5412125

>>5411616
PIZZA IZ VEGATABLE IN UNOTED STOOTS OF MORONICA AN SCOOL LONCHES

>> No.5412127

>>5412125
YUROOOPS R DUM FUK U

>> No.5412145

>>5412125
>>5412127
Ever notice how it's only Europeans that shitpost like this?

>> No.5412154

>>5412145
They jelly of Anglo domination and overall superiority.

>> No.5412155

>>5411599
I will BEAT you if you don't eat them.

>> No.5412160

>>5411599
Then you'll go to bed hungry. I swear when I have kids they'll eat healthy food, I think picky kids are just the fault of lazy parents who are weaker than the kids. If the kid is hungry they'll eat it and get used to it.

I had a little cousin who refused to eat anything other than Pizza Hut pizza, chicken nuggets and french fries. I swear my grandma would keep an extra box from Pizza Hut in the cabinet and put frozen pizza in there because he wouldn't eat if it wasn't from a Pizza Hut box. Fuck that shit. My kids are going to know good food and I'm nipping the bitching in the nub.

>> No.5412162

>>5411599
you can eat your veggies now, or later when they're cold and nasty. but you're not eating anything else till you eat your veggies

>> No.5412166
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5412166

fine more for me BABY BITCH

>> No.5412168
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5412168

>mom i don't like veggies
>too bad, your gonna fucking sit here till you eat them
>3 hours later, finally give in and eat veggies
>grow up to be a non picky eater who eats anything

>> No.5412177

>>5412166
thanks man, now this is stuck in my head
http://youtu.be/g0n6K3Nbmew

>> No.5412205
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5412205

>>5411599

>sitting at dinner table with family
>4 year old niece reaches for fresh cooked peas
>father pulls the dish out of her hands and tells her she won't like it
>she eats the same old macaroni and cheese with chopped up hotdogs


I swear to god, my Dad and brother in law will learn to shut their damn mouths about vegetables when they are around my kids. So many children don't eat healthy foods because adults tell it's yucky.

>> No.5412242

>>5412205
I didn't even touch guacamole until a few years ago because my dad called it cat diarrhea forever. I'm cool with him now but goddamn his unhealthy and picky eating habits had a huge influence on my veggie intake growing up. Mom would also cook things catering to his tastes, which was meat and bread. She'd "cook" canned vegetables but dump so much salt in them that I couldn't eat it. They've gotten a little better with my help and suggestions, especially since I'm not the edgy rebellious culinary dick I became in college and started being nice and subtle. Mom is cooking fresh cabbage and greens instead of cans and salt, dad is finally eating guacamole and vegetables, he never ate vegetables. Mom quit burying everything in a mountain of salt, I've convinced her it isn't good for health and kind of tastes like shit.

One day at a time.....

>> No.5412304

The lunch lady at my old middle school used to make this chocolate cake full of USDA canned beets.

Wish I had the recipe.

>> No.5412327
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5412327

>>5411599
Eat your breakfast, anon, or you're getting a spanking!

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>>5412145

>> No.5412353

>>5412348
Both quotes are completely fake

>> No.5412375
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>>5412353
No they aren't. You're thinking of pic related, which is indeed a complete fabrication.

>> No.5412393

>>5412160
>Then you'll go to bed hungry.
This is how my parents did it. My sister and I never had to eat what was made, but they wouldn't make anything else so we either dealt with it or went without.

It worked and neither one of us has any problems with being picky eaters.

I've seen some absolute shit that people do to indulge their kids' bad eating habits and I just don't get it.

>> No.5412401

>>5412393
>It worked and neither one of us has any problems with being picky eaters
you people keep saying this like being a picky eater is down to rearing. there's a difference between true picky eaters and people who just eat like children their whole lives

>> No.5412426

>>5412393
Oh its terrible, I've seen it probably hundreds of times.

>good dinner is served
>kids bawk because it isn't what they are used to
>somebody microwaves chicken nuggets to shut them up instead of showing them good food

Its bullshit. Kids will eat good food, they just have to be used to eating things that aren't fried chicken, potato, and ketchup. Give the kids good food, they'll eat it. Fucking lazy faggots who don't want to argue with a kid who won't eat something green or orange feed kids a diet of microwaved chicken nuggets and there you have it, a kid who doesn't eat vegetables. If kids are raised on good food they'll eat and appreciate good food. Too many fucking shits just feed them frozen pizza and chicken nuggets because they are lazy and don't care. No your job is not an excuse, learn priorities.

>> No.5412590
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>>5412393
My mother always cooked juuust enough for us to eat, and as a result she tried to only cook things people wouldn't hate, although she was incredibly bad at taking hints so you could eat something ten times over the course of a year and be told repeatedly that it is your most favorite dish, no matter how many times you've claimed to dislike it. If you didn't want it, there was never anything else available to eat. I was never especially picky, my older brother a bit more than me, but if we ever didn't seem to want something our dad would loudly and harshly mock us until we ate it, often shoving it in our faces until we ate whatever he was holding.

And yes, my mother is very dense about pretty much everything and tends to make just assume things about the family. My dad also acts like that about everything, but gets violent if you don't like his "jokes.". Sometimes he will get violent if he hears talking in the kitchen, assuming it to be an argument, even if it is a casual discussion with my mother about the weather.

>reading over grocery list because scolded if i don't
>thing i badly dislike is obviously on the menu for the next two days or so
>you're making thing again? we've had it several times in the past couple of weeks
>well i know it's your favorite
>i really don't like it
>but you always told me you loved it
>i never liked it
>(they accuse me of lying any time i say something different to what they think of me, ex. favorite color, music, tv shows, etc.)
>anon what's wrong with you you always eat it
>well you keep making it
>dad loudly stomps in from the next room, red in the face, teeth bared like an angry dog
>ANON WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FUCKING PULL THIS SHIT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR MOTHER I OUGHT TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW
>whoa what did i do
>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR GOD DAMNED FAGGOT FACE
>homeless tonight
>grounded for three months, no tv, internet, leaving home
>it's for dinner
>not hungry
>but it's your favorite!

>> No.5412976

>>5412590
Your father is a retard. Like mine. The only solution is to move out.

>> No.5412992

>>5412976
Agreed. There is no solution though, really. He complains that I don't return his calls for weeks at a time but I know he would never understand that he is impossible to talk to. Even if he could, he'd never believe me because the father can do no wrong. He complains a lot about his own parents and religion. He also will eat pretty much anything my mother cooks. If it's bland, he'll say "that hit the spot" and nothing more. If it's not bland, he'll say "that had a real bite to it" and nothing more.

Arguing on the internet is fun because opinions and stuff. Opinions are good. Food is good. /ck/ is a nice place.

>> No.5413054

>>5412590
this is the story of my life, except I didn't get grounded, my dad would just spank with the leather belt and sent me to bed without having dinner, when I got older they would just yell at me as if I had murdered the dog. I'm 22 and still living with my parents because they're paying for my education and I don't have a job and since I can't move out my solution is not to talk or eat with them anymore, pretty much every conversation goes like this:

>how was your day?
>okay

>>5412992
>but I know he would never understand that he is impossible to talk to
> Even if he could, he'd never believe me because the father can do no wrong
>He complains a lot about his own parents and religion
>He also will eat pretty much anything my mother cooks

apparently we have the same dad

>> No.5413061

>>5413054
Are you my older brother? He's 22 and his education is being paid for by them. But yeah I was left with nothing but my bed and school for weeks or months at a time as a kid. Usually over nothing, sometimes over my grades slipping.

>> No.5413063

>>5411599
vegetables curries for a week then

>> No.5413065

I agree, only children refuse to eat vegetables. Personally, I LOVE vegetables. Excuse me while I eat my vegetables drenched in butter with a thick layer of cheese on top. Eating vegetables is easy!

>> No.5413066

>>5412992
at least your dad calls you bro, my mother insists on calling and talking to me every fucking day so now I just ignore her and she acts like she thinks im ded after 4 days of ignoring her

>> No.5413068

>>5412426

I don't think my nieces know what a salad is; my 8 year old niece literally eats powder milk with a goddamn spoon and my sister (her mom) won't do shit to avoid it. If I put something nice looking and tasty in their dishes they'll have 3 bites, spill their drowl all over the rest of the food and say they don't like it, and since the food has all of their spit all over it I have to throw away the fucking meal I made just for them. and it's not just me, my grandma says those damn devils also do the same with her food

I made a really basic Thanksgiving dinner last year because it was the first time I made a Thanksgiving dinner on my own, but I made enough food for my family of 8 (plus 3 children, 2 of them are my nieces) and all my nieces had was mash potato, some people didn't taste the goddamn mash potato because they eat it all by themselves, they also had a bit of turkey and like 2 spoonfulls of green bean casserole and that was it. I decided that this year I'll tell my sister to get a nanny because I can't fucking cook for her kids

>> No.5413079

>>5412426

>durr, pizza and chicken nuggets are bad for you! durr!

>> No.5413124

>>5412590

my parents always did this to me, they grounded me for 6 months once because I didn't want to eat the pasta with white sauce my mom made with expired milk and she just said that "milk doesn't get bad" and that "wasting food is a sin". No friends, no bike, no tv, no videogames, not even fucking books to read in my boredom because I didn't want to get food poisoned

>> No.5413125

but veggies are good for you
(i personally can't gt enough when fresh veggies are on the menu, broccoli, asparagus, artichokes, cauliflower, corn, peas, cucumbers)

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>be on a job with stepbro (hate this niggers guts)
>ma bring homemade handmade burritos for us
>NIGGER TAKE ONE BIT AND THROW ON GROUND
>bitch say eww nopales
>i never wanted to murder anyone more in my life

>> No.5413225

>>5412205

when i was a kid i only ate the veggies when we had them, and never ate the meats.

really the only meat i liked then and now is fish, and occasionally turkey. fucken love veggies still.

>> No.5413230

>>5413145
disgusting

you can't murder but you can always hire a hobo to take a fresh shit on his doorstep

>> No.5413324
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>Associating with children at any moment of your life

How about no?

>> No.5413329
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5413329

There are people on this earth who view childbearing as an achievement
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c

>> No.5414229

>>5413329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI

>> No.5414248

>>5413329
>>5414229

fucking breeders, man

>> No.5414254

>>5412168
Man it just fucking feels good to finish the plate while other say "ehh I dont like "x veggie", ain't it?

>> No.5414258

>>5414229
Gross.

>> No.5414423

For your disgusting children
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZyeIkInzc4

>> No.5414518

>>5413066
I know a lot of parents aren't saints, but you come off as a spoiled ungrateful piece of shit. That woman raised you. She had to tolerate your whiny ass for years. The least you could do is pick up your fucking phone.

>> No.5414765

>>5414518
I'm patient and death doesn't stop for anyone.

>> No.5414797

>>5412375

You can't fool me australians. Even the PROUD TRUE OWNERS OF AUSTRALIA hate australians.

>> No.5415836

>>5414229

fucking hippies

>> No.5415841

>>5413324
Mads Mikkelsen, what a dreamboat.
>tfw I am a man that went to see En kongelig affære of my own free will.
It was p average though.